Monday, February 1st 2010
My Eyes Are Up Here
Oh, look.....if you slowly peel your eyeballs off of Christina Hendricks' divine chichis from heaven, you can see that she wears glasses. Yeah, I don't think even her optometrist realizes she wears glasses! You know, every time I see pictures of Christina Hendricks I try not to slobber all over her boobs o' plenty like Tila Tequila at her Twitter log-in page, but I can't help it! The chichis speak to me. They speak to everyone. They will save the world. Even the cuntiest baby wouldn't kick Christina out of his crib.
Here's Christina, her Salma Hayek approved bitties and her husband at the Directors Guild Awards in L.A. on Saturday night.
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She really really looks great.
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Bunny Rabbit-
I'm glad I gave you the giggles. Hope I made your natural boobs jiggle ;) I am starting to consider that there may be another possibility to these big-boobed women who come out the woodwork on these threads:
a. They're probably considerably heavier (I won't make women feel bad by calling them fat, but let's just say that their proportions are not like Ms. Hendricks'.
b. These women are delusional. I've met so many women who are significantly smaller than me complain about how their Ginormous Boobies were always in their way. (And I don't think I'm any more than large-ish of the averge size).
c. These women have had breast implants and they want the rest of the world to go on believing that these clown tits look real.
Please, if there are so many women out there who look like this, how come Hollywood hasn't hired more of them, b/c they seem to all be on dlisted.
For the rest of you girls who think Hendricks is representin' for the normal curvy woman, wake the fuck up. Her tits are doing the talking, not the rest of her body, and you do not have these. She does not represent the real woman. She may be a needed departure from the Kate Moss type, but let's remember that messages like "This is what a real woman should look like" are not healthy for young women either, or any woman not interested in mutilating their bodies like Christina obviously (OBVIOUSLY) has.
Jinxy McDeath-
Thank you for stating the truth about the physical laws that govern real natural breasts and gravity. It needed to be said.
@kinseyholley
Thanks luv, what size did you go to? I wonder if I can get my doctor to swing that. Where are your scars? was it the anchor method?
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"I'm not bad, I'm just drawn that way."
Oh my LORD, that woman is gorgeous.
She's the land of milk and honey.
Vidz:
In general, I'm very very happy with the result. It was painful recovering, but not unbearable. My insurance covered it - some plans do, if the doctor takes pictures and says it's necessary.
I do have scarring. My sister's scars are almost invisible, but she had her surgery almost 20 years ago and mine was only five years ago. My scars are definitely lighter, but I still have some. They're nice and perky cause he kind of jacked them up when he redid them.
"that dork must be covered in black and blue from pinching himself."
Haha, totally to that comment.
There is something authentically fetishistic about her and she knows it. I love that her dude is weird and I think the jugs are real. If this were the 1940s or 50s, she'd be the "perfect woman", but fashion changes...
@jinxy mcdeath
@kinseyholley
Hey I've a few questions, I'm a 34DD, gone down from a 38E and I hate my boobs and have been wanting to get them reduced and lifted. Did u have much scarring, was it very expensive or painful? Were they much perkier after? thanks.
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"I'm not bad, I'm just drawn that way."
Just want to say I appreciate MK's obsession with big boobs and ginges.
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I'm starting to plot my next book, and I've had a secondary character running through my first two novellas - a curvy, sarcastic redheaded personal assistant. I first came up with her long before I saw Mad Men but the other day I realized - holy shit, she looks just like Joan Hollaway! More firecrackery, not as snooty-prim, but same build, same "don't fuck with me or you'll be sorry" attitude - I love Christina, I think she's awesome, and I like her 1950s vavavoom body.
I used to have big boobs and, yeah, if you have naturally big boobs, you have, at the very least, naturally big bones and wide shoulders. When I behave myself, I'm fit and curvy, but I'm not built skinny by any stretch - very few skinny girls grow big boobs - my sister did, and she looked funny. We'd both had reductions.
Cutting those puppies off was one of the best things I ever did.
I have huge natural boobs (that were actually reduced from DDD to C/D) despite being thin and they NEVER looked like that, even though they were always perky and not gross and saggy. She has fake breasts, folks. She can say whatever she wants. My cleavage may have been up to my neck like hers, but you can see the outline of her implants...
Submitted by happyface on Mon, 02/01/2010 - 3:05pm.
And to those women who say they have breasts like this naturally, sorry but there's always a bunch of you on any thread like this but I ain't never seen boobs that look like this off the pole. With so many of you around, you'de think I'de run into you (pun) once, but no. I'm guessing either a lot of women think they look like that, or I don't know, you do? I just never see any of ya.
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Your post made me laugh. A lot of women nowadays do have big boobs, but either they got them done or sorry to say, they're hella fat. There was once a study and it showed that only 2% of women have naturally big boobs on a thin body.
I think they're fake. She has naturally big boobs, probably a C or D naturally. She is now a what...a DDD/F or G? The unnatural butt cleavage on her chest gives it away, as do her older photos. Still, I wouldn't be mad if I woke up looking like her.
Submitted by Stoney on Mon, 02/01/2010 - 12:02pm.
I bet she looks like a wobbly pale sea cow naked.
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With her boobies fwoopin' down to her waist and that scary ass, insanosylum grin on her face. WHAAA!!!!!
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Submitted by Stoney on Wed, 01/27/2010 - 5:42pm.
This site should be fun only. The petty shit fucks up my buzz.
A Christina/Salma tag team.I die happy.
Snideychick sez:
OMG BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
The title for this post is EXACTLY what I said to my ex on our first date!
MK you are psychic!
I'm sure she naturally has enough breast tissue to be considered busty, but I would have to say these look like they've been under the knife. With an ample amount of breast tissue, she can have silicone implants and they'de still look "real" enough to fool many of you. But I do think they're fake. It is possible the other way too, but highly unlikely. I realize she's wearing a pushup bra, but those don't look like natural fat. And to those women who say they have breasts like this naturally, sorry but there's always a bunch of you on any thread like this but I ain't never seen boobs that look like this off the pole. With so many of you around, you'de think I'de run into you (pun) once, but no. I'm guessing either a lot of women think they look like that, or I don't know, you do? I just never see any of ya. I've heard plenty of women talk a great game about how huge their own boobs are, and I'm sitting there just nodding, wondering why they think they're Dolly Parton. But no hatin', I love boobs, but seriously these look tortured. Ladies, be nice to your boobs.
I'm glad that curvy women are in and I like the look, tho the bra is too much.
Saying she has cankles is mean, but this is dlisted, and they are thick. Although, I would not have noticed w/o you guys saying it.
She has that old-fashioned Bavarian build.
Does anyone else think she looks like Toni Collette, or is it just me?
Total knockout, but very alarming cankles.
The worse I have ever seen on an actress who was not 400 lbs.
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"You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think."
That dork must be covered in black and blue from pinching himself.
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"You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think."
She is married to the Super Troopers Snozzberries guy! How awesome is that? I guess MK was too distracted by her boobage to take cracks at that.
*mentally pictures her husband licking her cleavage and proclaiming that the snozzberries taste like snozzberries and that he's freaking out, man*
*snickers*
ETA: If I was married to him, I would totally make him do that at least once a week for shits and giggles.
"Small and broken..... but still good..... mostly...."
Oh and if they are real, they are looking much better tonight. But Christina dear, fuck Haiti, you could donate some to poor Hayden and still have plenty to show.
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"I'm not bad, I'm just drawn that way."
Submitted by parkerj on Mon, 02/01/2010 - 11:11am.
This is Christina post-enhancement (totally fake):
http://www.pollsb.com/photos/o/201278-mad_men_star_christina_hendricks.j...
OMG< I was just going to comment on how gorgeous and sexy librariany she looked till I clicked on your link. There is a distinct hard outline that has seemed to settle. I have huge boobs. Alot of my aunts and cousins have huge boobs. Many of my friends have huge boobs. So, i'm quite an expert on boobs. Christina you ho, you bullshitted a bullshitter. Are ya happy now?
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"I'm not bad, I'm just drawn that way."
Submitted by Hekki on Mon, 02/01/2010 - 12:55pm.
Awesome!
Pfft. Nothing brings out the haters like "are they real or Not" with big boobies. How do I know? I am 5'10, size 6, with a 34 D natural chest. Even a sister swears I got them done occasionally. Women get bitchy and mean about it when given a chance. When I got pregnant, yes, they blew up to a G. And when nursing, but no, sorry, they aren't scary after nursing two kids, for a year each. And yes, the breast starts a bit below the clavicle. It is more obvious when shoved into a top like that dress, which shapes them by smooshing them in. In a King Richard's fair outfit I can bang my chin on the boobies. She isn't a stick, those look real to me.
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Cloris Leachman for Supreme Court.
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Put on your big girl panties and deal with it.
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Hey, Bowchicka! Thanks for asking. Not bad. No regrets. It's not as cool-toned blonde as my original/ideal color. I'm looking into correctors. I want to try to lighten it again in a few months, but I can live with this color.
Having done it, I now understand why women get addicted to coloring their hair. It's FUN.
I don't get the fat/cankle comments. She is beautiful and not everyone has to be the exact same size to be beautiful. Can't she be a little thick w/o people having to tear her down?
That being said...I am noticing as people have mentioned before, she has a scary smile!!!
I think she looks gorgeous with her hair up and glasses on!
I don't think she has cankles, she is a bigger woman- her ankles are not going to be champagne stems. It's not her build.
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Let's bungle in the jungle - well, that's all right by me
I'm a tiger when I want love,
but I'm a snake if we disagree.
- Jethro Tull
LMFAO at stoney you jellis h8in dried up tasteless cunt!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
Submitted by El Bastardo on Mon, 02/01/2010 - 11:57am.
ERM! No teeth smile? Try the 6th thumbo! Do i have to do everything? JUST TRY CLICKING CHICKEN!
Yes, but what a FORCED, UNCOMFORTABLE SMILE!
Oh, I give up, I admit it, I do hate her because she's beautiful.
And her stylist should be shot for putting her in a dress that length. Her legs look two inches long. Nice cankles.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Nope, those look real... there's plenty of big fake titties around, and these don't look like they defy gravity.
I bet she looks like a wobbly pale sea cow naked.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
@ El Bastardo
100 words a minute-i'll get a job anywhere!:)
ERM! No teeth smile? Try the 6th thumbo! Do i have to do everything? JUST TRY CLICKING CHICKEN!
i love her! real or fake, i don't care! more redheads with big boobs!
Submitted by putas on Mon, 02/01/2010 - 11:38am.
the heavy frames ruin her outfit..
Why does she never show her teeth when she smiles? Does she have bad teeth? I've never seen them.
I just don't get the smile-no-teeth-ever thing..hmn
Maybe that's why her expression always bothers me....
Submitted by amazingchange on Mon, 02/01/2010 - 11:46am.
@ jack in the hat:
u lil perv:) its true though-i am typin around my bodacious boobies rite now:)
Type slower!
*Thwack thwack thwack* Ta!
@ jack in the hat:
u lil perv:) its true though-i am typin around my bodacious boobies rite now:)
Submitted by KidL on Mon, 02/01/2010 - 11:30am.
Hmmm. . . I actually think these could be real. My mother had very similar boobs and they were 100% natural. (Moms was one of those rare women who had huge boobs even when she only weighted 100 lbs.) It's rare, but it happens.
It should happen more IMHO. I blame the recession AND Kiera Knightley.
the heavy frames ruin her outfit..
Why does she never show her teeth when she smiles? Does she have bad teeth? I've never seen them.
And dresses that hit at below the knee like that usually make you look dowdy but she looks decent. I just don't get the smile-no-teeth-ever thing..hmn
When was this taken I wonder. Someone posted it from GQ on their blog last year. Her face looks totally different. Photoshop?
http://sambasixtytwo.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/christina-hendricks-p6....
*criticize*-typin, angry, too quickly!
I always wanted to know what heaven looked like. Now I know.
Submitted by amazingchange on Mon, 02/01/2010 - 11:28am.
look-as a woman with naturally large breasts-
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pics or you're lying :-)~
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
Hmmm. . . I actually think these could be real. My mother had very similar boobs and they were 100% natural. (Moms was one of those rare women who had huge boobs even when she only weighted 100 lbs.) It's rare, but it happens.
look-as a woman with naturally large breasts-i can tell you that Christina's are real. they will look different depending on the dress and the bra she wears-but her's a absolutely real. final comment-just cause u ladies have boobs-doesn't mean u know shit about large ,real boobs and how they are supposed to look.she looks amazing, her breasts are gorgeous-and really u guys that critisize just sound asinine
Submitted by grindcoregore on Mon, 02/01/2010 - 10:06am.
fkn FAAAAAKE
http://www.zimbio.com/pictures/MvN54oc5ZYM/RIAA+Feeding+America+Inaugura...
What a crap web site.Sack the journalists. Hahahahaha. WRONG.
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Mon, 02/01/2010 - 9:50am.
I think she looks fabulous. The dress is cut well, her hair is good, her makeup isn't as garish as it has been lately.
Well done. I love a classy non-jelly poster! Yum Yum Yum.
This was Christina before the boob enhancements (she was naturally large):
http://images.starpulse.com/Photos/pv/Christina%20Hendricks-4.jpg
This is Christina post-enhancement (totally fake):
http://www.pollsb.com/photos/o/201278-mad_men_star_christina_hendricks.j...
^^ Now they have settled in so they look much more natural than that.
Submitted by magdamill on Mon, 02/01/2010 - 10:48am.
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That's who it is! I knew it wasn't this trick but I couldn't put my finger on who it is.
Yeah, that's Alicia Witt.
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I ALMOST threw up my grilled cheese sandwich but with Jesus in your life, you can overcome anything. - boobxqueen on Octomom's Star cover
Submitted by Albatross on Mon, 02/01/2010 - 9:24am.
I'm sorry, but she looks like she has an ass on her chest.
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ITA!! haha...I think her face is gorgeous & the rest of her body is sexy, but her tits always look wrong to me, its not because they are so ginormous, but they way they sit on her chest, they look kind of unappealing. I think if she let them settle in a bit & stopped suffocating them, they may look more normal.