The Queen And The CaCa
At tonight's Grammy Awards, Lady CaCa tucked her peen, squeezed her nalgas and welcomed us into something called The Fame Factory (which is also what OctoMom calls her uterus). Yeah, she calls it The Fame Factory, but bitch needs more people. That's the old set from the Batman Stunt Show at Six Flags Magic Mountain! You can throw a bunch of dancing uncut penises around it, but we all know the truth.
You know, I was going along with this rhinestone bath house revue co-starring Elton John, until my friend caused me to turn inside/out from dry heaving so hard by writing me this on IM: "GaGa is our modern day JEM!" This "friend" can cross me off the list of people to call when he gets arrested for public indecency, because JEM! is an 80s Jesus. When the word "fuckery" makes the Webster's Dictionary, that sentence can be published as an example.
And here's a few pictures of CaCa looking like the Wicked Witch of the West stole Glinda's custom-made gown for the Slinky convention.
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Submitted by Provolone on Sun, 01/31/2010 - 10:51pm.
dave matthews band had group sex with hootie and the blowfish??
Not quite. I did smoke up with Hootie and the Blowfish in Nags Head, NC around 1992/1993. They were all right, but Darius Rucker was possibly the whitest-acting black man I've ever met, and considering he's from SC, that's truly fucked-up.
She does have a decent singing voice, but the music she writes/sings is typical non-melodic, poorly written un-music, so it doesn't even matter if she has an okay voice or not since it's wasted. It's Britney Spears-type music.
Ahhaha mike, you passive-aggressive bastard. I don't like Dave Matthews, but I have a (incredibly talented) musician friend/acquaintance who has played with him on several occasions and claims he was very kind. I don't care though, his voice drives me crazy it is so annoying and the whole never-ending college followers thing irks me too.
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Dave Matthews dun stoled Mike's lunch money.
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what did he do to the tourists? god he's cute.
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hotmess119's dad.
::Soultonic shats on mike::
dave matthews band had group sex with hootie and the blowfish??
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@just a floozy
you are missing the point.
I don't even like Beyonca (I don't even know how to spell it . . .and I'm not going to look it up)-I'm a Jack White fan, thank you very much.
It's just that your comments have a very desperate ring to them, you try too hard.
i don't care if dave had groopies but if you tell me he's gay undercover i will just die i swear i will! dave is cute; at least i think he is and i love his music PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE DON'T BREAK MY HEART!
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"she is lucky to be alive, because that ugly stick almost beat her to death".
hotmess119's dad.
@Mike: I have never seen you before so you are incorrect. In any event, you are doing something a lot of people hate. " I have a secret, but I won't tell." That is uncool.
NO! i don't want to hear anything about my dave mathews no no no no!
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"she is lucky to be alive, because that ugly stick almost beat her to death".
hotmess119's dad.
I wanna know about Dave Matthews too!
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"This is why I beat hookers" - Tig from Sons of Anarchy
No, no, y'all have been around before when I mentioned it. It's too late.
Mike, I think that GaGa is trying to change things up. She's always doing something different to keep interesting. And I don't think that is a bad thing, considering the talent is there in the first place. Cher herself used autotune (even though she clearly does not need it) and started a trend. That little GaGa is a weirdo, but she is a hardworking and talented weirdo. And I think she really is sincerely a weirdo. And that is a HUGE compliment!
Dave Matthews shat on 100 tourists in Chicago, now that's real dirt.
C'mon mike....spill the beans you teaser.
@Mike: I'll bite. What's the deal with Dave Matthews?
Katieh on Sun, 01/31/2010 - 10:39pm.
@just a floozy
your comments are fine. It's the frequency of them . . . it saddens me. Call someone or make a friend
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buy a box of tissues, wipe your tears and when you're through, get the hell over it and go worship beyonce somewhere else. thanks.
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Beyonce is just as much ghetto trash as her sister, she just knows how to hide it better.
Barbado Slim 2008
She isn't Jem! ;)
Submitted by mike on Sun, 01/31/2010 - 10:43pm.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sun, 01/31/2010 - 10:41pm.
I didn't actually watch it. I don't like her. I was loath to admit she has a decent singing voice.
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I was gonna watch it, then I realized that shoving red hot knitting needles into my eardrums was a better time.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Bocelli is a little overrated in my opinion. I've heard him for years and I'm still waiting. There's better singers out there.
@PSL: You are right but it stems from insecurity with them.
I could tease you with my dirt I have on Dave Matthews (real, personal dirt that involved me in his pre-mega-fame days!), but since no one ever bites, I'm not actually offering it tonight.
I'm feeling usually passive-aggressive this evening.
Submitted by gucci on Sun, 01/31/2010 - 10:40pm.
Dave mathews band yeah yeah yeah!
I just got a flashback to hippie girls in college telling me they're 'going on tour with dave this summer'.
ugh.
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sun, 01/31/2010 - 10:41pm.
I didn't actually watch it. I don't like her. I was loath to admit she has a decent singing voice.
I wonder if Beyonce's mother made her hideous dress and the thing RiRi is wearing?
"Well, it is very nice to meet ya'll motherfuckers an' ho's." Shanaynay (Shane Dawson)
mike, I agree. It's the same thing with Christina Aguilera and Mariah Carey feeling like they have to get naked. They have great singing voices, they didn't/don't have to go that route. Britney had to get naked- she doesn't have the voice.
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: Gorgeous! i Love the Christmas Ornament. www.myspace.com/davi_tv
@Twat: Botecelli is talented. If you spoke Italian you might appreciate him more. He kind of sucks in English compared to how good he is in Italian.
Submitted by mike on Sun, 01/31/2010 - 10:37pm.
I can admit that Lady Gaga can actually sing, but why in so many of her songs does she sing in a way that makes her singing sounds electronically altered? That almost seems to defeat the purpose of having a decent singing voice.
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You don't think that her entire performance was pre-recorded, then run through every variant of Autotune and ProTools available? Ernest Borgnine could've had his voice altered to sound the same, and he would've looked less like a dude.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Has anyone ever noticed that T.I.'s girlfriend or whatever she is looks like a goddamned manatee? I don't understand this because TI is hotness and he can do better than a sea cow.
BTW I don't know if TI and his whale are @ the grammies, I'm not even watching that shit, but I figured that since this is an award show thread I could throw that in there and that it could be a very discussable topic.
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"This is why I beat hookers" - Tig from Sons of Anarchy
Lady Gaga canceled a few shows recently, due to "illness", and she could fool people by wearing masks- she wears stupid shit all the time, no one would think it was out of the ordinary.
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Let's bungle in the jungle - well, that's all right by me
I'm a tiger when I want love,
but I'm a snake if we disagree.
- Jethro Tull
Thanks for CaCa who mixed it up and made it interesting from the safe and boring fashions that you see on the red carpet. You go girl and stir up some more shit like that. Yay, CaCa!
Dave mathews band yeah yeah yeah!
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"she is lucky to be alive, because that ugly stick almost beat her to death".
hotmess119's dad.
Is it me or does Andrea Bocelli suck? I don't think he has much of a voice; he's no Domingo or Pavarotti, that's for sure. Mary J. annoys me, too.
Just when I thought "A bridge over troubled waters" couldn't get more annoying. I know I'm gonna get some side-eyes for this comment.
@just a floozy
your comments are fine. It's the frequency of them . . . it saddens me. Call someone or make a friend
Bocelli and mary j. classy and beautiful combination. very nice indeed!
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"she is lucky to be alive, because that ugly stick almost beat her to death".
hotmess119's dad.
Submitted by Auntie Mame on Sun, 01/31/2010 - 10:35pm.
What the fuck is Beyonce wearing? It looks like a pile of old ring top pull tabs from cans of soda.
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She's trying to segue from Bootylicious to Fruity & Delicious.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
I didn't realize that you guys are all watching the awards live right now... because I am SLOW. Now I understand why I'm not in the loop, though.
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Gaga's outfit is making me dizzy.
Katieh:
its my opinion and if you don't like like it ignore my comments. thanks.
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Beyonce is just as much ghetto trash as her sister, she just knows how to hide it better.
Barbado Slim 2008
I can admit that Lady Gaga can actually sing, but why in so many of her songs does she sing in a way that makes her singing sound electronically altered? That almost seems to defeat the purpose of having a decent singing voice.
Mary J. Blidge is the shit. What a talented diva.
auntie mame:
its an attempt to cover up her thick thighs.
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Beyonce is just as much ghetto trash as her sister, she just knows how to hide it better.
Barbado Slim 2008
Bocelli is killing it. I forgot he could sing in English. ;-)
@just a floozy
you really need to get a life. Invite some friends over or go to a bar or something
What the fuck is Beyonce wearing? It looks like a pile of old ring top pull tabs from cans of soda.
"Well, it is very nice to meet ya'll motherfuckers an' ho's." Shanaynay (Shane Dawson)
Submitted by mike on Sun, 01/31/2010 - 10:29pm.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sun, 01/31/2010 - 10:26pm.
Submitted by mike on Sun, 01/31/2010 - 10:19pm.
Submitted by Auntie Mame on Sun, 01/31/2010 - 10:11pm.
Prince Jackson's voice is DEEP. Is that really a kid or a 40 yo midget?
Think about it: If you were the (presumably straight) son of Michael Jackson, wouldn't you want to do everything you could to accentuate your masculinity?
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In Michael's house? I would've adopted a feminine personality as early as possible. Less molesting.
Well I'm guessing he had been doing that, but has switched gears so to speak since daddy's death. The change is new to him, so he's overdoing it a bit.
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Good call. He's probably still too scared to un-tuck though.
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I think she needs to bring back the kid in the bedazzled wheelchair from her VMA performance. Loved her tranny shoes though.
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why the hell did wyclef cut off his dreds!
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Beyonce is just as much ghetto trash as her sister, she just knows how to hide it better.
Barbado Slim 2008