Saturday, January 30th 2010
The Game Is Not The Father
This is just a quick update regarding the case of Tila Tequila's baby daddy. I know the mention of Tila Tequila's name makes your brain hurt, but this will be fast. Just squeeze my hand. I'll give you a lollipop afterwards.
Yesterday, Tila Tequila said the father of her unborn publicity stunt is The Game. The Game immediately went over to TMZ and denied this. The Game said he wouldn't touch her with 50 Cent's pole. Tila Tequila responded by barfing her homegrown brand of crazy all over Twitter. #straitjacket
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Sooooo... "miscarriage" pool, anyone?
Submitted by Coffy73 on Sun, 01/31/2010 - 7:01pm.
I don't think crazy Tila has many fans, just people anxiously watching a trainwreck and seeing what the next stunt's going to be. If she truly is bi-polar, she's in the middle of a breakdown, like another person on here said.
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What fans? We can't count those eccentric 'Nam vets who are still reminiscing about the "good old days" in the whorehouses of Saigon....
"People are strange when you're a stranger..." ~ The Doors
I think I have the cure: a frontal lobe lobotomy for Tila so she can finally STFU. No seriously, she is acting like a needy 14 year old child crying out for attention from mommy and daddy. She is not only insecure, she is extremely selfish, psychotic, and horribly dim-witted. "I can still abort my baby if I want to" sounds like something either a deranged and delusional mental patient would scream in the psychiatric ward OR it sounds like something an attention-whoring pregnant little JUVENILE would mutter.
"People are strange when you're a stranger..." ~ The Doors
I don't think crazy Tila has many fans, just people anxiously watching a trainwreck and seeing what the next stunt's going to be. If she truly is bi-polar, she's in the middle of a breakdown, like another person on here said.
I believe Tila admitted to being bipolar and I think she's in the middle of a psychotic break. Instead of it playing out on some street corner, a bar or the local public library it's playing out on Twitter. She's hold up in her house and believes everything she's tweeted about has taken place.
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Submitted by get serious 1/31/10 1:07am
"The retard has had so many trains pulled on her, she's also said the father was Nosdradamus, Attila the Hun, and Santa Claus..."
As well as the Acheson, Topeka, and the Santa Fe.
Submitted by Centaurious on Sun, 01/31/2010 - 4:18pm.
beaker's bitch!!, What I want to know is how does a person like this have fans? Seriously.
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Hey Centy! Oh, right. So I guess they just ignore the crazy?
beaker's bitch!!, What I want to know is how does a person like this have fans? Seriously.
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What I want to know is how does a person like this have fans? Seriously.
Can't we get Abraham Van Helsing to stake this creature through the heart?
Oh what an absolute shitbag. She should try burying herself alive and doing the rest of us a favor.
Mental case.
please let her overdose b4 she gives birth or adopts anything. She is 100% useless.
She is really, seriously insane. She admits to being bipolar on her myspace page. First, the babies daddy was an American war hero who was shot in the war but still survived, then it was her brother, then it was a beautiful Swedish man and now its The Game. She's psycho and if she is pregnant, someone needs to take that kid from her!
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has anyone else read what she's written since this was originally posted? holy crap I knew she was a little whacky but she has gone straight up bonkers. She is def on some kind of drugs and/or SEVERELY mentally ill. She lives in a world of complete make-believe. nasty little ant
Submitted by Mother Superior on Sun, 01/31/2010 - 10:40am.
What Mother Superior said, I never said her personal doctor. ???
Thanks MS!
The whole timeline of her recent happenings makes me think it's more than just attention whoring, this chic needs a 5150. First she falsely accused some football dude of smacking her up. Then she's supposedly about to kill herself and lets everyone know on twitter, takes some nasty pics with a tampon, and calls Rihanna a loser. Next she's engaged to some rich chic who was stealing people's vibrators. Then she's pregnant for her brother and loses the baby. Then her fiancee dies and she shows her mourning through twitter and by modeling for paps. Now she's 3 months pregnant (but due in 9) by either a swedish guy or the Game and for either her brother or deceased fiancee. And the poses in that wig with the fake baby? 5150
Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart: "...this idiot contradicts herself with ever other post..."
Most glaring example is when she says she can abort the baby if she wants to if the alleged babydaddy won't step up. And then says she's not going to. Sounds like a threat to me.
Any woman who's ready to become a mother wouldn't even dare to think the word "abortion". Even as an empty threat. And a woman who uses her unborn child as a bargaining chip with a MAN is unfit to be a mother.
Submitted by Miami on Sun, 01/31/2010 - 10:30am.
@Evilshoe: Even if you are in the medical field, you cannot know her chart unless you work in her doctor's office. Her doctor can't tweet about her medical records, unless he wants to lose his medical license.
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That's not what he meant. EvilShoe wants a doc to look at the tweets, pick Tila up, wrap her in a straight jacket and let her linger in the darkest tower of mental patients' Ward B.
Submitted by Cyclone: "Now she wants to adopt Haitian children."
So does my real-life Tila Tequila friend. I think THEY think saying it will make people say how generous and loving they are and what wonderful people. They also say it knowing that NO ONE will allow them to adopt a human being. They get credit without having to do anything.
this idiot contradicts herself with ever other post..."Just made love to my Baby Daddy", after going on and on about how she only uses men for their sperm.. Bitch, if you re already pregnant, why are you still fucking the dude? She is seriously mentally ill, no semi-normal human being rambles on like that. Shit , she makes ME want to call the Mental Health Hotline after reading that shit...
Plus, a litte something about Twitter.The only Noncelebrity i know that twitters is my friends teenage son. He never leaves the house and has no friends, so i have no idea WTF he could possibly tweet..I put Tila in the same category....
@Evilshoe: Even if you are in the medical field, you cannot know her chart unless you work in her doctor's office. Her doctor can't tweet about her medical records, unless he wants to lose his medical license.
She should die a slow, painful, death.
Submitted by Karma Police: "I think I have finally found someone I hate more than Paris Hilton."
I'm right there with you. I never thought it would happen, then this twat upped her craziness and *bam* Paris falls to my 2nd most hated notreallyacelebrity.
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"...We don't exist for the beautiful people of the world...We're there for the oddball, the rebel, the outcast, the geek!"
She's like Norma Desmond without the huge early sucess.
This is why I don't like Twitter. I don't want to know what's on my friends' minds 24/7, let alone the random musing of a numbskull like her. But then, this is a woman who reacted to the death of her *fiancée*, (uh huh) by donning tiny cut-offs, a low-cut top and climbing a tree in her front yard, to pose for the paps. Well played, Tila.
And to Phoebe Price, I say this: Phoebes, this woman has thrown down the gauntlet. You need to purchase a mighty Oak tree, position it in a parking lot in downtown LA (get Flora and that husky Quween lady to help you carry it)and climb it, Phoebe, climb it like your life depends on it.
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L'art n'est pas un mensonge~Flaubert
Seriously, someone in the medical field should be looking into this chick's tweets.
Just finished making love to my baby daddy. So beautiful. My child is going to be SO BEAUTIFUL! Viet/French/African American and Caucasian! about 2 hours ago from web
Talk to ya'll later. I'm drafting up and NDA contract right now for someone... *Ahem* Goodnight! about 5 hours ago from web
Ok I will adop 2 children from HAITI....I'm going to try to do that ASAP! Those poor babies! Mommy is coming to rescue u my Angels! xoxox about 7 hours ago from web
I'm in the middle of filing papers to adopt another child right now! While I have my own, I want my baby 2 have a bro or sis 2 play with! about 7 hours ago from web
and this gem:
After I have my current baby, I want to immediately have another one. So any healthy, good looking men out there wanna donate me SPERM? about 7 hours ago from web
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Haiti has frozen any adoptions to avoid human trafficking you dumbass. YOU are drafting the NDA? LMAO
this cunt needs to get a life....and seriously disappear...anyone do the world a favor and off her??? For the good of humanity...also her being preggers, no. She never sleeps, and trust me if she was preggers she would be too damn sick and tired to tweet every two seconds about some insane bullshit...and I am telling you from the nature of her tweets she is truly insane....she thinks every fart and bowel movement she makes is in need of publication...stupid vapid twat...they should make sterilization mandatory for some cunts...esp. this ladyboy cunt faced slut bitch whore disgusting thing...I don't even consider this walking disease human...just a thing,
ladyboy thai trannyfacecunt. sorry, i can not stand this person/thing/bug.
Wow... I am dumber for having read her twitter. Case in point- I would never have used the word 'dumber' before. Damn you, Tila. And WTF- She fucking tweets every 30 seconds & then accuses people of being "too nosy"? Stupid bitch.
I hope CPS takes note of her dirty whorish mouth, the disgusting songs she sings(I fucked the DJ...?), and her bipolar-ness and confiscates that baby at birth. And I hope her adoptions get denied on grounds of her being a dumb cunt. Those Haitian babies are better off crawling through rubble & eating garbage than being subjected to her crotch fumes.
I doubt she's even pregnant. I bet we start seeing "stress-related miscarriage" tweets whenever she's due to start showing...
I just looked at her twitter page. Damn that attention whore. Now she wants to adopt Haitian children.
WTH? First she was gonna be a surrogate mother then she was gonna married the Johnson girl and now she's pregnant? She's such a whore.
Does the thought of this psycho being pregnant give anyone else the willies? This bitch should never be allowed to breed, and if she ever wanted anyone to believe she doesn't drink, bitch needs to stop tweeting deerunk.
What a pygmy cow she is, and a liar.
I've decided this woman might be bipolar. In which case, she can live, although I'm not happy about it.
If she's NOT bipolar, something must be done!
Fucking catfish.
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"You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think."
So, she said she 'needed to rest for her baby' like 4 hours ago, yet she's still tweeting...oh well. I'm going to bed. Gotta love famewhores.
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Submitted by Eileenie McMeanie on Sun, 01/31/2010 - 1:34am.
This braindead vietcong hooker needs to shove her twitter up her twatter
ahahaahahahaha!
"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living." Submitted by suckandfuck 12/14/2009 - 3:05pm.
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All that I'm after is a life full of laughter as long as I'm laughing with you.
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LOL..."twitter up her twatter..."
I've copyrighted that line, but I will not sue!
See Casey Johnson death! :)
Hey Leenie!
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"You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think."
Just ew. Like the ants invading my kitchen.
Ew.
Where is The Manchurian Candidate when you really need him.
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"You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think."
This braindead vietcong hooker needs to shove her twitter up her twatter
ahahaahahahaha!
"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living." Submitted by suckandfuck 12/14/2009 - 3:05pm.
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All that I'm after is a life full of laughter as long as I'm laughing with you.
Thank GOD my friends & I cant get married. it would just be the end of it all.
I cannot believe these are coming from grown adult mouths.
the shit that spews from this nit. vile. just gets worse and worse , dont it?
Silence is Golden, Duct Tape is Silver.
Submitted by Whatever on Sun, 01/31/2010 - 12:59am.
What the hell is wrong with this woman? Stuff like this should be private. Idiot.
Word. I mean if she did get an abortion, is she gonna tweet about it? Oh wait, we're talking about Tila Tequila, so probably.
This braindead vietcong hooker needs to shove her twitter up her twatter. She's a perfect example of why twitter should be banned; only freaks, wierdos & attention whores use it. Let's see: the vietcong hooker uses it, michael lohan uses it, lindsay lohan uses it, parasite hilton uses it, kim the human toilet seat fatassian uses it... need I say more?
As for who the father is (that is, if she actually is pregnant, which I seriously doubt), I'd say she doesn't have a clue who it is. The retard has had so many trains pulled on her, she's also said the father was Nostradamus, Attila the hun and Santa Claus...
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"I've never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don't like eating fish. And I know that's very popular out there in Africa." - Brit's Tits
I think I have finally found someone I hate more than Paris Hilton.
What the hell is wrong with this woman? Stuff like this should be private. Idiot.
Have I been living under a rock for the past 2 days? I missed this whole thing. Ok, first hello to all my dlisted sluts. Second, didn't she say the father was Swedish? And now it is the game. Sorry, have not read the posts, but like mentioned in previous posts, I doubt she is pregnant. My paranoid ass has this whole thing as being a publicity stunt (yep not calling anyone surprised about Tila) but am thinking maybe she got the game to play with her in this game so she can eventually say she lost the "baby" because of the stress and the Game who has not had any publicty for years, gets some publicity. Ok. Probs not. But am still wondering, oh I peeked on a few websites, why did she visit the Game and Dr. Dre a few days ago, and even more puzzling is why is Dr. Dre with the game since I thought they were deadly enemies after the eminem thing. Then again my last knowledge of hip hop rap happenings lands me in about 2005.
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I said it one the post from the other day, and I'll say it again: Tila is batshit crazy.
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Submitted by NitWitty on Sat, 01/30/2010 - 10:21pm.
@Boomsy and Luna. Was in the middle of responding to this nightmare, when I decided to quit this bitch. Why try and finger out the equation when the variables will change with the next tweet? In the end it will still factor, Tila's Tweet's = my cunt squared.
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"finger out the equation" - bwhhaa! It's true - you can't put a circle in a squared.
Submitted by Claire_Bear on Sat, 01/30/2010 - 11:37pm.
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Her claim to fame is even more pathetic... through the power of MySpace.
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Fer sure maybe, fer sure not, fer sure eh, fer sure bomb...
Submitted by dreamhypnotique on Mon, 06/15/2009
It's like trying to put Herpes in its place, when you're syphilis.
Didn't this crazy bitch say she got pregnant for her dead fiance or something? Now all of a sudden she's saying a famous rapper is the dad? Bullshit. She probably doesn't even know who's it is, if she is in fact pregnant.
I'm with team valtrex
This bitch is crazy. Does anyone know how she became "famous" in the first place? I know she had that reality show on MTV or VH1 but how did she even get it? And thank you MK. After your post about her twitter a few days ago I can't stop reading her twitter page b/c she's so fucking insane and I don't know whether to laugh or cry for humanity when I read it.