Monday, January 25th 2010

Now This Is A Speech


Karin Dreijer Andersson, the leader singer of The Knife who currently performs as Fever Ray, won an award in Sweden this weekend and continued to be genuinely weird as fuck (that's a compliment) while accepting it. This is what Nicole Kidman would look like if the planet ever ran out of Botox. It's also what Keith Richards looks like right now.

And it goes without saying, but expect Lady CaCa to cover her face with mounds of silly putty diarrhea at the Grammy Awards next month.

via Heavy

Posted by: Michael K


Frost's picture

LOL whut?!? oh...he/she/it's serious..

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MuffinAmy's picture

That was AWESOME.

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isavedlatin's picture

big ups to Karin Andersson, but that shit is seriously going to haunt my dreams.

Erika_Leigh's picture

whaaat the fuck it's like they are on another planet fuckin weirdos

zab's picture

for anyone putting her in one sentence w/ lady gaga .. pff or whoever needs a moniker like that....u really dont have a clue...

johnnysgirl's picture

I adore The Knife and Fever Ray. And I respect her wish to do her own thing anonymously no matter how popular her music becomes. Love love

rotten_egg's picture

Who? cickets*crickets*crickets.

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moosh's picture

silly putty's stock just went up
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rebanndel's picture

Been listening to The Knife for years and love their sound. Heartbeats and Pass This On are fantastic! I also have the Fever Ray album and it's pretty trippy. Here's an interview of the brother and sister duo (in Swedish of course). Just a couple of nerds! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aasDUJE6UTE

applejones's picture

Wow! I love Fever Ray & The Knife. Karin & Olof are just great.
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speakit's picture

It's just a little too much concealer and a severe line of demarcation. She just needs to blend, that's all.

Even like this she's still more beautiful than Lady Tramp au naturale.

speakit's picture

I bet she's fucking Slipknot.

barelybeagle's picture

OMG I LOVE KARIN!!! Never thought I'd see her get a shoutout on here! She's been around WAY before Lady Caca, people. Fever Ray and The Knife are both amazing and Karin's voice is incredible, so she can do whatever the hell she wants IMO.

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Haha it was scary as shit. I think she was trying to say "Lady Gaga listen up. I invented 'wierdness'. beat that."

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Submitted by Who Datt on Mon, 01/25/2010 - 7:47pm.
Lady Gothenburg just trumped Stefani of Yonkers. I like the homage to the melting Satanists in 1975's trashy Ida Lupino flick "The Devil's Rain".

Yeah! Or "The Incredible Melting Man". There was no sequel because he like, melted. I fear the art gauntlet has been thrown here and next we'll have to look at GaGa set her head on fire and make Jiffy Pop while she sings.

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piedlourde's picture

She was born that way. Don't stare, children!

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Lady Gothenburg just trumped Stefani of Yonkers. I like the homage to the melting Satanists in 1975's trashy Ida Lupino flick "The Devil's Rain".

CaCa must be scouring through the B movie bins at Blockbuster right now looking for "inspiration".

Dgrin's picture

Karin and Olof is my deepest obsession,love them!

babybunny's picture

hmmm.she reminded me of the opera singer from the movie 5th Element....

Plecostomus's picture

Bjork should be ripping every hair from their heads the way she mauled that reporter in Bangkok a few years back.

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Karen Flatts's picture

Oh, and "Fever Ray"? Does this chick have an original bone in her body? I'm not saying she ripped off Lady Cock-hole, they just both ripped off about a hundred chicks before them.

Karen Flatts's picture

What a jackass. If she wanted to play the part all the way, why did she hug the two presenters when they gave her the award? With the melting face and the stupid moaning, she should have bit off their earlobes and spit them back into their mouths or something.

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Eat your heart out, Lady Gaga.

LOL - I thought it was pretty funny... or ugly funny.

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It was a wonderful speech. I thoroughly enjoyed it. I like The Knife.

*rolls eyes*

This may be a "statement". If it is, it's a statement about how lame contrived bullshit like this is.

Francine's picture

Guys like this always crack me up. Eventually their cars brake down and they have to hitchhike. Or go into a 7-Eleven for smokes. Dressed like that.

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I wish most musicians would cover up their faces and not speak when accepting an award.

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Emeriesan's picture

Love The Knife, they made great electro music. Also, best acceptance speech ever! I hope it triggers a trend.

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I love The Knife. I don't like the silly putty shit, but I enjoy her music.
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SpiceDong's picture

LOL
i think this is a very good jab at the ridiculousness of Lady CaCa...especially the melted pig face behind the veil...the resemblance is uncanny...lol...even if she didn't do it to spite CaCa, I still can't help thinking of this stunt as such.

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cocoebert's picture

It looks like she's parodying Gaga. Didn't Gaga recently wear something similar to that- a red veil or something along those lines?

Or maybe she's been doing that shit since way before Gaga and trying to show her what's what.

Snarkley's picture

If people would stop rewarding this type of fuckery maybe it would stop.

parkerj's picture

Obviously this is his response to Heidi Montag's People mag cover, a 23 year old undergoing 10+ hours of plastic surgery so people would stop calling her "horsey".

jack-n-the-hat's picture

MK!!!! "continued to be genuinely weird as fuck" had me rolling!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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madonnabeso's picture

boring and contrived.

It cracks me up that people APPLAUDED - first for the face "reveal" and then for the "speech". I think a deafening silence would be an appropriate response to this.

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Submitted by Rhoda on Mon, 01/25/2010 - 5:37pm.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Mon, 01/25/2010 - 5:30pm.

Ha! Could your insight into the mime culture perhaps explain the mentality of all of humanity? You're onto something there.
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I'm not sure (it took me reading your comment like 57 times before understanding it)... yea, I'm schooled like that.
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Mon, 01/25/2010 - 5:30pm.
Submitted by Rhoda on Mon, 01/25/2010 - 5:26pm.

one thing that has always cornfuzed me with mimes... they all seem to have the worst luck getting trapped in boxes. You'd think they'd wise up and quit going in to the fucking things!
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Mon, 01/25/2010 - 5:30pm.

Ha! Could your insight into the mime culture perhaps explain the mentality of all of humanity? You're onto something there.

kacky's picture

Mummenschanz.
I like it, it's a statement about superficiality.

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dusted's picture

Fever Ray and The Knife are both very boring projects. Just like Gaga, all style over substance.

Green Is Good's picture

Ummm, alrighty then.....

(The audience reaction was hilarious!)

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Submitted by Rhoda on Mon, 01/25/2010 - 5:26pm.

one thing that has always cornfuzed me with mimes... they all seem to have the worst luck getting trapped in boxes. You'd think they'd wise up and quit going in to the fucking things!
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Mon, 01/25/2010 - 5:22pm.

At least the mimes may be entertaining, that be a welcome change.

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Submitted by Rhoda on Mon, 01/25/2010 - 5:17pm.

with today's music I totally welcome a mime invasion!!
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jack-n-the-hat's picture

Looks like my one night stand from last weekend... she had the same problem talking, too.
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