Tuesday, January 26th 2010

Open Post: Hosted By The Fainting "Price Is Right" Contestant


On the Price is Right yesterday, a lady hit the floor faster than Gay Al at the White Party after she learned she could possibly win a brand new Dodge.

At least that's what they tell me. However, I'm guessing being in the presence of a scorching hot memaw gave the lady the vapors. LILLY LILLY LILLY usually has that effect on people.

(Thanks Andrea & Jana)

Posted by: Michael K


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Submitted by Plecostomus on Wed, 01/27/2010 - 2:09pm

Thanks a lot Pleco! Already catching up.

TTFN

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Submitted by salacious on Wed, 01/27/2010 - 2:06pm.
Howdy y'all. Shit, I've missed half a day of Dlisted-isms. I wonder what I missed.
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Slow ho day.

The three-way trailer wreck that is Branjenina is still snarling up all traffic on the interwebs.

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Howdy y'all. Shit, I've missed half a day of Dlisted-isms. I wonder what I missed.

TTFN

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LOL, I love your avie, bitch please. I could hear the cowbell coming.

Lutrelle, I know what you mean, gurl. I need me some me time at least once a day or I get stabby.

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BBBLLEEEAAAATTTTTT !!!!!!!!!

:D

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and that's where I'm going. 'night

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GIRL!!!! Raj get up with him in the morning. I gots to go to work

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sure lutrelle, I know what you mean, but you better be getting some sleep while the baby's sleeping.

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my baby is sleeping, just like his daddy. I am tired but needed some me time, you feel me?

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I actually watched that one. I remember because it was a few days before my son was born, and he was kicking so hard I could see the outline of his foot through my belly.

Phillies and Blue Jays

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Raj said fuck if he know. HAHA!

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girl! I watch it, I ain't no trivia person

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Submitted by Lutrelle on Wed, 01/27/2010 - 1:16am.
lemme ask my man right quick

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NO, that's cheating.

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lemme ask my man right quick

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okay lutrelle

What two teams played the 1993 World Series?

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I love me some sports

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Submitted by Eileenie McMeanie on Tue, 01/26/2010 - 11:12pm.
We so sucked. Too many sports questions. What do you do for a living and where the hell IS ESE?

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I suck at sports questions too and history, I suck at remembering dates. Retail management.

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What's good?

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We so sucked. Too many sports questions. What do you do for a living and where the hell IS ESE?

"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living." Submitted by suckandfuck 12/14/2009 - 3:05pm.

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Submitted by Eileenie McMeanie on Tue, 01/26/2010 - 11:06pm.
Speaky! What's up? I just go home from playing 80s trivia. A bit drunk. How are you?

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That sounds like good times. I love board games, especially trivia.

I'm aight. Have an awesome work schedule this week, so not feeling exhausted. Wanting to listen to some music, but can't pick a genre. If ESE was here, I'd just click on whatever links he was posting.

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Speaky! What's up? I just go home from playing 80s trivia. A bit drunk. How are you?

"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living." Submitted by suckandfuck 12/14/2009 - 3:05pm.

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whassup em?

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Hello? Hello? Hello?

"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living." Submitted by suckandfuck 12/14/2009 - 3:05pm.

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Okay, whos been drinking already!

Few Words's picture

BUHHH BYE

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bye momma... bye errrrrbody else.
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09

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bye, Dears.

*wanders home*

If I gave a shit, you'd be the first person I would give it to.

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stoney - sounds good.
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09

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I swear, urmomma... you crack my ass up! you funny okie.
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09

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Hummmm....I dunno. Probably sometime after I move and after my first competition which is March 6th. Then I'll have more time to show you town, lmao.

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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."

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(I am stangely turned on by Stoney and Jack)
*hits refersh button every 5 seconds*

Not air out her (JTR) laundry...she did tell us all, but she had sx last week...I am just hoping she is taking her time recovering.

*sx= surgery, not sex. Although I guess she could have done that, too, there was a hairy plumber hanging out at her house....

If I gave a shit, you'd be the first person I would give it to.

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ahahahahahahahahah when's good for you?
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09

Stoney's picture

"Just put the mail on the counter!"

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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."

jack-n-the-hat's picture

wow... as long as he is quiet and doesn't break your stride then okay.
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09

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I mean can you imagine, there I am, innocently bangin jack with a super-sized black strap-on, and in walks loser with my mail...
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."

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Submitted by Stoney on Tue, 01/26/2010 - 5:25pm.
He does still have a key, so I want no part of any drama by inviting over strange hot dudes.

LOLOLOL but it's just me... where not talking strange hot dudes!! but yea, good point.
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09

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I don't normally talk to that ho outside of the d, urmomma, but I'll keep a lookout for her hot ass.

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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."

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I don't know where Jill is urmomma

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He does still have a key, so I want no part of any drama by inviting over strange hot dudes.

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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."

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Thank you, Jack.
*removes Jack's name from the list*

If I gave a shit, you'd be the first person I would give it to.

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No, I live with the loser's stuff, lol. I'm moving out Feb. 20th. He hasn't been around in over a month. He's staying with a "friend" apparently.

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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."

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stoney - do you stillllllll live with loser?
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09

jack-n-the-hat's picture

lmao at urmomma...! No, ma'am. I have not heard anything.

Stoney - I'll spring for a hotel you chickenshit.
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09

Stoney's picture

Cheap fucker.

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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."

urmomma's picture

Has ANYONE heard from jilltheripper?
I have asked about a dozen fuckin' times and not one reply from any of you...well?
I will be forced to tell her that y'all don't give a damn. Sorry, it has come to this, but it is what it is.

If I gave a shit, you'd be the first person I would give it to.

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pssssssssshhhhhtttttttt!!!

*hits ignore button*
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09

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Bitch, you can't spring the paper for a hotel room?

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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."

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ahahaha where am I gonna stay? you got a couch?
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09

Stoney's picture

Haha jack he's not my new boyfriend...YET. That's why you gotta come now, lol.

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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."

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no no no no no.... not those kind. have had the threesome... have had preggo... but not that look like THAT!
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09