Kate Hates Her Broke Down Weave
When Kate Gosselin's twin daughters, Cara and Mady, got a good look at their mother's Chapter 11 weave, they echoed your statement by screaming, "EWWWW!" I think it's safe to rule that "EWWWW!!" is the world's official statement for everything Kate does.
After Kate's daughters laughed in her face, she apparently went to her room to cry it out. This is what a source tells UsWeekly anyway. The source also claims that Kate pretty much agrees with her daughter and the rest of us. The source said, "She hates it! She thinks her hair looks overprocessed and damaged. She's afraid people will think she's one of Tiger Woods' bimbos!"
Now that she mentions it, she kind of does look like one of Tiger's hos......after getting mauled by a pack of raccoons during Ambien sex gone terribly wrong.
Even though Kate's daughters throw raw eggs at her $6,500 weave at the breakfast table, she's still trying to make it work. Kate brought a professional in to help style her weave, "Kate has been trying different things, from headbands to ponytails to a Farrah Fawcett–style 'do. She's just not sure what she wants."
More like Farrah Fawcett's doo doo. The best thing for Kate to do is to gently cut the weave out and donate it to the Skanks In Need Of Weaves Fund.
It's probably not fun when Kate's rabid possum nips at her scalp and scratches at her weave to get it off. The weave is more trouble than it's worth. There's easier ways to make yourself look like a complete asshole. Kate should just ask Jon Grosselin!
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When I saw that picture, I thought she was Shambo from Survivor Samoa.
Women are silly. Putting a bunch of paint all over their faces and fussing with their hair, getting ridiculous looking fake breasts and all that other plastic surgery. Just be the way you are.
Am I the first to suggest she put a big brown paper bag over her "new" hair and over inflated ego?
Kate, please cover up. I'm glad the mainstream media is done with you. Go away now. You've made enough money to support the 8 children you did not think about supporting prior to their birth. What you think, mana (or money) would fall from the sky?
You are a talentless wretch; unless of course you consider birthing a six-pack of helpless babes an accomplishment.
BTW: J Gosselein is also without question a piece of shit. Big stinky blob of walking talking fertilizer (no pun intended) that merits no further attention. Yuk. Disgusting crapola.
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I swear, Kate looks like Sigourney Weaver with that ugly mug (and Weaver's better looking). And $6,500 for a hair weave. There isn't a bigger attention-hungry whore out here than Kate.
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I saved myself $7000...I just let my hair grow for a while....
That picture is not flattering at all! Michael found the worst possible picture! LOL! And funny how all these tabloids have an "insider". What insider was in her house to know she was crying in her room? Does Mady tip off Us Weekly? WTF!!! LMAO!
Anyway her hair does not look right. Her first mistake was getting two gay white men to do it. She should have got a black woman to do it. Not racist - I'm mixed myself but it's true. A Jamaican woman would have fixed her weave up nice(and for wayyy less than 7 stacks)! Unlike other people I think her old style fitted her nice. I don't see why people hated it so much. Whats wrong with being different? She looks old now. Her old style was nicely colored and fit her face and made her look her age. Once women reach a certain age the long Taylor Swift look doesn't work anymore which is why alot of women cut their hair as they age.
She looks like Dina Lohan. She looks old and hideous. I love it!!
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Oh sheeit, I thought Kate was a decent looking minivan mom with the short hair, but the long hair really brings out the anger wrinkle in her brow, the thick stumpy neck, the wrinkles on her chin. The magic is in the possum head!! Cut that shit off Kate before it's too late!
I never liked it. It makes her look old. She needs to go back to the old hairstyle. It actually suited her face well.
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Yeah, a headband is what she needs ha ha. A $2000 headband to make her look ugly AND stupid. I hope she's aware of how much public ridicule is directed towards her, and I hope she cries!!!!
Her teeth scare me...they are not even teeth...they are like headstones....THEY'RE FUCKIN' HUGE!!!! I mean...LOOKIT.....she looks like she ripped of Mr. Ed. dentures when he was asleep in the stall....WTF!!?!?!?
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Actually being one of Tigers holes would be a significant upgrade for this DB!
She kinda looks like Farrah Fawcett's grandmother here.
I think the only way she can make it better, is to darken it up some, and to cut it as well. It's too long for her, and way too light. But yah, now that you mention it, she does look like she could be one of Tiger's bimbos ;) Maybe that'll be her new show LOL
Uhm, I think we were actually done and had moved on to tearing each other's pubes out over a cat and a Mandarin orange on a pole, but hey!
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WHY ARE WE STILL TALKING ABOUT THEM!??!?!?!?!?!?!?
Why is this attention whore still around? She needs to crawl back under the rock she slithered out of.
Next time she should donate the $6k on a worthwhile cause - like her kids.
This woman is vail and vile.
Easy Solution: Take that shit off!
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Just to be smart ass I googled quick weaves and came across a place in Atlanta that does 1 hour weaves and this Saturday there's a $99 special. Saddest/funniest part is that they're leaps and bounds better than that scarecrow/ raggedy Ann yarn shit that's happening on Kate's head.
http://nobraidsnoglue.com/
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Although I agree that the weave looks like shiny polyester doll hair, maybe she should have just went shoulder length with it. And put some shine spray on her real hair to match the fake. Oh, and she didn't pay for that weave..it was a gift to her in exchange for the publicity to the hairdresser.
if she paid that much for that weave they saw a sucker coming their way. I have seen better and more real looking wigs at the 9.99 clearance bin at any local wig shop.
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KATE MAKES BRITNEY LOOK LIKE A LIVING BREATHING PANTENE COMMERCIAL.
UM>.HELLO?! Now, I'm all for the madness of this shit I really am but I MUST draw the line at making this woman's bad-hair-day a NEWS ITEM! Cheesus Fuck, rukiddingme?!?!?
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She is an insult to Tiger's Old Country Ho Buffet.
And YOU DUMB CUNTBAG! You spend all that $$$ for what again???
Gwad forbid the you spent any on the chirruns....
I hate, loathe, SPIT on this useless piece of gunty, gusty cervix snatch.
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She wishes she could be a Tiger Woods bimbo.
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High fives Mady & Cara for making her cry. About time, tables were turned.
It was a dumb idea to begin with, so good enough. Plus, she just looks better with short hair, if anything she should have gone shorter.
It's a horrible weave. Looks like bad doll hair.
So sick of this ho.
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HOLD UP - $6500 for a weave? Kate, the weave doesn't hide the cuntiness, you're not fooling us. I'll never forget that clip where your poor little daughter asked you for water and you took a sip but didn't give her any, you are such a god awful bitch.
Thıs ungrateful ho needs to shut the fuck up and rıde out thıs follıcle fuckery untıl every last strand wılts from her crack-possumed cranıum!
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I agree with those who say off with the weave!!!
My God, she looks like hell!
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Cut it off, and donate it to Locks of Hate
Why on God's green earth would you spend $7000 on a broke ass weave? Save your money and go get one of Raquel Welch's wigs or whatever. Just goes to show you that it's not always worth going to the fanciest of salons.
Ugly woman attaches ugly fake hair to the ugly hair that she was born with, and remains ugly.
Ugly ugly ugly.
Where exactly is the news story in this? Did somebody expect a miracle would happen when Kate glued polyester to her scalp?
Ugly people need to accept the hand that the fates have dealt them. By all means do the best with what you have, but if you have unrealistic expectations, then you will be sorely disappointed.
A weave will not make an ugly person beautiful. At best, it will make an ugly person less ugly. This was not the case here.
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Quit crying Kate and bump that weave Snooki style.
Submitted by PinkPostIt on Thu, 01/14/2010 - 11:26am.
PS - She makes UGLY babies.
Nah, those kids are cute as hell.
Jon still wins the white trash douche-off with his deep throating of Christian Audgier's smelly French cock in exchange for a lifetime supply of $100 bedazzled, deep V-neck t-shirts...
WTF is wrong with people these days? Grow your own fucking hair and stop sewing crap to your heads, dipshits. No one looks good with extensions, NO ONE.
Are you sure that is a pic of Kate G? My first thought was a man with a wig on.
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i hate this bitch too. what is wrong with america that we are making celebrities out of fucking morons who have no talent for anything except famewhoring. SERIOUSLY, WTF PEOPLE?
I just found this hot picture of her:
http://www.popcrunch.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/kate-gosselin-childh...
HOT!
I'm actually so sick of that hairstyle anyway, weave or real. It only looks good on teens & 20 somethings.
Not to mention, NO hairstyle in my opinion is ever worth that kind of money. Each time a celebrity walks out of a fancy hair salon I think they could have walked out of hair cuttery with the same effect.
I think celebrities with all this excess money just love being able to say they spent that kind of money on hair. It is such a sham.
Oh Kate; don't worry - I'm sure no one will mistake you for one of Tiger's wh0res. I'm sure that even *he* has his standards.
OMG who the F cares???!!! Enough with these nobodies!
I don't think she spent the money on that mess...I think the magazine she was featured on ponied up the cash.
Now that the Grosslins no longer have a show, can't we just let them fade away painlessly (for us)?
who cares? IGNORE THIS SHITHEAD.
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