Friday, January 22nd 2010
The Bearded Sparkle Vamp
RPattz decided that the unicorns who frolic through his magical forest hair need a weekend place where they can sun their nipples (do unicorns have nipples? Ask Mimi), so he grew out a little patch for them further down south.
This is RPattz arriving at his hotel in London today with a second-degree case of the Billy Goat Brads on his face. But unlike Billy Goat Brad, RPattz's beard is a field of gold. Yes, RPattz's beard is what Sting was really singing about.
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Twitards will give their first born just to be closed to that horrible beard. Bitch Face is having fun with that awful looking hair, probably enjoying that smooth feeling..the guy is hot, even when he looks like a homeless, he is probably stinky and drunk half the time, but i will hit that..totally, no hesitation
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I'm with Triston: I find him unattractive and the stench just reaches through my monitor and makes me gag.
*hurling*
I have a thing for noses, I dont know why they fascinate me. I love his nose, a guy has to have a good looking nose for me to even begin to think he's hot.
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Bobbo should join the Hells Angels.
Never saw the appeal as he ıncessantly looks staınky/skeezy and other adjectıves that descrıbe unkempt.
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Whorever, he has that lovely public school thing going on (which in the Uk is actually private school). Love a bit of that. But wait, does that mean he has seperated himself from his sparkly bad actress lover for more than a second? The Twihards will be hitting those keys in frustration and sending out their hatemail as we speak.
mhm - i think he looks just fine..
maybe i'm too fed of the bill kaulitz' and lamberts and so on.
I'm sorry but if you wanna see a man that can sport a beard than Rpatz you need to take notes from Jake Gyllenhaul. mmm mmm good
OMG I dont even think this guy is cute... but with a beard, damn! He's sexy! Wow! It must because I'm newly single :(
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Submitted by shandi on Sat, 01/23/2010 - 12:42am.
Why are so many men now trying to grow beards?
@shandi...I think most men go thru a period where they want to assert their testosterone level, so growing a beard is part of that ritual. The level of "ladyboy" Hollywood men is reaching critical mass, so face fur is an assertion of masculinity. It's always an epic fail if the beard looks like cat hair that ended up stuck to the face of a Ken doll.
"What's your motto?" "Kill everyone NOW"
Why are so many men now trying to grow beards? They're gross and just catch crumbs. Besides, not many men can pull it off, and Rob can NOT pull it off. He looks like crap.
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Yo, I'm so down with RPatz's beard. I'd fill it with manglue until he'd have to have it removed by one of those murder scene tidy-up crews.
"What's your motto?" "Kill everyone NOW"
God it really bugs me when a tv show or movie takes over the world, and nobodies claim instafame and fortune. what did they do? They got lucky, that's all.
Trust the Gorton Fisherman.
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Ick.. He sooo can not pull off a beard.
I still most definately would. Until the cows come home. And then a few hours more.
Bitch looks even smellier. *holding little sock monkey nose*
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
a little too serial killery for me...
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so that's where joaquin phoenix's hobo beard went!
I was going to say he finally looks great for the first time. I never thought he was attractive. But this beard seems to balance out his heavy eyebrows.
I have to admit I like his beard...somehow it looks cleaner than what the hair on his head usually looks like
UGH! I hate this guy with a passion! I don't who are the unbathed masses who think that this nasty, smelly, piece of work is hot? I bet he smells like shit a mile away.
Submitted by kittymuffin on Fri, 01/22/2010 - 6:20pm.
he looks like Tom Hanks in that movie with the volleyball
wilson
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I feel sorry for him, despite his million$ in winning$ from "Twilight". I wonder if he's going to turn into Joaquin Phoenix?
he looks like Tom Hanks in that movie with the volleyball
wilson
I don't get the appeal. I thought he was hot in Harry Potter, but I don't think he is Teen Idol worthy.
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He looks even more unattractive than usual, he deserves some kind of medal for accomplishing that feat.
He looks unclean.
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Submitted by EvilShoe on Fri, 01/22/2010 - 6:08pm.
lol@"Forbidden FruitS"
They should have had a pic of Pattinson.
Submitted by EvilShoe on Fri, 01/22/2010 - 6:08pm.
I was in a drug store last night and saw these Valentine's Day Sweethearts for sale, they had these Twilight dumbasses on the boxes and they said "Forbidden Fruit" for the flavor.
They've been selling those dumbass things since last year. I'm sure that candy that sparkles isn't something you want to eat.
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I just don't see the attraction to this guy, he looks like he had his face kicked in by a horse.
He still looks like Frankenstein.
I was in a drug store last night and saw these Valentine's Day Sweethearts for sale, they had these Twilight dumbasses on the boxes and they said "Forbidden Fruit" for the flavor.
http://www.sugarstand.com/images/wt/sweethearts-theatre-size.jpg
http://thebitchywaiter.com/
I just don't get it with him. Is there something hot that I just don't see? Please someone explain to me...
Referencing a lame Sting song, MK? I know it's Friday, but come on!
Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Fri, 01/22/2010 - 5:44pm.
YUM!!!!! Thanks MKKKKKKKKK.
*dies*
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I knew MJT had mah back!
*pinches own nipples*
ETA: ISMU, I had no idea you were down.
*scribbles a heart and smiley face next to ISMU's name*
Time flies when you're a drunken whore.~MK
He's going grey already.
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Dealbreakers: Man He No Good For You by Lesbian Yellow Sourfruit
I don't mind it. He's more manly looking, less teenage/feminine looking.
Oh - speaking of feminine .... the gay pirate and his hair beads are coming back.
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I've never seen a movie with this guy but I still think he's quite attractive...
This guy does nothing for my lady regions.
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I can not endorse this. Beards usually give points, not take them away.
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Submitted by xerquina on Thu, 11/12/2009 - 1:59pm.
suckandfuck you are by far the most vile person here
Submitted by Few Words on Fri, 01/22/2010 - 5:50pm.
THEY BARTER
WARTS FOR SCABS
Thats okay. I didn't want dinner anyway.
I wish I could pant with you, ISMU and MissJane, but that beard KILLS my girlrection. It looks itchy - for him and my nether regions. But I do like the new sweater!
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Submitted by Dog on Fri, 01/22/2010 - 5:42pm.
I think I saw him in the back row at a truck stop I went to for gas. He was with a he-she named Bonita and they were trying to agree on a price and who would blow who.
THEY BARTER
WARTS FOR SCABS
YUM!!!!! Thanks MKKKKKKKKK.
*dies*
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Take a bow, freak. Jack-n-the-hat 10-5-2009
For what purpose was this created? A goddamn project for whore school? Sophie_003 10-6-2009
I think I saw him in the back row at a truck stop I went to for gas. He was with a he-she named Bonita and they were trying to agree on a price and who would blow who.
He looks like a serial killer. Sessy.
Lol prov. Damn auto fill
Ulvy? What? Uncle Ben?
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I'd still hit it till it limps and cries for it's mom.
He's growing out his beard for his next "roll". No, really. Bel Ami.
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