Thursday, January 28th 2010

Vadge And A-Rod Just Can't Quit Each Other

Even though Baby Jesus suckles on Vadge's nipple almost every night, he's not the only one making her roar. UsWeekly (via MSNBC) says that two weekends ago, Vadge put Baby Jesus down for a nap in the manger and then tip-toed out to meet A-Roidy in secret. A-Roidy's peen stopped bench pressing Vadge's clit a year ago, but a source says they have kept in touch all long.

The source went on to say that Vadge met up with A-Roidy at his Westchester County home in New York. They spent the entire weekend together. The source added, “She’s never been a one-man woman. When she’s with a guy like Jesus, whom she takes care of, she doesn’t really respect him.

Vadge's rep denies this.

I don't think Baby Jesus needs to learn how to walk on his own just yet, because I doubt anything scandalous happened between A-Roidy and Vadge. They get together every now and again to STRETCH, FLEX, WRESTLE AND FLEX! Their meetings look something like this:


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Baby Jane Hudson's picture

Everytime I see Madonna and this Mad Hatter/black leggings debacle and NASTY arms ... I just think she really is delusional to think ANY of it looks good. And she wore this throughout her tour.

She has never been more than mediocre and as she ages, she is even MORE of a joke.

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AHHHHHHH!
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First thing tomorrow morning (Happy Friday everyone), I will spew the mantra "STRETCH, FLEX, WRESTLE AND FLEX!"

I might even spam the faculty cohorts with the link to the video. (Will sleep on this).

It is always the most hilarious social experiment to see who has a damn sense of humor or not. Only problem is I might lose my job. Suggestions?

speakit's picture

Madonna's like, what... 76 now? She can do whatever she wants and she doesn't have to answer to anyone.

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I wonder who gives who the injections.

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That picture of HAGdonna is a perfect example of why this bitch needs to STFU and die soon. Pretending to play a guitar (no talent), wearing a top hat, poofty little glovelets, leotard, fishnet stockings and high heels. It makes anyone who can play the guitar just want to puke. She's totally irrelevant & should stick to posing & fucking on younger dudes; her 15 minutes have been up for decades...

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Whatever's picture

A-Roid can't quit the old man? Kate Hudson must be steaming.

You really can't expect Madonna to be satisfied with just one penis...that woman is insatiable.

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babybunny's picture

every time is see this heinous bith, I get the sads...that I ever liked her and thought highly of her...she has proven to be a disgusting human being, major no talent in ANY area...esp. acting because she has no depth whatsoever. She is just pathetic...and I truly TRULY with Vadge would just disappear into the abyss....there are so many talented beautiful people out there...why does she get any attention..disgusting ho.

ZiggyStardust's picture

She is one ugly bitch.

It should really tell you something when the only men who are interested in you, or think that you look good are gay.

And put the guitar down. You can't play it, whore.

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SEXAY!

The video, I mean.

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Submitted by MJF on Thu, 01/28/2010 - 12:46pm.
Thought that was Tom Petty on the right for a second. But then I remembered, he plays a Rickenbacker.
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OMFG that was awesome, i just spit campbells tomato soup at hand on my monitor

Poison Candy Apple's picture

that video made me howl. LMFAO!!!

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BrangeBrangeBaby's picture

Brangelina Forever!

Not so odd. I think she lacks the ability to be focused and determined from a young age. She's focused on imitating and appearing as such but never had the balls, like gwyneth Paltrow to stick it out in college for four years when you are partying like hell. Even with a useless degree (like I have) it shows my determination to get it done at a young age. Says something about your character. She sadly lacks this.

BrangeBrangeBaby's picture

Brangelina Forever!

After all of these years, she still can't play the guitar. As a former violinist myself I just find this so odd.

BrangeBrangeBaby's picture

Brangelina Forever!

I love how Mandonna thinks she is Eddie Van Halen. She can barely pluck a few lines off of her guitar but she seems to think it makes her more legit as an "artist". Gap-toothed old cunt.

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Mandonna, oh that is rich! She f'd up the pilates by building her biceps instead of toning them to make them appear elegant and young and then her veinage showed through. Once you build that muscle, the only way to correct it is through surgery. This dumb c*nt is so uneducated. That's her problem. She's uneducated along w/the rest of her family. No doctor in that house.

Meeshie's picture

I love how Mandonna thinks she is Eddie Van Halen. She can barely pluck a few lines off of her guitar but she seems to think it makes her more legit as an "artist". Gap-toothed old cunt.

peopleperson's picture

Look at Madonna posing like she can actually sing. LMAO.

We are know this is retarded PR bullshit, right? Which leads me to question of who gives a shit about her love life. She's old.
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svp's picture

that video is hilarious, why is it that even while they are wrestling with each other they take the time to strike a pose? Vogue, Vogue...

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svp's picture

they probably just got together for a roid injection weekend party.

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SpiceDong's picture

that video would be 10X hotter if they weren't all shaved and waxed. Wrestling is the gayest sport. Ask AC Slater. ;-)

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Submitted by Stan Hooper on Thu, 01/28/2010 - 1:53pm.
wow. who knew wrestlers were gay?

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LMAO at the video

Stan Hooper's picture

wow. who knew wrestlers were gay?

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Damn it! I wanna see the video. Man-on-man action, mmmmmmmmmm.

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Submitted by salacious on Thu, 01/28/2010 - 1:25pm.

You can find tons of videos on You Tube with HS wrestlers with bulges in their uniforms after a match.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VKzLQrUVbQk
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tasty dish's picture

gay wrestlers and jessica farting. slow news day...

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Submitted by little_rascal on Thu, 01/28/2010 - 1:25pm.
That video is vomit-inducing. :o(
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If you don't like seeing two bulls locking horns, Li'l Ras, maybe two cows lowing (aka Mimi's video with Minaj in Open Post) will be more kind to your throat, if not your bowels.

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That video is vomit-inducing. :o(

salacious's picture

@ CuriouserAndCur...

I've always said that the UFC and similar mixed martial arts shit is absolutely homoerotic. There's no way at least one guy gets a hard-on while they're wrapping their legs around another guy's waist.

BrangeBrangeBaby's picture

Brangelina Forever!

Submitted by Mrs Patrick Campbell on Thu, 01/28/2010 - 1:12pm.

What? You're not calling females (you have a mother,no?) stinky fishes today? Does yo mamma know you talk like that?

CuriouserAndCuriouser's picture

Not gay at all.

Men are fuckin' weird. All of them.

Eileenie McMeanie's picture

Snowy, you'd better get down the Shore and find him!!

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Eileenie: i know, yay!

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That's all I have to say about that.

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LMAO @ Gayer than Glee

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Eileenie McMeanie's picture

RANNY STAHP!

O.M.G. I want to smack her! You know they broke up, Snowy???

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Loozer I applaud your 3 word summary.. you win...

A NEW CAAAAAAAAAARRRRRR

"I truly don't like you as a person. Can't one human being not like another human being? Can't we all just not get along?"

Mrs Patrick Campbell's picture

Also, how much does Vadge pay A-Rod (or do you really believe that he wants to "do" this tired very old old bag for free!?)

Mrs Patrick Campbell's picture

We wish to orally service A-Rod, both front and rear!

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Submitted by beakers bitch on Thu, 01/28/2010 - 12:44pm.
The guys in the vid look like the type of "Gorillas" that would make JWoww wake up Snooki.

LMAOO
JUICEHEADS!

RANNY STAHP!

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theboy's picture

Well, I wouldn't mind to have a date with someone like the dudes this video, and do that kind of stuff.
I understand Madge now, ha!
On the other hand, she never respects him, that's all sorts of rude!

El Bastardo's picture

You cant make me go down on that Hag. I like my round noggin.

loozer's picture

Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Thu, 01/28/2010 - 12:54pm.
I'm not clicking on that link. I just need a five word summary

I can do it in Three: Gayer Than Glee
(reminded of Name That Tune: I can name that tune in 3 notes)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1xPYUvqPspM

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Submitted by MJF on Thu, 01/28/2010 - 12:46pm.
Thought that was Tom Petty on the right for a second. But then I remembered, he plays a Rickenbacker.

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lmao!!!

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Submitted by Eileenie McMeanie on Thu, 01/28/2010 - 12:49pm.
@Beakers Bitch...ahahahahaha! You know you ordered a JWOWW shirt...come on...admit it!

Nah, I'm too cheap for that. I just buy everything two sizes too small and take a razor blade to it!

StickaCockinWoodyAllensMouth's picture

All you guy's are retarded!!! Mk you stupid!!!
I can't take it!! These are the funniest comments.

Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.

Thanks for the name clarification.

TequilaTax's picture

So why did Vadge get married to Guy in the first place if she can't stay with one man?

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DirtyWhoreMouth's picture

I'm not clicking on that link. I just need a five word summary.

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