Things You Want To See: Gary Coleman's Dick Double
The other day, Gary Coleman had to be calmed down with a bag of animal crackers and a milk box after he threw a tantrum over the producers of his movie Midgets vs. Mascosts using a dick double in one of the scenes.
Gary asked his fans to just say no to the movie, "I wanted all my fans to protest my penis being in the movie, because I didn't want that. It's a body double, I believe, because I certainly was not gonna do this. And I heard that the body double is ugly, and is unattractive, and does not make me look good."
Well, Rhymes with Snitch claims they got a hold of a screen shot featuring the dick double. It's waiting for you after the jump. You might want to hold on to something sturdy and a put a piece of duct tape over your mouth so you don't wake the children. (NSFW) JUMP!
Who in the "What You Talkin' About Willy" Hell do the producers think they are fooling? We're really supposed to believe that Gary Coleman owns that peen!?
That dick right there can ride every single ride at Six Flags, but Gary Coleman can't! That dick could pin Gary Coleman down in a wrestling match in a quick minute. That dick could sit at the grown-ups table at Thanksgiving while Gary sits at the children table.
Seriously, this must be some viral marketing shit.