Baby Jesus Went Back To His Manger
The Chicago Sun-Times is hearing that Baby Jesus has grown tired of the scent of Gold Bond and bone dust violating his nostrils, so he has packed up all his worldly possessions (aka nothing) and gone back to his manger.
Apparently, Baby Jesus barely realized that he has nothing in common with Vadge and the 200-year age difference between them is an issue. Basically, Baby Jesus finally got the faulty light switch in his head fixed.
The source-type also said that the break-up between Madonna and child was completely amicable. The truth is, Baby Jesus was getting a little too old for Vadge. I mean, he is starting to form complete sentences and is now able to go to #1 on his own. That's a problem.
So parents, lock up your babies because Vadge is back on the prowl!
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New target should be jonas bro. :)
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Submitted by KillBilly on Tue, 02/02/2010 - 5:20pm.
From what I hear it was totally amicable and she is dating a older man now
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That explains Rip Torn's bender.
Why doesn't she just cruise petri dishes for her next piece?
Next target: The Jonas Bros, or maybe that muscley squinty kid from Twilight.
After all, she's desperate to not look like a pathetic hag after her split with Guy, and trying to look young by dating someone young enough to be her grandson.
From what I hear it was totally amicable and she is dating a older man now.
Baby Jesus will be back when his allowance he saved from granny madge runs out.
Maybe he can get with Hudson when A-Rod goes back to Vadge.
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"Madame" Vadge bought that baby for eye candy purposes so she wouldn't look like a loser after her divorce. She has always been a monster even when people thought she was so cool. That is how she made it and NYC is full of people who were deliberately used and abused early on in her ascent. I hope she sees everyone on her way down, to a world where she no longer gets whatever she wants, in spite of money.
Duh!
The deal was Jesus wrestles Vadge's roıdy clıtty for a spell and she grants him a green card.
I hope ıt was worth all the trouble.
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So basically their contract was up and he decided not to renew. He's already making buckets of money and she's all settled in New York with a bunch of fresh pics so it all makes perfect sense.
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This guy is gonna be rollin' in bank shortly...
All someone like her should need is a really really really big dildo and a good lock on the door of the shrine to herself room - you know she has one in her house.
My guess is that she wants to gravitate towards Sean Penn again.
And Baby Jesus... Well, believe me, there will be someone who knows someone who knows someone around here in Rio, and I'm sure there will be some juicy bits eventually. I'll let you bitches know.
well, all I can say is I hope Vadge is hurt...I cannot stand this bitch...but I forgot she has no soul so she can't be hurt...dammit....
Madonna used to be cooler now she's just a crazed narcissist. 50 year old guys who date 20 year olds are losers, the same goes for women at 50 who date so young, it's indiscriminately dumb and selfish. An obvious pitch for a second youth.
That's why Madge clings to Gags and Baby Jesus and Katy Perry because they're famous and the emulate the legacy she left, she lives through them.
She needs to just admit she's breaking down over her divorce, she's beginning to look pathetic.
Pretty sure she is a robot at this point. He was probably tired of oiling her joints. ____________________________________________
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Ha! I don't think she's behind those whack-jobs but I do think her Narcissistic Savior Complex is going to force her to insert herself in Haiti. Malawi is old hat to her; Haiti is closer and she can snatch up beachfront property cheap...though she may have to fight the Scientologists for the prime spots. The legit Christian missionaries don't have that kind of cash to throw around so they can just nanny her latest acquisitions.
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I doubt he'd choose to end things, nah, there's no way himbo could be that stupid... he's not letting go of that roided titty so easily, he needs to milk it a little longer.
Who else could touch Vadge? There was a rumour that she had dinner with Penn.
Submitted by Disraeli_Ears on Tue, 02/02/2010 - 11:22am.
Maybe Madonna and Ronnie Wood can hook up
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Hmmmm.. I rather fancy the thought of Vadge and Keith Richards instead.
I wonder which one would do a cayote ugly first?
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My thoughts exactly about Haiti.
Vadge is probably behind those 13 missionaries who tried to smuggle 33 kids out illegally. Illegal + kids, yeah, Madonna.
I suspect that Baby J. will be fine since the contract is rumored to allow him to keep all profits from the gigs mommy got him and the apartment in NYC is in his name and completely paid for. I am cynical enough to think that Madonna is cleaning house and dusting off her "blessed by Kabbalah" Versace halo so she can go baby shopping in Haiti.
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Now the world knows that Lady GaGa is not really a herm, he's dropped Vadge, and is probably on his way to the house of GaGa.
Besides Vadge needs real man, one that can take his A-Roid's on a regular basis.
Hopefully Baby J. got a Versace diaper-bag out of the deal.
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Madonna probably got tired of babysitting.
Submitted by Plecostomus on Tue, 02/02/2010 - 11:11am.
Aw, he'll be back after 3 days.
Okay, I literally LOL'd at that one. And Pleco, your avie is faaaaaaaaaaabulous!
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Baby Jesus's contract with Madge was simply up for renewal but they couldn't agree on the terms.
These terms probably included an iron-clad non-disclosure agreement, which hopefully is not applicable in Brazil.
Submitted by sunny on Tue, 02/02/2010 - 11:53am.
Baby Jesus was called back to Heaven..
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lol, RECALL!
Baby Jesus was called back to Heaven...it was his plan all along to reunite Madge with her one true love.....HERSELF.
Mission Accomplished....The happy couple is back together again & Vadge spends hours staring at her true love in the mirror...it's the Honeymoon Stage all over again.
Let's just hope A-Rod doesn't fuck it all up & try to come between the lovebirds.
Vadge's "vagina dentata" is way too hungry to stay with the same peen too long. Guy Ritchie broke that record already...and let's not forget Sienna Miller is a kindergarden ingenue in comparison to Vadge's insatiable thirst for cock...and pussy too.
Wonder if the rumors are true and the Material Girl is back with A.Roid.
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Gone back to his photographer BF? (Er.. come on, he is gay we all know that right, he is in a relationship with a photographer).
Submitted by Disraeli_Ears on Tue, 02/02/2010 - 11:22am.
Maybe Madonna and Ronnie Wood can hook up...and Baby Jesus and the Russian slut. Oh, wait...Russian slut probably needs cash. And so does Baby Gee.
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The only thing is that Ronnie Wood is also dating a brazilian now! She is a polo instructor or something like that, and she is 30 years-old or so.
A brazilian newspaper reported yesterday that Madonna will spend a few days in Rio next week during Carnival, maybe she will find another hottie then!
As usual, hilarious commentary from MK.
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LOL Pleco!!
Vadge and her bag of muscles are on the loose! Well, if anything, he got a little exposure bumpin uglies with her... so, good for him!
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Another gold digger is waiting in line.
When they said buy low and sell high they didn't mean pot.
He'll be back when he needs another check.
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Maddona can do better, get a better looking guy with a way bigger dick. Good riddance!
Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.
Maybe Madonna and Ronnie Wood can hook up...and Baby Jesus and the Russian slut. Oh, wait...Russian slut probably needs cash. And so does Baby Gee.
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Maybe Vadge will cover Betty Wright's old song when Baby Jesus hooks up with someone his own age:
A clean up woman
Is a woman who
Gets all the love we girls leave behind
The reason I know
So much about her
Is because she picked up a man of mine
Chumpin' Slick
Was my ruin
'Cause I found out all I was doin'
Was makin' it easy
For the clean up woman
To get my man's love, oh, yeah
Everything sounds better with "former high-class call girl" before it. - Michael K
Submitted by tojo on Tue, 02/02/2010 - 11:00am.
*You owe me a coke!*
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Ha ha ha! Indeed, I do! :oD (Great minds think alike.)
Seriously, Jesus wasn't even conceived when Flabby Vadge was workin' the "Boy Toy" belt.
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Behold "... the wailing lesbian fetus known as Justin Bieber..." - Michael K
Reminds me of 80's Country hit by Janie Fricke:
She's single again
Hold on to your man
She'll make us worry and cry
And bring us broken lives
And heartaches that never end
She's single again
She's no woman's friend
She's making her move
She's got nothing to lose
Oh look out
She's single again...
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Aw, he'll be back after 3 days.
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Supposedly she is lookin in the opposite direction for a man.
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TEAM GEORGE LOPEZ - F*ck Erik Estrada.
Sooner or later Vadge had to make up her mind on whether to adopt Baby Jesus. Good thing Madonna decided that she was getting too old to change diapers.
When your boyfriend has more in common with your daughter than you, it's probably not a good fit.
Maybe A-rod will take pity on him and throw him a bone.
By bone, I mean Kate Hudson.
*gasp*
I am SHOCKED!
Ok, not really.