The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For January 14th!

A tired pussy sitting on a pig's face: I didn't know Paris and Jeremy Piven were dating. - starvis

Runners-up:

Paris Hilton's pet pig can only sleep when the smell of pussy is in the air. - OurMissC

With the Sopranos off the air, I thought I'd never have to see another James Gandolfini bedroom scene. - Team Valtrex

When Butch told everyone at the motorcycle rally that he had a picture of some pussy on his hog, this is not what they expected. - brittany bitch

(Thanks Becky)

Posted by: Michael K

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The CAPTION THIS Contest

Submitted by NoAnjl on Fri, 01/15/2010 - 10:38am.

Congrats to all!
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JABIFFHOOPSXOXOXO

Submitted by its brittany bitch on Fri, 01/15/2010 - 10:26am.

OH MY GOD this totally makes my day!

save a heart, break a penis.
www.myspace.com/hurleygurlie2388

Submitted by BabyJane on Fri, 01/15/2010 - 10:01am.

starvis- funniest caption ever!

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I've written a letter to MK...saying...I...love...youuuuuu.

Submitted by Chirio on Fri, 01/15/2010 - 9:58am.

Congrats TV!!you are #1 in my...nipples!

and the other winners!

Coma Caca!
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Submitted by salacious on Fri, 01/15/2010 - 9:25am.

Nice! Reading funny shit like this is what makes my job bearable. Congrats everyone!

Submitted by Deb on Fri, 01/15/2010 - 9:21am.

Congrats, all! Team Valtrex, I hail your brilliance!

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

Submitted by kacky on Fri, 01/15/2010 - 9:10am.

I have like 12 of those afghans because my mother keeps making them and then dumping them on me. Now I know what to do with them all.
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If they start sending freaks to jail, I’m guilty as charged.

Submitted by El Bastardo on Fri, 01/15/2010 - 9:02am.

Congrats funny little piglets!!

Submitted by Team Valtrex on Fri, 01/15/2010 - 8:44am.

yaaayyy! everybody else!!

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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"

Submitted by sybil on Fri, 01/15/2010 - 8:41am.

Congrats to Team Valtrex & all the other creative slut winners!!

Submitted by OurMissC on Fri, 01/15/2010 - 8:20am.

Yay for Starvis! Congrats also to Team Valtrex and brittany bitch. Still plenty of mileage left in ole Paris! Thanks MK.

Everything sounds better with "former high-class call girl" before it. - Michael K

Submitted by Centaurious on Fri, 01/15/2010 - 7:44am.

Kudos you hilarious winners!

TV, you rock! :)
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"You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think."

Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 01/15/2010 - 7:37am.

TV!!!!
Miss C!!!
Congrats to all the winners

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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown

Submitted by Plecostomus on Fri, 01/15/2010 - 7:35am.

Ahahahaha starvis! I THOUGHT that might place - but to WIN, wow! Good job.

Congrats too to brittany bitch, TV, and CT mainstay OurMissC!!!

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Bottom-feeder.
Gorge your eyes on Gorgeous Georgina : http://sites.google.com/site/gorgeousgeorginashow/home

Submitted by loozer on Fri, 01/15/2010 - 7:31am.

Aah! The Triumphant Return of "Paris Bashing"!
Congrats Starvis, Our Miss C♥, T.V. and B.B.!!!!

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Imaginary lover, You're mine all the time...

Submitted by Eileenie McMeanie on Fri, 01/15/2010 - 7:30am.

Congratulations, everyone! Very funny.

"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living." Submitted by suckandfuck 12/14/2009 - 3:05pm.

Submitted by salacious on Fri, 01/15/2010 - 6:55am.

Khloe Kardassian goes sans fards in another "I'd rather go naked than wear fur" PETA ad.

Submitted by fauve on Fri, 01/15/2010 - 2:45am.

Good audition, my ass. I knew that Lively skank paraded her pussy on Weinstein's casting couch.

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"She couldn't clean her image if an archangel gave her a Silkwood scrubdown in the Ganges on a High Holy Day." - Who Datt re: HoHan

Submitted by fauve on Fri, 01/15/2010 - 2:26am.

Hef's sure looking beat these days... no wonder he gave up the twins and is down to one pussy.

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"She couldn't clean her image if an archangel gave her a Silkwood scrubdown in the Ganges on a High Holy Day." - Who Datt re: HoHan

Submitted by fauve on Fri, 01/15/2010 - 2:11am.

So is this Tiger and Rachel before or after taking Ambien that night?

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"She couldn't clean her image if an archangel gave her a Silkwood scrubdown in the Ganges on a High Holy Day." - Who Datt re: HoHan

Submitted by parissucksliterally on Thu, 01/14/2010 - 11:21pm.

But I thought Paris was a dog person.

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Cry, if you want to cry, if it helps you see
If it clears your eyes
Hate, if you want to hate, if it keeps you safe
If it makes you brave
- Soundgarden "My Wave"

Submitted by Ikcor on Thu, 01/14/2010 - 9:58pm.

Heidi Pratt and her new pussy recover after another round of plastic surgery.

Submitted by Centaurious on Thu, 01/14/2010 - 9:40pm.

TMZ reports Tiger and Rachel Uchitel are over the moon to finally be together..."We are so much alike it's scary...we have everything in common!"

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"You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think."

Submitted by Centaurious on Thu, 01/14/2010 - 9:31pm.

George Clooney always made his pot-bellied pig Max and his current partner in pussy bunk down on the couch so he could watch gay porn in peace.

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"You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think."

Submitted by Shoebox on Thu, 01/14/2010 - 8:54pm.

I haz pig inz blanket

_ Oh Sugar!_
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(O.o)
(>"<)
(_^_)

Submitted by Manimal5 on Thu, 01/14/2010 - 8:49pm.

Pssssssst...Pokey I think your safe...I heard the Boars head truck wiz by already!

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http://www.funnyforumpics.com/forums/attention-whore/2/attention-whore-a...

Submitted by d1ng_dang on Thu, 01/14/2010 - 8:35pm.

Poor Jessica Simpson can never catch a break!

Submitted by Aphid on Thu, 01/14/2010 - 8:26pm.

*waves to Team Valtrex*

Submitted by Aphid on Thu, 01/14/2010 - 8:26pm.

Your girlfriend's a real pig. And her pussy's really hairy, too.

Submitted by PerOne on Thu, 01/14/2010 - 8:07pm.

is it wrong after Senator Reids statement to point out that's a maine coon cat? :)
gee the half-white guilt is killing me

Submitted by Team Valtrex on Thu, 01/14/2010 - 7:51pm.

She's got a nice pussy, but the blanket don't match the couch.

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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"

Submitted by Team Valtrex on Thu, 01/14/2010 - 7:50pm.

Worst case of swine flu I've ever seen.

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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"

Submitted by Team Valtrex on Thu, 01/14/2010 - 7:47pm.

We're just 40 lbs. of rice and some soy sauce away from completing Beth Ditto's Chinese take out order.

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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"

Submitted by Vivi119 on Thu, 01/14/2010 - 7:46pm.

Even though Papa Joe said it would get her good publicity, when it came down to it, Jessica Simpson just could not get with that pussy

Submitted by Team Valtrex on Thu, 01/14/2010 - 7:45pm.

Is this a promo shot for the Rosie O'Donnell sex tape?

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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"

Submitted by Team Valtrex on Thu, 01/14/2010 - 7:42pm.

With the Sopranos off the air, I thought I'd never have to see another James Gandolfini bedroom scene.

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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"

Submitted by amanda2312 on Thu, 01/14/2010 - 7:38pm.

stop hogging all the pussy!

Submitted by DUDE on Thu, 01/14/2010 - 7:27pm.

A comfortable couch and a little pussy, hog heaven.

the DUDE! abides...

Submitted by Hoolrah on Thu, 01/14/2010 - 7:26pm.

Professor McGonagall's one-night stand ended up giving her Hogwarts.

Submitted by Hoolrah on Thu, 01/14/2010 - 7:09pm.

"Tucking in Your Rude Little Pig," a parenting book by Alec Baldwin, was received with kitty-cal acclaim.

Submitted by Hockey fan on Thu, 01/14/2010 - 6:53pm.

Speidi's new show debuts:
The Pussy and the Pig.

Submitted by Emeriesan on Thu, 01/14/2010 - 6:06pm.

I too thought of a pussy joke but then it could be a bit of a boar.

Submitted by LisaRose on Thu, 01/14/2010 - 5:48pm.

This little piggy went to market.

Submitted by atlantapug on Thu, 01/14/2010 - 5:41pm.

This pig wants a poke.

Submitted by Waka Baka on Thu, 01/14/2010 - 5:24pm.

Man... I already won this shit back on Feb 7, 2008.

http://dlisted.com/node/23016

Fuck yeah.....!

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Bitch, Don't You Ever!

Submitted by DUDE on Thu, 01/14/2010 - 5:21pm.

Wilber is going to regret this affair when Charlotte finds out and it ain't gonna be a bashed out back window on his Escalade that's gonna be coming to him.

the DUDE! abides...

Submitted by DUDE on Thu, 01/14/2010 - 5:14pm.

Fuck Yeah! Pussy and pigs in a blanket on the couch. I've found heaven!

the DUDE! abides...