Drunkblogging: The Golden Chichis
Grab the Boone's Farm and fill up your bong, because it's once again time for the Golden Globe Awards. And just like every year, we're all in this together! When you start to reach for the noose because you just can't take it anymore, I'll pull your head back and drop Jagerbomb in your mouth! Because that's what I'm here for. Although, I can't promise that my TV won't "accidentally" switch to HSN halfway through which will force me to start liveblogging that instead.
My only hope for tonight is that if Carey Mulligan is announced as the winner for Best Actress, Mimi Carey's drunk ass hears her name instead and stumbles on stage to accept the award. Close your eyes, kiss a bottle of Andre and make a wish that this happen.
The drunkblog is beeeelow. It starts at 8pm EST (Escandalo Slut Time):
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What the fuck? Are they handing out Ambien at the door??
FUCK! The douche from the Apple commercials is there?
My fav. Scorsese films are Raging Bull and Taxi Driver.
De Niro still looks good.
kitty word I love Pacino
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
Oh hell... I repeated myself.
Not unlike every tired ass individual taking the stage tonight.
Consider it the evening's theme.
Okay, the secret is out. I adore Leonardo DiCaprio.
*hides*
oooh Quentin is sitting with that French girl from the movie. I like her.
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Submitted by xerquina on Thu, 11/12/2009 - 1:59pm.
suckandfuck you are by far the most vile person here
ok I love you but I just fell asleep
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
@ Little_rascal, lol I saw :) He even looks really tall due to his slenderness and being next to Scorsese haha
Submitted by kokoskitten on Sun, 01/17/2010 - 9:39pm.
robert deniro went from gangsta to depends diapers..and while i'm ehhh on leo how the fuck does he NEVER age ?
just dont diss Al Pacino
Submitted by Hello Kitty Ho ... on Sun, 01/17/2010 - 9:44pm.
Anyone has a favorite Martin Scorsese movie?
Taxi Driver, Taxi Driver, Taxi Driver! Did I mention Taxi Driver?
Cameraman haz the ADD?
Anyone has a favorite Martin Scorsese movie?
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I'm tired, I'm wasted, I love you darling.
Yeah I double posted.....SO WHAT!??! That's how I roll!!
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"Escandalo! Okay, I'm totally making shit up." ~ M.K. 08/31/09
"Phoebe Price is NOT there....well why the fuck are we covering this fuckery!?!??!"
Of course she's there! Chicken cutlets with cheese sauce was on the menu.
"Phoebe Price is NOT there....well why the fuck are we covering this fuckery!?!??!"
Of course she's there! Chicken cutlets with cheese sauce was on the menu.
I can't believe Madonna used to go clit clapping with Sandra.
wtf zzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Coma Caca!
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Leo in "The Aviator" was a good version of Leo.
DeNiro should be ashamed to show his face in public, the last few movies he's been in.
@ Bossy
Did you just see Leonardo DiCaprio addressing Martin Scorsese?
Did you see Leo??? OMG!!!!!!!!!!!! Leo has never ever looked more gorgeous! He is the handsomest man in the world! He is perfect!
I lubs you when you're boozy, MK. ♥
Robert DeNiro in Taxi Driver = boner city
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Submitted by xerquina on Thu, 11/12/2009 - 1:59pm.
suckandfuck you are by far the most vile person here
That's montage, not montag. Yes, the booze is taking me there. MAYTAG...it's all the same....
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"Escandalo! Okay, I'm totally making shit up." ~ M.K. 08/31/09
That's montage, not montag. Yes, the booze is taking me there. MAYTAG...it's all the same....
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"Escandalo! Okay, I'm totally making shit up." ~ M.K. 08/31/09
this Scorsase shit is awesome!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
Scorcese has def. directed some good ass flicks
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I got nuthin'
Submitted by little_rascal on Sun, 01/17/2010 - 9:37pm.
@ Snowpiece
Snowy, I have a feeling the same stoned person who pronounced Kate Moss a "fashion icon", pronounced Chloe S. a "fashion icon". I've never seen her in anything attractive.
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i think chloe herself (or the director from kids) declared her a fashion icon because she was so "edgy" and "ahead of her time" by wearing legwarmers and 80's shit and digging through her mom's coked out studio 54 clothes collection...
Phoebe Price is NOT there....well why the fuck are we covering this fuckery!?!??!
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"Escandalo! Okay, I'm totally making shit up." ~ M.K. 08/31/09
really, i think he looks hot
GILF
Leo looks bloated as usual
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
Damn! When did Leo grow a big, pear-shaped alien head?
Leeeeeooooooo. I wouldn't say Titanic thin, but he looks good.
robert deniro went from gangsta to depends diapers..and while i'm ehhh on leo how the fuck does he NEVER age ?
...this is HIDIOUS!!! We need our D-Listed Awards: "The Slutty's" to be like this...let Rojo Host!!! at the CHUCK E CHEESE
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"Escandalo! Okay, I'm totally making shit up." ~ M.K. 08/31/09
"We just don't sleep together anymore."
damn leo. hot
deniro looks old. =(
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I got nuthin'
@ Snowpiece
Snowy, I have a feeling the same stoned person who pronounced Kate Moss a "fashion icon", pronounced Chloe S. a "fashion icon". I've never seen her in anything attractive.
Submitted by mike on Sun, 01/17/2010 - 9:35pm.
I've never seen Glee, but I looooove Jane Lynch. They should yank that boring-ass Ellen and give Jane her talk show.
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I couldn't agree more.
"shirt hair" rasc, LOL I just said she had a fat bottom half and my BF said "what's wrong with you?" LOL
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
I've never seen Glee, but I looooove Jane Lynch. They should yank that boring-ass Ellen and give Jane her talk show.
I love Woody Harrelson
500 Days of Summer was good
Halle Berry looked great
Submitted by snowpiece on Sun, 01/17/2010 - 9:30pm.
Miss P I just said WHATEVER CHLOE THAT'S AN UGLY DRESS!
WHA?! But she's a fashion icon! Didn't you know?
God I can't stand that bitch.
Sibsi she rules that show
it's a Glee prejudice, I see it
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
YES Leo is up!!! And I personally can't wait until Halle is completely irrelevant. She annoys me greatly.
Are scraggly grey beards the new trend in Hollywood today?
Who is this "basterd" fuck - and why did he run on so long?
YAY! HE was incredible in "Inglorious Basterds."
How does someone make it to adulthood with a lisp (even a slight one)? Whatever happened to speech therapists?
planetary system? shit sounds serial killah like!!
Coma Caca!
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