Bitch Has Really Lost Her Mind This Time
Lindsay Lohan might be a crackity crackhead, pill popper, drunk, kleptomaniac, hoarder, compulsive liar, Pooty's arch rival, fame fucker and child pimp, but none of those things make me want to UPS her a straitjacket like this story from Radar. According to some witness (aka Pooty disguised as a potted plant), LiLo threw a cup of vodka (that's "angelic tears of joy" to you and me) in SamRo's face at a club on Wednesday night! EEEEE-LEGAL!
This source explained that SamRo was working her usual "pushing play on iTunes" gig at Crown Bar in West Hollywood when the crackie tornado busted through the doors.
The source goes on, "Lindsay was drinking straight out of a bottle of vodka and I saw her take an orange prescription bottle out of her bag and pop a couple of pills that she said were Adderal, she even offered some of the pills to a friend that was with her. Lindsay was trying to get Sam's attention, but she was working and studiously ignored Lindsay. You could see Lindsay getting more and more worked up the more Sam didn't pay her any attention. Sam just got sick of it all in the end though and started taunting Lindsay about her being all drunk and messed up. She said to Lindsay, 'Why don't you just have another drink?' and even told her, 'You're a disgrace'.
That made Lindsay just totally flip out on Sam. She picked up a drink and threw it straight in her face! Sam was absolutely furious and picked up some DJ equipment that was by her and threw that at Lindsay. It was crazy!"
That's crazy alright. It's certifiable. LiLo's craziness has really snorted up the line this time. And I thought she respected the booze! How dreadful.
I mean, I'm sure LiLo has thrown vodka at SamRo before, but usually she aims for the vag and sticks a celery stalk in there. Breakfast of champions.
Here's the booze-abuser going to dinner at Madeo last night.
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she such a bitch.
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Poor Sam she's never going to be rid of this crazy bitch. The good news is I have Lilo in my dead pool so I'm pretty covered there.
If I was mama cracky I'd be calling Niecy for those clothes to sell after Lilo buys the farm, they may be worth more when she's dead than used clothes when she's alive.
I just don't care anymore.
Only a matter of time before we are treated to the morgue photos of this wreck. She'll be a lovely shade of blue-orange with dents in her face from where she was lying on her face for days before someone(her dealer)noticed she was dead. And we'll get to hear from her devoted parents how they never saw it coming and to be sure to watch the new reality show about how Alli is coping after the loss. I'm only partly joking.
I think the fake tan shit has finally gotten into her system, made it's way to her brain and driven her around the bend. And by the looks of it, Allie is next.
At this point, the only film she will see is the one on her vodka glasses. I doubt they would even hire her for a remake of "Sid and Nancy", since she and SamRo make those two look like Davey and Goliath in comparison.
Pushing play on itunes gig. LMAO!
I really could care less if these two stabbed each others eyeballs with swizzle sticks but wasting good vodka like that is unforgivable.
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Get thee to a rehab before you end up on one of E!'s tragic countdown lists.
Different malfunctioning celeb fembot, same message: Find rock bottom in a hurry and hit it hard.
Ok, enough pontificating, I need some liquor.
-LOVE ANDERSON
I wish that there would be a Celeb Big Brother house in America with Linsay.
SamRo doth always protest too much. She keeps periodically being seen with Lindsey and hanging out with her, yet is disgusted by her? Didn't she ex-communicate herself from Lindsay, only to go back to her over and over? SamRo should kiss Lindsay's ass as Lindsay (despite all her own insanity) is the best thing to happen to that sad sack, one trick pony, "press play DJ" to keep her relevant. No one would give two sh*ts about SamRo without this whole drama continuing; she should pay Lindsay a commission for each "D.J." gig she gets. I just want to take a bar of lye soap and scrub the crap off SamRo's face, then hose her down with Pinesol, followed by giving her back brace to wear so she'll stand up straight.
Hopefully another dead whore in the year 2010.
Why don't Lindsay and Tila Tequila hook-up? Pefection!
I didn't see the mess that's her apartment. Should I?
Sounds like a castle for a crackie.
SamRo must kick herself everyday for getting tangled with this mess.
"I mean, I'm sure LiLo has thrown vodka at SamRo before, but usually she aims for the vag and sticks a celery stalk in there. Breakfast of champions."
MK, that is poetry. When you getting your Pulitzer?
She has the ugliest fingers rivalled only by Amy's. Why-oh-why are they also SO over decorated?! Don't decorate things we don't wanna look at! Jeesh!
♥ Threadkilla!
And it isn't in education. It's history. It's poetry...It's in DListed.
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she's just rotten. first coke-pants kate, now this. i'm personally insulted; golden rule number one is you don't recklessly mistreat vodka. even a child knows this.
*my addiction to this site has now entered the sneak-a-peak-at-the-office zone - i've got to be very quiet*
every day I am shocked that she is still alive.
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You're still the one I want to talk to in bed
Still the one that turns my head
We're still having fun, and you're still the one
-Orleans
Shes fucking pathetic. I take adderall for adhd that I have had since i was a kid. If you dont have adhd or you take it like its a recreational drug it can make you go crazy. Sounds to me like she was taking it to much and got all aggressive and nuts.~Pamela~
She has abandoned the coquette finger in her mouth pose. AT LAST.
Submitted by madam s. on Fri, 02/05/2010 - 11:42am.
Ophelia,
No kidding, right? I'd be embarrassed to ever be seen out again after airing that trashed ghetto pit that is her place.
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Madam s -- when I saw that pig pen of hers I felt sick. There's no excuse for that. Almost makes me turn into Monica on Friends when she showed up at Ross' girlfriend's hoarder style apartment, armed with a mop and pale full of cleaning supplies.
Why is that bitch not in jail? Doesn't she have rules of probation to follow? I wish someone would turn her ass in. I'd love to see that cunt go to jail.
That's Ali driving. Isn't that bitch only like 15? I hope she wrecks and puts them both out of their misery.
I'm still down with the idea that this skank is one bad trip away from the morgue.
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Hey baby! Did heaven lose a star? 'cause you've got niiiiiiice cans...
And in my experience, splashing your ex lover in the face with a nice brisk invigorating wave of Vodka has worked wonders for me!!
It made my exes come to their senses, wake up from their stupor & realize how much they missed me, loved me, and wanted to start the relationship anew with me.
Sam Ro must be a Jack girl or something
Shame ... vodka wasted and nothing hit Lohan in the face :(
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ADDERALL = AMPHETAMENE
Lindsay might as well be making Meth/Banana Smoothies & claiming to be a health nut.
I blame that bitch Rachel Zoe on getting these young Hollywood chicks hooked on Addy to stay thin..."it's safe..it's just a medicine for ADHD!!!!"
No bitch...it's SPEED...it's addictive!!!!!
Now Lindsay has morphed into a Gingey Rachel Zoe (looking 48 when she's only 20 something)
What the fuck is wrong with people???
She looks decades older that she is.
My best friend is my age .... I'll be 49 on Sunday .... and she looks WAY younger than Lohan.
is that ali lohan starring as the crack-head driver?!
... is that ali behind the wheel?
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but, then again, what do i know?
It is quite sad to see how far she has fallen.
Hohan just bought the crazy train from Shitney.
"Well, it is very nice to meet ya'll motherfuckers an' ho's." Shanaynay (Shane Dawson)
I hear that using all the orange tanning shit can cause you to go nuts. That shit is not cute.
"Fuck me running..."
I thought the top photo was Jordan showing off her new wedding ring.
YAY!
♥ Threadkilla!
And it isn't in education. It's history. It's poetry...It's in DListed.
~ J.D. Salinger, adapted by caprica six
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 02/05/2010 - 10:25am.
you complete me – NSFW Lohan pussy pictures
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You forgot to include that incredibly classy pic that features her genital wart(s):
http://www.shabooty.com/2009/06/04/lindsay-lohan-crotch-shot-with-wart-v...
WTF the fuck is wrong with these girls? As Kathy Griffin once asked, “WHERE ARE THEIR MOTHERS?” My mother taught me how to properly conduct myself in a dress or skirt. But even so, I understand that “accidents” do happen. BUT THAT’S WHAT PANTIES ARE FOR! Maybe I’m old school, but anytime I wear a skirt or dress I ALWAYS make sure to wear panties. There are times when I’m wearing pants & to avoid having a panty line I’ll go commando because it’s more comfortable than having a thong wedged in between my ass crack, but I never go commando with a skirt or dress!
Anyway, I absolutely cannot stand this trick. She's had every single opportunity & second chance handed to her in the world, which is a helluva lot more than she deserves, & she still chooses to live her life as a public train wreck.
Ophelia,
No kidding, right? I'd be embarrassed to ever be seen out again after airing that trashed ghetto pit that is her place.
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FIST PUMP!!
coke-head driver. LOL!
Go home and clean your house, Bitch.
I noticed for the TV trailers of Mean Girls (showing on TV this weekend) she was not shown in any of the TV ads; only the other 3 actresses.
I thought it was funny!
That chic makes so many funky faces I could make a collage. I won't though, because quite frankly, who wants to look at that face for very long??
I'm glad shes drugfree now.
HOPE SHE DIDN'T FUCK UP THE PLAYLIST FROM ITUNES. WOW! WHAT A NIGHTMARE TO HAVE LOHAN AS AN EX! SPECIALLY WHEN YOU HAVE TO PUT YOUR ITUNE SKILLS TO WORK!
Miss Lohan actually looks gorgeous with that hair color combined with her eyes and I'm guessing that gray sweater jacket thing. I rarely think women with her look are attractive, but I see it here. Dark hair is the way to go for this one.
LOL @ the coked out driver of the car.. that shit had me cracking up!
At this point I'll buy you and her a bottle of skull vodka if I don't have to read another LiLo story until the end of days. May she be like one the goldie hawn ho in death becomes her.
sniffy: No. I don't think they ever saw each other again after that.
ok, her and Audrey O'Day should seriously be gf and gf
She should become part of the cast of Jersey Shore. I might watch it then. Oh the drama that would ensue.
When they said buy low and sell high they didn't mean pot.
I honestly could not tell if that pic was Britney or Lindsay at first. Not a complement to either.
You know, I don't even think Lindsay ever really *loved* Sam, or even was that into Sam. I think for her this shit is all about control and power, and right now she's just pissed that Sam isn't doing what she wants her to do. I honestly don't even think she's a lesbian.
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I see she has dyed her skin 'poo brown' again. Hot.
Homegirl needs botox. No one at age 23 or whatever she is should have those kind of forehead wrinkles. How does that even happen?
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