Who Bailed Gary Coleman Out?
Keebler cookies will not taste as sweet today thanks to this sad picture of the sad tiny nugget (copyright: Chelsea Handler) known as Gary Coleman leaving the jail house in a wheelchair. Gary was arrested this past weekend and charged with domestic abuse. Gary was forced to sit in a jail cell for a while, because he couldn't afford to pay the $1,725 bail. But someone took pity on Gary and finally bailed him out. It wasn't Pearl the maid.
A Utah business man who goes by the named of Jarrod Clarke tells KSL.com that he bailed Gary out of jail, because he's always been a fan. Gary's RED RUM mug shot stroked at Jarrod's soul, so he felt that he should help him out. Jarrod said, "To see that he was sitting in there -- and he'd been there for 27 hours -- and bail was only $1,700, I thought somebody probably ought to do something." Gary's wife called Jarrod from her stable to thank him.
HOWEVER, the plot thins! The producers of Gary's upcoming straight-to-nothing movie Midgets vs. Mascots claim they are the ones who put the cash up for his bail. They told E! that they agreed to bail Gary out as long as he lets them use footage his stunt dick in the movie, "The producers simply agreed to bail out Mr. Coleman as an olive branch and to avoid any potential litigation."
Speaking of olive branches, click here if you haven't yet seen the peen the producers are trying to pass as Gary's. A fun sized Snickers bar would've been more realistic.
If that was really Gary's dick, Gay Al Reynolds would've used some of his Lip Glass (it keeps his no-no moist) money to bail the leprechaun out himself!
(Image: Pacific Coast News)
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this is all a publicity stunt orchestrated by the producers of "midgets & mascots". i know this on authority because one of my friends worked on the production when it shot last year in dallas, and he personally knows the producers.
Is that the "new pregnant dude" pushing the wheelchair?
Hmmmmm.....
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Can't we get this poor guy a job?!!! surely, someone will hire Gary Coleman for some reality, something or other...given the fact that there are so many other reality star losers out there hogging the spotlight with no talent...surely Gary can be on one of 100 celebrity reality shows that are out there. Some agent needs to take up his cause!
Its such a shame that Gary Coleman has lived such a troubled life.
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yeah...small ones sounds about right...
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Submitted by Plecostomus on Wed, 01/27/2010 - 1:02pm.
Pleco! Your avie man needs to be the one pushing Gary!
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That is the saddest picture I have ever seen.
Jarrod Clarke of Falcon Studios fame?
MK: there are serious holes in your story.
Munchkin Bail Bonds can be reached at 1-800-Mini-Free.
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Submitted by Mother Superior on Wed, 01/27/2010 - 12:49pm.
Pleco
How dare you???
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Whoops! Sorry, Mother. But it's true, innit? All that picture needs is the two of them silhouetted against the moon and Steven can go kick James Cameron's smug ass.
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That pic gives me an idea for a new reality show! It could be like a 'Rob & Big Show' but with the races reversed! "Big White" as we'd call him could follow Gary around and break up fights between Gary and his wife, and stick around in case Gary tried to off himself.
That security guard looks ready to thump Gary's head if he acts up!
Is he physically okay? Whats with the wheelchair. Is whatever he has that stunted his growth still affecting him?
Submitted by Plecostomus on Wed, 01/27/2010 - 12:13pm.
Jesus, is Spielberg doing an update on E.T.?
Eliot looks ok, but hell that mushroom-headed alien didn't age well, huh?
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Pleco, this made me totally laugh my head off! My boss came over to ask what's so funny.
How dare you???
:D :D :D
My good friend went to L.A. once. When she returned, I gushed, "What stars did you see?!..."
"Gary Coleman" was her response. "He was trying to wriggle his way into a bar, but not having much luck at all."
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"Gary's wife called Jarrod from her stable to thank him."
NEEEIGHHH!!!!
LOL @ the pic.
I THINK I CAN FUCKING SOMEWHAT UNDERSTAND SOME OF THIS GUYS PENT UP RAGE AND FRUSTRATION OVER HAVING YOUR PARENTS STEAL A VERY LARGE SUM OF MONEY AND THEN BEING A FUCKING LITTLE GUY AND SOMEWHAT OF AN ABNORMALITY ON TOP OF IT. BUT THERE SOMES A POINT WHERE YOU CAN ONLY FUCKING BLAME SOMEONE OR SOMBODIES SO FAR AND HAVE TO RESPONSIBLITY FOR YOUR LIFE AND WHAT LIES AHEAD. IM SORRY FOR WHAT HAPPENED TO HIM MUCH FUCKING EARLIER ON BUT NOW HES IN HIS OWN BED.
AHAHAHAHAHAHA loozer!!! MAYBE!!!!!!!!!!!!
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He has tiny clay shoes.
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- "If (Tila) actually gives birth, she'll forget where she put the baby one night while she's getting ready to go out and that will be the end of that. She is such a pustule on the buttocks of the world." - Dog
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Wed, 01/27/2010 - 12:37pm.
If little man had such a big fucking dick I would find it hard to believe he is this unhappy in life. just sayin
Arnold Envy, Jacko?
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"fun sized Snickers bar" hahaha!!
oh and why is he in a wheelchair? I know it's customary to leave a hospital that way ...
somewhere Mrs. Garrett and Mr. Drummond are trying to figure out where they went wrong.
I bet that cop has nose-wheeze.
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- "If (Tila) actually gives birth, she'll forget where she put the baby one night while she's getting ready to go out and that will be the end of that. She is such a pustule on the buttocks of the world." - Dog
If little man had such a big fucking dick I would find it hard to believe he is this unhappy in life. just sayin
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
Midgets vs. Mascots - damn, that is humiliating.
Again with the ashy hands Gary! Do they not have lotion in jail...oh wait. It's used for other things isn't it...
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Chris Brown needs to like, wow, take that stupid ass bow tie and shove it down his throat. It's like, wow. WOW. --MK 8/31/09
lmfao snowy!!! damn perv, whitey!
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
Aw... he DOES look like a "sad, tiny nugget..." My heart cries out to his misfortune.
For real life.
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Submitted by NoAnjl on Wed, 01/27/2010 - 12:16pm.
lol. Phhheeewwww!
Anjl:) XOXOXOXOXO
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wd2clb5T8JA
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this is fuckin makin me want to jump off a bridge. fml.
he looks so sad and forlorn. what's with the wheelchair?
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 01/27/2010 - 12:18pm.
Old rich white man diddling the disadvantaged??? NEVA!!!!! lol, in all seriousness I wonder why I didn't see it before, it's all soooo obvious now :)
He's kind of dressed like Pax and Maddox. Maybe Angelina bailed him out.
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Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 01/27/2010 - 12:18pm.
Rhoda that's cuz Mr Drummund was diddling all of them!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I heard Mrs Garrett was selling secksy pictures of them when they were underaged to Woody Allen.
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dont forget gary busey
hes da bomb
Excellent idea.. him on The Smoking Gun !! Todd Bridges is on there to, no? OH what fun this would be.
Who suggested this? Whoever you are..... you're a flipping genius !
Rhoda that's cuz Mr Drummund was diddling all of them!
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Actually I heard on the radio this morning that the guy who bailed Coleman out was not a producer.. that was just a line. They reported the guy who bailed him out is really just some crazy obsessed fan who wanted to see his penis..
loozerbaby!!! LOL, I would neva eva say that to you!!! xo, infinity.
I know he can be a miserable SOB but I feel for him because starting with his adoptive parents screwing him out of his earnings he's been getting fucked over most of his life. I love how the producers try to come off altruistic when they were really just after getting him to sign a release so they can use the stunt penis bit to promo the movie.
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I am not a pussy.
Do you think he'll keep his shitty little temper in check from now on? Nah, me either.
Submitted by NoAnjl on Wed, 01/27/2010 - 12:13pm.
Go away already you little obnoxious turd.
Okay, I'll log off.
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i WANT TO SEE GARY COLEMAN ON THE SMOKING GUN PRESENTS..WORLD'S DUMBEST TV SHOW AS A COMMENTATOR ALONG WITH WILLIS, DANNY BONADUCE, TONYA HARDING, DANIEL BALDWIN....
I EMAILED PRODUCERS ABOUT IT.......
HE NEEDS THE MONEY & A REGULAR JOB. NO PORN!!!!!
Ah, sucks to be Gary Coleman and that cop is way too fat to be a cop.
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He looks like a little smurf. A little evil smurf with a great big temper and teeny tiny dick.
Ahhahaha Pleco!
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Go away already you little obnoxious turd.
JARROD JEWELERS
BAILED HIM OUT
He's so explosive because the anger has to be packed in more densely per square inch than in a large angry person. The angriness is always busting out.
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Jesus, is Spielberg doing an update on E.T.?
Eliot looks ok, but hell that mushroom-headed alien didn't age well, huh?
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