The Photoshop Awards: OctoMom On Star Magazine
Star Magazine doesn't want you to fully digest food or feel any life in your genitals today, so they have put OctoMom on their cover with the words "My New Bikini Body." Sperm counts will drop!
I also have a feeling that supermarket checkout lines will be a ghost town this week, because when hos get a good look at this, they will abandon their shopping cart full of food and go back to bed! I think I'd rather see Glenn Beck's new bikini body (which looks something like this) than OctoCrazy's. NOT TODAY. NOT EVER.
In the issue, Octo claims that a back alley surgeon's rusty knife didn't help her lose the baby weight. Octo says it was equal parts exercise, diet and determination, "I wanted to prove to myself that I can do it on my own, naturally. My friends call me Rubber Band because I always snapped back so quickly after my other kids!"
No, they call her rubber band, because her uterus is being held together with one. And this loon didn't lose the weight with diet and exercise. Bitch's fat cells can't even stand to be near her, so they quietly slipped out the back door. Octo's uterus tried to be slick and go with them, but she has a tracking system on that bitch. It's not going anywhere.
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She is such a liar. Just like she didn't have surgery to make her look like Angelina. Sure thing, we believe you, you dumb bitch.
Oh, and last year she was making fun of Kate for having a square torso and no waist and now her tummy tuck has given her the exact same square look.
No surgery, my ass. Does she just forget that she splashed pictures of her obscenely stretched and stretch marked belly all over the internet last year? Does she think we just forgot the picture that scarred our eyeballs with horror?
Stretch marks DO NOT go away. Don't waste your money on creams people. Those half inch scars all over her belly would fade from the glaring purple of last year and would now be white. But they didn't go away. They were thrown away when surgeons cut that flap of hanging skin off her body. Does she really believe we are all so stupid?
Oh, and the people making fun of her large vagina need to remember that she had a C-section. Her pregnancy did not affect the size of her lady part. All you gentlemen can line up and have a nice time. Hurry, who wants to go first?
WHY?!?!??!?!?!????????????????????
*shoots self*
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I like living this way. I like loving this way.
I took me a while to even look at this picture because every time I try, my eyes shoot away independently. Then when I think I am going to get some relief, I look to the right and see Gerard giving the duck face while snuggled up with Jennifer Aniston. Wrong for so many reasons, Lawd a mercy.
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There's nothing like a little black pussay
She looks like she smells like parmesan cheese in her butt cheeks. She's very nasty and gross.
there is ABSOLUTELY no way that is natural. you cannot diet and exercise away that amount of excess skin. not possible. that's why former fats have to have surgery all over. her belly button even looks doc-created. lying cow.
Octomom is just straight up nasty. I suppose Star Magazine paid for her surgeries. Perhaps if we don't buy the magazines or watch the tv shows, she'll go away...maybe.
I'm guessing the next thing she'll have to do for more attention is get married.
She's sort of boyish looking in the midsection but I won't lie, she doesn't look bad if you think about the fact that she's had 18 kids...
Whoa, she has no curves at all and is totally straight with no hips or thighs from the front, but she has a big rounded behind from the side view. I think she's got butt implant.
Dude, there is no way that is what she looks like IRL. We all saw the pic of her with the alien pod belly... After birth, her belly probably looked like a giant piece of chewed bubblegum. The stretchmarks would have faded out by now, but there would be so many... LOL!!
How would she even have time to exercise with that many kids? Sure, she's gonna be moving all over the place all day, but she probably never set food inside of a gym unless it was for a photo-op.
Who paid for the boob job? Omg, this woman... She is repulsive!
PUKE.
GO THE FUCK AWAY.
octowhorey put a bucket over your head
ugly is not the new skinny bitch
the high tide needs to take her
jaws is hongray
Even if she had gotten a "bikini body" by working out and dieting, which we all know she did not, would that be magazine cover worthy? What the fuck? Not like I read Star before, but I definitely wouldn't after this fuckery.
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Personally, I think Steven is just one of those natural crackheads. You know, those hos who act strung out, but aren't. They are primarily known as "Born-Again Christians."
Ugh. I think I just lost my appetite.
"When dick is rancid, you know as soon as you pull the fly down. Seriously, you can smell it right away. It's like a week-old grilled cheese sandwich lying on a hot subway seat in the middle of August."
Submitted by Rdeadline on Wed, 01/20/2010 - 12:01pm.
This makes me sad, then I remember her son hitting her in the face with a screwdriver.
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Just wait until he stabby stabs her in the earhole with it.
She lost the weight, boobs got bigger and no stretchmarks - from diet and work out, huh?
Bullshit.
Submitted by vidz on Wed, 01/20/2010 - 10:56am.
http://www.celebritysmackblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/nadya-pregn...
That's the most disgusting thing I've ever seen in my life.. and I've seen some disgusting things.
Where's a thunderbolt when you could really use one? Why pray WHY hasn't God struck this monster down yet????
as if my day couldn't get any worse, now i look up and see this lying heifer...
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what you gonna do? tell mom and dad I put your dick sucking list on facebook?” – "i love facebook like you love cock..."
Shar Pei - *chokes on water*
BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAAHAHHAAH!
By the way, she totally had lipo and a tummy tuck and breast implants, more lips shit.
You can tell the totally took too much from her inner thighs because they don't have a natural shape. And they took from the hips because she's so narrow.
I am sorry. She is ugly. She is trying to be Angie Jolie.
I know Angelina Jolie and you, Miss Skank, are no Jolie!
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There's no crying in butt sex!- Michael K
OH COME ON!!! SERIOUSLY, WTF?!?!?!?!
Why, Michael K? Why do you torture us with this bullshit??? You don't love us anymore???
It was bad enough to see that Kate bitch with bad extensions, but now this Octomom cunt is in a biniki, fucking up my eyes??? I don't need this, honestly.
I was hoping she was going away, but she's coming back in full force! I pray her show BOMBS! Like the Gosselins, I want her gone!!!
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There's no crying in butt sex!- Michael K
-"Submitted by tsklala on Wed, 01/20/2010 - 12:31pm.
Fine. I'll be the gullible one... so, ummm, how did SHE erase the stretch marks?"
With a sanding machine. ;)
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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.
Oh come on ... we all saw the picture of her stomach extended beyond believable capacity with EIGHT BABIES. I may be stating the obvious, but there is no way that little boy figure with zero curves and a flat stomach is the result "working out and dieting."
Two words for this lying beast: utterly revolting.
Fine. I'll be the gullible one... so, ummm, how did SHE erase the stretch marks?
@rotten-egg
As we're are finding out more and more frequently, almost every damn thing is down to genetics. Never since Freud, has more blame fallen on our mamas.
@jack: hmm... boys are a good source of protein.
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"I'm not bad, I'm just drawn that way."
Eh, she still has that 80-pound forehead that's crunching over her mug. Bet she doesn't get water in her eyes when she takes a shower.
Submitted by vidz on Wed, 01/20/2010 - 11:14am.
And to all moms and former fatties on dlisted, is there a way to get rid of stretch marks? And don't give me no cocoa butter shit neither.
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TELL ME TOO! That's the ONLY schtick that makes me look at a magazine, achally - stretch mark removal. I've seen a hundred remedies but none of them have worked yet.
♥ Threadkilla!
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them. ~ Joseph Heller
Octomom definitely cannot tell the truth. Her mom said that during an interview.
The mother of 14 thinks someone is going to marry her? Really? Why would he? She's vapid and nuts.
Next thing you know she'll become a lesbian.
California may go broke due to her kind.
Submitted by vidz on Wed, 01/20/2010 - 11:14am.
And to all moms and former fatties on dlisted, is there a way to get rid of stretch marks? And don't give me no cocoa butter shit neither.
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an application of a rich protein based topical solution applied 3 times a day... *evil grin*
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
-"Submitted by vidz on Wed, 01/20/2010 - 11:14am.
And to all moms and former fatties on dlisted, is there a way to get rid of stretch marks? And don't give me no cocoa butter shit neither."
Sadly, nope. Stretch marks happen when the skin stretches way too much, way too fast (like in a pregnancy) and there is no way to get rid of them. I read that it's all down to genetics, your diet and how often you hydrate your body.. and even then, there is no way in hell to make sure you won't have them. Creams and lotions are bullshit to drain your money.
This ugly piece of mental illness DOES have stretchmarks on her belly and thighs, who are they trying to fool. And what the hell is that "No nips, no tucks, no lipo" crap?. This chick gave birth to a whole bunch of cockroaches, so don't tell me she didn't end up looking like a Shar Pei.
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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.
Well, surprise surprise! She found a way to capitalize. *DISCLAIMER: I'm not surprised at all - I was just waiting.
♥ Threadkilla!
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them. ~ Joseph Heller
i am so annoyed
why is she on a cover of a magazine
disgusting
This makes me sad, then I remember her son hitting her in the face with a screwdriver.
In every photo of this slimeball trying to look sexy, I just get distracted by the squirrel fighting its way out of her bikini/spandex/etc. Seriously, woman, shave that shit!!
@evil shoe
thanks. I heard it was the scratching that makes them pop up too. My mom's tummy isn't too bad, so hopefully i'm good. My 25yr old cousin on the other hand had 2 kids in two years,and I vomitted a little in my mouth when her swimsuit top rolled up a little.
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Submitted by azgirl on Wed, 01/20/2010 - 11:25am.
And to all moms and former fatties on dlisted, is there a way to get rid of stretch marks? And don't give me no cocoa butter shit neither.
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Sorry honey, no. Stretch marks are from the inside, you can't put anything on them to make them go away no matter what you read on packages.
I won the genetics lottery, I didn't get a single one with my ten pound son. You can't itch your belly (or anywhere else) when you are preggo, that's how they pop up. I used Anti-Itch cream to keep me from itching.
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"No, I'm not a pessimist. At some point the world shits on everybody. Pretending it ain't shit makes you an idiot, not an optimist." ShitMyDadSays on Facebook
And to all moms and former fatties on dlisted, is there a way to get rid of stretch marks? And don't give me no cocoa butter shit neither.
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Nope. They only fade they do not go away. My OB doctor told me I could see a dermatologist or to a skin center and they might be able to do a laser treatment, but that is $$$$$$.
What am I looking at? I am so grossed by her.
THIS FUCKING BITCH HAS NO GOD DAMNED JOB!! AS A CALIFORNIA RESIDENT AND TAX PAYER, I PAY HER FUCKING BILLS AS DO ALL THE OTHER FUCKING TAX PAYERS OF CALIFORNIA!!
FUCK YOU WHORE!
I PAID FOR YOUR BIKINI BODY!
snowpiece: i see you're hooked on russell! yeah, his tix were sold out hefore we even knew he was here too. mofo is making shitloads of money.
And to all moms and former fatties on dlisted, is there a way to get rid of stretch marks? And don't give me no cocoa butter shit neither.
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"I'm not bad, I'm just drawn that way."
...I'd hit it! *hangs head in shame, reaches for the shotgun*
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"Don't be afraid. I'm right behind you. Using you as a shield."
KittyCatastropher -- I totally agree with you. If this lying whore had work done, and we all know she did, they need to deduct the cost of it from her fucking checks that she's getting to support all those rug rats. Did anyone see on TMZ last week that her gym, where they filmed her working out, kicked her out for not paying her bills? I despite this piece of shit. The government will forever be paying from this cunt & her brood.
lifeslikecake - Heidi. At least I could finally have a way to shut that damn mouth of hers!
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
My last SINGLE baby was only 8 pounds and I couldn't do a bikini. Maybe because they used all their engineering prowess to put her back together after the c-section heard round the world and since it was part of the "delivery" it doesn't technically count as a tummy tuck. And her belly button is probably just a temporary tattoo. The real one quit that bitch a while ago.
Vidz: LOL It's not but I AM purty. It's Cat Deeley
BTW my bf and I wanted to go see Russell Peters @ Radio City but it was already SOLD OUT
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
Stupid lying bitch, you can SEE her tummy tuck scar in the pic.
@snowpiece
I never knew that was you. U preeety.
Also, I REALLY HATE this bitch. I can't stand people who have kids so irresponsibly, especially when she had special needs kids. And there's no way you can get rid of stretch marks like this : http://www.celebritysmackblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/nadya-pregn...
" No, they call her rubber band, because her uterus is being held together with one." I want to make dirty dirty love to you Mk.
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"I'm not bad, I'm just drawn that way."
Submitted by elmo533 on Wed, 01/20/2010 - 9:08am.
The most shocking part of the article--
Does she really expect us to believe she has friends?
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Dammit Elmo! That was the joke I was gonna use and you beat me to the punch.
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I'm a bilingual illiterate...I can't read in 2 languages. - Pet Shop Boys
Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 01/20/2010 - 10:46am.
Totally agree! Liar liar!!