The New Bubbly Beverage Preferred By Lambs Everywhere

Mimi is capitalizing on her drunk ass speech at the Palm Springs Film Festival by putting out her own brand of sparkling butterfly piss. Somewhere The Hoff is slapping his nipples with an overcooked burger patty for not coming up with this idea first.

Just like Mimi's music, Angel Champagne (Rose) will take you on a unicorn ride past the rainbow. But the more you ingest it, the more you'll start to feel like you need to cut your Spanx free and hobble to the nearest bed to lay down with a warm compress on your forehead.

Source: Mimi's Twatty via UsWeekly

Posted by: Michael K

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Submitted by BritneyisBatshit on Sun, 01/17/2010 - 9:38am.

Mariah and Snooki from Jersey Shore could be sisters. They both dress like ho's that make them look like stuffed sausages. Ewwwwww

Submitted by Centaurious on Sat, 01/16/2010 - 7:05pm.

Probably be a mixture of Listerine and rubbing alcohol.
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Submitted by Sonica on Sat, 01/16/2010 - 11:36am.

Holy shit! I looked that Angel Champagne up & the cheapest bottle will cost you about $1340 USD. The most expensive? A little over $407,000. For that kind of money, it better get me smashed for the rest of my life.

Submitted by Freak Speely on Sat, 01/16/2010 - 11:22am.

I have a feeling that if Mimi ever had a kid (boy or girl) she'd name it Angel Champagne (Rose)...with the "Rose" still in parentheses on the birth certificate. That's the way she is in the head.

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Submitted by dusted on Sat, 01/16/2010 - 10:52am.

Is this for real?

I know our community is currently being torn apart by HSOTY voting, but I think we really need to band together against this ongoing insanity of celebrity branding. WE MUST TAKE ACTION!

Submitted by david Letterman... on Sat, 01/16/2010 - 8:37am.

Submitted by kittymuffin on Fri, 01/15/2010 - 8:02pm.
I cant stand when people say LOL

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How about when they say ROFLMAO, BBL, TTYL, HAHA, TEEHEE, FFS, P.S, IE, ILNY, FU?

Submitted by blah blah blah on Sat, 01/16/2010 - 7:05am.

Pariah Carey

Submitted by Plecostomus on Sat, 01/16/2010 - 3:51am.

Submitted by kittymuffin on Fri, 01/15/2010 - 8:02pm.
I cant stand when people say LOL
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LOL!!!!

Er...I mean...R0FLC0Pter!!!!!1111!!!

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Submitted by ikoihiI on Sat, 01/16/2010 - 2:01am.

Side effects are: feeling like you're suffering from shaken baby syndrome, then covered in dollar store glitter (anything shiny, just cut into chunks) with a side of irritability, because of the constant shadow of a failure trailing you everywhere...

Submitted by Cake666 on Sat, 01/16/2010 - 1:51am.

...so she IS an alcoholic..and not shy about it either. OH WELL, hope she falls over a lot..on live tv.

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For your health.

Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 01/16/2010 - 12:23am.

Doesn't she know that *I* have already cornered the market on "angel" stuff? Duh.

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Submitted by El Bob on Sat, 01/16/2010 - 12:20am.

"Angel Champagne (Rose)"?

Yeah, it already exists - it's called Baby Duck Sparkling Wine, it's about $7.00 a bottle, and my Auntie ChooChoo used to get drunk on it every Christmas (in the '80s).

Sadly, she's dead now.

Submitted by Soultonic on Sat, 01/16/2010 - 12:12am.

Oh Mimi....drunk texting again.

Submitted by paris herpes on Fri, 01/15/2010 - 10:52pm.

Champagne and weed are the reason why Mariah needs the extra Spanx these days. I think this is a good idea, that way she can have some extra Champagne around the mansion in case she gets cravings.

"When dick is rancid, you know as soon as you pull the fly down. Seriously, you can smell it right away. It's like a week-old grilled cheese sandwich lying on a hot subway seat in the middle of August."

Submitted by Mr. Mercury on Fri, 01/15/2010 - 10:43pm.

Whatever this piss is, it's probably made of Mimi's flop sweat left over from the premier of "Glitter".

"Rhoda, we're all aware that you're an adroit liar"

Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 01/15/2010 - 9:41pm.

Whatever the hell that means.

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Submitted by cuntygolightly on Fri, 01/15/2010 - 9:38pm.

Submitted by super martian r... on Fri, 01/15/2010 - 7:52pm.
Was she drunk when she tweeted this?

yes, that, and stoned

Submitted by lifeislikecake on Fri, 01/15/2010 - 9:36pm.

Ok fellow dlisters, so I'm totally OT...blah blah blah, Mimi, champagne, butterflies, blah, blah, blah. But read THIS before you donate to Yele Haiti:

http://tinyurl.com/yl54ug9

Submitted by super martian r... on Fri, 01/15/2010 - 9:26pm.

Submitted by Tigerlilly on Fri, 01/15/2010 - 8:53pm.
Submitted by Balenciaga Bitch on Fri, 01/15/2010 - 8:37pm.
Tiger~
You crack my fucking ass up!
xoxoxxo,
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I fear I've inadvertantly created a drunken, chunky, crazy assed, self-indulgent, trash-whore sensation....Sersly, if whores start orderin' that shit in bars, Ima gonna hafta Roy some ho's...FOR REALS....(and yes, I'm lookin' at yo' Guidette ass, Snooki...You ain't no STAINS---although I'm sure you've created some smelly ones---and I've met the 3 moon t-shirt and you, madame, are no 3 moon t-shirt) TEAM STAINS!!!

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I can't post in the HSOTY thread for some reason because it's the only post here that shuts down my internet explorer every time. But whatever. My anus actually told me to vote for Snooki and my heart said to go with Stains so I said fuck off, anus, I'm following my heart this year. Go Stains!

Submitted by kittymuffin on Fri, 01/15/2010 - 8:20pm.

I cant stand the name mimi either

or butterfly's

Submitted by fishsticksfan on Fri, 01/15/2010 - 8:09pm.

Sorry for the TMI but I'm sure that shit would give me the serious bloat, burps and farts.

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Submitted by Zonko on Fri, 01/15/2010 - 8:05pm.

Sounds like we're gonna see a repeat of
Glittery 2001 any day now.

The same problem is rearing it's ugly head again.

Submitted by jim on Fri, 01/15/2010 - 7:58pm.

DOES IT MAKE YOU FAT LIKE HER??????

Submitted by Tigerlilly on Fri, 01/15/2010 - 7:53pm.

Submitted by Balenciaga Bitch on Fri, 01/15/2010 - 8:37pm.
Tiger~
You crack my fucking ass up!
xoxoxxo,
BB
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...

Submitted by bohemeballerine on Fri, 01/15/2010 - 7:52pm.

Will it come with a free manservant/husband?

Submitted by mamamia on Fri, 01/15/2010 - 7:50pm.

Mariah Carey is forgiven! I'm going to her concert in Oakland Feb. 26 so I've decided she can temporarily do no wrong! Go Mariah!

Submitted by moomarse on Fri, 01/15/2010 - 7:48pm.

Submitted by Balenciaga Bitch on Fri, 01/15/2010 - 8:04pm.

maybe it's her "coping" mechanism... get fucked up and ya don't give a rats ass... at least, that's why I'm a lush....

Submitted by moomarse on Fri, 01/15/2010 - 7:44pm.

Submitted by EvilShoe on Fri, 01/15/2010 - 8:22pm.
I'm thinking a lot of the whores here will need this shit after STAINS takes the HSOTY crown!

we can only HOPE, my friend...
but I'm really afraid this Suuuucki cunt will take it just cause of other stupid votes. sad. yeah STAINS!!!!!

Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on Fri, 01/15/2010 - 7:42pm.

ELL OH ELL!!!

HA!!!!

I only drink Champagne like maybe once a year, I really don't like it.

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Submitted by Balenciaga Bitch on Fri, 01/15/2010 - 7:37pm.

Tiger~
You crack my fucking ass up!
xoxoxxo,
BB

**Time flies when you're a drunken whore.** Michael K

Submitted by quickkill on Fri, 01/15/2010 - 7:31pm.

I drink Roget champagne for 3.50 a bottle, which is pretty dam good, so if she can top that, I'll try it.

Submitted by EvilShoe on Fri, 01/15/2010 - 7:22pm.

I'm thinking a lot of the whores here will need this shit after STAINS takes the HSOTY crown!

Muah!

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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Fri, 01/15/2010 - 7:20pm.

Submitted by kittymuffin on Fri, 01/15/2010 - 8:02pm.
I cant stand when people say LOL
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LOL...me 2...LOL....;-)

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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...

Submitted by Tigerlilly on Fri, 01/15/2010 - 7:19pm.

I'm thinking this shit will taste like a Shirley Temple (extra Grenadine and TWO cherries, but Sparkling White Zinfandel wine instead of Ginger Ale)with an Absinthe chaser. And you know a butterfly swizzle stick is involved in that mess somewhere up in there...as is the obligatory "Hello Kitty!" rebel yell before you take the shot of Absinthe.

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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...

Submitted by Balenciaga Bitch on Fri, 01/15/2010 - 7:04pm.

How can someone like her be so fucked up on this shit and still sing? She is fat as hell from the booze, and Im wondering if its the only was she can sing.
Its no secret she loves the bubbles, and when I was in Aspen a few weeks ago, she always had a bottle close by and a glass or three in her hand. What a fucking lush...

**Time flies when you're a drunken whore.** Michael K

Submitted by kittymuffin on Fri, 01/15/2010 - 7:02pm.

I cant stand when people say LOL