Kat Von D's Face Is Different
At last night's Art of Elyslum's charity gala in Los Angeles, Kat Von D crawled onto the red carpet looking like a mini-mall plastic surgeon gave her the "Prostitution Whore Special" in the face. Seriously, if you put a merkin over forehead, squint eyes and then flip your table, your computer will end up on the floor. But before it does, you'll briefly see Danielle from the Real Housewives of New Jersey staring back at you instead of Kat Von D.
Kat's eyebrows look like they fell in love with her hairline at first sight and are heading north to be with it. Bitch has "I Can Haz" face.
Here's more hos who put on their artfag face last night including: MiserAlba, Rachel Bilson, Kate Bosworth, Brenda Walsh, FrankenLiza, one of those Olsen trolls, Sookeh with Beeehl, Katy Perry with Russell Brand, Dita Von Teese and Tater Head.
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katey perry your hot? how much does a person make or what favor and to who do they owe to help hide this dudes sexual prefference( russell is practially out,admitt it the guy likes to be fisted)
This is why I stay FAR away from Hollywood, people. Those people will make you think crazy shit about yourself and that makes you do crazy shit. When she was on Miami Ink, she was so pretty. As soon as she moved to LA, she got facework done and it was hideous. I keep wondering - why does she have a make-up line? Why does she keep fucking with her face? She was soooo pretty back then. Just take good care of your skin and don't smoke! Age gracefully, I say. None of this cosmetic fuckery for me.
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Dita looks fantastic as usual. What the hell did Kat do? She looked better before. Poor Tatar head is one fugly ass mess.
well someone took the auto buffer to Kat's face...she is immaculately SHINY....I love a face full of botox
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Anna Paquin looks great. I've never thought she was gorgeous, but I love that she is thin, but not bony, instead softly rounded and nice looking.
Jessica Alba's legs look weird. Rachel Bilson's boobs look really loooow on her chest. It's odd.
Wow - as weird as she is, she was always beautiful. Now she just blends in with the phony ass Hollyweirders. Well, sort of - minus the $50K worth of tattoos...
For anyone wondering about her age (I was), I just looked it up. She will be 28 on March 8. I agree that's too young to be pulling her face tighter, especially since there was nothing wrong with it to begin with. She's looking weirder and weirder the longer she is in Hollywood.
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Kat was channeling Danielle AND Teresa hence the razor Arch Eyebrows paired with the Lowland Gorilla Hairline...RESULT????? PERFECTION!!!!!!!
And finish the look with an etherial potatoe sack dress....FLAWLESS!!!!!!
P.S. Has kat's chin always been that sharp & pointy?
I hope she isn't dropping like 50 pounds to be like lohan or the other skeletons in hollywood cause i think she looks great as she is....apart from low hairline & scary brows
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Submitted by lazee on Mon, 01/18/2010 - 11:56am.
Kat Von D looks like tater head
I was thinking the exact same thing.... she was so pretty before she went to Hollyweird.... they have totally fucked her up!
Kat Von D looks like tater head
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Dita is THE bomb as usual, Kat is looking like a hot mess...there is such a thing as too much...she is so extreme I see her going nuts with plastic surgery..a nightmare is waiting for this one (lookswise), and the Trollsons look troll-like as usual, and Katy is way to beautiful for that beastly Russell Brand. She could do better, but at least he seems straight enough.
Kate Bosworth needs to start eating. She's fast approaching the point of no return for her looks. Too-thin arms, gross looking hands. Too bad, she used to be so pretty.
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Katy Perry looked great.
And Kat eıther got an alley-cat 'tox specıal or her lacefront ıs too tıght.
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She looks like Miss Swan from Mad TV.
Overhyped bimbo.
P.S. I looove Rumer's dress.
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For your health.
Btw, was there some b/w dress code? And if yes, why didn't Jess Alba obey? :D
Is Kat wearing a wig??? Her face is so much whiter than the rest of her! LOL
Anyway, I always thought she was very pretty, but now she looks like a 30-something with too many face lifts. But she's only 24 or something...!!!
russell brand's head is mammoth
She looks weird.
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The only nice thing I can think to say about Kat right now is at least she went back to her dark hair color. The blond was awful. Her face? Sad because she's too young to already be fucking with it and she didn't need to.
I agree, I would hit the Lautner. Though I'd feel like a child molester.
oh god, nikki sixx is so hot!
in the united states alone, about 4 million cats and dogs are euthanized each year for lack of homes to adopt them. YOU can help stop this.. spay or neuter your pet. please "don't breed or buy while homeless animals die" and support animal shelters!
I heart Sookie and Bill. And Katy Perry is so pretty.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sun, 01/17/2010 - 11:47pm.
ewww, she looks like Rumer Willis spawned with a photocopier.
Awwww poor little Tater...Jay Leno...the real dad would have been proud!!
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ewww, she looks like Rumer Willis spawned with a photocopier.
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Submitted by dreadpiratecuervo on Sun, 01/17/2010 - 8:20pm.
Is KVD still banging Nikki Sixx? Because I like to pretend he's not full up of disease & crush on him. & him banging her fake nose makes me sad.
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Yep, they are still together. I think sometimes Nikki looks smoking hot, and other times, he scares me.
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good god why did she do that to her face? she was so pretty before! i met her last year at a book signing and she is gorgeous in person and so nice. she didn't need surgery (if she had it done)
in the united states alone, about 4 million cats and dogs are euthanized each year for lack of homes to adopt them. YOU can help stop this.. spay or neuter your pet. please "don't breed or buy while homeless animals die" and support animal shelters!
I am shocked people actually watch awards shows, well other than the ESPY'S.
She looks kinda rabbity now.
She looks pinched.
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Whoa nelly - REALLY different. Wow.
And I have no love for Katy Perry but her being with Russell Brand makes me want to offer my condolences, somehow.
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Rusell Brand looks like he just realized he's marrying Katie Perry.
so this is what a goth chipmunk would look like
Submitted by Die gelangweilt... on Sun, 01/17/2010 - 8:23pm.
Um, was there ever a time when that woman looked natural in the face? This was obviously not the first time she has let a surgeon fuck up her face.
However, this was the first time she went to a surgeon with a photo of Rumer Willis and said, "This is the face I want!" Yikes!
Russel be channeling some Charlies Manson in some of those pics...and no, not OUR DListed Charles Manson, but the real McCoy....PSYCHO EYES!!!!
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She looks like a dude and lambert looks like he's trying to channel liberace... or sigfried and roy.
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Submitted by killerswan on Sun, 01/17/2010 - 8:42pm.
"Is there a such thing as adding on to a nose?"
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if latoya jackson doesn't wear a fake nose there is - look at pics from 10 to 15 years ago - she always scared the hell out of me.
but after all i think everybody should leave rumer alone - after all people are paying a lot of money to look like her (referring to my previous post). but seriously: though there is no reason that she is in the limelight, but she was born like this - i don't think that there's a duty to look average.
Submitted by killerswan on Sun, 01/17/2010 - 8:34pm.
It has to a mental illness that takes away a womans ability to truly see her self. Kat was gorgeous, WTF was she thinking. Her nose is all sorts of wrong. People when you lose your individuality and become just another created face you lose who you are. So sad. Is she trying to look like a two dollar tranny hooker?
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Amen my sista...I mean, I can see if you gotta fix some real live facial fug and you got the benjamins to do that shit, but when you don't have no fug to fix...BACK THE FUCK OFF YO' FACE...
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haha - first thought: isnt this rumer? *flipping through the pics* second thought: oh, so this are the people we're calling beautiful today?? third thought: what the fuck is wrong with this russel guy - he always looks like a rabbit, nah, like jesus? nah, like neandertal jesus maybe.. or like a lump clay some child has battered - and look at his beautiful nosehair. last thought: oh, rumer has been there as well..
- so basically i was "circle-thinking".
Is there a such thing as adding on to a nose? If so maybe Rumer could make something out of that nose that is too small for her face. What a genetic misfortune she is.
It has to a mental illness that takes away a womans ability to truly see her self. Kat was gorgeous, WTF was she thinking. Her nose is all sorts of wrong. People when you lose your individuality and become just another created face you lose who you are. So sad. Is she trying to look like a two dollar tranny hooker?
Um, was there ever a time when that woman looked natural in the face? This was obviously not the first time she has let a surgeon fuck up her face.
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Is KVD still banging Nikki Sixx? Because I like to pretend he's not full up of disease & crush on him. & him banging her fake nose makes me sad.
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Who slaughtered her schnoz???? Why hate on a schnoz like dat? It ain't right. The only excuse I can give a surgeon for Jacksoning up a schnoz like that is if bitch wrecked her honker with the bad shit. Booger sugar will do a number on your snout, kids...A'member that.
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i can haz? rofl xD
When Kat was first on Miami Ink before she got her own show she rocked... she spoke her mind, stood up to the guys and didn't care about being super skinny and fake like most of the women in Miami, LA, etc...and now...well she's just sad and pathetic to me. It's a shame because she's a very good tattoo artist but I can't stand to look at her anymore :(
What in the Mexican taxi cab hell crash is Dita wearing
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@Kittymuffin - Lambert thing - LOL.
Rumer's nose looks like it got slammed in the car door.
the Olsen troll and that Lambert thing should hook up