Drunkblogging: The Golden Chichis
Grab the Boone's Farm and fill up your bong, because it's once again time for the Golden Globe Awards. And just like every year, we're all in this together! When you start to reach for the noose because you just can't take it anymore, I'll pull your head back and drop Jagerbomb in your mouth! Because that's what I'm here for. Although, I can't promise that my TV won't "accidentally" switch to HSN halfway through which will force me to start liveblogging that instead.
My only hope for tonight is that if Carey Mulligan is announced as the winner for Best Actress, Mimi Carey's drunk ass hears her name instead and stumbles on stage to accept the award. Close your eyes, kiss a bottle of Andre and make a wish that this happen.
The drunkblog is beeeelow. It starts at 8pm EST (Escandalo Slut Time):
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WHAT?! Mad Men is so last year! OK, all these show are last year, but True Blood or Dexter shoulda won!
hahaha *point* "Mad Men"
You should have announced that you had cancer earlier, Dexter...
I don't know why but I hate Amy Poehler. Don't think she's funny at all.
And Matt Damon is butt.fucking.ugly now.
Dexter!
Mad Men? what the hell is that?
I think the guy from Chuck is REALLY hot.
I might be alone here...
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Douchechill!
" Sophia Loren seems fucking pissed that Germany won best foreign film."
Of course she is, her poor uncle Benny Muso : (
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"One Punch, One Punch!"
Ronnie 2, Townies 0
DEXTER!
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I got nuthin'
My panties are still wet from Sam Worthington. BRB.
Ok again what the fuck is going on with the camera people?
How come no one is thanking Banana Jesus???!!
Coma Caca!
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I don't know about you guys but I LOVE it when foreign people win and give speeches. Something about it always makes me smile. HATE that they cut them off, jerks!
I like Michael Haneke if for no other reason than that his view of the human race is even more dim than my own.
I feel like I'm watching an infomercial for that shit movie Nine. Enough for craps sake. The movie tanked.
Sophia deserves a statue.
Sofia's silhouette looked banging.
Sophia Loren's eyelids have teeth
OMG, Leonardo DiCaprio lost weight and he looks amazing!!!
*dies*
FARRAH I KNOW YOU ARE ON THE PLANE
CHILE
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
Sophia's face is now so tight it's lessened her accent when she speaks.
Ugh, I can't stand Penelope's heñosa face.
I hate close-ups of Nicole Kidman clapping for others. Fake ass.
i really liked inglorious basterds
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I got nuthin'
Every celeb that asks for donations should tell us how much they donated first. Maggie Gyllenhaal, you are wearing a salmon decoupage dress at an awards ceremony. How much did you give?
It's their job to go to attend these things. If they can't act gud enuf to pull off the sincerity, then don't bother. I had Dunkin Donuts for dinner. When the lady took my order and gave me my change, she didn't remind me to make a charitable donation and that was okay.
Submitted by Bossy on Sun, 01/17/2010 - 9:09pm.
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i probably shouldn't talk so much shit because my laptop only works in ONE specific spot in the house (with my back turned to TV of course)...so i peek over my shoulder every couple of minutes and read the comments more than anything...i doubt i'm missing much...mk's comments paint a perfect picture
Sophia!!!!! *swoon*
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I'm tired, I'm wasted, I love you darling.
Ashton Kutchers suit didn't fit him
and that Maggie Gigglemahballs girls speech about Haiti was so insincere
Snake on a plane.
I don't like Ashton Kutchner wearing such tight pants. Ugh.
IDK but I think Clooney is genuine, as much as he can be
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
LOL Mike
nooooo
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
@Kokoskitten, if it's any consolation, he avoided look at the camera towards the beginning of the show when I don't remember which generic actress kept talking about his show that was to come on Friday for Haiti. She kept plugging and plugging it and he'd avoid the camera on purpose, that was good.
Submitted by snowpiece on Sun, 01/17/2010 - 9:05pm.
she looked pretty, i don't see skankalina there!
BWAK BWAK
Are you trying to summon TeriAnn? Good luck - they're playing Gia on Lifetime right now.
Maggie Gylenhall is giving me major butt gas. I wish she weren't famous.
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Submitted by xerquina on Thu, 11/12/2009 - 1:59pm.
suckandfuck you are by far the most vile person here
Alac Baldwin could not be here because he was at Sizzler.
was the previously recorded charity event I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here?!?!?! Baldwin!?!?!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
Jennifer Garner looks very nice, she is so slender!
How the fuck is Ashton Kutcher getting to present? What has he even done recently other than those stupid camera commercials?
Submitted by snowpiece on Sun, 01/17/2010 - 9:05pm.
she looked pretty, i don't see skankalina there!
BWAK BWAK
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BWAK BWAK SHE WILL APPEAR AS A HOLY APPARITION AT THE END OF THE SHOW. BWAK.
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Submitted by xerquina on Thu, 11/12/2009 - 1:59pm.
suckandfuck you are by far the most vile person here
WTF was up with the lukewarm clap for Alec Baldwin? He ROCKS on 30 Rock, no pun intended.
Hung? Sounds like a gay porn movie.
i loe how george clooney is giggling hysterically when his haiti telethon is mentioned...real fucking classy.
LOL @ MK!!
Coma Caca!
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Elizabetta is such trash... just the way Clooney likes them.
Ivan Reitman's mom is kinda skeery.
Submitted by little_rascal on Sun, 01/17/2010 - 9:05pm.
@ Sucky&Fucky
Did you see Johnny Weir in the audience in the black tie? He's so pretty!
Tell me the truth, would you or not?
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I could not. I can't. I wouldn't.
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Submitted by xerquina on Thu, 11/12/2009 - 1:59pm.
suckandfuck you are by far the most vile person here
she looked pretty, i don't see skankalina there!
BWAK BWAK
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
TOTAL BULLSHIT!!!! Tarantino was robbed!!!!!!!
Awww man. I was hoping Quentin would win. Yes, I'm a Tarantino fan. I don't care who knows.
@ Sucky&Fucky
Did you see Johnny Weir in the audience in the black tie? He's so pretty!
Tell me the truth, would you or not?