Friday, February 5th 2010
Birthday Sluts
Cristiano Ronaldo (25)
Jeremy Sumpter (21)
Sara Evans (39)
Michael Sheen (41)
Bobby Brown (41)
Chris Parnell (43)
Laura Linney (46)
Duff McKagen (46)
Jennifer Jason Leigh (48)
Tim Meadows (49)
Barbara Hershey (62)
Christopher Guest (62)
Charlotte Rampling (64)
Michael Mann (67)
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happy birthday.
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Happy Bday, Christopher Guest, you hot funny slut!
I saw her at the sideshow at the fair.
The sign said,"TURTLE WOMAN - PLEASE BEWARE."
And they had a sign saying, "BEWARE."
Cause why?
Because of snapping turtles, I guess.
But I went in and I just had to stare.
Turtle Woman, I love you, I don't care.
From Best in Show
(Harlan Pepper reciting the song TURTLE WOMAN)
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HB, Duff McKagen! Looks more like David Bowie every year, Seattle U. graduate & always willing to help out hometown charities. What's not to like? ;^)
Christopher Guest is a fucking GENIUS!
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Turning on the charm
Long enough to get you by
You're still the same
You still aim high
- Bob Seger
LMAO @ this vid! holy crap :))
happy b-day people!
'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'
HB, Chris Parnell! Probably the funniest man alive today!
Happy birthday Tim Meadows.
http://www.jamaica-fact-fest.com
Happy BD Christopher Guest! You turn my ovaries up to 11!!
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Memories of the year that lies behind us
Wishes for the new year yet to come
And it stands to reason that good friends in season
Make you feel that life has just begun
I am Michael Sheen's soulmate. He just hasn't realized it yet.
I don't buy into the whole cougar thing, but I'd make an exception for Barbara Hershey.
LOL - Christiano sure looks worried about something.
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Corporate whores:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Cam3hFUENQ
madonna..shhhh, its our secret
hahaha that video always makes me giggle,
Happy birthday to Michael Mann! Thank you for giving me my all-time favorite movie...The Last of The Mohicans (and Daniel Day Lewis in a loincloth!).
Happy Birfday, sluts!
"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living." Submitted by suckandfuck 12/14/2009 - 3:05pm.
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All that I'm after is a life full of laughter as long as I'm laughing with you.
also, its funny how he had to check his own dick
wow! "squash posh"-
I thought i was the only one with ugly man crushes! good to know i'm not alone - me thinks we should start a support group.
who knew jennifer jason leigh was 48 i thought she was like 35 or maybe 40 tops.
I loved Charlotte Rampling in Angel Heart.
So fucked up.
Oh, lotsa hot sluts tahday.
HB, Cristiano, Michael Sheen, the beautiful Laura Linney, Jenny Jason Leigh, Babs Hershey, Chris Guest, and Charlotte Rampling.
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Bottom-feeder.
Gorge your eyes on Gorgeous Georgina : http://sites.google.com/site/gorgeousgeorginashow/home
So now Ja thinks that he's so tough
And Murder Inc.'s the big bad wolf
And they gwan huff and puff and blow our label down
But our building's made out of bricks
So y'all ain't taking out shit
And dawg you just did a song with Bobby Brown
I can't help it - every time I see that name I hear this song in my head....
HB, Hos!
♥ Threadkilla!
And it isn't in education. It's history. It's poetry...It's in DListed.
~ J.D. Salinger, adapted by caprica six
ah hell ya I love that clip, fukken man slut, just dive in you gaylord.
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Submitted by xerquina on Thu, 11/12/2009 - 1:59pm.
suckandfuck you are by far the most vile person here
Is Barbara H still fucking that hot piece of curry
SAYID JARRAH OF THE REPUBLICAN GUARD?!?!
if so happy bday u ultimate cougar
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
Duff McKagen is my ugly man crush. (okay, one of my ugly men crushes)