Birthday Sluts

Happy Birthday to all bitches in the world...

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Hollywood Gossips

Happy Birthday to D-Listed and to MEEEEEEE!!!!! You are my long lost slutty twin sister. Words cannot express the joy you bring me. Here's to many more. Love YOU MK!!!!!!!!!

Happy BDay to Sonny Chiba & Rutger Hauer!

Last but NOT least...Happy Birthday to the current love of my life ("current" cause I'm a slut), D Listed! I love you like I love cake! (I'm a chunky, cake-eating slut!)

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"It's hotter than two rats fucking in a wool sock!"-Trish Suhr of Clean House

53? i need to lay off the classic movie channels, that nearly made me have a heart attack.

I am also drunk...did I tell you that!!! LMAO* The cake is delish!!! that'll learn me - NEVER DRINK THE EXPERIMENTS!!!!! I heard that somewhere...there is probably a good reason for that.....Green skin is NOT good.
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"Escandalo! Okay, I'm totally making shit up." ~ M.K. 08/31/09

Happy Birthday D-Listed from your slutty scientist...Here I typed you a cake

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....I said I am a scientist...not a fuckin' cook!!
I love you M.K., you cunt! *all in love*

CHEERS!
Toonkinstein!
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"Escandalo! Okay, I'm totally making shit up." ~ M.K. 08/31/09

Thanks for five amazing years, Michael. You and DListed are the best!

Happy birthday my beloved Dlisted! Don't tell anyone I just gave a 5yo a lapdance, okay? Michael K, you are the hottest slut of all time!!! But you know this. XOXOXOXO

Happy Birthday Dlisted!

I will always treasure my days at work in 2007 when the Britney fiasco was going on. HOURS of reading comments and stories and I wanna thank you MK!!

also for bringing us La Pequena, Phoebe Price, and Queen Lucite! :D
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"I fucking drink beer and party!"
I survived Hurricane Ike!!!

Happy Birthday, Dlisted! Still the classiest $5 whore on the internet. What an achievement!

Congratulations... and here's to another five years of hot sluts, hot peen, and chicken cutlets.

Your sister in Christ,
La Lencha

Happy Bangday D-listed!!!! I don't know where my life would be without you. I'd probably a sweet a humble Sally homemaker-type instead of the gold-digging, homewrecking, hellraiser with a prostitude ("pay me to lay me" attitude) that I am so proud to be today.... I owe you a lot. I'm utterly inspired.
early to rise- we gotta get paid
early to bed- we gotta get laid

5 Years? No shit!

Happy Birthday to my favourite slut in blog and human form.

Yours is the only site I have to visit every day so please keep on givin' er. You make me blow snot.

xxxxxx

Happy birthday, DListed!!
love, your favourite FagHag
xoxoxoxo

HB D Listed, Long may you run.

Awwww, happy birthday dlisted, you old whore!! It seems like yesterday I found you when you were just a little bitty thing on blogspot. Here's to many more!! *glass clink*

Happy Birfday DListed (drunk already in celebration of birfday)! Even though I am a recent poster, I've followed this glorious gossip/blog site for a while. (moment of seriousness) DListed/DListers is/are one of the best sites/group of bloggers I have ever encountered. May Michael K. and DListed have many more birthdays to come!! *humanity's sanity depends on it*

Happy Birthday Dlisted! I don't miss a day of this website! Best website ever!

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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK

*Sniff-Sniff*

Funny you dont SMELL that old.

Happy peepaw times, dlisted! Purple dranks on me.

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Happy B-Day D-listed..you are the best!

Hey! Where's the love for Robin Zander of Cheap Trick? Happy 57th!

I knew the D was a hard bitch to quit but I didn't know why and now I do.

Happy happy to all us round headed bitches out there.

Chita Rivera is the bomb...was listening to her as I read this she was singing 'Rosie' w/ Dick Van Dyke on the classic Bye, Bye, Birdie. I know, I'm not gay enough yet but I soldier on :)

She’s a very sensitive lady
She’s always at the breaking point
She’s always on her guard
She’s the fairest of them all
She loves her adderall
She’s kicking out the windows in your car
'The Felice Brothers'

Happy Birthday Mariska Hargitay (46)...I'm going to Cougartown!!!

A Special HB to Dlisted...it's been about 3 years for me and the only blog really worth reading for entertaining comments.
I try my best to add SOMETHING to the already funny comments and hope that some people appreciate it.
I wish Dlisted many more birthdays.

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Happy bitchday, DL! Long may your gay fag wave (THE TYPO STAYS).
And fuck me, is Chita Rivera Glamberace's grandmere? Me sees some resemblance!

happy birthday, dlisted! LOVE u!

'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'

HB Marish, you hot hot bitch!

Happy day dlisted! May you live long enough to comment on the lives of Brit Brit's kids forever!

Happy Birfday DListed!!! MK you are amazing. I hope this continues forever....Never change. Xoxoxoxox^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
What's the opposite of making sense? The Comfort Wipe! -MK

Ah MK...5 going on 500! May you never run out of glitter, alcohol, and that finger lickin' good snark only Dlisted can provide.

"What's your motto?" "Kill everyone NOW"

Happy B-day Listed. Love you long time. ____________________________________________
Rudeness is a weak man's imitation of strenght.

An Eye for an Eye Leaves Everybody Blind!

Save an animal in a shelter: Http://dogsindanger.com

Happy birthday, Dlisted! Forever may you wave your freak flag! Love you, MK.

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"Tis a fucking pity.”

there comes a point, maybe after 60 years old, when jet-black hair just doesn't look right.

You don't have to go grey, but a gentler shade of blonde or brown is a lot less jarring looking,
on an 60+ year-old face.

I had jet black hair (from a bottle) from 16 to about 32 before giving it up. I loved it, but
I wouldn't dream of wearing it again in old age.

Thank you MK. Happy Birthday to the rest of the Dlisted! 5 yrs...we're growing so fast. cant wait for our quinceanera party.

Coma Caca!
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Happy Birfday MK!!!!!!!! You need your own show, a la Chelsea Handler.
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"Let me give you a little advice, girl stick figure, endorse something you know about. May I suggest breast implants? Your boyish figure is absolutely chilling." ~ Nicole Julian

HAPPY 5TH BIRTHDAY, MK AND DLISTED!!!!! Let's all get drunk and screw!

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"No escapin' when I start
Once I'm in, I own your heart"

Five years and I haven't missed a single day! DListed is THE best celeb site out there, hands down. No one does snarky and downright hilarious like MK. You are a true original, DListed, and I will love you forever!

Happy Birthday Dlisted! You old ho! Love you Michael, Thanks for the laughs!
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On Angelina Jolie... If I want something with a big shiny forehead and throbbing vein, I'll play with my pecker...

jazzfish_77

Happy BDay Dlisted!!! So happy to be a part of this slutdom.... brings tears to my eyes.

Chita Rivera obviously has had facial "upgrades"... so why in hell did she keep the honker nose??? makes no sense.....

Dlisted's bday is on the same day as one of my ex-girlfriends. Still luv uuuu, babe -- don't think I don't! :)

And they said it wouldnt last, CONGRATS on 5 great years where you told us the deal and no censorship! Love you, I cant believe I've been reading your blog 5 fucking years, wow, I still have no life. I remember you would have so many site probs back then and I'd be jonesing for a laugh from your delicate flower of a mind. Thanks Michael, you are the original and the bestest evah!

Happy Birthday Dlisted!!! I'll bring the gift by later.

I've been stalking you long before registering, and I am obsessed with you, dear Dlisted. Happy freaking Birthday!

Happy Birthday Dlisted and thank you to MK for toiling away all these live-long years. I've met some great people here and had lots of laughs. HB to Jeanne Moreau, Princess Caroline of Monaco (who *finally* ditched Prince "When I get drunk I pee in public" Ernst)& Mariska Hargitay: all royalty in their own way.

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Heaven Can Wait

Dlisted five years old! Why the ho doesn't look a day over 100! Oh well, love ya still the same.

Happy BD to Jeanne Moreau and Rutger Hauer!

Happy BD D-LISTED, you young hot slutstrumpetwhore!

I've been posting here just shy of three years and it's been life-saving at times. Nothing like a good laugh over MK spewing gold like "bumping oysters" and the many many many others I can't even remember right now (because I'm elderly like that).

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Memories of the year that lies behind us
Wishes for the new year yet to come
And it stands to reason that good friends in season
Make you feel that life has just begun

Yep, another ol' Blogspot friend here! Thanks for the best free entertainment of my day, MK! xox!

It really doesn't seem that long ago since we were all bitching on Blogspot.

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@ZiggyStardust:

I hate you! I hate you! I hate you!- angel_i

Happy Birthday D-listed!