Things You Want To See: Gary Coleman's Dick Double
The other day, Gary Coleman had to be calmed down with a bag of animal crackers and a milk box after he threw a tantrum over the producers of his movie Midgets vs. Mascosts using a dick double in one of the scenes.
Gary asked his fans to just say no to the movie, "I wanted all my fans to protest my penis being in the movie, because I didn't want that. It's a body double, I believe, because I certainly was not gonna do this. And I heard that the body double is ugly, and is unattractive, and does not make me look good."
Well, Rhymes with Snitch claims they got a hold of a screen shot featuring the dick double. It's waiting for you after the jump. You might want to hold on to something sturdy and a put a piece of duct tape over your mouth so you don't wake the children. (NSFW) JUMP!
Who in the "What You Talkin' About Willy" Hell do the producers think they are fooling? We're really supposed to believe that Gary Coleman owns that peen!?
That dick right there can ride every single ride at Six Flags, but Gary Coleman can't! That dick could pin Gary Coleman down in a wrestling match in a quick minute. That dick could sit at the grown-ups table at Thanksgiving while Gary sits at the children table.
Seriously, this must be some viral marketing shit.
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...call me if you need a stunt coochie
When it comes to ashy hands, Gary Coleman comes in a very distant second to Wesley Snipes.
I'd hit it...and hit it...and hit it...
@Uncle Brain-fart & January72 - LMAO!
I did include a few NSFWs but I suppose I should have said not safe for anyone with eyeballs a few more times because that would have been the responsible thing to do, my apologies! I will never look at a penis the same way again after that...ever.
is gary saying his peen power is larger than this?
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what you gonna do? tell mom and dad I put your dick sucking list on facebook?” – "i love facebook like you love cock..."
Gary and Snookie would look cute togetha
AAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH
Coma Caca!
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ewwwwww, he's a circus freak!
I wouldn't care if he's got balls that jingle...jangle...jingle, I ain't looking at no midget dick.
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http://www.funnyforumpics.com/forums/attention-whore/2/attention-whore-a...
If that were really his dick, he'd need to shop at the Big & Tall Shop for his pants as opposed to the children's department.
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"You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think."
Dick double....for Gary Coleman? Awkward...I just can't...
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"Who in the fuck is tila tequila? Is she a stripper?...That's her? Yeah, that's a stripper, son, I don't give a shit what you say." ShitMyDadSays on Facebook
His hands are NOT ashy.
He was BOWLING.
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"You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think."
"MIDGET" is such a cool word!
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"You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think."
I guess those auctions on Ebay Gary was doing didn't work out so well, because homegirl can't even afford a bottle of lotion for those perpetually ASHY HANDS!!!!
"SHE'S BLIND, YOU JACKALS!"
I hear that black guys arent as hung as they say...i personally wouldnt know..
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I've read this a coupla times and I still don't get, exactly, what he's protesting or why he's badmouthing that ginormous penis. (O - what the hell!? Pun intended!)
♥ Threadkilla!
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them. ~ Joseph Heller
@ Bree
weeps silently in corner, wimpering :no, no , no, no.......
I should have known better than to click on that shit...
If his real dick looks like his crispity, crunchity, ashy little hands it could star in a horror movie.
"Jesus and God really need to file a joint lawsuit against bitches for dragging their good names into unadulterated fuckery!" MK 2/15/09
@ Bree: Look for two bills in your mailbox: one from my optometrist, another from my neurologist, since my eyes and my brains both exploded from that fuckery. GD to the MF!!! WHY DID I CLICK?!?
Or is the stunt double wearing a stunt cock? AHHHH I'm all sorts of confuzed!
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I'm tired, I'm wasted, I love you darling.
What's he bitchin' about. He should be proud of that stunt cock.
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I'm tired, I'm wasted, I love you darling.
Submitted by ZiggyStardust on Thu, 01/14/2010 - 7:06pm.
*falls back, little acorn dick retracting in a pool of the goats milk that Gary Coleman calls cum*
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DListed porn at its best, no?
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
*falls back, little acorn dick retracting in a pool of the goats milk that Gary Coleman calls cum*
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@ZiggyStardust:
I hate you! I hate you! I hate you!- angel_i
Submitted by ZiggyStardust on Thu, 01/14/2010 - 6:53pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Thu, 01/14/2010 - 6:51pm.
Shut up bitch, and take your medicine.
*sleazy saxophone starts to play*
Coleman's gonna take care of you, gurl.
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Oooooh, Gary...You so naughty...*giggle*...Give it to me DADDY...Oh, yeah...*pant, pant pant*...Oh, Oh, oooh, ahhhh...Oh...HARDER, HARDER...yes, lil papa, YES! AYIIIIIIIAAAAAAAH, AYIIIIIIIIIIA! MEOWWWWWWW!...growl...purrrr...
*lighting cigarette*...
Oh, yeah. Now I know what Willis was talkin' 'bout....*blowing smoke rings*....Mmmm'mmm sho' 'nuff...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Thu, 01/14/2010 - 6:51pm.
Shut up bitch, and take your medicine.
*sleazy saxophone starts to play*
Coleman's gonna take care of you, gurl.
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@ZiggyStardust:
I hate you! I hate you! I hate you!- angel_i
Well, you can understand his outrage since he is a man of such integrity and distinguishing tastes. A man who stars in fine cinematic art such as "Midgets vs. Mascots" and airs his relationship garbage on "Divorce Court". Standards people!
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FIST PUMP!!
I am soooooo NOT JUMPing...*tiger body involuntarily getting into crouching position*....HE'P ME WHORES IMA 'BOUT TO JUMP!!!!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Finally, we have a little black dick in this joint!
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@ZiggyStardust:
I hate you! I hate you! I hate you!- angel_i
Centy said midget! My favorite word!
MIDGET!
MIDGET!MIDGET!MIDGET!MIDGET!MIDGET!MIDGET!MIDGET!
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMIDGET!
MIDGETYMIDGETYMIDGET!!
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"The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not" - Mark Twain
Oh, come on! That is not his dick. It's bigger than he is!
"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living." Submitted by suckandfuck 12/14/2009 - 3:05pm.
MK, is this (typo and I'm keeping it)? Midgets vs. Mascosts
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Did you mean Midgets vs. Mass Costco Maniacs?
That could get ugly.
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"You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think."
Submitted by putsomestankonit on Thu, 01/14/2010 - 5:44pm.
Has anyone anywhere ever seen an atractive penis?
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YES oh yes!
If you haven't...well I just feel sorry for you...keep looking!
PS. the one featured here is NOT one of them...i am not impressed.
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It's fairly obvious to me that you're looking for a sugar daddy...now then, if I am gonna be the daddy, sooner or later we're gonna have to talk about the sugar." - Clint Buchanan - One Life To Live
That cock brings all the girls (and Sucky) to the yard.
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"The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not" - Mark Twain
That dick could sit at the grown-ups table at Thanksgiving while Gary sits at the children table.
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I just pictured the table with the name cards...
*Joan*
*Diane*
*Penis*
*David*
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On Angelina Jolie... If I want something with a big shiny forehead and throbbing vein, I'll play with my pecker...
jazzfish_77
Submitted by putsomestankonit on Thu, 01/14/2010 - 5:44pm.
Has anyone anywhere ever seen an atractive penis?
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Considering my love for penis. Yes.
And I may be bias, but BH has the most beautiful penis I've ever seen.
This thing, ^^^ that, is well, scary.
This is a very nice donkey dick. It would probably punch a few holes in your organs and kill you slowly but the orgasm will be TOTALLY worth it.
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Submitted by xerquina on Thu, 11/12/2009 - 1:59pm.
suckandfuck you are by far the most vile person here
Submitted by david Letterman... on Thu, 01/14/2010 - 5:44pm.
Jesus H Christ! LOL!
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You mean that's not you in the pic?
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"The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not" - Mark Twain
I've had it up to here ___ with Gary Coleman.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Jesus H Christ! LOL!
Has anyone anywhere ever seen an atractive penis?
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Dealbreakers: Man He No Good For You by Lesbian Yellow Sourfruit
AHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Please tell me its a strap on he or his double or whatever wearing
Becuz a midget would never ever have that kinda shlong in his pants......i think :x
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This is so Barf!
he knows propably, what is he doin there.. such stick cant be his peen
>> there is no patch for human stupidity <<
'That dick right there can ride every single ride at Six Flags, but Gary Coleman can't!' BWAHAHA!!!!!!
Genius, MK. Genius!
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Live Your Life Like Brian Kinney Said:
No Excuses, No Apologies, No Regrets.
Was he the inspiration for "Detachable Penis?"
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"You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think."
WHAT YOU TALKIN 'BOUT WILLIS?!
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"And I went through this whole thing; am I gay?! Am I straight?! And I realized: I'm just slutty." ~Margaret Cho
"This is supposed to be about delicious booze!" ~MK
It looks like an elephant trunk or an anteater nose and I am thoroughly disgusted, but not as disgusted as I was last night when my friend sent me this video of a guy who injected silicone into his penis for six years. NSFW NSFW Not safe for anyone with eyeballs for that matter but for the curious...:
http://www.videosift.com/video/Man-spends-6-years-injecting-silicone-int...
Edited: cuz I kant speel gud
His fans should form a protest group:
The Itty Bitty Pecker Committee.
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"I became insane with long intervals of horrible sanity." E.A. Poe.
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If Arnold's dick was that big, he wouldn't be so angry all the time.
"Whatchoo talkin' 'bout willie?"
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"You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think."
As if I didn't already think about Gary Coleman's penis on a regular basis. :P
Stint Black
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"You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think."
Gary said penis.
*giggles*