Tuesday, February 2nd 2010

Open Post: Hosted By Pajama Jeans

I know you probably think that I report the important news affecting our world today from a wood-paneled office while wearing a three-piece suit and freshly polished wing-tips. But the ugly truth is I make the blog donuts from a broke down West Elm table while wearing sweats and a t-shirt thin enough for me to use the ends to floss the jerky bits out of my teeth. I am lucky.

However, it is a pain in the asshole whenever I have to put on outside clothes to go to the corner store to buy more beef jerky. But thanks to the genius makers of the Pajama Jeans, I don't ever have to strain myself by putting on real pants AGAIN! The Pajama Jeans are pajama bottoms that look just like a pair of fancy jeans from the European designer section at a fine department store. It's a mirage!

This shit should be called Life Changing PJeans! They take you from day to night and back to night again. These are the only bottoms you'll ever need in your life. Well, almost the only bottom you'll ever need. You still need this bottom, because you do have to watch American Idol twice a week.

via Videogum

Posted by: Michael K


50 cent tshirt cool :)

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$40 for a pair of pajama pants AND a free 50 cent tshirt? Wow. Sign me up! NOT

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Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Wed, 02/03/2010 - 1:12am.

Submitted by Italics on Wed, 02/03/2010 - 12:10am.

i'm listening and loving all the music links you are sending!!... i'm just busy a bit... it's really cutting into my dlisted time... i gotta get a secretary!!...

have a happy, Italics!!

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ESE, I finished editing and read your post.

Knowing you are loving the music...made me happy!

I hope your hectic pace eases soon.

Goodnight!

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Submitted by Italics on Wed, 02/03/2010 - 12:10am.

i'm listening and loving all the music links you are sending!!... i'm just busy a bit... it's really cutting into my dlisted time... i gotta get a secretary!!...

have a happy, Italics!!

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"We'll share our things
And have some fun
Then we'll say goodbye
And go back home when the day is done"

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*stepping in late*.. I HATE PHONECALLS!!!...

centy, i haven't been here very much either, but i have missed you!

i gotta go for the night, but...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CwVsObcNYvI

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"We'll share our things
And have some fun
Then we'll say goodbye
And go back home when the day is done"

Goodnight everyone!

Submitted by Centaurious on Wed, 02/03/2010 - 12:37am.

italics, Wrong side of the Atlantic! I’m a former New Yorker like you. :)
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Oh, right...I actually have a good memory, if you can believe it....I recall you live in North Carolina/Virgina, around that area.

So I can see both of us being night owls that you would miss me by minutes, I give up, you come on and then the West Coast comes on.

One night I am totally taking uppers (for me, a few cups of coffee, never drink it!) and stay up all night so I don't miss the party!

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Nah, I never discuss where I live on the East Coast. I’m cautious about my privacy. The schedules in my home are fluid. I just go with the flow! :)

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Submitted by Centaurious on Wed, 02/03/2010 - 12:40am.

italics,

I am going to listen to "Be Here Now" but I must go have a snack, skipped dinner, darn!
"Be Here Now" was a Hindu/Maharashi thing that was popular in the 70's as a mantra and way of life after Ali McGraw did Love Story.

I just remember that because I read a bio of her several years ago.

Useless info, just thought I would share.

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Something tells me you will love the song! :)

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italics,

I am going to listen to "Be Here Now" but I must go have a snack, skipped dinner, darn!

"Be Here Now" was a Hindu/Maharashi thing that was popular in the 70's as a mantra and way of life after Ali McGraw did Love Story.

I just remember that because I read a bio of her several years ago.

Useless info, just thought I would share.

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"You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think."

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italics, Wrong side of the Atlantic! I’m a former New Yorker like you. :)
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Oh, right...I actually have a good memory, if you can believe it....I recall you live in North Carolina/Virgina, around that area.

So I can see both of us being night owls that you would miss me by minutes, I give up, you come on and then the West Coast comes on.

One night I am totally taking uppers (for me, a few cups of coffee, never drink it!) and stay up all night so I don't miss the party!

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"You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think."

Hi (bye) ScarfnBarf!

Centaurious, I posted this on 1/29/10.

ScarfnBarf loved it. Maybe you will too.

This song tugs at my heart strings!

Artist: Ray LaMontagne
Album: Till the Sun Turns Black
Song: Be Here Now

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v9Upwd_gqDk

Submitted by Centaurious on Wed, 02/03/2010 - 12:18am.
italics, The other ocean! :)
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You're a bloody Brit?!
I like you even more!

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Wrong side of the Atlantic! I’m a former New Yorker like you. :)

I looked at my profile. Click on my blue name, open the track tab, then go to my Open Posts. You will find music. I have pretty eclectic taste in music. You may like Ray La Montagne's Be Here Now.

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ESE!

I've been in San Fran for a whole week without my computer and you didn't even miss me...

Sob...

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"You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think."

Centaurious's picture

Has anyone seen Sugaroo here lately?

Just curious...I speak with her/him quite a bit.

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"You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think."

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Centy - I gotta go take care of some biz - I will check back later :)

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italics, The other ocean! :)
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You're a bloody Brit?!

I like you even more!

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"You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think."

Submitted by Centaurious on Wed, 02/03/2010 - 12:08am.
italics, Damn time zones!
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How bad can the time zones be? Are you in CA? Even if you are, I'm a huge night owl, I'm usually the one bawling at 2am where is everyone!
You know I'm Central, so that's kinda in the middle. Can I download the songs without paying?

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The other ocean! :)

I’m a night owl too. It’s only difficult when I have an early schedule.

The songs are on youtube. You can’t download them but you can listen.

ESE, did you listen to Ray La Montagne's Trouble (or any of the other songs)? I’m curious whether you liked him. *Morrison's voice over startled me the other night* :P

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italics, Damn time zones!
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How bad can the time zones be? Are you in CA? Even if you are, I'm a huge night owl, I'm usually the one bawling at 2am where is everyone!

You know I'm Central, so that's kinda in the middle.

Can I download the songs without paying?

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"You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think."

Submitted by Centaurious on Wed, 02/03/2010 - 12:00am.
italics, *waving to Centaurious*
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*blowing kisses to italics*

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Do you have any idea how many times I have missed you by a matter of minutes? Damn time zones! I’ve been leaving music in open post for a few weeks. If you hear something you like, let me know and I'll post more from that artist.

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So what's up with American Idol night, here?

Some of these dongs (typo, and I'm keeping it) are good.

Can I download them without paying money or does life not work that way?

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"You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think."

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italics, *waving to Centaurious*
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*blowing kisses to italics*

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"You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think."

*waving to Centaurious*

Submitted by speakit on Tue, 02/02/2010 - 11:13pm.

Submitted by Italics on Tue, 02/02/2010 - 11:08pm.
I love Audrey Hepburn. The song is sweet.
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Wasn't she so graceful and beautiful? Yes, it is sweet.

OH, here's another favorite of mine. Sometimes I totally get on a musical kick and that's all I listen to.

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Thanks speakit! The original King and I was much better than the remake.

Audrey Hepburn was an exceptional woman.

I wrote about her philanthropy recently.

http://www.dlisted.com/node/35220

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Good evening.
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"You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think."

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Submitted by Italics on Tue, 02/02/2010 - 11:08pm.
I love Audrey Hepburn. The song is sweet.

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Wasn't she so graceful and beautiful? Yes, it is sweet.

OH, here's another favorite of mine. Sometimes I totally get on a musical kick and that's all I listen to.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PdyqmN5cnRQ

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Feeling very neurotic & twitchy in a not sexy way.:(

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Adopt an unwanted bird before purchasing at a pet store.

I love Audrey Hepburn. The song is sweet.

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Submitted by speakit on Tue, 02/02/2010 - 10:57pm.

ssmmoooocchhes, speaky!

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"We'll share our things
And have some fun
Then we'll say goodbye
And go back home when the day is done"

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Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Tue, 02/02/2010 - 10:53pm.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G6djgavbp7c

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I <3 musicals. now that's fun! :)

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G6djgavbp7c

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"We'll share our things
And have some fun
Then we'll say goodbye
And go back home when the day is done"

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Submitted by speakit on Tue, 02/02/2010 - 10:36pm.
awww man. ese finally posted music links and they suck.. okay maybe they don't suck but it's not my style. I'm all about the fun stuff. That's not fun.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dYvEHlXRZlc

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"We'll share our things
And have some fun
Then we'll say goodbye
And go back home when the day is done"

Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Tue, 02/02/2010 - 8:45pm.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-hWZqllm3mQ

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Artist: Shelby Lynne
Song: Anyone Who Had A Heart

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rthbRLQ0MMs

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awww man. ese finally posted music links and they suck.. okay maybe they don't suck but it's not my style. I'm all about the fun stuff. That's not fun.

Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Tue, 02/02/2010 - 7:45pm.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ab39zSPKLC8

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Thanks ESE!

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If you buy the correct size, jeans are comfortable. If you have to lie on the bed to zip them then you will be miserable and fall for shit like this.

I am not a lesbian but my girlfriend is.

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You motherfuckers need some ugly regret songs

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ulWJ4LeADy4

LOST IS STARTING
MY ASS IS ABOUT TO EXPLODE

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Submitted by xerquina on Thu, 11/12/2009 - 1:59pm.
suckandfuck you are by far the most vile person here

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-hWZqllm3mQ

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"We'll share our things
And have some fun
Then we'll say goodbye
And go back home when the day is done"

EveryStrangersEyes's picture

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ab39zSPKLC8

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"We'll share our things
And have some fun
Then we'll say goodbye
And go back home when the day is done"

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Submitted by suckandfuck on Tue, 02/02/2010 - 7:16pm.
THE FUCK DOES AMF MEAN?
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Adios
Mother
Fuckers.

Dgrin's picture

meh,nothing in porn shocks me anymore,
if you've been around for a while you've seen hell worse than a goatse or two,just saying,

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Was wondering that, too, Sucky. What is internet meme????

*scratches head*

"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living." Submitted by suckandfuck 12/14/2009 - 3:05pm.
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All that I'm after is a life full of laughter as long as I'm laughing with you.

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THE FUCK DOES AMF MEAN?

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Submitted by xerquina on Thu, 11/12/2009 - 1:59pm.
suckandfuck you are by far the most vile person here

suckandfuck's picture

GOATSE IS AN OLD INTERNET MEME PEOPLE

LEARN MORE ABOUT GOATSE HERE
http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Goatse

IT IS ALL VERY NSFW. YOU'VE BEEN GOD DAMN WARNED.

ALSO, COCKS.

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Submitted by xerquina on Thu, 11/12/2009 - 1:59pm.
suckandfuck you are by far the most vile person here

M.E.'s picture

Angel - yes, curiosity is a total killer.

Eileenie McMeanie's picture

hahaha! Sick fucks out there! Hi, Angel!!

"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living." Submitted by suckandfuck 12/14/2009 - 3:05pm.
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All that I'm after is a life full of laughter as long as I'm laughing with you.

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Submitted by Eileenie McMeanie on Tue, 02/02/2010 - 6:44pm.

ok ok! thanks for the warning. i just read the previous posts. yea, im not into seeing large, gaping assholes :/ some people are sick...

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Don't Google anything you don't want Google to remember you Googled.

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Miss Thang...DON'T DO IT!