Heidi Montag Is Living The Dream!
Heidi Montag, delusion's favorite spokesperson, said that she truly believes her album Superficial is destined to become the next Thriller. According to Wikipedia, Thriller has sold an estimated 65-100 million copies worldwide. Well, Heidi only has only 64,999,342 copies to go before she touches Michael Jackson's pinky toe, because UsWeekly says her album was downloaded only 658 times in one week.
For some of you this, little info is your own Shiba Inu webcam. It will turn your bitchface into a smiley face for the rest of the day. Bitch really is taking us HIGHER.
Heidi claims that she went flat broke putting her album together, because she spent almost $2 million of her own money on it. Heidi went on to queef, "The songs will make an impact in pop history." Nielsen Soundscan reports that these historically important songs have been downloaded 6,000 times collectively.
The thing is, you know 657 of those downloads came from Spencer. The other download was made by the US military who uses it as a tool of torture.
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You can sample her album on Amazon. I couldn't go on past song three.
http://www.amazon.com/Superficial-digital-booklet/dp/B00334TSTY
Plastic fantastic. Until she turns the central heating on. http://tinyurl.com/yblw8lw
oh and that pic is before the plastic monterization.
fucking lol on that Higher video,it seems Spencer produced everything and pocket the 2 million from Heidi cause that video is just her and a cheap Hand-held camera,wow!
She is totally idiot.
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2 million dollar MY ASS.
The fucking Rolling Stones never spend more than a million per album !
(Submitted by ScarfnBarf on Thu, 01/21/2010 - 4:31pm.
I predict suicide in this chick's future. Seriously. She believes her own hype, but no one is buying it. There is nothing wrong with having dreams and aiming high, but she has set herself up for inevitable failure.)
100% AGREE!!
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Id be pretty pissed if my big fat fake boobies got all squished by a tanktard thingy.....she may lose a few more bucks paying for that shitty photo shoot...
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MUST.HAVE.THOSE.SHOES.
WAIT a minute! I thought she fixed that chin. The only thing that really needed fixing and it grows back, man that sucks!
She has generic Barbie doll face now. She looked better before...I want to puke now 'cause I do think she has a nice body, but she has fugly ass long toes (oh the horror!) I'm glad she wore shoes her...like really GLAD! Whew!
"When dick is rancid, you know as soon as you pull the fly down. Seriously, you can smell it right away. It's like a week-old grilled cheese sandwich lying on a hot subway seat in the middle of August."
I hope she's finally going to show those new and improved funbags in the next playboy porno shoot.
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Submitted by TITS on Thu, 01/21/2010 - 8:40pm.
she says that was traumatic? she was passed out? wtf is traumatic about that?!
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Exactly! She was in an after care facility with an EMT and nurses by her side, but they called the plastic surgeon in on emergency because her breathing was off? What exactly did the plastic surgeon do that the EMT and nurses couldn't? Reposition the nose? Rearrange the tits to take pressure off her lungs? She is just making this shit up as she goes along - none of it makes sense.
You know what's happening? The wealthy are just subjecting us to shit that we have to put up with in our own families already. We all have to go to the horrid community play and watch the terribly boring Banking Awards show and listen to the "I'm still learning" music of our kids and now the rich are making us do that for their children too. RUDE!
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I think I dislike her more than Hilton and Kardashians. Something about her. That's sad.
LMAO bitch has issues in her head!!
Coma Caca!
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Submitted by Rebitcha on Thu, 01/21/2010 - 8:17pm.
I really like her shoes.
me too
she has nice legs
Submitted by ScarfnBarf on Thu, 01/21/2010 - 8:24pm
she says that was traumatic? she was passed out? wtf is traumatic about that?!
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Whoever said delusional is soooooo correct. Her face looks softer now, but she's only 23..and she won't be satisfied forever.
Her attitude and personality still suck. But she'll never understand what a dipshit she is.
Here's the latest on her self promotion - she's playing the death card -
"I had too much Demerol like Michael Jackson did and my breathing was five breaths per minute which is like almost dead. (I was) in an aftercare centre, there were nurses that were supposed to be tending to me at all times," she said.
"So thank God, Charles, one of my security guys used to be an EMT, and he was timing my breath on his watch and he called the nurses.
"They had to put oxygen on my face and called my plastic surgeon to come in for an emergency. So, it was a very traumatic experience for me."
She's getting tangled in her own web.
I really like her shoes.
i just googled before and after pics...and my word, she was so much more interesting and fresh looking before ANY surgery...now she's just another in the Wildenstein school of plasticity....
I bet the 2 million was almost entirely spent on autotune...
This album is the antithesis of Thriller. UGH.
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Are any of the songs actually good?
Although I'd hate to pay Spencer with my download!
She reminds me of Jayne Mansfield. A misguided woman with bad management who'll end up with her fake face plastered into a windshield.
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LOL!!! Spencer probably downloaded the "album" all 658 times.
Cute shoes, though.
These are old pics from before she got her DDD's and new face.
I can't wait to see her new ass cheeks implants.
She has pussy peddler face. Recently, I came across a hot bbw dating cite.
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That is one delusional TWAT - God, I hate this bitch & all the rest of the reality douchebags like her. FUCK OFF HEIDI, you suck mooseballs in every way imaginable!!!!!
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u can't even get off on writing hate mail or not buying this bitches shit cuz she truly is delusional she just won't get why ppl hate her or that they r not buying her music. which makes it really unsatisfactory to pick on someone who is too stupid to get it. it's like trying to pick on spongebob
If that is a post-op pic, it just goes to show how important lighting, angles and make-up are to creating an illusion of beauty. They were able to accomplish it somewhat on the People cover - not so much with this shoot.
Heidi has less real beauty than STAINS.
One of the reasons Barbra Streisand didn't get a nose-job was because she feared it would change her singing voice. Heidi obviously had no concern about that. Maybe she hoped it would create one.
I call bullshit on 2 million dollars; that might be what Spencer told her but there's no fucking way. For one thing they've been depending on her getting interviewed about the surgery to promote the album so they aren't really throwing cash into that yet.
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2 million dollars? Is that using Dr. Evil math, or is this talentless hag trying to hide money from the IRS?
Submitted by TEE on Thu, 01/21/2010 - 3:57pm.
Next will be "Addicted to Pain Killers..."
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truth.
addiction to pain killers and a sanctimonious use of 'god' often go hand in hand.
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THREE WORDS, DISGUSTING, DELUSIONAL, BITCH...she will NEVER amount to anything more than a porn star...what a piece of trash...EPIC AND MAJOR FAIL FOR HER...EPIC!!
epic fail.
Is this the New Face Heidi, or Old Face One?
Getting so's I can't tell no more.
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hahahaha i read this yesterday on us' website and i thought it was so hilarious. she is such a joke and such an embarrassment. her life is so vapid and pathetic, and really shame on me for commenting on this crap. if people ignore her, she'll go away. she's just another no talent chick..
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She looks Tori Spellingish in this picture
I predict suicide in this chick's future. Seriously. She believes her own hype, but no one is buying it. There is nothing wrong with having dreams and aiming high, but she has set herself up for inevitable failure.
I don't believe for one second her album cost $2million, or anywhere near one mil. If she released to album under her own label, she is not only saving $ right there, but any # can be thrown out there and she has no one to answer to. Besides, I can't think of one "artist" who has disclosed how much $ the making of their record cost. And furthermore, if she went broke making this album, how could she afford all the plastic? That shit wasn't free.
Has anyone besides her husband and the voices in her head defended what she is done and doing?
Anyone, Hasselbitch, any member of the GOP, a religious type?????
And of no one claims her by defending her, can she just melt away????
And where did this Scrag get $2million???
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Submitted by Hekki on Thu, 01/21/2010 - 4:02pm.
The most galling thing about her is that she's a "Christian".
Now, personally, I don't think god hates for us to be sexy, but the right wingers do, and she is one, so how does she reconcile the photo above with her "religion"?
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I don't think the right wingers have some agenda against sexy people... maybe they just don't like vapid plastic surgery fake tittied disgusting sluts representing them. I doubt the left wing wants her ass speaking for them, either. Why do you choose to bring politics into it? I'm not really attacking, just curious.
Who takes the time to write about her and take her picture? She must be paying them as well.
This vapid cunt is an A-list celebrity in her own mind. What is really sad is that people actually take pictures of her, put her on their magazine covers and write about her. She makes the Kartrashian sisters look like the Mandrell sisters. She makes Kim Zolciak sound like Celine Dion. She makes Tara Reid look like Meryl Streep. Need I go on? Heidi, please bend over so far that you insert yourself into your plastic veejay and disappear forever.
The most galling thing about her is that she's a "Christian".
Now, personally, I don't think god hates for us to be sexy, but the right wingers do, and she is one, so how does she reconcile the photo above with her "religion"?
Next will be "Addicted to Pain Killers..."
I just went to her Youtube page people actually comment on her great she is, her music ALL sucks BTW.
This is like some of the ass clowns that try out for American Idol. How in the world, do they think they can sing? Can they NOT hear themselves? Ok, yeah, you may sound pretty good to yourself, but if other people shudder....you suck.
I would bag her and tag her.