Gary Coleman Is Still A Little Ball Of Rage
Gary Coleman is not only the size of the Energizer Bunny, but he also has the tenacity of that bitch! Just a few days ago, Gary was rushed to the hospital after he had a seizure. Well, Gary didn't let that shit interfere with his trick whoopin' ways, because the goblin was arrested in Utah yesterday on domestic assault. This mug shot was born from that arrest. It looks like a promo picture for a children's theater production of The Shining. RED RUM: "Watchoo talkin' about, Wendy?"
The NYDN reports that cops put Gary into a pair of Fisher Price handcuffs at 1:30 in the afternoon on Sunday and took him in for one count of misdemeanor domestic assault. It's unclear as to when the incident took place.
Since Gary could easily slip through jail bars, the cops threw him into a padded cat carrier. Bail has been set at $1,725, but Gary can't come up with the cash so he's still in jail this morning.
The victim's name is being kept under wraps, but it's safe to assume that it's either his wife or maybe a three-legged puppy. Let's go with the former since Gary has a history bringing the rage on her. In the past, she claimed that he threw a fax machine. Gary's wife was also arrested in July and charged with one count of misdemeanor domestic violence.
One of my friends (imaginary, of course) sent me Gary's mug shot and said it will chew at my ankles in my nightmares tonight. That's not going to happen to me since every time I look at Gary's mug shot I see THIS:
Yeah, not that scary. And if that doesn't work on you, just picture him standing on 3 phone books. That might make it less nightmare-inducing.
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Submitted by LASux on Tue, 01/26/2010 - 4:02am.
Since when do they allow blacks into Utah?
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Who are "they?" Are you trying to be funny or what? If so, FAIL.
Gary has got the piercing eyes and those sultry, pouty lips down to a tee. He's a shoo-in for the next season of America's Next Top Model: The Midget Cycle. Tyra's surely gone all out this time around!
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"If anyone needs me I'll be in the Angry Dome!" — Professor Farnsworth
Submitted by A Noun _is a pe... on Mon, 01/25/2010 - 11:23am.
Geez, don't insult The Brain like that.
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exactly what i thought when i saw Brain's pic..
I imagine him like that Dwarf, in the movie Elf who flips out on Will Ferrell.
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david Letterman- hey slut -- you calm down too . Submitted by luscious_t 1/22/10
I think if I was only tall enough to dunk a waste paper basket...I'd be a little pissed off too.
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You don't fuck with an angry dwarf.
It's definetely not human. In which jungle did they discover this unknown specie?
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¿Por Qué No Te Callas?
A padded cat carrier! LMAO!
don't ask me why...i feel sorry for Gary Coleman.
I want him to get a job on the Tv show "The Smoking Gun's World Dumbest......"
Hey they have Willis on there..they have other "celebs" like danny bonaduce, leif garrett, tanya harding, daniel baldwin......why not Gary Coleman.
Get him a job!!!!!
I love the Fisher Price handcuffs comment, MK!! : )
"Since Gary could easily slip through jail bars, the cops threw him into a padded cat carrier."
lmao - seriously too funny
he looks like a gremlin
when did he get so damn ashy?
What are we doing tomorrow night, Brain?
Same thing we do we do every night, Pinky, we gwan put a beatdown on a bitch!
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The Stains Movie! ~ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hC03__ow-aQ
He looks really stoned.
"You cross me again Rosie & I'll make a handbag out of you."
Aww, chucks, he's adorable! Just like Verne Troyer in a lobster bib or a bear costume, peeing in a corner.
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"If anyone needs me I'll be in the Angry Dome!" — Professor Farnsworth
MK, this post had me in stitches! Thank you!
There comes a time in a man's life when he has to quit blaming others for his woes, look in the mirror and face reality. Gary Coleman is lucky to be alive. He's out of the entertainment business. Go forward with life. No one can solve his height issue. Why fixate on it?
He could be in Ethiopia trying to catch a chicken!
Ghetto Yoda - lmao!!!!!!!!! Little fucker needs an ass kicking to give him a new perspective on being a prick!
"Since Gary could easily slip through jail bars, the cops threw him into a padded cat carrier."
"FisherPrice handcuffs"
Gotdamn that's funny.
GC is a prime example of a child star believing his own hype, thinking that the money and ass-kissing will never end, and being absolutely unable to adjust to real life once the applause and attention has stopped. Sad. Funny too though!
i think gary looks like yoda...except he's not using the force in the right way...
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Fisher Price cuffs....LOL.
Glorious post, MK :D
Ha! Love the pics on this story.
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Geez, don't insult The Brain like that.
I wonder if he gets cornholed during his trips to the clink? The inmates sit him down on their rods and little Gary sits and spins.
thegobbler
i made you a lanyard
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MK is on FYAHHH w/this post; btwn that and all your comments, Imma die of laughing this morning.
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Come and play with us, Gary. Forever...and ever...and ever....
Submitted by Plecostomus on Mon, 01/25/2010 - 10:07am.
Submitted by michelleb on Mon, 01/25/2010 - 10:03am.
He looks like that evil leprechaun from that Leprechaun movie. I wonder if the victim in the case is Jennifer Anniston.
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Now don't you be feedin' that Brangelina Vs. Jen fire. Angie might end up adopting this here poor unfortunate soul and THEN with Maddox she'll have TWO attack dogs, just like Gozer the Gozarian in Ghostbusters.
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Jenny just needs to see the light, make another Leprechaun movie. This scene from Leprechaun 5 was better than every romantic comedy she has ever made!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mlufxatPxnA
Plus, if she hooked up with the Leprechaun it would be like dating a co-star AND getting a baby friend-tabloid HEAVEN!!!!!!!!!!
Brad and Angie SHOULD adopt Gary Coleman as well as Todd Bridges. BUT they have to bring back Mrs. Garrett from season one to straighten all their shit out.
HE LOOKS LIKE A FUCKING ANGRY PINATA
Ok, is there an exorcist on call? Gary Coleman is scaring me.
The evil glare of The Brain and the actual brain power of Pinky methinks.
Submitted by EvilShoe on Mon, 01/25/2010 - 10:22am.
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Thats too bad, maybe for some of those contracts, there's a term limit of like 10-15 years or something.
I've said it once and I'll say it again: It's one self-hating black man who voluntarily moves to Utah.
Submitted by EvilShoe on Mon, 01/25/2010 - 10:20am.
He just needs a steady piece of ass
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lmao - DON'T WE ALLLLLLLLL!!!
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
Submitted by parkerj on Mon, 01/25/2010 - 10:20am.
Submitted by ILoveRArmitage on Mon, 01/25/2010 - 10:15am.
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Those shows are syndicated. His parents are probably still collecting the syndicate money, and not Gary.. all the old TV timers still collect syndicate money.
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I doubt it. Mary Ann (whatever her real name is) from Gilligan's Island said (to me personally when I met her) that most of the old shows don't get continued money like that, including Gilligan's Island. She gets no money from reruns now.
He just needs a steady piece of ass, that's all. Remember, he said him and the wife aren't having sexay times.
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Submitted by ILoveRArmitage on Mon, 01/25/2010 - 10:15am.
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Those shows are syndicated. His parents are probably still collecting the syndicate money, and not Gary.. all the old TV timers still collect syndicate money.
Yeah, so I'm trying to picture him as The Brain or standing on a pile of phone books, but I'm still pretty sure he just sucked my soul out of me with his relentlessly evil glare. Sweet Jesus, I'm gonna have to sleep with the lights on tonight!
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I like boring things.
The Shining. RED RUM: "Watchoo talkin' about, Wendy?"
now THAT'S a good one!!!
!Ay carajo!
Submitted by parkerj on Mon, 01/25/2010 - 10:00am.
I still think its sad that his parents live it up on his acting money, while he's going from one minimum wage job to another....
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Surely there isn't any acting money left now, is there? He hasn't "acted" for almost 30 years if you can even call what he did acting. Acting a fool is all he does these days.
Anyway, if there is any money left then his parents need to be financial planners since they know how to stretch money out for 30 years. That's even better results than Goldman Sachs and Charles Schwab can produce.
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I don't want to possess you, I wish to marry you because I love you.
Look back... look back at me.
Are you coming home with me?
I would lmao if the cops had pictures of his wife's bruised knees.
All these constant arrests make it look like Gary found a whole new way to stay in the news.
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Her ankles must be raw, from all the bites.
UGLY is too kind
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Submitted by michelleb on Mon, 01/25/2010 - 10:03am.
He looks like that evil leprechaun from that Leprechaun movie. I wonder if the victim in the case is Jennifer Anniston.
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Now don't you be feedin' that Brangelina Vs. Jen fire. Angie might end up adopting this here poor unfortunate soul and THEN with Maddox she'll have TWO attack dogs, just like Gozer the Gozarian in Ghostbusters.
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Oh God. Gary Coleman is one scary little Tazmanian devil. If there was a chupacabra: it would look like Gary Coleman in this picture.
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I love Pinky and the Brain
Gary, not so much
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