Depp! Pills! Shiloh!
Brangelina has been keeping busy. When St. Angie isn't practicing swallowing an entire bottle of pills whole, she has been holding top secret meetings with her hypnotic vagina to discuss how they are going to snatch away Johnny Depp from Gappy. And when Brad isn't putting on a faux happyface for the children army, he has been playing tea party with Aniston and her stuffed animal collection. At least that is what the tabloids are saying this week.
Star Magazine is saying that St. Angie wants to reclaim her crown as the hardest-working dick snatcher in the game (sorry Sienna) by getting a piece of Johnny Depp. Angie and Johnny are about to shoot a movie together in Italy later this month, and she has been inviting herself over his L.A. house to "work on the script." But a source says that she's really trying to work on his wang. The source went on to say, . “She's already spent hours there drinking red wine with Johnny. She's intense and goes for anything and anyone she wants. She has no limits!" Angie must be planning to go in for the kill when they get to Italy, because she told Brad that he is not invited.
I don't think Vanessa Paradis needs strap Johnny's dick with The Club just yet. I mean, nobody can gap him like she can (I don't know what that means either).
As for OK! Magazine and InTouch, the covers really say it all. It says that St. Angie is channeling Neely O'Hara from Valley of the Dolls and threatening Brad with some dark secret. Maybe his deep dark secret is that his goat beard is actually a glued on merkin.
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Is it true that AJ uses voodoo to keep men interested in her? is she using that on Brad to make him submissive?
Submitted by Little China Doll on Wed, 02/03/2010 - 3:20pm.
@Bella, hells yes suitors will be lining up after AJ does some kind of voodoo doll shit on them.
oh come onnnn. don't any of these idiots care how doing the nasty with this b*tch will make their fans hate them. i mean when will karma come back to her an ppl will say enough is enough u dumb whore. i certainly hope johnny isn't braindead or blind enough to fuck that skank he is actually one of the few actors left that i respect for keeping it real and being a family man though all this bullshit hollywood hype
Glad to set your mind at ease speakit, but right now I am looking at boys in their Calvin's...gotta run! p.s no sign of piercings on this gang.
Submitted by buddhistgirl69 on Thu, 02/04/2010 - 2:10am.
Once upon a time I knew him a little, and he is a very real person. Cannot see this happening, so your _______ is safe speakit.
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAH... that's good. I only have one.
Once upon a time I knew him a little, and he is a very real person. Cannot see this happening, so your _______ is safe speakit.
oh brother.
Right now.. hold me to it.. I'm swearing.. if AJ and Depp hook up, I will pierce my _________. Never gonna happen.
Crap, I meant Willow...
ahahahaha
Weds night....fun.
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http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1172613656
First of all what? Depp is not def for the role, the guy from Avatar dropped it...not telling what Depp will do.
Second, I WOULD NOT not put it past Pussailina to try but there are lengths...Brad is a GD puss and he fell for her when he could shit on his wife after an interview and make and excuse for it...
Depp, has no reason, no desire (shut up loons, she looks like the witch mother from Widow)
he has his life outside of HW and it works for him.
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1172613656
WHAT BULL CRAP!
It takes two to Tango, and rest assured...Depp is VERY happily married and well adjusted.
TWO things Angie is unfamiliar with and cannot breach.
"I don't know what that means either." !!!! So funny, I seriously felt a little tear burst out of my eye, so fast--my body just can't keep up with how funny you are.
Melanie Griffith showed up on the set of Original Sin to observe. A home-wrecker can spot another home-wrecker a mile away.
Vanessa needs to consult Melanie for tips.
Somewhere Johnny Depp is getting drunk and wondering how the fuck to get out of this shit now. He'd rather be a working actor than a celebrity.
Angie, even if you fuck Johny, please don't such the hotness outta him. He is the last hot man standing.
she is in another movie with a male actor...total affair! come on, her life can't be that exciting!
anyway, why is all the negative energy going to Angie...I am no brangeloonie but why are the guys always untouchable to this kind of banter/ridicule?
Angie's bones would break if she had sex
Depp has too much class to fall for this bag o' bones and her man-stealing tricks. Vanessa would also suck out Skeletina's brains through the gap in her teeth without so much as a by-your-leave if she tried anything with Depp.
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Memories of the year that lies behind us
Wishes for the new year yet to come
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Make you feel that life has just begun
Submitted by No Words 2/3/10 3:21pm
It is like Pauly Shore doing a movie with Meryl Streep.
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Or John Malkovich with Megan Fox?
Is everybody SO sure he wouldn't fuck Angie? He does like scrawny bony junkie women and always has done (Kate Moss anyone?).
And I can't understand why anyone would think that Brad is longing to sex a has-been sitcom star whom he dumped in favor of Skeletina FIVE YEARS AGO.
Don't think Angelina is his physical type anyway. Nowadays she's too masculine, plus she's tall with strong features. He likes small-boned women with delicate features (excusing the occassional GAP). When Vanessa was very young she looked like Kate Moss and had a doll-like face. She's grown rougher with age but I think she is still considered a beauty and somewhat of an icon in France.
Young Gappy:
http://rivmurenno.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/vanessa-paradis.jpg
I know these rags are usually full of garbage & lies, but I dont put this one past Jolie. Doesnt she love to hook up with co-stars?
He doesn't love Jen. Brad looks at Jen and at Angie and just misses hot pussay compared to Skelewhore.
Johnny hates the constant media attention. Angie is wasting her time with this one.
@miami :) thanks! i am going to try to get there, the hotel can arrange free transportation to murano, so i'll ask about that. siena is amazing. there are two little restaurants that are on the hill by st. catherine's church that overlook the duomo, amazing....and the food is sooooo good. i can't wait, i'm leaving tomorrow! you should get to siena, and while you're around there you need to go to crete senesi, and of course san gimignano :)
Everyone come to the OP, we have real avie day!!!!
Submitted by El Bastardo on Wed, 02/03/2010 - 2:00pm.
Johnny Depp sucked off railroad hobos for turnips in his younger days just to get from Kentucky to Hollywood by train. Read it on Wiki. I was shocked as he didnt deny it.
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what? no link? you're slipping - and no in a fun sexy way.
ps like the new look, didn't at first but it's grown on me.
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http://www.paris-kim.com/potholes/munch.htm
http://bit.ly/1rcnEc
http://www.wired.co.uk/news/archive/2009-03/24/reports-of-my-death.aspx?...
@Ma Nom: Go to Murano if you have time. I didn't have time last time but it's meant to be cool. They have the glass factory there. Your hotel is ridiculous. It's beautiful and it has an ideal location.
@Ma Nom: Lucky you!
no, i live in kentucky, haha! i'm a pilot so i get to go to italy r/t for $45 ($245 first class both ways) so i'm hooked. i got laid off in november though, so i need a job...i'm bored and going broke fast
Ma Nom: I am envious, enjoy. Siena is meant to have some amazing art and architecture. I haven't been yet. I miss Italy so much.
Do you live in Europe?
*Sigh*
I AM, but that's just a bonus. i'm sort of "dating" a guy who lives outside siena, so we decided to meet in venice this weekend and we're going to hang out at his place the rest of the week. check out the hotel we've got. AMAZING.
http://www.cabonvicini.com
Ma Nom: Are you only going to Venice? It's great for Carnivale but it's super crowded.
I am impatiently waiting for Angie's heroin addiction and anorexia to surface.
*claps hands together and laughs diabolically*
well crap, i'm only in venice this weekend...i'll keep an eye out and take pictures if i see them, MK can have some "exclusives" haha....i need a job.
Johnny Depp is faithful and in love with Vanessa Paradis. I don't know where the press got this crap that Johnny and Angie are having an affair. He would not touch her with a barge pole. She isn't even his type anymore.
:) The mag covers are works of shitty art.
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I have seen photos of Vanessa Paradis where she is stunning . Other photos make her look like crap. Is it photoshop or what?!
Submitted by Hekki on Wed, 02/03/2010 - 4:07pm.
Saint Angie is doing her damnedest to seduce Johnny, you can be sure. Part of me wants her to be humiliated, part of me wants her to break up another marriage.
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ITA. Let the Brangeloonies defend her then.
i'm going to sound like a stalker, but hey, it's depp...so tell me where this magical filming is taking place cuz i'm going to italy tomorrow for 10 days and GOD that would just make it THAT MUCH BETTER.
Saint Angie is doing her damnedest to seduce Johnny, you can be sure. Part of me wants her to be humiliated, part of me wants her to break up another marriage.
I don't think Johnny Depp would touch Angie with a 10-ft pole. He's got more integrity and smarts than that.
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Give me a break. Depp knows that if he ever publicly and romanticly got with Jolie, his career would crash and burn. I can't believe he agreed to even do this movie.
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Yes people, everything you read on the internet and in gossip magazines is completely true. jeeze
Jeeze, shut up already. Who the hell are you anyway, the blog police or something? Most of us are here for entertainment and not to be schooled by some poster on how stupid you think we are for totally buying into a tabloid story. How do you know what anybody really believes on here. Step off Stewiethebuzzkiller.
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@Bella, hells yes suitors will be lining up after AJ does some kind of voodoo doll shit on them.
I think the thing that puzzles is the fact that J. Depp loathes the tabloids and does whatever he can to stay out of them. Making a movie with the child collecting skeleton (I love that) will put him on the front of every tabloid while he's making that movie and after.
I hope he's ready for that.
AJ is way over rated as an actress. She plays roles similar to herself.
AJ is way over rated as an actress. She plays roles similar to herself.
I agree with those of you who are appalled that Johnny Depp even agreed to do a movie with Angie Jo. She is not even in his league. It is like Pauly Shore doing a movie with Meryl Streep.
Submitted by madam s. on Wed, 02/03/2010 - 3:06pm.
I agree.... I would not see a movie she's in.
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Submitted by Stoney on Wed, 01/27/2010 - 5:42pm.
This site should be fun only. The petty shit fucks up my buzz.