Kate Bosworth's Life Is Still In Danger
Last October when Kate Bosworth was rumored to be grinding her bones on Alexander Skarsgard's bone, they both denied it. And even at the Golden Globes last night, ASkars still claimed his peen belonged to nobody. But Hollywood Life says they saw ASkars and Kate dry hump on each other at HBO's GG after-party last night.
Somebody should send Kate an application for the Witness Protection Program, because she might have to go underground once the crazed fangbangers realize she might be ASkars' regular fuck time partner. They are just like Twihards, except meatier.
This is what Hollywood Life cliams they saw with their own eyes:
The couple arrived separately to HBO’s Golden Globes fete Jan. 17 around 10:45. While Alex, 33, schmoozed and mingled, Kate, 27, stood quietly in a corner with her beau’s Blood co-star, Ryan Kwanten. But clearly, after minutes away from his lady, Alex was ready for a taste of her blood. Or her lips. Whatever.Like the best make-out moment in any movie, the Swedish star strode up to his diminutive gal pal, put her face in his hands and gave her a longgggggggggg, slow kiss. So Hollywood! It was almost like no one else was in the room: they stood in the crowded bar area of the Beverly Hilton’s pool area kissing like the world was going to end. Hot!
We even saw some booty action: after Kate wrapped her arms around Alex, she grabbed his butt. Can’t say we blame her – it’s a great butt.
After some giggling, whispering and snuggling, the two walked off together hand in hand.
The part that bothers my nipples the most is that Kate and ASkars walked off "hand in hand." If you were strolling next to ASkars, you'd walk hand-on-peen. Or vagina-on-peen. Or mouth-on-peen. Or anus-on-peen. Or earhole-on-peen. NOT HAND IN HAND.
Kate needs to seize every opportunity to jump on that Swedish meat........before the fangbangers get to her.
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Although ıt looks lıke Kate gaıned about a pound or two, she stıll gıves me the creeps.
Of course ıt could be that eye thıng.
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This girl looks just like nicole kidman...
I wonder if Alex could convince her to eat. I think the blonder she is the more emaciated she looks. He's generically good looking, so generic it's almost unattractive. Kate looks better as a brunette and with about 10lbs more on her.
"When dick is rancid, you know as soon as you pull the fly down. Seriously, you can smell it right away. It's like a week-old grilled cheese sandwich lying on a hot subway seat in the middle of August."
Skarsworth? Kalex? Worthgard?
He's a really good actor but he's developing the type of batshit crazy Amercian Idol type fans and that surely cant be good for his career.
He should watch it. She'd ditch him for a dude with a better profile in a quick second.
Alex is going down the Vince Vaughan road of premature eye bags.
He has a certain sensuality to him but he's way too white fish. Too sterile looking. Too Wonder Bread. He prolly does the missionary position with his zipper opened and his boinker flipped out.
Alex is pure sex!!
Jealous of the skinny minnie but I guess if they're happy and all... (*starts to cry uncontrollably*)
PS True Blood shoulda swept the golden globes wtf!
Hey, I think they're fuckbuddies, no more, no less. He's too European for her (more so than Orlando Bloom) and you know that some piece is going to hit on him hard very soon and he'll go for it, totally without guilt. Scandinavians are very, er, free about sex and love, and I doubt he wants to be tied down just yet, even by a mere casual girlfriend.
Submitted by Mrs Patrick Campbell: "Alexander appears to be a homosexual."
Agreed.
And he is way too skinny for my taste. Boy needs to eat something.
"To me, most of this dude's badassery comes from being Sgt. Brad Colbert in HBO's Generation Kill. SHIT that was a great show."
That's ICEMAN to you! It's too bad so few people saw that show. They were so brutally robbed at the Emmys. 'Little Dorrit' won instead. And you know just as many Emmy voters actually saw 'LD' as saw 'GK'. The only thing that put LD into the win category was the following calculation. *Mind of an Emmy Voter* Hmm..Generation Kill. Never saw it. Never saw the other one either, but let's see: produced by the BBC, featuring British Actors of Surely Great Import, based on a work by Charles Dickens, A Totally Important Dead, British Author.' *checks off Little Dorrit on the Emmy ballot*
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If love had a dick I would eff with it. But it doesn't (it has a no crotch like Barbie).
I bet a premium Box O' Wine that this grand love affair ends as soon as Straw Dogs opens in all markets. Any takers?
I've noticed that he often photographs looking like he's trying to touch his elbows behind his back.
Did he go to barbazon with mk?
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"If you were strolling next to ASkars, you'd walk hand-on-peen. Or vagina-on-peen. Or mouth-on-peen. Or anus-on-peen. Or earhole-on-peen. NOT HAND IN HAND."
LMAO MK. That is the only way to handle Askars.
And of topic, Stains better win Hot Slut of the Year!
I like them as a couple, I like KB too. She was so messed up after Orlando Bloom dragged her heart around, remember how she turned into a walking skeleton? Everyone deserves a little happiness and some sexy Swede in their lives, all I can get is an Ikea cabinet but damn, it's sexy.
I want Alex as Eric inside me now!
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This is so Barf!
I've never seen this guy in anything but he certainly looks hot to me. She's very cute when she's not too skinny, love her different colored eyes.
Alexander appears to be a homosexual.
Discuss.
Alexander appears to be a homosexual.
Discuss.
Good Lord, is she EVER going to go away? As far as celebutards only valued for their looks and who they're dating go, she's about two years past her sell-by date.
Askars as himself doesn't do much for me, but as Eric Northman? Yowza.
He's only hot when he is sporting a full beard. His chin is a tad recessive for me.
Waitaminute, it's because of Twilight fans they have to be undercover???
Or the Fat Butt Moms of Twilight fans?
Either way, LAME!
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Submitted by dandifiedviolence on Mon, 01/18/2010 - 12:25pm
she should take heed from that lady in white christmas vera-ellen or whatever, she was so anorexic it aged her rapidly and she had to wear turtle necks in all her movies cause her neck was so gross no one wanted to look at it.
Alexander is the hotness in his very unique Scandinavian way. Also very personable and down to earth (according to friends in Stockholm who have hung out with him). The man is pure sex appeal in Generation Kill.
Submitted by Plecostomus on Mon, 01/18/2010 - 12:32pm.
LOL @ jack's new avie!!!!
Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice one, dude.
*golf clap*
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
Jack, I didn't recognize you.
"They are just like Twihards, except meatier." Bwahaha,your a funny boy MK. Poor Kate, those meatier Twihards are going ape shit on the Alex boards.
God he looks meh in those pics. Is she sucking the hotness out of him?
Ya you know, Alex is a would fuck for sure but this other thing in the pictures looks like Katherine Faghagl or whatever her name is. HEEEGUL. SEAAAGUL. I am not sure who Kate Bosworth is.
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Submitted by xerquina on Thu, 11/12/2009 - 1:59pm.
suckandfuck you are by far the most vile person here
LOL @ jack's new avie!!!!
Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice one, dude.
*golf clap*
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Submitted by lifeislikecake on Mon, 01/18/2010 - 12:24pm.
AGREEEED. Jason Stackhouse is the hotness. This guy, I don't get...sorry MK.
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Submitted by dementa on Mon, 01/18/2010 - 12:23pm.
I don't get why hot dudes want her.
There's vagina in them thar hills!!!!!!!
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I have no idea who this dewd is.
How does this hag keep scoring the hawt men? She looks like the Olsen Troll's lost sister.
I can't get past the breast plate on this boney bitch... and as pale and girly as he is, he'd be a shoe in for the next Spidey movie....
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Submitted by dementa on Mon, 01/18/2010 - 12:23pm.
I don't get why hot dudes want her.
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Bitch is aging rapidly. Being too thin really fucks up your skin.
As for him, he's only hot in True Blood (the vampire aspect really ups his hotness).
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Fuck this dude, I'll take Ryan Kwanten. Now that's a hot piece of ace.
he's cute, but he's got major wonk eye in that one close-up pic
I don't get why hot dudes want her. She's generic in the face and hair, and her body looks like it's made out of matchsticks.
Thor straddling his wench (or beard?) in public... attention seeking whores, verily
Well, if you think he looks fiercely gay now, just wait to see him in whatever pseudo-spandex he'll wear next year when his Marvel movie debuts.
Submitted by Eileenie McMeanie on Mon, 01/18/2010 - 12:18pm.
Pleco, your chi chis are showing!
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And he would be who? I hate these award shows where everyone wears twee little ribbons (I suspect this is for the Haiti disaster)to show they "care". They don't.
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Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on Mon, 01/18/2010 - 12:14pm.
Are we going to start calling them Bos-Skags ?
very clever.. hmmm Silk Degrees "he's a dirty dirty dirty lowdown" ; )
I don't see his appeal, either. Pleco, your chi chis are showing!
"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living." Submitted by suckandfuck 12/14/2009 - 3:05pm.
That dude is so unbelievably gay.
And her legs look like sticks. She looked 100 times better when she was at a normal weight, instead of at a bulimic/anorexic weight.
Are we going to start calling them Bos-Skags ?
I like him. He kind of reminds me of a young
Cary Elwes.
I really hope this isn't in his future though..
http://www.gtsav.gatech.edu/students/studentcenter/images/july07/P_Bride
Meh, who cares.
Although, it does look like she finally ate something.
SHE'S ONLY 26 YEARS OLD????????????????? In what? Dog years? Ho-lee crap!
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KB looks like Granny Freeze. Or is it the other way around? Botox makes everybody look alike!
I don't get it, is it supposed to be a scandalous type affair?
Why? He's fug, she's just passable in the "meh" category.
So what's the big fucking fancy secret?
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