Cross-Dressing Cage Fighters Of The World Rejoice!
Alex Reid, the dick tucking, cage fighting mongoloid boyfriend of Katie Price, beat out Dane Bowers and Vinnie Jones to win the final "Celebrity" Big Brother. Alex (or "Roxanne" if you like to pucker up to a peen wearing lipstick) won 65% of the public vote. In possibly related news, the entire water supply in the UK was tainted with MDMA minutes before the CBB voting began.
Soon after Alex ran back into the shit-stained arms of Katie Price, she declared, "He's the love of my life and he knows that." YES KATIE, we all know that! You only proclaim it on the cover of OK! Magazine every other week, you dumb bitch! Although, Alex might not know since there's a good chance he can't read. Hopefully, he subscribes to the audio version of OK!.
And I'm sure Harvey Price is thrilled that Celebrity Big Brother is over, because now he has his favorite punching bag back. All is well in the world.
Here's some pictures from last night! In order: Roxy Fart, Vinnie Jones, Stephanie Beacham, Sisqo (who looks like the stoop sale version of an Old Navy commercial), and Dane Bowers.
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Alex is thirty-something, not forty-something :)
I wanted Dane to win; bizarre that both of the creosote hag's exes both ended up as the final two. And guess what, they're both actually likeable, laid-back guys. Interesting that they had a conversation about how they usually go for "bitches". Ahem!
Hopefully he'll see sense and dump her before long. Tabloids are rumouring she set up months of lucrative magazine deals days before he left the house, yet was planning to dump him at the beginning. Even whispering that she may announce an engagement!
No doubt Jordan's hoping some of his good vibes will rub off on her. And of course the cash is a nice sweetener. People aren't that stupid though!
I'm glad he won cuz he's a sweetheart. Sisqo and Heidi Fleiss were my faves tho. Stephen Baldwin is insane but wildly entertaining. Vinnie Jones shouldn't have gone on the show because he showed the world what a bullying, control-freak, miserable, shit talking pos he is. I wish we had this show in the states. It's cool to see which celeb you think you'll like (Vinnie) turn out to be an complete asshole and the celeb you think is an asshole (Alex) prove to be a cool dude.
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I like living this way. I like loving this way.
Toity sounds like a fish.
Harvey should sue Katie, to be emancipated. Anyone would be a better mother than that slag!
This post=fail. This post shouldn't have been about that roided-up shit stain, but the fact that Stephanie Beacham is still one hot bitch. You relegated Sable Colby to the thumbnails.Unforgivable, MichaelK, simply unforgivable. She simply must be Hot Slut candidate pronto.
looks like belmondo in that photo...but that cage fighting
is for the birds ...I tried it.....killed every chicken in the coop
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0006718/
Yes, he's thick, but he's really nice!!!
Graham Norton did a spot-on impression of Katie a few weeks ago.
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agree with the Stalloneish comment. Doesn't bode well for the future. (jackie!)
Didn't the gorgeous Jordon give him the very public heave ho some weeks ago? Might like to take that back for some free publicity I guess.
He took that skank-whore "Jordan" back?
She is pure gutter.
yes, he's plain, but i think he's a nice guy, no need to bash him.
Submitted by Mrs Patrick Campbell on Sat, 01/30/2010 - 3:58pm.
Alex is a very hot looking forty-something Jewish homosexual! Are there nude photos?
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What about him being jewish has to do with anything, one way or another? Why even mention that? Bizarre!
Alex is a very hot looking forty-something Jewish homosexual! Are there nude photos?
I'm sorry, but I think this man is HOT! It's so sexy how comfortable he is with his sexuality. YUM!
That cross-dressing cage fighter looks good in thigh highs and heels.
Brilliant post, MK!!! I can proudly proclaim that I didn't watch one second of this shite. Firstly, because it's shite and.....I don't have a TV. :D
Stephanie Beacham? Wasn't that old bitch on "Dynasty" or something like it? Nice look -- shoe booties with a tacky evening gown.
"He's the love of my life and he knows that."
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What? Only a few months ago Katie dumped his ass on tv and then wanted back with Peter.
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I hadn't realized he and Katie were on again.
He is so many levels of blecch.
I thought this was still a Jersey Shore post.
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He looks Stallone-ish (not a compliment, btw). I've heard of Sisqo, but who the hell are the others?