Joaquin Phoenix Resurfaces!
The last time we left Joaquin Phoenix, he was looking like something you might find stuck on one of the Kardashian's used waxing strips. And he was also doing that "rapping as performance art" thing. This was a few months ago. Well, Joaquin took a long Calgon bath and danced a beautiful dance with a BIC. Joaquin is now back to looking like the dude you used to flick your genitals to while watching Ladder 94.
Joaquin joined Liv Tyler and Noah Cyrus' less famous sister in a promo for To Write Love on Her Arms, a suicide prevention organization.
It's nice to see hot Joaquin again, but I'm not sure it was a good idea pairing him with Miley Cyrus. Miley's voice makes all of us want to crawl under a bridge and live there for the rest of our days.
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That made me want to kill myself.
I would bend in ways I'm probably not flexible enough to maneuver for Joaquin.
Um, Michael K?! You didn't mention one thing about that hot piece in the very beginning of the video next to joaquin. Who is that peen, er I mean guy?!
Submitted by missy on Fri, 01/22/2010 - 3:25pm.
To Write Love on Her Arms is an AWESOME organization.
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And thank the good lord YOU'RE here to tell us what that stands for so we might actually remember it. *eyeroll@Miley and her crew of enablers*
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Submitted by ronnyk on Fri, 01/22/2010 - 6:05pm.
HEY! That's my post from You Tube!
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Forgot to add the link, but credit were it's due *bows*
HEY! That's my post from You Tube!
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Submitted by Aerialgreen on Fri, 01/22/2010 - 4:56pm.
*phone rings"
Miley: "Um, like hi? this is Miley, can I like help you?"
Caller: "My wife and kids just left me, I lost my job and have no home or savings, I have no friends or family left, I want to kill my self!"
Miley: "Uh, um....like don't? feel better now, I can, like uh, sing to you?"
Caller: "FUCK THAT SHIT!" *gun shot*
Submitted by missy on Fri, 01/22/2010 - 3:25pm.
To Write Love on Her Arms is an AWESOME organization
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I would agree-I belong to their FB group, but MILEY CYRUS??? Why the fuck would they choose that stank bitch?
"You still owe me $1200, shetbag"
Cat-loving, Walmart-shopping, trailer-living, fag-hagging new dlisted member at your service!
OMG...Miley just jumped in and ruined the whole video. Idiot. I don't care how rich that kid is...STFU.
I'm glad Joaquin decided to shave. I liked him in that M. Night Shyamalan movie.
*phone rings"
Miley: "Um, like hi? this is Miley, can I like help you?"
Caller: "My wife and kids just left me, I lost my job and have no home or savings, I have no friends or family left, I want to kill my self!"
Miley: "Uh, um....like don't? feel better now, I can, like uh, sing to you?"
Caller: "FUCK THAT SHIT!" *gun shot*
Miley: "YeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEaaaaAH durs a partay in the USAAAAAAAAaaaaaAAAAAAA"
.......... aaaaaaand scene!
Submitted by kanderso on Fri, 01/22/2010 - 11:59am.
I am proud to say I don't know who the fuck Justin Beiber is.
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Some wussy looking kid that I guess girls in middle school go crazy for. I was in middle schoool about 10 years ago and I guess we all fell for the same ugly wuss guys then as well. It was Nsync and 98 Degrees at the time, I think. But this Justin Beiber guy looks stupid and ugly, I dunno how he got popular with kids.
I never really found Joaquin Phoenix desirable. He looks like a sissy and a drug addict. Yuck.
To Write Love on Her Arms is an AWESOME organization.
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Hysterical! Like something stuck to a Kardashian waxing strip. Toooooo damned funny:))
I love Joaquin. He is sexy as well all clean shaven. He got robbed not winning in his role as Johnny Cash.
Joaquin (aka Leaf) used to date Liv so nice to see they still get along! Both vegans!
I don't get it... why asking Miley to do this shit when every time she opens her fucking mouth I feel like killing myself?
On the other hand, Leaf looks good. He's probably on medication though. Which team does he play for, anyway?
This is great! Let's get all the hollywood slaves on a variety show.....Oh wait.....that's already been done.
oh yarrr when did he get back to being sexy,
last time I saw this guy he had passed the other side,
mmmmmmm that's a happy one,
though god this girl's voice irritated the shit out of me.
Could you imagine:
Hi, like this is suicide prevention my name is Miley. How are you today?
OMG! That's the forth one tonight!
oh god all I kept thinking while watching that long ass video was shut the fuck up. let them kill themselves, Joaquin looks hot, the guy in the beginning was talking too fast was he on speed. shut the fuck up. what the hell where they talking about?
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slap me silly and call me Sally...
Oh and speaking of the Disney whore, Miley. This video says it all:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Cam3hFUENQ
Submitted by Plecostomus on Fri, 01/22/2010 - 12:10pm.
Justin Bieber's that little Canadian dyke, n'est ce-pas?
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oui, Justin Beaver comes from my homeland I'm embarrassed to say.
Submitted by bitch please. on Fri, 01/22/2010 - 1:00pm.
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LMAO!..no kidding. I'm sure Miley Cyrus yammering away is the last thing a suicidal person needs to see.
Submitted by SpiceDong on Fri, 01/22/2010 - 11:06am.
I always wondered how could he be related to River Phoenix...they look so different...maybe he was adopted.
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Actually, River looked very different from everyone else in the family except his mom. Joaquin looks very much like his father and sisters. I wouldn't be surprised to find out that River had a different biological father.
OT: This PSA, or whatever it was, really sucked. I haven't seen many of Joaquin's movies but thought he was really good in the Johnny Cash pic. The guy does have some talent.
oooh Joaquin! No other male celebrity produces my own personal panty pudding than him--when he's showered and in shape that is. I'm shallow like that.
Always got hot for the crazy ones.
Wasn't he once in love with Liv--and she dumped him for her now ex-hubby?
No more Hobo Rap Circuit™... awesome!
I have no clue what they were talking about. I put it on mute. I just wanted to see the hotness that's Joaquin. Love that he showered and shaved.
is it really appropriate to put someone as obnoxious as miley cyrus in a thing about suicide prevention? I would predict that more people would feel like committing suicide after watching her jump into the screen shouting "ME! MILEY CYRUS!"
fuck she is so obnoxious and unworthy of any attention at all. Makes me want to shoot myself in the face.
I was looking on the History Channel showtime line up (don't judge bitches) and they have this show on the history of Hillbillies (really) and who is narrating this shitfest? Billy Ray Cyrus.
I'm disowning the History Channel.
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Submitted by sushi on Fri, 01/22/2010 - 12:24pm.
Miley is such an ugly cunt. There's no question in my mind that the Cyrus family has sold their souls to the devil.
Actually, they sold them to Disney, which is essentially the same thing.
It's like some weird L.A. thing. Like a bored rich kid whose father works with celebrities had a cool idea. Still...
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Miley is such an ugly cunt. There's no question in my mind that the Cyrus family has sold their souls to the devil.
God, that whole thing made me want to have absolutely nothing to do with that organization. Being completely obnoxious isn't usually the way to hook people.
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awwww that was kinda cute....and he looks hot again. yayyyyyyyyy
On another note, Liv looks beautiful in this. Love her! And so seemingly nice and normal, unlike a certain ear-drum abusing cuntrag whose name I don't want to mention anymore today.
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Submitted by Centaurious-
She looks like Nell teaching Gilbert Grape.
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ahaha!
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urmomma- yeah, that was a sad moment, used to always watch that movie.
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Justin Bieber's that little Canadian dyke, n'est ce-pas?
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Submitted by Soultonic on Fri, 01/22/2010 - 12:05pm.
WARNING:
Children..Joaquin wants you to know that you should leave your wrists alone, otherwise, he will grow his Rip Van Winkle beard again and run around the park naked with a trench coat flashing all the little boys and girls.
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ACK! NO! DON'T DO IT, KIDS!
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Breakdown, that is hilarious! Sick, but HILARIOUS!
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wıth her Daddy.
I canot waıt for the E! Hollywood True Story.
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Submitted by kanderso on Fri, 01/22/2010 - 12:03pm.
Hopefully that means she won't be around for as long as Madonna has been. Because that would mean, like, forty more years of Miley and I don't think I could take it :)
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LOL! Yeah, that's EXACTLY how I think about it. On the upside, my prediction is she'll make it another 3, LiLo out on us for 2 more after that and then show up on Celebrity Rehab 10 years from now.
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Submitted by Centaurious on Fri, 01/22/2010 - 12:02pm.
She looks like Nell teaching Gilbert Grape.
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LMAO.
Oh.my. I just remembered that scene where Johhny Depp beats up Leo...my heart sank a 'lil and I think I am depressed. UGH.
Time flies when you're a drunken whore.~MK
Re: my comment below, same thing with Justin Beiber. There was a post on TMZ (?, I think) about how he made some appearance at the mall and someone yelled that he was in some store and then the store got mobbed. His manager got charged with creating a disturbance or something like that. Then people read that and go, "well, he must be popular because he's getting mobbed at the mall" when it's more than likely just PR bullshit.
Joaquin must still be high doing this raunchy ass video with Miley. He is looking quite dapper however.
WARNING:
Children..Joaquin wants you to know that you should leave your wrists alone, otherwise, he will grow his Rip Van Winkle beard again and run around the park naked with a trench coat flashing all the little boys and girls.
Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 01/22/2010 - 11:55am.
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Hm, interesting observations. I would guess that Miley doesn't have the brains that Madonna had, or the drive (she was handed fame as a child and child stars tend to take fame for granted, unlike Madonna who always busted her ass for it). Hopefully that means she won't be around for as long as Madonna has been. Because that would mean, like, forty more years of Miley and I don't think I could take it :)
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Submitted by cuntygolightly on Fri, 01/22/2010 - 12:00pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 01/22/2010 - 11:55am.
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you mean that madonna wanted to become a housewife? or britney?
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Britney. They didn't WANT to spend money on Madonna at first. She made them want to. And she ended up shitting in the industry's face too - and it did take it's toll...but, like I said, Madonna's built for that game.
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Submitted by kanderso on Fri, 01/22/2010 - 11:59am.
I am proud to say I don't know who the fuck Justin Beiber is.
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She looks like Nell teaching Gilbert Grape.
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