Julia Roberts Was The Mimi Of The Golden Globes
If you're going to attend, watch or even think about the Golden Globes, then it's best if you do it with the sweet nectar running through your veins. Julia Roberts knew this, so that's why she did body shots off of herself in the limo on the way to Golden Globes. And THANK ANDRE she did.
While talking to Billy Bush on the red carpet, Julia Roberts started her drunk act by giving a shout out to Michelle Obama. I'm sure Julia also sent Michelle a Balloon-O-Gram during homeroom.
Since butt fucking NBC with a hot curling iron was the theme of the evening, Julia gave them a hard thrust when she said, "NBC, you guys are in the toilet!" HA. That drunk bitch. When Julia was slumped over the toilet at the end of the night, I hope she was polite enough to ask the peacock to move over a bit before she barfed the booze up.
And finally, Julia ended her boozy serenade by asking Billy, "Who's Natalie?!" That was actually one of the realest things that came out of Julia's Boones Farm-scented mouth, because I don't think Natalie even knows who Natalie it.
• 
KidL, I don't mind you telling the same stories about what a bitch Julia is. I love these stories! Ha ha.
I'm glad that I am not the only one who thought she was a mess on the red carpet.
You just lost one.. What a bum bum..
who's natalie??
i dont like billy tumbleweed.
I don't even think she was that drunk or lit. She was just using the whole "I'm drunk" excuse to be a bitch and hog attention. Never liked Julia. I don't think she looks bad for a 40-something woman but she's a mean, rude, snakey little shit. Why couldn't she stay in New Mexico and build clay pots or something?
ubmitted by julesinSD on Mon, 01/18/2010 - 11:02pm.
I can't beat your comment - you said everything I was thinking. :)
--------------------------------------
I am so smart. I am so smart. S-M-R-T.
Submitted by Bo on Mon, 01/18/2010 - 10:56am.
Julia Roberts is old news. Did you see what Rita Wilson Hanks was wearing? There must be a lumpy sofa in their home missing slipcovers. Who is dressing you Rita? Ma Barker?
-----------------------------------------------
Funny thing is, Rita Wilson was on Oprah last week giving makeovers to middle aged women. She thinks of herself as being quite the sensible fashionista, lol!
Julia Roberts - An unattractive woman as she ages. What's even worse - that mouth of hers that never knows when to shut up. Best part when she get's all political. Just read your lines, smoke your weed, and shut the fuck up you vapid cow. Go suck off Sean Penn on camera for a buck, your commie asshole Hugo Chavez loving fuckstick HERO. Yes, she actually named Penn as her “all time hero.”
Go back to New Mexico - you're no longer relevant. Much like OBAMA your GOD.
Agreed. Talant? Ha the ONLY talant in that family is Eric and He is a total whack job!
It is pretty much known that Jullia slept with many of her co stars. She was pretty easy and usually stoned from what I've heard.
Makes sense she she really looks rode HARD.
I wish she and Jennifer Anniston would just go AWAY and stop embarassing themselves. They are no longer 25.
Julia's career has taken a nose dive since her breaking up Danny Moder's marriage, and her wearing that A LOW Vera t-shirt, dissing his wife in public, ALL because Julia wanted her HUSBAND..
Of course, it also stands to reason that she can't jump start her career again, because she isn't fucking her male co-stars. That's how she got her start, and kept her career going through the 90's was sleeping with any actor/producer/director, that could further her career.
Do you all really think it was "acting talent" that gave her that career?
liked her in a couple sceenes of pretty woman
and that's it
can't stand her in anything else
And whoever down thread said she looks like she smells, you got that right
strong rotten onion and garlic mixed with insecticide smell
Hollywood's so over her, it's passed her twice already. I'm surprise she didn't pull a Kanye and wrestle the award from Sandra's hand in order to create another "it's all about me" moment.
ok, just read that link about how she treats her neighbors. If that is true, I guess she is a mega-cunt!
I thought seeing her drunk was humorous and she seemed goofy but I wouldn't classify that as making as as of herself. Crying to a friend about leaving to Haiti because you are so sorry you talked so much shit about them behind their back and then throwing up old mini-dumpings while naked and then crying about that---now that is making an ass of yourself (hence why I don't really drink much these days)
I wish people on the red carpet were more real and just let shit come out like that. In fact they should all be drunk.
I always thought she seemed laid back but people here seem to get the bitch-vibe from her. Never really struck me as one.
She's looks like an ugly version of Kyra Sedgwick
_______________________________________________
Dale Doback: Okay, here's the shot out of the cannon: Oprah, Barbara Walters, your wife. You gotta fuck one, marry one, kill one, go!
dup!
_______________________________________________
Dale Doback: Okay, here's the shot out of the cannon: Oprah, Barbara Walters, your wife. You gotta fuck one, marry one, kill one, go!
I don't know why people think she was drunk here. She sounds shrill and annoying but that's just her being her.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Don't you just hate when you are trying to be a real turd & you can't even do that right, you just fuck it up. - urmomma
I think some of y'all need to give her a break. She got drunk and made an ass of herself, yes, but who doesn't have at least ONE cringe-worthy drunk moment in their lives? Unfortunately for Julia it was on national tv. Oh well, I still like her and always have. Can't really explain why but I do. Oh and I still think she is gorgeous compared to most women her age. I want to go watch Erin Brockovich (sp?) now.
I think the only person that truly cares about what Julia Roberts has to say is Julia Roberts.
She is not aging well. I guess being a full time bitch does take its toll.
She thinks she is such a hot shit. Stupid fool.
I used to like her. Didn't love her, but she was alright. Now she really seems like a rude bitch. I saw that interview last night & was so irritated. She thinks she is hot shit.
I missed the Red Carpet but looking at her at the GG's, I thought her teeth looked enormous (she kept grinning throughout) and her hair was a total mess.
Stupid Oprah will have drunk Julia on her show and all will be well in the world again.
Julia Roberts always looks like she needs a bath. Bad gene pool. Probably smells of soured milk.
Also, are her teeth GROWING? They looked like those really bad fake dentures memaws of the 70's had.
Plecostomus on Mon, 01/18/2010 - 1:41pm.
Submitted by zomay on Mon, 01/18/2010 - 1:39pm.
I liked her better when she stayed on her New mexico ranch.
-----------------
Too bad even the other horses kicked her out of the stable.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
:)
What a pointless interview.
I can't stand Julia Roberts. She's obnoxious.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
I fucking loooooooove her!
Submitted by zomay on Mon, 01/18/2010 - 1:39pm.
I liked her better when she stayed on her New mexico ranch.
-----------------
Too bad even the other horses kicked her out of the stable.
==========================
Bottom-feeder.
Gorge your eyes on Gorgeous Georgina : http://sites.google.com/site/gorgeousgeorginashow/home
I liked her better when she stayed on her New Mexico ranch. Now she thniks of herself as a female Dean Martin or something. Too much time around Clooney.
;D
She's so obnoxious. And why is she ALWAYS hanging on other people's husbands!? If a guy is more famous that she is, she is wrapped around him, and doesn't give a shit if the wife gets pushed out of the picture. Such self-centered behavior... it is sort of mind-boggling.
____________________
FIST PUMP!!
Submitted by yepyepyep on Mon, 01/18/2010 - 10:28am.
from people that personally know her (she gave them a shout at the oscars) she is nice and a loving mother, apparently her marriage is a scam because she wanted to have babies, and didn't want to be a single mom in the public eye, the "husband" is never ever around.
************************************************
That makes NO sense. First of all, if the people telling you this were ones she gave a "shout out" to at the Oscars, of COURSE they are going to say she's nice. She's probably their gravy train. Secondly, if the marriage was all about public perception, why concoct a sham marriage with a MARRIED man? There aren't enough single men out there she could pay to marry her that would get her much better press?
She's a textbook narcissistic cunt who only thinks a man is valuable if he's already taken, so she can prove she's better than every other woman in the world. Now that she's got him and the kids she wanted, I'm sure he's not around because she finally let the true unbearable cunty nature of hers out full bore.
Dayum, Rita Wilson has chubbed up! She doesn't look bad though. I think the curves suit her.
I seriously fuking HAAAAAAAAAAAATE
Julie Roberts!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Julia's really lookin haggard these days. It looks like her eyes are getting sucked into her brains, and that fuckin donkey braying mouth of hers has got to go.
Submitted by Mr. Mercury on Mon, 01/18/2010 - 12:28pm
Hollywood didn't even attempt to hide that her Oscar was a "gift" for all the money her movies had made. She can't act, and the fact that she beat out both Ellen Burstyn and Laura Linney that year for the Best Actress Award is downright laughable.
I hope she enjoys it, because I would be surprised if she even gets nominated again.
Ugh. Can't stand this bitch. The birthday shout-out to Michelle Obama seemed like such gratuitous attention whoring it was pathetic. Like she besties with her or something. Love Tom Hanks though.
Submitted by fuzzyslippers on Mon, 01/18/2010 - 12:31pm.
FUCK YOU JULIA ROBERTS, YOU FUCKING SHIT BITCH CUNT ALDFJSLDJFL
Poetry. :-D
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"So? I'm intellectual and stuff."
"You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff."
What a talentless witch
I've been mistaken for a responsible adult
FUCK YOU JULIA ROBERTS, YOU FUCKING SHIT BITCH CUNT ALDFJSLDJFL
Was Julia there to buy a Golden Globe to go with her previously purchased Oscar? She can't act for shit and the only reason to watch "Erin Brockovich" was to stare at the supremely hot Aaron Eckhart.
"Rhoda, we're all aware that you're an adroit liar"
UGH! I hate this cunt. I have mentioned it before, but I knew a guy who was a camera man for a major studio and worked with nearly all the big stars. He said that hands down, she was the biggest bitch he ever worked with.
Think she a total egotistical phoney and I have NEVER understood why she got so famous.
Remember when they caught her parking in a disabled parking place?
This after she goes on about caring for the world and being green and all that shit?
Plus shes a husband snatcher and i have no idea why she would think that a combo of her and her husband would make cute kids-MK-I know you got a thing for the ginges but her kids are not hot ginges...
"NOSOPD -Not our sort of person darling"
I was reading this last week and I would venture to say that it is not too far from truth :
http://www.wwtdd.com/2010/01/julia-roberts-is-a-complete-bitch/
Julia Roberts has the biggest drunkest flapping yap I've ever seen.
************************************************
http://www.funnyforumpics.com/forums/attention-whore/2/attention-whore-a...
Plecostomus on Mon, 01/18/2010 - 11:21am.
Julia's jez a jelliz h8er. She should go shack up with Mickey Rourke who rolled his eyes at Sandy's win.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
That was priceless.
I could tell ın the fırst three seconds that Julıa was drunk.
And thıs was BEFORE the telecast?
She needs to get out more.
***************************************
http://www.myspace.com/triston
ask me how to subscribe for "Heaux Confessionals©", delivered to your inbox and other holes:
xadesmultimedia@gmail.com
I definitely prefer this wastecase cunty Julia Roberts to the old school America's Sweetheart shit. Get it, Julia!
The shout out to Michelle Obama. How lame. Name dropper. Just so we all know Miss Julia is a liberal and 'likes the blacks'.
Pathetic.
Julia seems like the type of girl that would go tell everybody's secrets when she had to much of a drink.
I have a friend who was piss drunk once and she told another friend of mine, "Your man has a small dick, I should know know since I sucked it last week"...True story.
They're not friends anymore.
Submitted by coiled-n-hissing on Mon, 01/18/2010 - 11:33am.
Twat walks like a linebacker.
LOL! So true! Absolutely graceless she is.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
she is so annoying and cunty