Gerard Butler's Butthole Wishes Jennifer Aniston A Very Happy 41st Birthday!
To celebrate her 41st birfday, Jennifer Aniston flew to Los Cabos, Mexico with a bunch of her friends including her favorite shopping partner Gerry Butler, Sheryl Crow, Courtney Cox and David Arquette. You know, because if you're going to weep on the floor of a shower while punching at your womb, you might as well do it in sunny Mexico. NO! Aniston doesn't do that. Homegirl is probably happy that there's not an army of babies there to barf in her margarita (barfarita), do diarrhea in the hot tub or spit on her delicious nachos. Aniston probably toasted to her barren womb! My crazy cat lady cousin made me type that, to be honest.
Here's more of Aniston, Gerry (who is begging for a Q-Tip), Sheryl, Courtney and Court's spine in Los Cabos yesterday. Yes, Court's spine makes my own spine feel inadequate. You seriously could muddle a lime on her spine to make a Mojito. My useless spine can't do that.
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bad body huh:)
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Submitted by ZiggyStardust on Mon, 02/08/2010 - 12:13pm.
Excellent point. Aniston is by no means the poster child of NOW and makes terrible movies. That being said, others saying she is somehow less of a human because she went out to party on her birthday instead of being married with babies is not good either.
But that one chick going after others because they're not married with kids is just pathetic. News flash Banayna: you CAN be married and not have kids by choice. That's what a lot of us do and STILL party in Vegas! *GASP* Oh and our mens still love us!
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My teenage angst has a body count!
BAWK BAWK!
Hends will always appeal to feminism in support of Maniston.
X is a horrible example of an independent woman. She is unintelligent, desperate and has accomplished nothing of worth in her life.
She is rich, and makes movies for morons. This is not something to celebrate or admire.
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I hate you! I hate you! I hate you!- angel_i
Submitted by SeH on Sun, 02/07/2010 - 7:57pm.
"It's REALLY pitiful to see Dlisted regulars bashing Jennifer Aniston, especially if they are females. What did she do to any of you? What happened to supporting other women so that we can be strong as a gender? Why hate on her because she made a conscious decision NOT to be a breeder? I guess independent women are still seen as a threat. Sad."
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I agree 100%... she's having a good time being single right now... and to be honest, most of my friends with kids would KILL to switch places with her !!!
If you're happy being a wife or mom... more power to you but why hate on single women who just want to have some fun!!!
"So many questions, so many complete and total fucking morons (i.e. Ziggie and Demented.)"
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Not to mention Lizardo911, banayna and candy Lynn !!! Total morons !!!!
What makes GB cool to me is how he doesn't give a rat's ass how he is portrayed by the papps. He'll even bring the gross just for silliness.
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He does absolutely nothing for me.
"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living." Submitted by suckandfuck 12/14/2009 - 3:05pm.
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All that I'm after is a life full of laughter as long as I'm laughing with you.
WHAT POser's, MAN!
It is more important that the lead photo be a bunghole instead of Jennifer Aniston's beautiful and ripe tittay balls.
Michael K- YOU ARE SUCH A HOMO!!! :)
The funny thing about being a porn star is that everyone automatically assumes that they can sleep with you. This is what I do for a living. I don`t just let anyone get into my pants.
Banayna as someone completely uninterested in this angie jen bullshit, i must say that you come off as a really hateful and bitter person.
Submitted by GucciSneakers on Mon, 02/08/2010 - 3:54am.
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Please die in a fire.
Thanks.
I know Jen's tricks......
She wants to parade around this notorious nasty womanizers like John Mayer and Gerard Butthole, be seen with them.....
makes her feel like a winner!!!
I bet she's miserable inside.
Okay, so I KNOW I said that I was going to bypass any Aniston, Jolie, Pitt posts because of the futile and generic arguments that ultimately ensue (thanks for the entertainment K2 and Bayana), but just had to say: Jennifer Aniston's bikini is hot. Pink and grey is such a great combo.
I repeat that I am not on team anyone, they are all self-centered "sluts" by virtue of being a celeb.
"Obviously NOT , dumb bitch.
You dont need to be one of her friends to know who her REAL friends are "
Oh because you're so in the know? She is pathetic-only someone pathetic would go back to John Mayer for seconds after she was publicly mocked by him.
Yes, I'm a bitch and proud of it. You are a bottom feeder who was probably, like Aniston, dumped for somebody better. So you spend your life defending her and hating Jolie, because she is the face of the person you got dumped for.
You sit around cursing like a moron when anyone says anything about Aniston, yet you bash Jolie. So not only are you an asshole, you're also a hypocrite.
Submitted by Somuchbetterthanyou on Mon, 02/08/2010 - 12:03am.
And when Aniston goes to Los Cabos, it's really pathetic, because of her inability to be what any "self-respecting, complete woman" would be, which is vacationing in The Dells with her man and spawn for her 41st.
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Hey, there's nothing wrong with going to the Dells with your family, just like there's nothing wrong with going to Los Cabos with friends. And I say that as a single woman. You can def. be happy and single (as jen may or may not be), but there's no need to go to the other extreme and choose to rag on women who actually DECIDE to have families - that just indicates that you're bitter and single, not happy.
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Max-Arthur and Sharky for Hot Sluts of the Millenium!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vf9wHkkNGUU
His towels look like giant rolls of toilet paper.
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Submitted by speakit on Mon, 02/08/2010 - 12:55am.
Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 02/08/2010 - 12:53am.
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Creates turmoil and heartache for the world's super powers:)
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oh that's kinda sexy. can I help? I'll hold your purse.
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Sure! You can hang out with my two sexy topless henchmen!
♥ Threadkilla!
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~ J.D. Salinger, adapted by caprica six
Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 02/08/2010 - 12:53am.
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Creates turmoil and heartache for the world's super powers:)
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oh that's kinda sexy. can I help? I'll hold your purse.
Submitted by speakit on Mon, 02/08/2010 - 12:39am.
idk. I was just taking a walk on the wild side I guess.
soooo... now that I have your attention, what does an evil genius do?
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She creates endless turmoil and heartache for the world's super powers:)
♥ Threadkilla!
And it isn't in education. It's history. It's poetry...It's in DListed.
~ J.D. Salinger, adapted by caprica six
Submitted by SeH on Sun, 02/07/2010 - 8:09pm
I think I love you. You're definitely invited for my next vacation in Cabo with Jen and Court and Sheryl! We'll drink tequila and smoke ciggies (okay, maybe not) and have a blast.
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My teenage angst has a body count!
To whom it may or may not concern, on this day I promise to use the words of angel and speakit at least one time this week because Evil Overlord and evil geniusy shit are two of the best quips I've heard in the last week. A++++++++++++
No, now go away before I taunt you a second time.
idk. I was just taking a walk on the wild side I guess.
soooo... now that I have your attention, what does an evil genius do?
O - and btw:#20
As an Evil Overlord I will not have a daughter. She would be as beautiful as she was evil, but one look at the hero's rugged countenance and she'd betray her own mother.
♥ Threadkilla!
And it isn't in education. It's history. It's poetry...It's in DListed.
~ J.D. Salinger, adapted by caprica six
Submitted by speakit on Mon, 02/08/2010 - 12:18am.
Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 02/07/2010 - 11:44pm.
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HEY, I was trying to brag on my new zebra striped acrylic tips and I even have new zebra striped earrings, in the open post but do you care? NOOOO, you're too busy plotting some evil geniusy shit.
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Well. Do tell. What the hell are you gonna wear all that with!?;p
♥ Threadkilla!
And it isn't in education. It's history. It's poetry...It's in DListed.
~ J.D. Salinger, adapted by caprica six
Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 02/07/2010 - 11:44pm.
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HEY, I was trying to brag on my new zebra striped acrylic tips and I even have new zebra striped earrings, in the open post but do you care? NOOOO, you're too busy plotting some evil geniusy shit.
So when Clooney jets one of his stripper/waitress/model/whores & friends out to Los Cabos, it's still really gay, because of his obvious wanton desire for his "best friend."
And when Aniston goes to Los Cabos, it's really pathetic, because of her inability to be what any "self-respecting, complete woman" would be, which is vacationing in The Dells with her man and spawn for her 41st.
Note to self: Contact Los Cabos Tour Board...Suggest new campaign.
Submitted by sushi on Sun, 02/07/2010 - 10:38pm.
Pitt's parents supposedly love Jennifer Aniston. What do the Brangeloonies say about that one? Are they the devil squared as well
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Ruh oh. By responding I must be putting myself in one of the categories.
How 'bout who gives a f)ck what former in-laws might have to say. As a whole, current in-laws can be recessed into their own little boxes where the world revolves them and their opinions. Ipps, I'm getting personal. Since I don't have a fucking clue what Pitt's parents think....never mind..and you shouldn't either. Jane hasn't mentioned it to me on the porch swing while smoking a doobie...did she tell you differently? The only important fact is if she shared a doobie with you or not. Feck the conversation.
No, now go away before I taunt you a second time.
Submitted by sushi on Sun, 02/07/2010 - 10:38pm.
Pitt's parents supposedly love Jennifer Aniston.
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Yeah, man. Where's lizzieb...? It's been a while since we had a Ring Ring for Jenny from Brad's mom:(
♥ Threadkilla!
And it isn't in education. It's history. It's poetry...It's in DListed.
~ J.D. Salinger, adapted by caprica six
Submitted by Manimal5 on Sun, 02/07/2010 - 10:50pm.
Jennifer Aniston, Sheryl Crow and Courtney Cox...sounds like milf heaven to me.
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LOL! It's Cougar Town! OMG I don't know why I find that so funny...really, it's that I just can't believe there's a show called Cougar Town and they're so damn proud of it! It's ridic.
♥ Threadkilla!
And it isn't in education. It's history. It's poetry...It's in DListed.
~ J.D. Salinger, adapted by caprica six
Rachel Green looks fucking good...
Jennifer Aniston, Sheryl Crow and Courtney Cox...sounds like milf heaven to me.
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Let me remember things I love,
Stoppin' at the log where catfish bite,
Walkin' along the river road at night,
Barefoot girls dancin' in the moonlight.
Submitted by K2 on Sun, 02/07/2010 - 10:30pm.
Mike - I like the way you think ! kudos.
so do i
Pitt's parents supposedly love Jennifer Aniston. What do the Brangeloonies say about that one? Are they the devil squared as well?
Mike - I like the way you think ! kudos.
Submitted by lizardo911 on Sun, 02/07/2010 - 9:22pm.
Jennifer never covers up. She must be a little bloated and on her period or something. She only has her body going for her. She will lose it soon and have nothing. Courtney has love handles and will never get rid of them no matter what she does. She is ugly.
Whoa. I don't even know where to start with this one. Jen will have nothing once her looks are gone? You make her sound like some hot trailer park mama. Even when her looks do go she'll still have those fat royalty checks from Friends rolling in, not to mention her showbiz connections (which go WAY back).
Courtney is ugly? Love handles? No, and she looks better in a bikini than a lot of far younger girls. Assuming she smokes up with her pothead husband, that's makes it all the more amazing.
btw, Courtney did in fact have a child -- your body changes after having children ( if you dont already know that) ... She has a womanly figure - not that of a 20 year old still sporting a boy body with no hips!
Submitted by lizardo911 on Sun, 02/07/2010 - 9:22pm.
Jennifer never covers up. She must be a little bloated and on her period or something. She only has her body going for her. She will lose it soon and have nothing. Courtney has love handles and will never get rid of them no matter what she does. She is ugly.
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Get glasses, get glasses, get glasses ! Where on earth do you see love handles on Courtney? When she's sitting down? Oh please ... who doesn't have a littlewhen they sit down aside from anorexics? Courtney is very pretty - anyone with a working set of eyes can see that. Actually, I find her prettier than Jen. Jen maintains her body and doesnt appear to be "losing" it any time soon. Sorry to break the news to you.
Holy shit, I'd love to see what you look like !!
Submitted by Sbeetle on Sun, 02/07/2010 - 8:04pm.
"I'd rather have my husband and child then all the 'freedom' to travel. Give me a break!"
"Just sad that she has to buy friends to vacation with."
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LOL@these stupid ass quotes!(which I understand you are just sharing with the group.)
I love my kid but dayum do I wish I had the freedom to travel. Let's be honest, shall we?
And waddyamean 'buy'...these people have been friends forever and the ones that aren't (Gerard) is working on a movie with her. IF you ask me the ONLY one who MAY be pathetic is Gerard. Where the fuck are all his friends that he suddenly has so much time to hang out with Jen?
And, for the record, if she was really that hard up she'd be hosting her party at Wet just like Jon Gosslein and Lindsay Lohan did.
♥ Threadkilla!
And it isn't in education. It's history. It's poetry...It's in DListed.
~ J.D. Salinger, adapted by caprica six
Jen has one hot ass body. Jolie has the face, Jen has the body. And friends. Jolie doesn't seem to have any friends (except for those she fucks).
Jennifer never covers up. She must be a little bloated and on her period or something. She only has her body going for her. She will lose it soon and have nothing. Courtney has love handles and will never get rid of them no matter what she does. She is ugly.
Submitted by Sbeetle on Sun, 02/07/2010 - 8:04pm.
Why do women who make the choice to have kids and get married feel the need to bash those of us who made other choices?
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Because many of them secretly envy those of us who chose not to marry or breed and know they made a huge mistake and are now stuck. They buy into a myth that there's one path to happiness, and once they've taken that route they expect the rest of the world to be as miserable as they are.
***This is not a blanket statement that applies to all women who chose to marry and have kids. I know many who are gloriously happy this way --- but the happy people are not the ones bagging on those who remain single and childless.***
Jen may be a bit of a butterface, but bitch is built like a brick house....
She's a brick----house
Mighty mighty, just lettin' it all hang out
She's a brick----house
The lady's stacked and that's a fact,
ain't holding nothing back.
Jolie built like a preying mantis...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Soultonic on Sun, 02/07/2010 - 5:00pm.
I find this an odd group of people vacationing together. Their conversations must be so lame. Gerard is probably the only funny asshole of the bunch...but everyone else....lame.
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Jen and Courtney have sharp wit. I think they would have a bunch of funny one liners. I think the only thing funny about Gerard is his accent -jmo. Never really watched him do comedy - not sure if I'd be in stitches around him. No one really knows Sheryl's personality and David just seems a little off to begin with. I bet they drink and SMOKE alot while on vacation ... doesnt sound lame to me.
Modest? No way Jen is modest
"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living." Submitted by suckandfuck 12/14/2009 - 3:05pm.
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All that I'm after is a life full of laughter as long as I'm laughing with you.
Submitted by marteeny on Sun, 02/07/2010 - 7:22pm.
I think it's sweet she's still so modest she wont go -in front of her bestest friends- in her two-piece alone, but covers her nether regions in a wrap.
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I have seen plenty of pics from that trip where she is just in a bikini. No wrap.
get your head out from up your ass before you comment please.
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You're still the one I want to talk to in bed
Still the one that turns my head
We're still having fun, and you're still the one
-Orleans
Can we all agree that Jen is a barren biatch who pines for Brad? I keeeed, I keeeeed. Still hate Angie Ho, but let's all get along, shall we?
"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living." Submitted by suckandfuck 12/14/2009 - 3:05pm.
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All that I'm after is a life full of laughter as long as I'm laughing with you.
Submitted by Sbeetle on Sun, 02/07/2010 - 8:04pm.
It's because they buy into the notion that a woman is not complete unless she has a penis/man legally tied to her. I wish all the feminists in history who fought long, hard battles for women's rights were here to smack the taste out of their mouths.
Congratulations. You let your man bust a nut inside you and a baby came out. WHAT AN INCREDIBLE ACCOMPLISHMENT! Even roaches have kids.
Submitted by Banayna on Sun, 02/07/2010 - 7:18pm.
"You obviously know nothing about Aniston."
I know as much as you do you dumbass. Oh wait are you some 'credible friend'. If that were the case, even sadder.
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Obviously NOT , dumb bitch.
You dont need to be one of her friends to know who her REAL friends are ... all you have to do is come out from under your rock every once in awhile!! It's no big secret that CC is her best friend, and she's the godmother to her child... and this isnt the first vacation with Jen for Sheryl ...
Grow the fuck up loser. Must be something seriously "off" with anyone that feels the need to hack on an individual who has done nothing but get the royal screw in the media by being branded as "lonely ,barren, and desperate" just b/c her husband ran off and screwed some skank while married and in the public eye.
"I'd rather have my husband and child then all the 'freedom' to travel. Give me a break!"
"Just sad that she has to buy friends to vacation with."
Uhm...they've been friends for years. Somehow I don't think she's buying friends. Just because she's not a soccer mom, doesn't mean she's buying friends.
So, I guess I'm also a desperate woman for choosing not to have children and I partied in Vegas for my 40th last weekend. Sorry darling, I hate to break it to you, but that's just not true.
I think Jen is doing just fine, and so am I. But you can console yourself with feeling superior over me, because that's all you have.
Why do women who make the choice to have kids and get married feel the need to bash those of us who made other choices?
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Submitted by Banayna on Sun, 02/07/2010 - 5:26pm.
You must lead an incredibly boring life; "All I need is MY MAYUN and MY WITTLE BAYBAY to feel complete!" Silly uneducated twat.
It's REALLY pitiful to see Dlisted regulars bashing Jennifer Aniston, especially if they are females. What did she do to any of you? What happened to supporting other women so that we can be strong as a gender? Why hate on her because she made a conscious decision NOT to be a breeder? I guess independent women are still seen as a threat. Sad.
So many questions, so many complete and total fucking morons (i.e. Ziggie and Demented.)