Tuesday, February 2nd 2010

This Shit Doesn't Need A Damn Headline!

Because this picture of Prince Hot Ginge singeing eyeballs with his fiery nipples in Barbados this past weekend is worth a thousand headlines (and ass orgasms). If Mop Head's voodoo curse on me suddenly worked and I dropped dead right now, I'd be okay with that because this beautiful picture of PHG would be the last thing I'd see. Actually, these dumb words I'm typing would be the last thing I'd see. Fuck. Mop Head is always ruining things!

I leave you now, because I'm a little distracted. My heat-seeking tongue keeps wanting to lick the monitor. And yes, I've already Photoshopped my head on that pepaw's body in the first thumbnail below. It's going to be my new drivers license photo.

Posted by: Michael K


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bornready's picture

grrrrrr!

parissucksliterally: Do a quick image search of James Hewitt (especially younger) and compare to Harry- you might rethink your position on this.
Then again, Michael Jackson's kids do bear a STRIKING resemblance to their father when he was that age so.... NOT! Money buys the public's belief in even the most obvious and absurd deceptions..

michael k. you are fucking hilarious.

Harry looks like Diana's brother, Charles Spencer.

z-listed's picture

MK, You might have a chance after all! He is wearing pink boxers. Surly that is a secret sign to you!

ISprainedMyUvula's picture

I'd hit it till it limps.

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parissucksliterally's picture

once again, Harry looked exactly like Charles as a little kid, so I ain't buying the Other guy is Harry's Dad bullshit.

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bornready's picture

grrrrrr!

He's HOT! And he is the EXACT spitting image of his father. Looks nothing like Charles, looks nothing like William, but look at the pics of his real father and I'm sorry- but it's undeniable (to anyone who does'nt have a vested interest in maintaining the public image of the royal family..). Still.....hot.

scisan60's picture

WE all have our fetishes, but I don't see the hot! He looks like Crispin Glover in one of the pics and that alone will deflate my balloon .

I hope MK goes to heaven and his heaven will be, like, get to fuck on this hot Ginge for eternity :)

Soultonic's picture

Just thinking of his hard nipples makes me have an Herbal Essence experience.

I like him !! Looks hot there

I thought he was hot about 5 years ago. But like his brother, he's really starting to morph into his butt fucking ugly father.

theboy's picture

I feel like that senior citizen should be on a sex offenders list just for watching this directly to the crotch area of PHG.
Does that pic means PHG doesn't really matter if you get on your knees and stare at his half naked body when this close to him?
Oh well, the pepaw almost had his fantasy to become real, now just grab a barely legal age ginge tween and recreate the scene.
ha !

moomarse's picture

Michael - I am surprised you were able to post anything after this! But, that's why we love your professional dedication!!! YOU are HSOTD!!! *MUAH*

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Submitted by Stoney on Wed, 01/27/2010 - 5:42pm.
This site should be fun only. The petty shit fucks up my buzz.

double booked tart's picture

Screwing him would be like having sex in an airplane bathroom. It's probably crap sex but hey at least you did it and can brag about it.

So the royal ginge is living it up in barbados, what happened to his distinguished army career?

Matador's picture

What an ugly fat young man!

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Submitted by You_Complete_Me. on Tue, 02/02/2010 - 12:25pm.
People used to say he was Diana's lovechild with such-and-such. But he's clearly got his daddy's looks (poor bugger), as well as an iota of his mum's.
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I always thought he looked exactly like Charles, except for the Spencer red hair. They have the same eyes and mouth.

sybil's picture

I'd hit it, then take him out for tea & crumpets!

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LilyCat's picture

Well, I am glad to see he is looking more like Charles!

TexnDoc's picture

The female royals are more interesting to read about than guys. Shame they're so old now and not scandalous.

Egads...not cute!

DirtyWhoreMouth's picture

I bet that Pepaw is a catholic priest. oogling junk is ok in God's house.

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And yes, I've already Photoshopped my head on that pepaw's body in the first thumbnail below.

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Jill-The-Ripper's picture

Just what is that peepaw doing in the first thumbnail anyway?

Rhoda's picture

Love the non-headline. Prince Ginge needs to cover up before I make a spectacle of myself, NOM!

Area 5150's picture

Real men wear pink.

madam s.'s picture

Maybe I'd think he was cute if I didn't know how dim he is and the fact that he's part of the royal family. Those are both buzz killers for me. He does have one thing going for him though... he seems to act out whatever behavior he feels like which will probably mean he'll be far less repressed than the other royals. Who I assume all, behind closed doors, need to have their mistresses stand on their balls wearing stilettos while dressed as a school marm and scolding them for being "very naughty, awful boys" while the Corgis are forced to watch.

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nono's picture

I always have been into the dark tall and handsome.

However, between him and Michael C. Hall, I have a new-found Ginge obsession. Yummy!

Mother Superior's picture

I like his torso....not too thing, not to fat, not too athletic.
Nice!

You_Complete_Me.'s picture

People used to say he was Diana's lovechild with such-and-such. But he's clearly got his daddy's looks (poor bugger), as well as an iota of his mum's.

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angel_i's picture

Ummmm...why is that old man staring at Prince Ginge's peepee?

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ImpertinentVixen's picture

Fiery nipple, hahahhah! I love you MK.

PH did indeed turn out to be cuter than PW. Not because his father isn't Charles but just because genetics sometimes works that way.

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OurMissC's picture

He'd be cute no matter what, but the royal aspect jacks up the hotness.

Everything sounds better with "former high-class call girl" before it. - Michael K

urmomma's picture

I just want it.
1. Ginge
2. Drinks
3. Prince
4. worth repeating: Prince
5. Repeat offender.
6. Wears a uniform.

Yep. I want one.

If I gave a shit, you'd be the first person I would give it to.

snowpiece's picture

i thought Palmer Courtland had died?

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snowpiece's picture

don't get a sunburn, gingie!

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Aerialgreen's picture

Peepaw has a long but very thing hose working down there... what? he does.

Also, put on a shirt douche-peepaw no one wants to see you melting.

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Submitted by SpiceDong
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Agreed. I never really saw the appeal.

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Submitted by EvilShoe on Tue, 02/02/2010 - 12:00pm.
Submitted by tojo on Tue, 02/02/2010 - 11:59am.

I don't like his teef...
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It's his tongue I am concerned about.
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lol...why's he hanging out & drinking with those old geezers?
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MK, don't make a mess all over your keyboard.

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Submitted by fishsticksfan on Tue, 02/02/2010 - 12:02pm.

He's cute and got that whole HRH thing going on, but he doesn't singe my panties.

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Amen to that. He doesn't singe my jockstrap either. LOL

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Area 5150's picture

MK I've never really been attracted to the ginge, but damn. Gotta give it to ya, he looks HAWTTT. O/T still- I want to hit it.

You_Complete_Me.'s picture

He has matured into a fine young man. He likes the drink.

He must go to sleep each night thanking the saints he's not first-in-line.

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Albatross's picture

He doesn't do a thing for me, but I love your posts about him, MK!

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RainbowBrite's picture

"And yes, I've already Photoshopped my head on that pepaw's body in the first thumbnail below. It's going to be my new drivers license photo."

Bwahaha, Mk you so funny! Damn, that is one hot royal ginge.

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He's cute and got that whole HRH thing going on, but he doesn't singe my panties.

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And yes, I've already Photoshopped my head on that pepaw's body in the first thumbnail below. It's going to be my new drivers license photo
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lol...
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On Angelina Jolie... If I want something with a big shiny forehead and throbbing vein, I'll play with my pecker...

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