Monday, January 25th 2010
Open Post: Hosted By The Walmart Clown
If this doesn't make you want to finally throw Walmart into one of their own caskets and bury them for good, then I don't know what will.
via Best Week Ever (for Kristi and M.E.)
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Have a nice night at work, ElB xoxox
<3's to you too tits xoxox
Hahahaha! COR BLIMEY! Read ya later Speaky, gotta work!xxx
Submitted by El Bastardo on Tue, 01/26/2010 - 1:51am.
Spookit. Mine are EH at the end of a word. Puppeh kitteh babeh...also ghey. Sooooooooo ghey!
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hahahah... 'eh' is stupid. But I use ghey! lolol
know what else bugs me? British accents. :P OMG I'M TEASING. I <3 those big time.
Spookit. Mine are EH at the end of a word. Puppeh kitteh babeh...also ghey. Sooooooooo ghey!
Recession ends here today! Ok money experts.
oh elb, ya silly
I have a lot of pet peeves, here's one... people who chew gum when they talk. Soooo uncivilized.
Hallo Speaky! Hows that peeve doing? Asleep? Hahahaha!
LOL! Hi ElB!
Submitted by TITS on Tue, 01/26/2010 - 1:41am.
i had a point, but it's gone now.
nice work
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meaning?
Is that Speakit? UGH! :)
i had a point, but it's gone now.
nice work
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Submitted by TITS on Tue, 01/26/2010 - 1:33am.
Hey speakit - ever notice that the word 'harassment' has her ass in it?
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well, not technically. her is spelled with an 'e', not an 'a'.
did you have a point?
Hey speakit - ever notice that the word 'harassment' has her ass in it?
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http://bit.ly/1rcnEc
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Wow it is quiet here tonight.
this made my 4 yr old laugh...
puurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr,
moosh
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Awww, Pernell Roberts died...you would remember him as Adam on Bonanza(really old but awesome show) or Trapper John MD.
http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/tv/2010/01/25/2010-01-25_pernel...
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Mon, 01/25/2010 - 5:54pm.
Sounds like quality time Jack...come on you loved it!!
I hate clowns...hwhat a bunch of hwierdos.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lich59xsjik
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YOU TELL 'ER, JACK!
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"Sucky&Fucky, You were so gentle, wise and patient with Fishsticks. You're amazing!" - little_rascal
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We helped the people of Haiti, now help the Fur Ball Fwends.....
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I hate you but I'm not in hate with you.
FOK YU Stoney!!!!
The owner and bookkeeper are having a serial political arguement here, in the office and I can't even hear the fucking phone ring their voices are so loud.
*digs through purse for earplugs*
urmomma - yep, cardigan with bifocals while pretending to smoke a pipe. That is how I rollllll. And yea, I told her to straighten her ass THE FUCK up cuz daddy no likey being grounded. We had all kinds of plans to do shit this weekend and just SAT THERE doing puzzles and staring at the walls. I only let her watch tv for a few hours each day.... uhhhhg. longest weekend ever. I did, however, get on the computer wuite a bit which pissed her off cuz I wouldn't let her on it, but whatever. I'm boss. shut it.
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
No.......FOK YOU!!!
*empties wallet for breeders*
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
UGH! I fucking hate people who bitch about people (LIKE ME) who receive a child tax credit on our taxes, for having children under the age of 18 at home.
FOK YU!
ahahaha sucky.... also, yesterday evening, I got enjoy putting another puzzle together while watching TITANIC!!! omg, I wish I would been on that boat.
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
Man ,
No wonder clowns scare the shit out of me! Add in Walmart and I'm scarred for life!
@ME
No, but I will when I get home...there is a little hamster on wheel inside my computer here at work and he would quit this bitch if I tried to download video. ;)
Jack~ I am greatful she is okay.
I just want to know one thing, where you wearing a cardigan with a cross-stitch pattern in the pocket when you were putting together those puzzles?
I keed, I love that you "grounded yourself" to be with your daughter. That is hot.
*swoons*
If I gave a shit, you'd be the first person I would give it to.
3 words about clowns - John Wayne Gacy.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Mon, 01/25/2010 - 5:34pm.
snowy - i fucking hate em! every piece i'd put in she would run across like 10 minutes later and go DAD!!!!! uhhh, helloooooo, titty baby? THIS. does not. GO.HERE. pssssshhht... whatever midget
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oh god I lol'd
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Submitted by xerquina on Thu, 11/12/2009 - 1:59pm.
suckandfuck you are by far the most vile person here
Jack - my soon to be 7 year old schools me on puzzles.
Pffffft.
Puzzle lozers
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
snowy - i fucking hate em! every piece i'd put in she would run across like 10 minutes later and go DAD!!!!! uhhh, helloooooo, titty baby? THIS. does not. GO.HERE. pssssshhht... whatever midget
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
lol at one eyed willy doing puzzles
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
HI er'body! I'm about to commit a murder-death-kill if I keep getting booted of Dlisted at work
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"I truly don't like you as a person. Can't one human being not like another human being? Can't we all just not get along?"
Jack - LMAO! Yeah, I kinda suck at puzzles too, the colors fuck me up, I try to look for shapes.
My ex and I did Van Gogh's "Starry Starry Night"
Fuck me with a chainsaw, that shit was impossible.
OH! And yesterday I was watching either the History Channel, or National Geographic Channel (SHUT UP!) and they has this whole special on the 2004 Tsunami. Unfucking believeable footage, I'd never seen before. They have video of the beach when the tide sucked back and it was beaching boats and all these people were wandering deeper onto the beach towards the receeding water FUCKING CLUELESS as to what was happening.
It was heart wrenching. But amazing at the same time, all of a sudden this 35ft wave is seen on the horizon and people start running like hell.
M.E. - the one we did Sat. evening/night was 1,000pcs and was a picture of UNDER the ocean with all this colorful coral shit! My eye is stilllllll blood red from staring at that shit!! Plus, she pisses me off cuz she'll find about 20-50 pcs to me finding 1. Then she lol's when I FORCE one to fit... Smartass little shit.
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
Jack - we did a 550 piece puzzle yesterday too!!
It was Speed McQueen and Mater in the desert, a fricken KIDS puzzle, but 550 small ass pieces. That, was hard.
Bye Stocky- good to talk...cant wait to hear more about this Connie Selleca love affair!
Stocky - yes, i remember alot of Dlisted folks were upset because they thought you judged the girl on the color of her pubic hair.
Connie Selleca look alike? Interesting...was she the young Connica Selleca or was she the 50-something Connie Selleca?
you told her he was on DRUGS!!! aaaahahahahahahaaa.
yep yep - my daughter is alive. She (AND ME FUCKING TOO!) almost died of boredom this weekend due to her ass being grounded from everything other than food and air. She was with me this weekend so her being grounded = me being grounded. HATED IT! but oh well. We put together 2,187,576 fucking puzzles. I fucking HATE puzzles. She is a pro at em, they have to be at least 500pcs or more. I ONLY GOT THAT ONE EYE!!
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
urmomma - did you watch the parody one with the Storm Trooper???? YouTube THAT one.
Awwwright Ladies ~ I'm off to make copies of a report. Behave!
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"His faggy coffee shop poetry reading glasses will go over well in prison. I expect to see them on cumonglasses.com". ~ Dlister Provolone
@jack
This how fuckin' lame I am...over the weekend I watched "David's trip to the dentist" or whatthefuckeverit's called. I laughed until I had tears and my daughter was "momma, what is wrong with him?". I told her he was "on drugs" and she was mortified. HA!
How is your youngin? Alive, I hope.
*crosses fingers*
If I gave a shit, you'd be the first person I would give it to.
TEAM COOTER DYE!
NOISY BREATHER!
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why does my fucking computer have to be on welfare?
Triscuit. 09/02/09
TEAM COOTER DYE!
*kicks weiner dog*
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
So, the bookkeeper is all chatty with me now since SAS is gone. She's going on and on about how, the SAS did nothing but bitch about me, and the day before she got "let go" she told her she was going to give the owner an ultimatum, her or me.
WHATTTTTTTTTT???? I've been here almost 7 years bitch!
Grapedrink ~ I dated a Connie Selleca look-a-like for a few months. Didn't work out. Stoney is still irked that I dumped Cooter Dye.
Lately, doing alot of work, writing & traveling - leaves little free time.
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"His faggy coffee shop poetry reading glasses will go over well in prison. I expect to see them on cumonglasses.com". ~ Dlister Provolone
lolol at "stupid pervs"
copy me please.
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
Um Stocky, I work for a judge...i'm not sure that telling my boss to STFU would be such a good idea!
Then again...
Do they have internet in jail? I suppose I could look at it like a paid vacation.
So what's the latest in Stocky's love life? Are you having to beat 'em off with a stick???