Hood Rat Stuff Goes Hollywood!

If you're in Los Angeles this weekend, make sure your car seat belt is on extra tight, test your air bags, put a helmet on your head and keep a box of Walmart brand chicken fangers in your glove compartment at all times, because the Hood Rat Stuff Hurricane is in your parts!

9-year-old Latarian Milton is finally dropping some potent hood rat stuff on Hollywood, almost 2 years after he caused $11,000 worth of damage while taking his grandma's SUV for a joy ride. Latarian and his memama Vikkita Stratford arrived in Los Angeles on Friday to tape an appearance on Comedy Central! Vikkita said that Latarian has already turned down a million offers from Hollywood (Lindsay Lohan wishes she had his troubles), and the Comedy Central gig is the first one he's accepted. Vikkita hopes that this will lead to an acting career for Latarian.

YES! Finally an action star we can all get behind. No seriously, you better get behind Latarian's ass or he might run you over.

And I have a feeling that Speed 3: I Like to Do Bad Things will be greenlit any day.

Source: Fox29 (Thanks Susan)

Posted by: Michael K

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Hood Rat Stuff

Submitted by GrlBhvingBadly on Mon, 01/18/2010 - 10:09am.

Shit...all those vehicles he damaged weren't going to pay themselves.

Team Grandma

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Submitted by hollywoodgossip on Mon, 01/18/2010 - 3:57am.

Why you are crying ?

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Submitted by 2Di4 on Sun, 01/17/2010 - 6:51pm.

Playah play! Look out Ed Hardy, here comes Latarian's plaid "card" shirt!

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Submitted by TITS on Sun, 01/17/2010 - 5:46pm.

Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 01/17/2010 - 5:27pm.

Submitted by bitch please. on Sun, 01/17/2010 - 5:11pm.

So his lesson in life will be:

Steal a car and great opportunities will be granted. Steal a car and everyone will think its endearing and hilarious.
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Or:

Do what you love and the money will come.

I always thought that was supposed to be a good thing.

Yeah, trying explaining THAT to the cops!

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Submitted by mouthylegs on Sun, 01/17/2010 - 4:40pm.

Tell me that kid doesn't look exactly like Katie Price's Harvey

"To be is to do"- Aristotle
"To do is to be"-Jean-Paul Sartre
"Doobie doobie doo"- Frank Sinatra

Submitted by Sugaroo on Sun, 01/17/2010 - 4:34pm.

So this kid and the woman who raised him are getting kudos because they're both pieces of trash.

As I said about Snookie: Something is very wrong with this country.

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"The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not" - Mark Twain

Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 01/17/2010 - 4:27pm.

Submitted by bitch please. on Sun, 01/17/2010 - 5:11pm.

So his lesson in life will be:

Steal a car and great opportunities will be granted. Steal a car and everyone will think its endearing and hilarious.
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Or:

Do what you love and the money will come.

I always thought that was supposed to be a good thing.

♥ Threadkilla!
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them. ~ Joseph Heller

Submitted by kokoskitten on Sun, 01/17/2010 - 4:18pm.

this little scumbag loser needs to go on maury when they have the "wild teens/pre-teens out of control day" and they take them on a field trip to jail and all the prisoners yell at them and maury has the drill sargeant yelling in their face...yes i know this wouldn't work but i would love to see this little POS butterball shit his pants on TV....

Submitted by bitch please. on Sun, 01/17/2010 - 4:11pm.

So his lesson in life will be:

Steal a car and great opportunities will be granted. Steal a car and everyone will think its endearing and hilarious.

Well thats just wonderful. Maybe next time he can stab a cat and be granted his own television show.

Submitted by moosh on Sun, 01/17/2010 - 4:06pm.

Only Hollywood would take this vermin under their wing.

puurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr,
moosh

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Submitted by kokoskitten on Sun, 01/17/2010 - 4:00pm.

this is so depressing and i sound like 1,000 years old but i have taught/worked in schools the past 10 years and kids really do just aspire to be sluts (jwoww, snookie, a kardashian) or rappers and basketball players...if you do well in school people hate you...i'm scared for this next generation of 8 year olds giving blowjobs and sexting and demanding ipods and twitter and facebook accounts at that same age (PAGING NOAH CYRUS)

Submitted by zomay on Sun, 01/17/2010 - 3:54pm.

This kid gets rewarded for being a brat.

Off topic: Adam Beach is on Big love. Hubba Hubba.

Submitted by Eileenie McMeanie on Sun, 01/17/2010 - 3:52pm.

I'd like to smack this fat little fuck into next week

"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living." Submitted by suckandfuck 12/14/2009 - 3:05pm.

Submitted by Aerialgreen on Sun, 01/17/2010 - 3:50pm.

Cue to 911 and the Red Cross buying prime time on all networks just to say "Fuck you very much people"

Submitted by becca35 on Sun, 01/17/2010 - 3:48pm.

Submitted by Possum on Sun, 01/17/2010 - 4:34pm.
Great way to reward a kid for being a little asshole.

I was thinking the same thing Possum.

~~Becca

I really just said that, didn't I?

Submitted by rasprenkle on Sun, 01/17/2010 - 3:46pm.

Hes right,! Its fun to do bad things.

sidenote- I hope they tear that 7yr a new one on ComedyCentral I wanna see him cry and Have no idea why people HATE him.

Submitted by Centaurious on Sun, 01/17/2010 - 3:38pm.

Here's hoping for Latarian that his reality shows can be done from jail.

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Submitted by Possum on Sun, 01/17/2010 - 3:34pm.

Great way to reward a kid for being a little asshole.

Submitted by Mrs.TimDaly on Sun, 01/17/2010 - 3:27pm.

I've heard mention of his mother and grandmother; no mention of a father in the picture. That's strange...NOTTTTTTT!
And just Latarian is getting Comedy Central love ? Nothing for his brother Advil and his sister Legirtha ?

Submitted by kokoskitten on Sun, 01/17/2010 - 3:05pm.

i find this disturbing and disgusting on so many levels... i predict little latarian will have LIFE in the pen befor age 20...

Submitted by Mr. Mercury on Sun, 01/17/2010 - 2:36pm.

Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 01/17/2010 - 2:51pm.
Well -maybe you're saving up for number 7:
Get implants and a blonde weave.

@angel: now that you mention it, that might not be a bad idea. Maybe Kate Gosselin will give me her weave when it finally falls out. I got glue!

"Rhoda, we're all aware that you're an adroit liar"

Submitted by original putas on Sun, 01/17/2010 - 2:35pm.

This is disturbing, but not really a surprise. That's because TV executives have their feelers out for the bizarre, or offensive, or whatever is strange enough to cause controversy. That's how they know they're gonna get their numbers up for viewers. Just look at the people on here, (some of them are the same ones condemning lattrell) these same people cant wait for celebrity rehab. Now, I ask you, why are we rewarding people for being broken down crack whores by giving them TV shows?
Because this is America, that's why. Only God knows what is wrong with people in this country and why they love watching crap.

Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 01/17/2010 - 2:26pm.

Submitted by david Letterman... on Sun, 01/17/2010 - 3:02pm.

Aww now Peaches, don't go an get sensitive on a fella. I am just havin a bit of laughs too. It just seems lately lots of fussin and a fightin's been goin on round these parts and I just have been jokin to lighten the mood,

Sorry Peach, didn't mean to make ya feel bad.

Angel- LOL! You got that right. What about how banana Jesus felt? He was robbed!

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T-t-t-totally, dude!

♥ Threadkilla!
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them. ~ Joseph Heller

Submitted by peaches80 on Sun, 01/17/2010 - 2:22pm.

BYE ELB !
MUCH LOVE
XOXOXOXOOX
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night crew !!!!!!!!
xoxxox

Submitted by Stoney on Sun, 01/17/2010 - 2:20pm.

*tazes el b* _____________________________________________
"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."

Submitted by Stoney on Sun, 01/17/2010 - 2:17pm.

Ah yes, let's reward the stupid little fucker for his crimes by making him a star! _____________________________________________
"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."

Submitted by peaches80 on Sun, 01/17/2010 - 2:08pm.

Submitted by david Letterman... on Sun, 01/17/2010 - 3:02pm.
Aww now Peaches, don't go an get sensitive on a fella. I am just havin a bit of laughs too. It just seems lately lots of fussin and a fightin's been goin on round these parts and I just have been jokin to lighten the mood,

Sorry Peach, didn't mean to make ya feel bad.
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thanks david , is all ok now , elB is wanking and i iz happy for that !!!!!
yey !!!!!!!!!!
i iz love ya'll on the D

SCARFANDBARF CHARTREUSEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!
LUVS CHU
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night crew !!!!!!!!
xoxxox

Submitted by El Bastardo on Sun, 01/17/2010 - 2:19pm.

Well, just before i go....

The sun'll come out
Tomorrow
Bet your bottom dollar
That tomorrow
There'll be sun!
Just thinkin' about
Tomorrow
Clears away the cobwebs,
And the sorrow
'Til there's none!
When I'm stuck a day
That's gray,
And lonely,
I just stick out my chin
And Grin,
And Say,
Oh
The sun'll come out
Tomorrow
So ya gotta hang on
'Til tomorrow
Come what may
Tomorrow!
Tomorrow!
I love ya
Tomorrow!
You're always
A day
A way!

Submitted by peaches80 on Sun, 01/17/2010 - 2:05pm.

Submitted by El Bastardo on Sun, 01/17/2010 - 3:02pm.
TOOOOOOOOO LATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTE!!
I've been crying for the last 10 minutes. Happy now?

*note* Crying = wanking.
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LOL!!!!!!!!
xoxoxooxox

muaaaaaaaaaaah !
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night crew !!!!!!!!
xoxxox

Submitted by david Letterman... on Sun, 01/17/2010 - 2:04pm.

Submitted by El Bastardo on Sun, 01/17/2010 - 3:02pm.
TOOOOOOOOO LATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTE!!
I've been crying for the last 10 minutes. Happy now?

*note* Crying = wanking.

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Hahaha! When life gets ya down, wank a bit!

Submitted by El Bastardo on Sun, 01/17/2010 - 2:02pm.

TOOOOOOOOO LATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTE!!
I've been crying for the last 10 minutes. Happy now?

*note* Crying = wanking.

Submitted by david Letterman... on Sun, 01/17/2010 - 2:02pm.

Sorry Peach, didn't mean to make ya feel bad.

Angel- LOL! You got that right. What about how banana Jesus felt? He was robbed!

Submitted by ScarfnBarf on Sun, 01/17/2010 - 2:01pm.

I don't know what happened to MK over the holidays, but the new year has been a bore on Dlisted. The above post confirms it. I only tune in these days for the comments - that's where I've been getting my laughs. Shout out!

Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 01/17/2010 - 1:58pm.

Submitted by david Letterman... on Sun, 01/17/2010 - 2:53pm.

ELB- I think this HSOTY voting has taken the humor out of a few on dlisted.

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I betcha MK knows how Jesus feels right about now:(

♥ Threadkilla!
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them. ~ Joseph Heller

Submitted by peaches80 on Sun, 01/17/2010 - 1:57pm.

Submitted by david Letterman... on Sun, 01/17/2010 - 2:53pm.
ELB- I think this HSOTY voting has taken the humor out of a few on dlisted.
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man , now i feel horrible i make el bastardo go , i iz sorry for realz !

dang !
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night crew !!!!!!!!
xoxxox

Submitted by peaches80 on Sun, 01/17/2010 - 1:55pm.

don't go EL BASTARDO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I IZ HAVING FUN
DANG NOBODY GETS ME !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*POUTS*
*GOES BACK TO KNITTING AND PRETEND LIKING FAMBLY *
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night crew !!!!!!!!
xoxxox

Submitted by david Letterman... on Sun, 01/17/2010 - 1:53pm.

ELB- I think this HSOTY voting has taken the humor out of a few on dlisted.

Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 01/17/2010 - 1:52pm.

I get you, ELB!

But then - nobody gets me either so that and a token will get you on the subway:)

♥ Threadkilla!
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them. ~ Joseph Heller

Submitted by peaches80 on Sun, 01/17/2010 - 1:52pm.

here el bastardo , i get chu , chu peachy too !!!!!!!!
much love ok , lets never misunderstand each other ever again , ok???
shaved peach fer you, yes ? *kisses el bastardo on the cheeck *
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night crew !!!!!!!!
xoxxox

Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 01/17/2010 - 1:51pm.

Submitted by Mr. Mercury on Sun, 01/17/2010 - 12:38pm.

Let's see what we need to do in order to receive a Comedy Cental gig:

1. Commit grand larceny.
2. Willful destruction of property.
3. Resist arrest.
4. Assault and battery.
5. Violence towards women.
6. Do hoodrat stuff.

Why do I bother going to work every day?
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Well -maybe you're saving up for number 7:
Get implants and a blonde weave.

♥ Threadkilla!
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them. ~ Joseph Heller

Submitted by peaches80 on Sun, 01/17/2010 - 1:49pm.

Submitted by El Bastardo on Sun, 01/17/2010 - 2:45pm.
Well so much for having a giggle on Sunday. Nobody gets me!
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i do i get chu !
wanna cuddle ????
yes please
xoxoxox
no j/k
i iz having fun too !!!!!!!!
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night crew !!!!!!!!
xoxxox

Submitted by El Bastardo on Sun, 01/17/2010 - 1:45pm.

Well so much for having a giggle on Sunday. Nobody gets me!

Submitted by peaches80 on Sun, 01/17/2010 - 1:39pm.

@TITS
CHU KRAAAAAAAAAAZY !!!!!!!!!!
LUVS U !
I WILL BE IN AND OUT , BUT I AM IN FOR NIGHT SHIFT , I HAVE TO PRETEND I LIKE SPENDING TIME WITH THE FAMBLYYYYY , LIKE OKAY USING MAH COUSIN COMPUTER !!
XOXOXOXOOX
U SO HOT !
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night crew !!!!!!!!
xoxxox

Submitted by peaches80 on Sun, 01/17/2010 - 1:37pm.

Submitted by El Bastardo on Sun, 01/17/2010 - 1:44pm.
Submitted by TITS on Sun, 01/17/2010 - 1:40pm.

I MISSED PEACHY AGAIN?@?

le sigh.

Dont worry. I'm following her on Twitter and 2 minutes ago she said shes gonna have a shit. Just wait a while.
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OH MAH DOG !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I HAVE A TWATTER AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNEW ABOUT IT ?????
LAST TIME I DO COLOMBIAN FAIRY DUST AND USE A KEYBOARD AT THE SAME TIME !!!!!!!!!!

OOOOOOOOOOOOOR ARE YOU MY FIRST HATE FAN EVER ??????
PLIIIIIIIIIIIZ SAY IT IS SO , CUZ THAT WOULD BE LIKE SUPER AWESOME , IT WOULD MAKE ME A TRUE DLISTER FOREVER !!!!!!!!!
YEY !!!!!!!!!
OXOXOXOOX
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night crew !!!!!!!!
xoxxox