The Queen And The CaCa
At tonight's Grammy Awards, Lady CaCa tucked her peen, squeezed her nalgas and welcomed us into something called The Fame Factory (which is also what OctoMom calls her uterus). Yeah, she calls it The Fame Factory, but bitch needs more people. That's the old set from the Batman Stunt Show at Six Flags Magic Mountain! You can throw a bunch of dancing uncut penises around it, but we all know the truth.
You know, I was going along with this rhinestone bath house revue co-starring Elton John, until my friend caused me to turn inside/out from dry heaving so hard by writing me this on IM: "GaGa is our modern day JEM!" This "friend" can cross me off the list of people to call when he gets arrested for public indecency, because JEM! is an 80s Jesus. When the word "fuckery" makes the Webster's Dictionary, that sentence can be published as an example.
And here's a few pictures of CaCa looking like the Wicked Witch of the West stole Glinda's custom-made gown for the Slinky convention.
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Submitted by sushi on Sun, 01/31/2010 - 10:31pm.
It sad that someone who is actually talented has to be some garish cartoon to have a following.
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MC Skat Kat made an appearance?! Fuck, all I saw on the commercial were "artists" like Lady Gaga and shit like that.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
It sad that someone who is actually talented has to be some garish cartoon to have a following.
And the fuckery that preceeded her duet with Elton John was lame.
It sad that someone who is actually talented has to be some garish cartoon to have a following.
And the fuckery that preceeded her duet with Elton John was lame.
BEYONCE DIDN'T WIN ANOTHER ONE YES YES YES! AND I THOUGHT IT WAS VERY TRANSPARENT OF THE KNOWLES TO HAVE JULZ UP THERE ON RHIANNAS AWARD WIN IN ORDER TO SAY "WELL BEYONCE DIDN'T WIN BUT PART OF THAT AWARD IS HERS BECAUSE JZ WON IT". DUMB EGOTISTICAL BITCH! CAN'T ALLOW ANYONE TO HAVE ANY SHINE AT ALL!
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Beyonce is just as much ghetto trash as her sister, she just knows how to hide it better.
Barbado Slim 2008
I love you, Team V! LOL!
"Well, it is very nice to meet ya'll motherfuckers an' ho's." Shanaynay (Shane Dawson)
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sun, 01/31/2010 - 10:26pm.
Submitted by mike on Sun, 01/31/2010 - 10:19pm.
Submitted by Auntie Mame on Sun, 01/31/2010 - 10:11pm.
Prince Jackson's voice is DEEP. Is that really a kid or a 40 yo midget?
Think about it: If you were the (presumably straight) son of Michael Jackson, wouldn't you want to do everything you could to accentuate your masculinity?
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In Michael's house? I would've adopted a feminine personality as early as possible. Less molesting.
Well I'm guessing he had been doing that, but has switched gears so to speak since daddy's death. The change is new to him, so he's overdoing it a bit.
Who's the ugly little kid Whoreanna was walking up to the podium with? Some honcho's kid or something?
Submitted by Provolone on Sun, 01/31/2010 - 10:25pm.
Motley Crue > Bon Jovi
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Stuff my dog leaves in my neighbor's yard > Bon Jovi
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
CONGRADS RHIANNA EVENTHOUGH I NO LONGER CARE FOR YOUR MUSIC!
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"she is lucky to be alive, because that ugly stick almost beat her to death".
hotmess119's dad.
Did Mos Def just say the envelope is broken??
He must be high.
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"One Shot, One Shot!"
Ronnie 2, Townies 0
CONGRADS RHIANNA EVENTHOUGH I NO LONGER CARE FOR YOUR MUSIC!
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"she is lucky to be alive, because that ugly stick almost beat her to death".
hotmess119's dad.
Lady Gaga had at least one nose job a while back. She could not have had one recently. She is in the news daily. When would she heal???
Notice the dead swans on Riri's dress.
Submitted by mike on Sun, 01/31/2010 - 10:19pm.
Submitted by Auntie Mame on Sun, 01/31/2010 - 10:11pm.
Prince Jackson's voice is DEEP. Is that really a kid or a 40 yo midget?
Think about it: If you were the (presumably straight) son of Michael Jackson, wouldn't you want to do everything you could to accentuate your masculinity?
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In Michael's house? I would've adopted a feminine personality as early as possible. Less molesting.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Mary J. Blige and Bocelli are doing a duet.
MOS DEF! I love you.
Few Words -- I saw Snooki on the red carpet coverage. Did you see "The Situation"? The douchebag was unbuttoning his shirt to show his abs on the freakin' red carpet; it was disgusting.
Gucci -- I only like old country. Loretta Lynn, Patsy Kline(sp?) & Hank Williams.
Motley Crue > Bon Jovi
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"One Shot, One Shot!"
Ronnie 2, Townies 0
the woman can sing. she is unattractive and looks ridiculous, but the woman can sing.
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Let's bungle in the jungle - well, that's all right by me
I'm a tiger when I want love,
but I'm a snake if we disagree.
- Jethro Tull
So many girl are wetting their tampons right now.
Submitted by mike on Sun, 01/31/2010 - 10:19pm.
Submitted by Auntie Mame on Sun, 01/31/2010 - 10:11pm.
Prince Jackson's voice is DEEP. Is that really a kid or a 40 yo midget?
Think about it: If you were the (presumably straight) son of Michael Jackson, wouldn't you want to do everything you could to accentuate your masculinity?
Good point, Mike. They seem to be nice children and well spoken. Michael did something right with them.
"Well, it is very nice to meet ya'll motherfuckers an' ho's." Shanaynay (Shane Dawson)
Submitted by mike on Sun, 01/31/2010 - 10:19pm.
Submitted by Auntie Mame on Sun, 01/31/2010 - 10:11pm.
Prince Jackson's voice is DEEP. Is that really a kid or a 40 yo midget?
Think about it: If you were the (presumably straight) son of Michael Jackson, wouldn't you want to do everything you could to accentuate your masculinity?
Good point, Mike. They seem to be nice children and well spoken. Michael did something right with them.
"Well, it is very nice to meet ya'll motherfuckers an' ho's." Shanaynay (Shane Dawson)
I never knew Ritchie Sambuca did those sounds in the background for "Living on a Prayer"!
livin on a prayer yes!
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"she is lucky to be alive, because that ugly stick almost beat her to death".
hotmess119's dad.
Elton was prolly thinkin' "Bitch please. I did over the top before you were a zygote. And you will never rock the sunglasses like I did. NEVER."
Submitted by madam s. on Sun, 01/31/2010 - 10:19pm.
Lady Gaga has had her first nose job for sure. It's not a tiny nose now, but it is WAY different than her original.
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She now has 13% less manface. Current level: Abe Vigoda.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
@ Madam x
YES!!! I kept looking at GaGa when she was singing her duet with Elton John, and I kept thinking that her face looks so different and her NOSE IS SO MUCH SMALLER!
Team V.,
You're not kidding. We need to figure out what this hillbilly/computer-generated/lowest common denominator formula is and cash in.
When did Prince Jackson show up?
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FIST PUMP!!
Who is singing with Bon Jovi? She has a good voice. She looks like a clean prettier version of Kirsten Dunst sans snaggle tooth.
I see the keyboardist for Bon Jovi is still rockin' the jheri curl.
gossiplover:
jamaica all day man!
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"she is lucky to be alive, because that ugly stick almost beat her to death".
hotmess119's dad.
((((((( Team Valtex )))))))
*smooches*
I am convinced-CONVINCED-that lady caca is satan personified
"its my life" is my total bon jovi song!
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"she is lucky to be alive, because that ugly stick almost beat her to death".
hotmess119's dad.
Submitted by Auntie Mame on Sun, 01/31/2010 - 10:11pm.
Prince Jackson's voice is DEEP. Is that really a kid or a 40 yo midget?
Think about it: If you were the (presumably straight) son of Michael Jackson, wouldn't you want to do everything you could to accentuate your masculinity?
Submitted by madam s. on Sun, 01/31/2010 - 10:16pm.
I am flabbergasted as to how Lady Gaga has amassed so much attention with super low-grade theatrics and cheap antics. But I guess it's sort of impressive?
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You can never underestimate the taste of the record buying public.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
everyone acts like wino invented the word fuckery.hate to tell you but this is totally a jamaican curse, take it from me every jamaican comes out of the womb saying "this is fuckery." jamaican culture is really big in england so i guess that is where wino gets it, but yes fuckery is our curse alone with rassclat, bloodclat and the rest. fuckery is ours.
Lady Gaga has had her first nose job for sure. It's not a tiny nose now, but it is WAY different than her original.
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FIST PUMP!!
Bon Jovi is still hot.
when it comes to country i am totally loretta lynn and patsey kline!
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"she is lucky to be alive, because that ugly stick almost beat her to death".
hotmess119's dad.
@Few: Lol about Snooki.
It's not a fashion show, it's a fashion don't tonight.
sheryl crow my dear lady what the hell do you have in your ears?!
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"she is lucky to be alive, because that ugly stick almost beat her to death".
hotmess119's dad.
Submitted by Bowchickawawa on Sun, 01/31/2010 - 10:10pm.
Dear lord, they are pimping the kids out again.
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No one else in the family can find work.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
I am flabbergasted as to how Lady Gaga has amassed so much attention with super low-grade theatrics and cheap antics. But I guess it's sort of impressive?
And country music is in worse shape then I could have imagined if that Taylor Swift girl won an award.
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who let that snooki cum dumpster in the grammys
fking grammy are nuthing but a goddamn fashion show and no talent at all
Submitted by TITS on Sun, 01/31/2010 - 10:12pm.
googoo reminds me of the time wino went blonde.
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OMG I was getting ready to type that. Well, not word for word, but the same idea.
also, I'm so surprised that Carrie Underpants can sing!!
googoo reminds me of the time wino went blonde.
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http://www.paris-kim.com/potholes/munch.htm
http://bit.ly/1rcnEc
http://www.wired.co.uk/news/archive/2009-03/24/reports-of-my-death.aspx?...
Wow...MJ's kids gave a speech. I still get teary eyed when I hear MJ songs. Very touching.
Btw...the 3D thing was whack.
Prince Jackson's voice is DEEP. Is that really a kid or a 40 yo midget?
"Well, it is very nice to meet ya'll motherfuckers an' ho's." Shanaynay (Shane Dawson)
That was the first performance I enjoyed all night, though I don't care much for the singers individually. I don't like Celine, but bitch can sing. Poor Michael Jackson's kids -- they're sweet.