Sunday, January 31st 2010
Drew And The Mac Dude Might Be Engaged
James St. James over at WOW Report is part of Drew Barrymore's inner Facebook harem, because he jokes that he got her drunk on Kahlua and coke when she was 10. I'm sure it wasn't Kahlua and coke. It was Kahlua and cream, because James knows that milk does a growing child's body good.
Anyway, yesterday Drew switched her status to ENGAGED!
And if it's on Facebook, it must be true. Facebook never ever lies. So that means that Drew is walking around with an iRing on her finger from The Mac Dude. Unless, Facebook does lie and this is just a publicity stunt cooked up by Steve Jobs to promote the iPad. This is possible
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James is a homosexual!
Submitted by TheBreakdown on Mon, 02/01/2010 - 6:35am.
How dare Drew cheat on me ın such a publıc manner!?
*cry*
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awww, is she your celebrity crush? well drew just ain't right. I'll have to talk to her. I've never cheated on anyone, I truly believe that. I've been cheated, and cheated out of time, experiences, honesty... the list goes one but ya know publicly? sometimes it seems one way when privately it's another, but sometimes men only share what they wanna share to garner sympathy and to get their way. But I hope you and drew can work it out, ya know, if you ever meet.
How dare Drew cheat on me ın such a publıc manner!?
*cry*
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its like the girl who cried wolf with her and marriages...who cares!
I like Drew, but homegirl shouldn't bother. If she does marry him, they'll be divorced within 2 years. She seems to bore easily.
...My darling can't you see
My heart sounds just for you my dear...
God. Give up on marriage, Drew!
You're way too young for it.
Oh, wait. You're 34, right?
But you think you're 22.
Grow up!
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"You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think."
I think Mac Dude is kinda cute. If he can manage to kiss Drew's sideways mouth and be happy, then go for it!
Well, Drew married a barkeep in a drunken stupor. She was engaged to the junkie drummer from Hole when she was besties with Courtney Love. She was engaged to drunk ass Luke Wilson. She married uninut Tom Green out of pity. I know I left out at least a dozen of her marriages/engagements/proposals, but she better get crackin' because her eggs are rotting. Go Mac Dude - woot!
OMFG, the Great Stevie Nicks is dueting with Taylor Swift - singing one of Taylor's songs!! *Headdesk*
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twat muffin:
Thanks for the welcome! Love your name, btw!
twat muffin:
man i have AC/DC's video let there be rock saved in my friggin favorites on youtube i love them!
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Beyonce is just as much ghetto trash as her sister, she just knows how to hide it better.
Barbado Slim 2008
gucci:
i'm upset myself i mean you have no idea how much fun it is when mike hosts the grammys!
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I love MK's live blogging and am still reeling from his absence.
Just A Floozy -- I saw AC/DC in concert back in '81 or '82 -- they were AMAZING! Man, could you get high in that stadium, though -- everyone was smoking pot.
I'm watching the UNFORTUNATE Grammy awards and the only think making me laugh are my mom's comments at everyone on stage-fucking hilarious
AC/DC is still rockin after over 30 damn years wow! and i remember greenday from high school damn those guys are gettin old! congrads on your award guys!
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Beyonce is just as much ghetto trash as her sister, she just knows how to hide it better.
Barbado Slim 2008
whatever jaimie fox
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"she is lucky to be alive, because that ugly stick almost beat her to death".
hotmess119's dad.
Where is the usual running commentary?????????
Shopaholic -- welcome & cute avie; love it!
Jamie Foxx is an ass-hat -- can't stand this fucker. Do they pay the audience to scream like that? Whoreanna barely claps & moves to anyone's music; bitch is so full of herself.
Jesus, the Grammys are like a non-stop half-time show.
Shopaholic:
i'm upset myself i mean you have no idea how much fun it is when mike hoasts the grammys!
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"she is lucky to be alive, because that ugly stick almost beat her to death".
hotmess119's dad.
After 2 years of reading this blog, but never commenting, I sign up for a screen name, ready for tonight. But then...MK leaves us high & dry!!! Why??????
Lolabella:
i hear you. i'm going to youtube and watch sexy videos of Callum Keith Rennie. Kiefer has to take a back seat to this guy for rugged good looks on 24 this year. lolol
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Beyonce is just as much ghetto trash as her sister, she just knows how to hide it better.
Barbado Slim 2008
just a floozy: I don't know how MK could just abandon us like this, LOL. I hope he's somewhere having fun.
I think I've had enough of this show; I'm switching to the Bourne Ultimatum on USA. Matt Damon will keep me entertained for a few hours.
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Live Your Life Like Brian Kinney Said:
No Excuses, No Apologies, No Regrets.
MK abandoned us!!!
*cries*
LolaBella:
I know i mean How the hell could MK do this to us this year? i was sitting here with my fun drinks waiting for MK to do his thing and he didn't show. shit he's going to buy me back my damn 2 dollar bottle of wine!
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Beyonce is just as much ghetto trash as her sister, she just knows how to hide it better.
Barbado Slim 2008
Submitted by just a floozy on Sun, 01/31/2010 - 9:06pm.
this show is fucking boring.
ITA, just a floozy. The only way I can ever get through these awards shows is because of MK's drunkblogging.
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Live Your Life Like Brian Kinney Said:
No Excuses, No Apologies, No Regrets.
Fergies tries so hard to be gangsta. What are those things jumping around? They look like dancing nipple clamps.
this show is fucking boring.
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Beyonce is just as much ghetto trash as her sister, she just knows how to hide it better.
Barbado Slim 2008
Are the Black Eyed Peas performing with dancing clits?
Submitted by little_rascal: I simply can't believe MK is not covering the Grammys. :o(
Me neither. Maybe he's too drunk to type?
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"...We don't exist for the beautiful people of the world...We're there for the oddball, the rebel, the outcast, the geek!"
Oh, here's that no-necked whore Miley Cyrus. Why does she sound like a 60-year old chain-smoker? Fucking hillbilly.
I simply can't believe MK is not covering the Grammys. :o(
Drew is so damned adorable but ever since she did the Tom Green thing, I question her judgment in men.
HA! I Was hoping the hick band would win, because I thought for sure they wouldn't. Nice.
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"...We don't exist for the beautiful people of the world...We're there for the oddball, the rebel, the outcast, the geek!"
Where the hell is P!nk's safety harness???
Her act is beautiful, but scary as hell!
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Live Your Life Like Brian Kinney Said:
No Excuses, No Apologies, No Regrets.
WTF is Pink wearing? Wow - I didn't think it could get worse, but it did.
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"...We don't exist for the beautiful people of the world...We're there for the oddball, the rebel, the outcast, the geek!"
Here comes Pink with her played-out unoriginal cirque du soleil done a million times circus shit. Can't she come up with something original. ::yawns::
My girl pink!
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Beyonce is just as much ghetto trash as her sister, she just knows how to hide it better.
Barbado Slim 2008
Submitted by little_rascal on Sun, 01/31/2010 - 8:46pm.
Beyonce is screaming and howling, not singing. And too much hair swinging. And what's up with a battalion of guys in uniforms wearing creepy Nazi war helmets
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I dunno, lots of people like her and buy her cd's so maybe it is just me but I don't go for her schtik. I think her voice is nice, but a dime a dozen...nothing unique. If she wasn't hot, she'd never have gotten this far. Her act is very manufactured looking to me.
lil rascal:
thats beyonces attempt at trying to be different.
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Beyonce is just as much ghetto trash as her sister, she just knows how to hide it better.
Barbado Slim 2008
No drunk-blogging the Grammy's is just so wrong.
Beyonce is screaming and howling, not singing. And too much hair swinging. And what's up with a battalion of guys in uniforms wearing creepy Nazi war helmets?
Hee hee, I saw Beyonce's panties.
Beyonce's act was some real over-emoting there.
i hope alannis morosette is throwing up as we speak
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Beyonce is just as much ghetto trash as her sister, she just knows how to hide it better.
Barbado Slim 2008
wish there was liveblogging the grammys tonight!
Beyonce is covering Alanis' 'Oughtta Know'= SACRILEGE in the middle of her own song!!!! WTF??
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Live Your Life Like Brian Kinney Said:
No Excuses, No Apologies, No Regrets.
He will always be Warren Cheswick to me.
here goes beyonce with her fucking hollowing and screeching.
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Beyonce is just as much ghetto trash as her sister, she just knows how to hide it better.
Barbado Slim 2008
Taylor Swift won Grammy for the best country album.
She looks wonderful in a very elegant simple sparkling navy long gown.
Simon Baker is so effin' HAWT!!
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Live Your Life Like Brian Kinney Said:
No Excuses, No Apologies, No Regrets.