Brit Brit Gots'a Big Dick
If you staggered into your cubicle this morning with chunks of crust hanging off your eyelashes, the musty scent of regret (smells like pubic sweat, well drinks, and canned refried beans) on your bref and wearing whatever the dirty laundry basket happened to cough up, then let these pictures of a beautiful magnolia blossom make you feel like you just stepped out of a frosted episode of Dynasty.
To play fair, it's not like Brit Brit is running off to meet the Quween on the Scene or anything. Brit Brit is leaving the gym. Although, you know she would wear this to meet the QUEEN OF ENGLAND, which is why she'll always be one of my fashion icons. People of Walmart, take note.
And do you think Brit Brit even knows who the "dick" on her shirt is? She probably thinks he's a character on Family Guy.
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BRITNEY!!!
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She loves dick:)
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Hollywood Gossips
Submitted by urmomma on Fri, 01/22/2010 - 10:50am.
Submitted by HOTNEY on Fri, 01/22/2010 - 10:47am
Please stop.
Leave the gobbler alone.
Please.
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Thanks urmomma!
I totally get her not looking "perfect" after a workout-I don't wear makeup to the gym...But THE POCKETS!!! Just tuck them in. It's not that hard.
"You still owe me $1200, shetbag"
Cat-loving, Walmart-shopping, trailer-living, fag-hagging new dlisted member at your service!
Oh that's a classy way to try to get some action over the weekend. Nice and subtle.
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There's nothing like a little black pussay
Man, you are really gross today, MK. Barf.
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Looks to me like she's been working out, the attire is then understandable - I'm not saying she's not bat shit crazy, it's just understandable.
I can't pick on her for being a schlub when she is just going to work out.
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The tears we shed
This is the fear
This is the dread
These are the contents of my head
- Annie Lennox "Why"
Today Brit will find out if she can be an adult take control of her own life (I'm guessing NOT! Daddy spears will keep control of his cash cow)
While Christina Aguilera will take the stage to help raise money for Haiti.
*sniggers*
I can understand why Brit fans hate on Christina
BIONIC. The new album by Christina Aguilera. March 2010
http://www.last.fm/user/SpiritDreaming
shes working out, calm down people. does she have to wear makeup and do her hair to run and lift weights??? we wouldnt even see this pic if it weren't for the creepy paps stalking her. You go Brit! Get it right get it tight!!
Submitted by NOT IMPRESSED on Fri, 01/22/2010 - 11:46am.
I like her "music" but I really don't understand her. I cannot wrap my mind around the fact that someone worth over ONE HUNDRED MILLION DOLLARS consistently looks like shit. Not just sloppy, but poor. It TRULY boggles my mind.
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Glad you put music in quotes.
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Corporate whores sucking on satan's cock:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Cam3hFUENQ
Hire people to look good
she just got outtta gym for fucks sake oh and tabs profit more on trashy stories then good stories ..so paps pickin worst pictures for a reason ! FACT
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Cooter and Penis Club member
Like a sweaty hog corpse. Oink.
You can really see her extensions in this lighting. It does look like her hair is finally long again.
I will try dog! :D
"I would like to be called an inspiration to people, not a role model - because I make mistakes like everybody else. When I'm offstage, I'm just like everybody else. "
Miss Britney Spears
Submitted by TheBreakdown on Fri, 01/22/2010 - 12:04pm.
I co-sıgn on what M.E. saıd.
And ıf her Daddy ıs gettıng paıd all that money to make her act rıght, then ıt ıs hıs fault for lettıng her out the house lookıng lıke a wombat on crack.
He should have deductıons taken from the hefty check he gets to 'look after' her.
Cuz apparently ALL he ıs doıng IS lookıng.
I bet she smells lıke rancıd swamp pussy 24/7!
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LMFAO at wombat on crack. BWAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAH!!
And sick of the thought of her stank.
I co-sıgn on what M.E. saıd.
And ıf her Daddy ıs gettıng paıd all that money to make her act rıght, then ıt ıs hıs fault for lettıng her out the house lookıng lıke a wombat on crack.
He should have deductıons taken from the hefty check he gets to 'look after' her.
Cuz apparently ALL he ıs doıng IS lookıng.
I bet she smells lıke rancıd swamp pussy 24/7!
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No sympathy here either!!! She has CHOSEN to dress like shit, look like shit and act like a retarded kid from Romper Room, hell, scratch that, she's a reject from Romper Room.
She has enough money to hire people to make her look good, yet she lacks the ability to bath herself on a daily basis.
Fuck her.
Damn! Now I got it stuck in mah head!:
Womanizer Womanizer, sanitize'er sodomize'er!
♥ Threadkilla!
The Stains Movie! ~ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hC03__ow-aQ
I have no sympathy for Brıtney because
1) ıf she ıs crazy she needs to be ın a shack somewhere for demented hıcks and nowhere near the paps
2) she ıs worth more money than God but she always looks lıke she ıs weeks away from a bath.
EPIC FAIL!
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dog -
cant u piss & chew at the same time
open up your heart
sanctify
sanctify yourself
set yourself free
-simple minds
Submitted by HOTNEY on Fri, 01/22/2010 - 10:44am.
maybe she should just go guzzle diet coke and sit in the steam room waitin for somebody to push a dick in her like the doughy bitch she is.
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NOW you're talkin'!
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I like her "music" but I really don't understand her. I cannot wrap my mind around the fact that someone worth over ONE HUNDRED MILLION DOLLARS consistently looks like shit. Not just sloppy, but poor. It TRULY boggles my mind.
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Douchechill!
TUCK YOUR POCKETS IN SWAMP WHORE!
OMG OMG PICKLES!!! I had no idea, that's freaking HYSTERICAL!!! the before picture
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"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
Hotney, no offense but would you mind combining your posts a bit? This one-after-the-other thing is bugging my eyes.
morning eye crust
bad breath
dirty scalp
these are the things girls are made of
And everyone ıs always commentıng on Brıtney's mınd when ıt's her cranıum that ıs obvıously ın need of a serıous marathon.
u
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is brit's shirt advertising for what she needs?
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That is a weave. She has always been virtually baldheaded. Bitch had better weavologists before 2007.
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I like living this way. I like loving this way.
I was talkin bout how good her body has been looking.
but your right about the rain, she will look worse because of that.
"I would like to be called an inspiration to people, not a role model - because I make mistakes like everybody else. When I'm offstage, I'm just like everybody else. "
Miss Britney Spears
Damn FLATBUSH, TOO FUNNY¬!
i gotta admit that i loove soda though ahahah never go to the gym to get one though! :P
"I would like to be called an inspiration to people, not a role model - because I make mistakes like everybody else. When I'm offstage, I'm just like everybody else. "
Miss Britney Spears
Submitted by HOTNEY on Fri, 01/22/2010 - 10:44am.
nobody looks good coming out of the gym
if you do, then you are not workin out like Brit. she hits it HARD in there, you can see the results.
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I think it's just rain...see how the cars are wet too...
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On Angelina Jolie... If I want something with a big shiny forehead and throbbing vein, I'll play with my pecker...
jazzfish_77
Submitted by pickles on Fri, 01/22/2010 - 10:28am.
I'm ashamed that I know all this shit but here goes: He is her agent/manager. Her parents like him and thought he'd be a positive influence (he's older -- late 30s I think). The makeover worked and they've supposedly been dating for awhile and there are rumors that Britney's been pushing for a ring.
All the money in her back accounts couldn't make me screw her if I was a guy. Yuck. He must be really made of teflon.
The good news is that you're covering this waste of oxygen less & less MK. Can't imagine she knows who Dick Nixon was.
@Hotney
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
PREACH!
I can't stand people who say " Oh umm on diet y'all, I gots mah diet coke har har"
Bitch Please! That diet coke will still damage your insides same way as regular coke
Dumbfucks and their soda fixes !
Also when they start pushin" oh atleast I don't drink coffffee!"
Bitch u getttin same caffeine in yo nast soda! yah fat piggy
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Cooter and Penis Club member
When I'm offstage, I'm just like everybody else. "
Miss Britney Spears
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yes, just the other day I put on my pink wig, got into my Mercedes and did a bunch of gas station drive by's and stole a lighter.
Leave Britney alone
"I would like to be called an inspiration to people, not a role model - because I make mistakes like everybody else. When I'm offstage, I'm just like everybody else. "
Miss Britney Spears
Submitted by HOTNEY on Fri, 01/22/2010 - 10:47am
Please stop.
Leave the gobbler alone.
Please.
Time flies when you're a drunken whore.~MK
Submitted by thegobbler on Fri, 01/22/2010 - 10:46am.
gobble a bowl of dicks
"I would like to be called an inspiration to people, not a role model - because I make mistakes like everybody else. When I'm offstage, I'm just like everybody else. "
Miss Britney Spears
At least tuck in your pockets you sloppy, slovenly, sloth-like hoor!
"You still owe me $1200, shetbag"
Cat-loving, Walmart-shopping, trailer-living, fag-hagging new dlisted member at your service!
nobody looks good coming out of the gym
if you do, then you are not workin out like Brit. she hits it HARD in there, you can see the results.
maybe she should just go guzzle diet coke and sit in the steam room waitin for somebody to push a dick in her like the doughy bitches and gays do when they shoyuld be on cardio.
"I would like to be called an inspiration to people, not a role model - because I make mistakes like everybody else. When I'm offstage, I'm just like everybody else. "
Miss Britney Spears
Submitted by Dog on Fri, 01/22/2010 - 10:00am.
Thank you! And he would be who? Why are they so hard-on for her to hook up with him?
I'm ashamed that I know all this shit but here goes: He is her agent/manager. Her parents like him and thought he'd be a positive influence (he's older -- late 30s I think). The makeover worked and they've supposedly been dating for awhile and there are rumors that Britney's been pushing for a ring.
Here's a pic of him before the weight loss and hair dye: http://ifitandhealthy.com/wp-content/images_celeb/jason-trawick-weight-l...
I swear to GOD she always looks rode hard and thrangled.
HO needs to ınvest ın a mask for any outıngs.
EPIC FACIAL FAIL!
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Well after 2 or so hours of intense shit in the gym u won't even care enough to look any better then she does on pix
so I ain't gana say anything ....there's a reason why hats and big shades exist
Fuck now I have urge for nysc :[
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Submitted by Raul Duke on Fri, 01/22/2010 - 9:13am.
Why all the workin' out, is Fall Out Pussy going on tour again?
HAW!
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"No escapin' when I start
Once I'm in, I own your heart"
you can totally picture the bald head in these shots - that's all I see - anybody else get that when they see her? She should get bangs or something to help my memory lose that image
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I don't care whom NBC puts on @ 11:30 - my ass will *still* be watching Colbert!
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Brunette is clearly not for everyone.
I wanna know which one of you mean sluts ran Jimmy Bocca off? Brit's posts are not the same without him. :(
Time flies when you're a drunken whore.~MK
Christ I wish this crazy whore would hurry up & kick it up a notch already. Messy hair ain't cuttin it. She's got court soon. END THE CONSERVATORSHIT!!!! WE NEED BATSHITNEY BACK!!
LOL@Britbrit's royal attire...Shitney's the Queef of England...BLIMEY Y'ALL!!
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"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"
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Submitted by pickles on Fri, 01/22/2010 - 9:47am.
That's Jason Trawick. Story goes, he was a fatty fatty peppermint patty and Britter's parents got him a makeover so she'd fall for him.
Thank you! And he would be who? Why are they so hard-on for her to hook up with him?
OMG is that my presidente Zapatero on the t-shirt?? :O I didn't know those existed!!!