Monday, January 18th 2010
The Photoshop Awards: Demi Moore's "Wanted" Ad
Ashton Kutcher's tampon changer clutched her pearls on Twitter when hos accused W Magazine of shaving off her hip with the Photoshop razor for their cover. So I can't wait to see what Demi Moore has to say about her perfume ad for Helena Rubenstein. Bitch looks like she gets her facials at the Mattel factory. And I think they might have pasted the cartoon eyes of a Disney Princess over Demi's real eyeballs.
Maybe this is Demi's way of letting the producers of the Mannequin remake know that she's capable of portraying a figure made out of plastic. Although, she could've saved herself some time and sent them a copy of Striptease instead.
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To give even more evidence to how fucking ridiculous this is: Demi Moore has BROWN eyes. Jesus Christ.
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She looks hot.
PhotoShop ın a bottle?
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The Photoshopper extraordinaire was a little too liberal with the removal of each and every conceivable wrinkle on Demi's photo. Even babies have finger joint wrinkles for cryin' out loud! Hell, even FETUSES have wrinkles!
Demi has been PS'd into a POD PERSON!
Submitted by Manimal5 on Mon, 01/18/2010 - 11:37pm.
Submitted by Italics on Mon, 01/18/2010 - 11:25pm.
It’s a shame she signed off to this advertising campaign. She looks like she was dipped in flesh colored rubber.
She looks great...but fake. They might as well have used this photo:
http://corndogger.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/celebrity-twitter-...
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Priceless!
Women really need to appreciate their beauty at every age and stop clinging to illusions. I have fine lines at the edge of my eyes when I smile. The first time I noticed them, my husband called them my joy lines. :)
Submitted by Italics on Mon, 01/18/2010 - 11:25pm.
It’s a shame she signed off to this advertising campaign. She looks like she was dipped in flesh colored rubber.
She looks great...but fake. They might as well have used this photo:
http://corndogger.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/celebrity-twitter-...
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It’s a shame she signed off to this advertising campaign. She looks like she was dipped in flesh colored rubber. Wait. Maybe that’s a subliminal marketing strategy to get men to buy more perfume! ;)
Nice pic! It must be the lighting.
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I love it whenever candid pictures of her come out, because IRL she has lines and jowls.
That photoshop pic of her actually looks good. I can't believe I just said that.
Gosh, that is photo shopped beyond belief.
The pic actually doesn't look bad. Unless Photoshop tweaked any Botox injections. Reminds me of Jennifer Connelly, IMO.
Moore doesn't bother me.
The only thing that's WANTED by me in that add is (are) her bracelet(s?). Me likey...
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Is this one of the avatars James Cameron rejected as being too fake looking?
Submitted by Centaurious on Mon, 01/18/2010 - 5:11pm.
It doesn't matter if she's "WANTED."
She could be on the FBI's "10 Most Wanted" list and no one could ever figure out who she is.
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Hahahaha!
Those photoshop bitches should be paid in gold for making this ho look like she is 30 again.
I can't believe she is vain enough to allow this fuckery. I know someone who has seen her in person and up close. She said her skin is absolutely incredible, virtually flawless. That ain't good enough for this bitch? I mean, honestly, if I were her and looked as good as she does for my age, I would object to this obscene amount of photoshop! (But since I'm fug and look like haggard hell, I'd be all up for that shit)
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Hah! She never looked like this IN HER ENTIRE LIFE! No woman has actually; what a joke on the dumbbells who end up buying this stuff.
I don't know what, if anything, Demi Moore and Halle Berry are doing but they still look like they've landed from the planet Eternally, Externally, Impossibly Beautiful
It doesn't matter if she's "WANTED."
She could be on the FBI's "10 Most Wanted" list and no one could ever figure out who she is.
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"You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think."
I hope the 18-year-old hand model got paid well to replace "The Claw".
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"You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think."
Overly-photoshopped no doubt, but you can still tell it's Demi Moore. What about Kim Kardassian's perfume ad a few weeks ago? In that one, you couldn't even tell it was Kim.
Photoshop can make a very old man or lady look young. They went a little bit overboard on the face it looks fake.
All I can say is that Photoshop has reached its limitations with Demi Moore.
Is that a perfume bottle she is clenching or Ashton's scrotum?
She has baggy nobby knees.
How is it that she looks better than she did in her early Brat Pack days?
She’s a very sensitive lady
She’s always at the breaking point
She’s always on her guard
She’s the fairest of them all
She loves her adderall
She’s kicking out the windows in your car
'The Felice Brothers'
She's so photoshopped it's more like a rendering where only her eyeballs are used. The rest is all CG. The girl in Final Fantasy Spirits Within looked more real.
Submitted by madam ex on Mon, 01/18/2010 - 2:29pm.
Fucking ridiculous, this bitch has NO wrinkles, I dont care how much money she has, I refuse to believe this whore looks like this even with having Ashtons cock in her everyday and nite, Im angry today people...sorry people.
I NEED TO GET ME PHOTOSHOP, how much is that shit anyway??
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you know it's not an accessory like a chihuahua that follows you around everywhere making you look good, right?
i mean... if ONLY!
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"harpo, who dis woman?" this doesn't look like demi moore (c. st. elmos fire- striptease- anytime!)
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Someone should find and post the picture of Dem's drunk, trailor park mom that posed for a low rent mag at 50+. This is the orgin of Demi's and Rumer's NATURAL Big-headed beauty and classy gene-pool. This woman looked like the boy from Mask.
The ONLY perfume she should be rocking is
Ode de Trailor Parc. Ummmm ... smells of bacon and beer.
I actually saw demi in person in Sun Valley a while back. Obviously this pic is smoothed to the extreme but goddamn, even in real life, her skin is incredible, particularly for her age. Very few wrinkles and sag. I don't know what she's doing (drinking the blood of virgins, who knows), but at least whatever she is doing isn't making her look like a tranny clown with eyebrows ready to kiss her hairline.
Fucking ridiculous, this bitch has NO wrinkles, I dont care how much money she has, I refuse to believe this whore looks like this even with having Ashtons cock in her everyday and nite, Im angry today people...sorry people.
I NEED TO GET ME PHOTOSHOP, how much is that shit anyway??
Someone needs to photoshop Rumer's head onto this.
Submitted by No Words on Mon, 01/18/2010 - 1:53pm.
You got that right.
Hell, I consider my ex and old bag, and she is yournger than me!
Submitted by david Letterman... on Mon, 01/18/2010 - 1:38pm.
Submitted by No Words on Mon, 01/18/2010 - 1:36pm.
David Letterman, your mom is 55? I'M 53! *slinks off, feeling like an old bag*
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53 isn't old! Just Demi Moore/
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Seriously, David...old bags come in all ages.(-:
Oh, david, you hot tease!
*blushes an even deeper shade of red*
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Plecco- Is it strange that I want to motorboat you right now!?
Pffft. Yeah, like this ad is so going to make women go out and buy this piss water.
Submitted by TITS on Mon, 01/18/2010 - 1:45pm.
bwahahahha *sharpens pshop tools*
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HAHAHAHAHAHAH I looooooove whatever diabolical schemes you are hatching, TITS.
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Submitted by Plecostomus on Mon, 01/18/2010 - 1:36pm.
Ta!
see? warp? never had call to use it... *sotto voice* until NOW! bwahahahha *sharpens pshop tools*
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i love old people as much as young people.
dont have a problem with wrinkles, saggin or memory problems
i do have a problem with bitches who fuck with themselves pretendin that they still have their eyesight and teeth like this OLD SCRAG and puttin shit like this out, who is she kiddin?
WE KNOW THAT SHE LOOKS NOTHIN like this.
and what the hell at her pubes? why is it like a fuckin afro crawlin outta her browneye? was it Jackson night at her gynecologists?
or is she just a HAIRY BITCH?!?!
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
"I would like to be called an inspiration to people, not a role model - because I make mistakes like everybody else. When I'm offstage, I'm just like everybody else. "
Miss Britney Spears
she has had many miscarriages, and tried to get her brother's sons away from him to raise herself. This is not a nice woman...I am in the know about this.
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Submitted by No Words on Mon, 01/18/2010 - 1:36pm.
David Letterman, your mom is 55? I'M 53! *slinks off, feeling like an old bag*
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53 isn't old! Just Demi Moore/
Sugaroo- Huh? Don't get the head comment.
Submitted by HOTNEY on Mon, 01/18/2010 - 1:32pm.
ashton is a douche and this whore hasnt had a period since moses came down the mountain.
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OH FUCK LOL!!! HOTNEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
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Submitted by xerquina on Thu, 11/12/2009 - 1:59pm.
suckandfuck you are by far the most vile person here
David Letterman, your mom is 55? I'M 53! *slinks off, feeling like an old bag*
Submitted by TITS on Mon, 01/18/2010 - 1:33pm.
Submitted by Plecostomus on Mon, 01/18/2010 - 1:11pm.
been meaning to ask - how do you make people fatter? skew?
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IRL, fried chicken n' chitlins'll do the trick.
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Submitted by lifeislikecake on Mon, 01/18/2010 - 1:27pm.
Heres what she really looked like that day
http://twitpic.com/1ty46
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omg the sickening comments! *blech*
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Submitted by urmomma on Mon, 01/18/2010 - 1:21pm.
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I love G.I. Jane, too, urmomma...liked Demi, but LOVED Viggo! *swoons*
The only thing missing is the wick that should be sticking out of the top of her head.
Submitted by david Letterman... on Mon, 01/18/2010 - 1:26pm.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Mon, 01/18/2010 - 1:10pm.
Submitted by david Letterman... on Mon, 01/18/2010 - 1:07pm.
I still see a mustache on this old bag no matter if she's Photoshopped or not.
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At what age does one become an "old bag", please?
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Sugaroo, I have always hated Moore and her stupid husband, so even when she was in her 20's, I would still have called her an old bag. Her years of smoking cannot be erased with PS or all the best surgeries around. She is an old bag. My mom is 55, and she is NOT an old bag. Just Moore, at any age. HATE HER. Worst actress ever, the David Caruso of women.
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Alrighty then! Dang! *asks for head back* :-(
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