Drunkblogging: The Golden Chichis
Grab the Boone's Farm and fill up your bong, because it's once again time for the Golden Globe Awards. And just like every year, we're all in this together! When you start to reach for the noose because you just can't take it anymore, I'll pull your head back and drop Jagerbomb in your mouth! Because that's what I'm here for. Although, I can't promise that my TV won't "accidentally" switch to HSN halfway through which will force me to start liveblogging that instead.
My only hope for tonight is that if Carey Mulligan is announced as the winner for Best Actress, Mimi Carey's drunk ass hears her name instead and stumbles on stage to accept the award. Close your eyes, kiss a bottle of Andre and make a wish that this happen.
The drunkblog is beeeelow. It starts at 8pm EST (Escandalo Slut Time):