Thursday, January 21st 2010

Vintage Christopher Walken

Despite popular belief, Christopher Walken did come out of his mother's womb as an old man who takes no shit from shit. No, once upon a Three Wolf Moon, Christopher was a young, powdery, hot piece of ass who made the young ladies drop their lace handkerchiefs and reach for the smelling salts. And this picture is proof!

I seriously want to print this out in sepia, put in a locket around my neck and run through the wheat fields with a parasol in hand.

via WOW Report

Posted by: Michael K


dirksunboy's picture

Wow, I had no idea. Hotness. Love seeing proof of how hot actors like this and DeNiro and Voight were back in the day.

What a story.

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Condi the ingrown toenail's picture

He was at his most gorgeous in "Next Stop, Greenwich Village," a '70s movie about young bohos in NYC. He really had that spooky James Spader-ish I'm-so-pretty-for-a-SERIAL-KILLER thing going on. He's also amazing (and amazing looking) in a dancing scene in "Pennies from Heaven."

z-listed's picture

This picture reminds me of Jon Voight in "Midnight Cowboy".

But Walken looked his best in "The Deer Hunter". WHOA! Was he a cutie!

RasKimmie's picture

My, my, my, just when I thought my poonash was closed for the winter....

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slippy's picture

Was he even LEGAL in this pic or just yummy jail bait ???

Why's he got Sloth-eyes?? Yikes!

nono's picture

Love him and those freaky eyes. Deer Hunter is one of my favs but I haven't watched it in a loong time because it literally fucks me up for days. Like I get the major sads for days because the acting is so incredible and the roulette scene stays etched in my head. No movie but that one ever does that to me.

He has an almost ethereal, androgynous quality here. Angelic - which is funny b/c he was AWESOME in the Prophesy movies.

More cow bell!

I met him at a party in the early 80's and he was take-your-breath away sexy.

He makes any movie better

DeccaQuinne's picture

He looks like one of those not-quite-as-illegal-as-Death-in-Venice gay porn stars I'm told they had around in the 70s (obviously I did no research).

ChoniBee's picture

Christopher Walken is the dreamiest! I love him circa Deer Hunter, heroin addiction segment. Mmmmmmm

freshfacestripper's picture

ive always thought he was mad sexy!

LASux's picture

Even then he had those psychotic children of the damned eyes.

TheBreakdown's picture

Everyone can be hot ın theır 20s

OK well almost anyone.

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theresapop's picture

WOW...young chris looks just like my boyfriend in his high school years....haa i always used to say he looked like a young james spader but this picture looks more like him than james does its in the eyes...oh and the hair my b/f had that same hairdo from the time he was 3 till he was a teenager who wants to start styling their hair...so cute

Submitted by PussyCow on Thu, 01/21/2010 - 6:16pm.

I totally had a crush on him as a kid after seeing him in The Dead Zone. Yes, I'm that old.

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me too! on both counts : )

but his eyes here are very
'i do hallucinogens regularly", no? the right one is an inch lower than the left.

i'd love to eat a meal with him.
and then eat him

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Submitted by PoodleLover on Thu, 01/21/2010 - 8:55pm.
The comment about running through a wheat field while holding a parasol reminds me of David Walliams on "Little Britain."

'But I'm a laaady! I do lady things like bathe in rose petals and skip through daises.'
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speakit's picture

whatevs, he was hottest in the Weapon of Choice vid.

madonnabeso's picture

he looks like a fuckin' psycho!

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Cunty LaRue's picture

he looks like a civil war soldier I want to fuck

little_rascal's picture

He's 50% Scottish and 50% German. His mother was an emigrant from Glasgow, Scotland, his father was an emigrant from Germany.

DESIGNER GENES's picture

I love this man so much, and GOOD GODDAMN I always suspected he was a hot piece in his youth (he's still a very handsome older man). I was just watching THE DEAD ZONE the other night, the David Cronenberg/Stephen King movie; he made that when he was 40. He was so gorgeous in it, and played the role beautifully. Everything he's in is golden...even A VIEW TO A KILL (with Grace Jones)!

"SHE'S BLIND, YOU JACKALS!"

shandi's picture

I just watched Last Stop, Greenwich Village the other night, and this is exactly how he looked in that movie.

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angel_i's picture

Despite popular belief, Christopher Walken did come out of his mother's womb as an old man who takes no shit from shit.
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HOT DAMN! I wouldna believed that without a picture but HOT DAMN! What a picture! WOW.

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Wanted's picture

MK, please remove this photograph. I hold no intentions of mass producing my panty pudding and am in no need of so much sessiness. Thank you.

PeppyBismilk's picture

@PeoplePerson- Yes, LOOOVE Ms. July!

LawDog's picture

OK, I just read prior posts, why would anyone think Christopher Walken killed Natalie Wood. Everyone thought her husband did it. Robert Wagner. They thought he pushed her overboard.

Bitch Ipsa Locquiter (The bitch speaks for herself)

LawDog's picture

Christopher Walken is awesome. He was in this movie called "Suicide Kings" with Denis Leary that was really good. He was also one of the best parts in "Pulp Fiction" where he explains to a young Bruce Willis that he kept his father's watch up his asshole while he was a POW.

Loved him in "Joe Dirt" too. He was also too funny when he hosted Saturday Night Live.

I never knew he was so yummy looking on top of being so talented.

I LOVE that he answered the trick or treaters in his underwear!!! I hope he isn't really a dick though, that would be a bummer.

I love Will Ferrell too but heard he is a major butthole, which gives me the sads.

Bitch Ipsa Locquiter (The bitch speaks for herself)

Looks good, but his eyes are weird.

pomegranate's picture

Yep...this is why he was the man of my dreams for years (still love him, in an old-grandpa type of way!)...

fuzzyslippers's picture

Wowwwwww! I had no idea he was that hot!

I don't know if this has been said before, but the reason that Christopher Walker has been in so many (strange) movies is because of the fact that he very rarely turns down a role that's offered to him.

azgirl's picture

Wow! Who knew?

PoodleLover's picture

The comment about running through a wheat field while holding a parasol reminds me of David Walliams on "Little Britain."

'But I'm a laaady! I do lady things like bathe in rose petals and skip through daises.'

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easyaspie2's picture

Who knew he was so fucking delicious? I want to make a time machine and go back just to lick his chest. Wow!

peopleperson's picture

Nice avatar Peppy. You like Miranda July?

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Hot.

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little_rascal's picture

@ Sucky&Fucky

You can see the whole "The Deer Hunter" totally free on youtube. It's in 19 episodes, one coming right up after another, just enter ' The deer hunter 1978 ' into youtube search.
I watch hundreds of movies on youtube, I love classics!

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Submitted by little_rascal on Thu, 01/21/2010 - 8:21pm.
@ PutSomeStankonIt

You have to see "The Deer Hunter". It's a very powerful and brutal movie, tremendous acting. It's about Vietnam War and American soldiers returning home from that war. It has Christopher Walken, Robert De Niro and Meryl Streep. Absolute must.

i love the deer hunter...'MOW"

Zappy's picture

Dayyyyyyum. He was also excellent in the epic movie...Joe Dirt.

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Submitted by PussyCow on Thu, 01/21/2010 - 6:16pm.

I totally had a crush on him as a kid after seeing him in The Dead Zone. Yes, I'm that old.

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Give me Walken and a 70's era Clint Eastwood and I could die a very, very happy woman.

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Submitted by little_rascal on Thu, 01/21/2010 - 8:21pm.

@ PutSomeStankonIt

You have to see "The Deer Hunter". It's a very powerful and brutal movie, tremendous acting. It's about Vietnam War and American soldiers returning home from that war. It has Christopher Walken, Robert De Niro and Meryl Streep. Absolute must.
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It is a good movie. And it has Robert De Niro's sweet bare ass in it.

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Submitted by xerquina on Thu, 11/12/2009 - 1:59pm.
suckandfuck you are by far the most vile person here

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@ PutSomeStankonIt

You have to see "The Deer Hunter". It's a very powerful and brutal movie, tremendous acting. It's about Vietnam War and American soldiers returning home from that war. It has Christopher Walken, Robert De Niro and Meryl Streep. Absolute must.

Crawford67's picture

That is so faked....Still I would do him.

rotten_egg's picture

Holy shit, man!. I'm in love with Christopher Walken and I already saw him old and wrinkly, now this picture proves he's a truly hot piece of man.

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PeppyBismilk's picture

James Spader and Ian Curtis If They Mated.

cadebra1961's picture

Oh wow! I just came like 3 times....whew!! Thanks for posting this, MK.
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gines's picture

he's got that young tom petty sex appeal in this pic. i can't explain it.

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