Why Didn't He Just Fly Away?
Adrian Pasdar, who has been killed off a million times on Heroes, was arrested early this morning in Los Angeles after he was caught driving while the sweet nectar ran through his veins.
TMZ reports that cops pulled over Adrian on the 405 freeway after they spotted him swerving between lanes. Adrian was apparently going 90mph at the time. When the cops shuffled up to Adrian's car, they said he smelled like he had just made out with The Hoff.
Adrian, who is married to Natalie of the Dixie Chicks, said no a Breathalyzer test, so the judge set his bail at $15,000.
To be fair, I'd drink too if I worked with Hayden Panatroll for four years straight, but this is why liquor stores were invented. Pick up some take-out-booze and get DRUNK in the comfort of your own La-Z-Boy.
And all of you better take off your "Vote for Petrelli" button pin (I know what you're wearing one) and stick it in a drawer for the day.
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as if DUI is not bad enough, he insists on expressing the 'bang, bang, i'm (stupid) cool!' look.
keep the tongue inside and open the eyes. dumb ass.
He's got some hairy ass arms for a dude. Maybe I am a freak, my arms are nowhere near that hairy!
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david Letterman- hey slut -- you calm down too . Submitted by luscious_t 1/22/10
actually he was killed just once in heroes.
i liked him there, somehow..
and i like hayden - can't help it - don't know why everybody hates her.
He is a gross little midget!
Adrian is an obvious homosexual!
Are there nude photos of Adrian?
I remember when they used to have drive-thru liquor stores.... ah, the old days!!! ;D
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Fun fact: Galen was one of my nicknames in junior high. MK 1-25-10
"he smelled like he had just made out with The Hoff" -- LOL!!!
Michael, you are en fuego today!
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Champion fist-pumper and true inventor of the friggin' pouf.
he's hot though
The fact that he managed to do 90 mph on the 405 should get him a get out of jail card.
HOT. The fact that he is a drunk driver makes him so much more attractive to me, too.
He is married to that mouthy dipshit chick? Oh, I bet he is in twouble...Ahahahahahaha.
Assholes.
If I gave a shit, you'd be the first person I would give it to.
My sister in law makes this same pose when she's drunk. She pulls her hands back and forth in a gunslinger motion and says things like *okay, I can definitely FEEL the alcohol*
Tex Perkins.
Google him you dumb fuck!
I forgot about him.
He has a great ass.
Thanx Momus!
Submitted by loozer
People, Do Not operate a ton of steel on wheels when inebriated, medicated, talking on phone, texting, applying make-up, shaving, having sexy times, etc. 100% of your attention and awareness should be on driving safely.
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Yes this couple I know were driving and the guy (who was driving) was getting a "BEEEEJ" from his gf and they got stopped by a cop...HUGE fine and even bigger embarrassment for them...Gigantic lolz for us!!!
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On Angelina Jolie... If I want something with a big shiny forehead and throbbing vein, I'll play with my pecker...
jazzfish_77
Submitted by loozer on Wed, 01/27/2010 - 1:04pm.
People, Do Not operate a ton of steel on wheels when inebriated, medicated, talking on phone, texting, applying make-up, shaving, having sexy times, etc. 100% of your attention and awareness should be on driving safely.
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Abso-fucking-lutely! Driving a vehicle is multitasking enough without all the other distractions.
Several years ago, when I was consuming vast quantities of EffexxorXR, Buspar, Xanax, and (yes) Ambien, I asked my pharmacist what the label about operting heavy equipment meant. In other words, would it be safe to drive? He told me that if I could lift it then it wasn't heavy equipment and since I couldn't lift a car then I shouldn't be driving. Mr. Momus took my car keys and would not let me drive for six years.
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"I became insane with long intervals of horrible sanity." E.A. Poe.
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I cry foul on his face (& gestures.)
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- "If (Tila) actually gives birth, she'll forget where she put the baby one night while she's getting ready to go out and that will be the end of that. She is such a pustule on the buttocks of the world." - Dog
Submitted by charlie m on Wed, 01/27/2010 - 1:09pm.
Also, in California, the law prohibits driving under the influence of alcohol OR a controlled substance ... which includes prescription meds as well as illicit substances.
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"I became insane with long intervals of horrible sanity." E.A. Poe.
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Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 01/27/2010 - 1:08pm.
shooooooey! who you calling a whore
OH No u didn't! My Snowy might be a slut, but she ain't no Ho!!
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You smiled, you smiled,Oh and then the spell was cast and here we are in heaven for you are mine....At Last
YOU CANT DRIVE WITH ANY ALCOHOL IN YOUR BLOODSTREAM WHATSOEVER. .08 MEANS NOTHING. THE POLICE CAN CHARGE A DUI REGARDLESS OF YOUR BAC. THE ONLY THING THEY HAVE TO PROVE IS THAT YOU ARE IMPAIRED (YOU ARE AT ANY BAC) AND THAT YOU FAILED AT FIELD SOBRIETY TEST (THEIR CALL). .08 IS A MYTH. THEY WILL REEL YOU IN A CHARGE YOU AT .02. A HUGH MYTH THAT HAS BEEN CIRCULATING AROUND FOR FUCKING YEARS IS THAT ONE DRINK (A BEER OR A SINGLE SHOT) WASHES OUT WITHN AN HOUR OR TWO. A SINGLE BEER OR MIXED DRINK WILL STAY IN YOUR BLOOD SYSTEM FOR APPROX 12 HOURS. MULIPLE DRINKS AND YOU BETTER WAITE ABOUT 24 HOURS+ BEFORE THINKING ABOUT DRIVING.
Fully agreed, loozer.
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- "If (Tila) actually gives birth, she'll forget where she put the baby one night while she's getting ready to go out and that will be the end of that. She is such a pustule on the buttocks of the world." - Dog
BBBBWWWWWWWAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA snowy!! I fucking LOST IT on the miley cyrus one! lolllooll
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
for PROVY:
http://www.celebuzz.com/jersey-shore-greeting-cards-really-s170611/
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
shooooooey! who you calling a whore
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
http://www.celebuzz.com/celebs-what-if-they-fat-g153311/
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
OMG shoey NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! you sneaky ass bitch!!!!!! I mean I mean... (((((HUGS))))) *buries head between eeebill's neck and shoulder*
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
The fact that he's married to that nasty ass wife of his makes me not care about his ass. She's vile.
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"No, I'm not a pessimist. At some point the world shits on everybody. Pretending it ain't shit makes you an idiot, not an optimist." ShitMyDadSays on Facebook
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Wed, 01/27/2010 - 1:03pm.
*licks snowy*
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How many whores you been lickin?
*reports jack*
Thanx Momus!
Sad story, Rhoda.
People, Do Not operate a ton of steel on wheels when inebriated, medicated, talking on phone, texting, applying make-up, shaving, having sexy times, etc. 100% of your attention and awareness should be on driving safely.
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You smiled, you smiled,Oh and then the spell was cast and here we are in heaven for you are mine....At Last
*licks snowy*
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
lolol mike... you're right. look at the avie right below yours!!
and thanks elmo and reeter... she's annoying as hell.
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
he's so hairy he makes me miss Sucky!!!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
If you're making that motion with your hands/arms, nothing good can come of you.
I don't know who the eff this plown is.
Perhaps that's because I don't watch much TV.
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- "If (Tila) actually gives birth, she'll forget where she put the baby one night while she's getting ready to go out and that will be the end of that. She is such a pustule on the buttocks of the world." - Dog
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Wed, 01/27/2010 - 12:56pm.
Natalie from the dixie chicks!? Is she the chubby blonde one?
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Yes. Also the one who talked about Prez Bush at a concert and got Toby Keith all pissed off.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat
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Yep. If i was married to her I'd drink and drive too.
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Chris Brown needs to like, wow, take that stupid ass bow tie and shove it down his throat. It's like, wow. WOW. --MK 8/31/09
Celebrity DUI's are as common and boring as Telia Tequila making shit up and Tweeting about it.
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Shiitake happens...
Natalie from the dixie chicks!? Is she the chubby blonde one?
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
What a face.
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Bottom-feeder.
Gorge your eyes on Gorgeous Georgina : http://sites.google.com/site/gorgeousgeorginashow/home
@loozer
Nice homage to recently departed Pernell Roberts.
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"I became insane with long intervals of horrible sanity." E.A. Poe.
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This guy I know was waiting to cross the street when a car jumps the curb and sends him flying into a nearby building. The driver was drunk and got a slap on the wrist. The boy he hit had been accepted to Cornell on scholarship and engaged to a very lovely young woman. He ended up in a paid care facility abandoned by his family and fiancee, he wears bibs now and since he is unable to tie his own shoes he now wears Velcro ones instead of laces.
I fucking hate drunk drivers.
ITS A DISEASE!!
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"One Shot, One Shot!"
Ronnie 2, Townies 0
Natalie, Dixie Chicks? I didn't know that!
Quit Drinking & Driving assholes!!
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On Angelina Jolie... If I want something with a big shiny forehead and throbbing vein, I'll play with my pecker...
jazzfish_77
Never Drink and Drive! You might spill some.
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You smiled, you smiled,Oh and then the spell was cast and here we are in heaven for you are mine....At Last
Adrian is the hotness! I loved him in "Near Dark" -- he was SO HOT! Can't figure what he saw in Natalie, though.
Frist to say that I'm tired of celebrities' DUIs. Its no longer news.
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"I became insane with long intervals of horrible sanity." E.A. Poe.
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