Is Elton John Going To Replace Simon Cowell As American Idol's Resident Bitch?
The producers of American Idol might be freebasing a mysterious powdery substance left in Paula Abdul's dressing room, because TMZ says they are actively trying to find a replacement for Simon Cowell. And a source says that word on the set is that Elton John is a front-runner for the position. Elton has been a guest judge on Idol before. Elton's spokesbitch wouldn't say shit about this rumor.
Simon Cowell is the truth teller of Idol! Ellen Degeneres is there to tell jokes. Randy Jackson is there to keep the Kraft Services staff company. Kara DioSHUTTHEFUCKUP was planted there by the pharmaceutical companies so millions would pop anti-anxiety meds every minute just to deal with her annoying ass. And Simon is there to bring the truth in the truthiest way possible.
So while I know Elton is clearly capable of bombing the dreams of young singers with his words of bitchery, I still think Simon is irreplaceable. And yes, I too read the word "irreplaceable" in Beyonce's singing voice. Look at what poop culture has done to us.
Personally, I think Simon should drag Elton John and Paula Abdul to the judge's table on X-Factor. Two cunts and a crazy is the formula for an instant success!
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Fox should cancel Idol once Simon leaves. Don't care who replaces him I'm not watching.
Elton John would make a horrible judge.
XFactor will rock especially if Paula joins. I thought Simon already said that she will be a judge.
It seems as though Simon Cowell's busy schedule isn't catching up with him that's why he decided to leave American Idol. I don't think anyone really thought that he would leave the show. There will be officially no reason to watch the show, because the only redeemable feature OF the show is the auditions and watching him rip people to shreds. (That's the only thing that makes it fun.) That said, he will be bringing X Factor over to the US, but X Factor is essentially the same show, and if they find the right replacement, Idol producers won't need payday loans to keep it afloat – but it just won't be the same.
Get rid of Kara, bring Elton in,get rid of Ellen, BRING ELTON in,to save the show in 2011
its my humble opinion that AI should end but if elton john is going to be a hoast, i'll totally watch just to see him!
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AI just needs to end.
HOLY CRAP!! That would make me want to watch "Idol"! Elton .. throwing a tantrum! Sign me the fuck up!
I like Ellen but she is not in the music business. Weird she is a judge. Simon Cowell probably left wanting to get away from Simon Fuller and gaycrest.
I LOVE Elton John and would watch this if he was on it. I think he'd do Simon's job better.
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This is exactly what AI needs: a bitchy queen who isn't afraid of anything.
Sir Elton is a legend. He can't do Idol. It's beneath him. I'd hate to see him guest judge again but perm judge, oh hell no.
MK - you're wrong on this one! Elton would be an awesome replacement for Simon, he's such a bitch, and he doesn't take any shit, this could be good.
The whole Andrew Fenlon thing was halarious
I loved Elton John since Madman Across the Water. I agree with whoever said EJ is to good for idol.
Two nellies.
Submitted by Plecostomus on Thu, 01/14/2010 - 10:07am.
Submitted by Passionate on Thu, 01/14/2010 - 9:59am.
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i agree, that guy scared the shit out of me.
kara started it though, when she practically offered to spank him. she threatened that ted bundy-looking dude with a good time!
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Deh vieni, non tardar, o gioja bella..........
Elton would be a wonderful judge, but I don't see how he will restrain himself from reaching over to smack Ellen in the back of the head when she starts her idiotic stuttering comments.
"Jesus and God really need to file a joint lawsuit against bitches for dragging their good names into unadulterated fuckery!" MK 2/15/09
they really should just end the show...no paula... now no simon. it's ovah.
I only watch American Idol because of Simon (love him). I don't plan on watching it if he leaves. If for some miraculous reason Elton John replaces Simon, then yes, I will definitely give the show a watch.
How can you not love watching a bitch at her best! And yes, I'm talking about diva extrodinaire Elton John.
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Submitted by Mopa on Thu, 01/14/2010 - 9:41am.
Actually, for those who saw the auditions the first night, I think they should have that weird, bad attitude guy as the new Simon next season. He'd be great!
Here he is, if you don't know who I am talking about...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ou8yzJM0pKM&feature=related
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I have to disagree, he gave me the stalker willies, very creepy."
Believe me, I know. I was just kidding. The first time they showed that guy, I was petrified....and that was even before he went in to audition. He was a complete weirdo. (But, he actually didn't sing that bad)
Umm noone gives a flyin donkey cock about this show!
Where's fuckin Jersey Shore posts!
Michael K DONT SUCCUMB INTO POSTING CATS FOR YO CAT LADIES
KEEP IT HOOD JUST LIKE IN GOOD OL DLISTED DAYS!
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This is so Barf!
I agree with the person who said they need at least one crazy person on the panel.
With Simon gone, I don't think the show can survive, but if they get someone really nuts and really nasty, it is perhaps possible.
Courtney Love?
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Where is the Pants On the Ground VIDEO!?
hat off to the side and lookin' like a foo wit yur pants on the ground.....
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I hate you but I'm not in hate with you.
I can see people getting simon fatigue--an occupational hazard of those who's fame is based on being abrasive. Can see folks getting tired of the whole genre too--the bad act, the put-down and the crowing event of the show: a capable performer.
So, maybe Sir Diva can inject just enough novelty to keep the concept alive for a few more seasons.
I thought simon owned the show, though, so I am puzzled that he could leave it and start another--or would want to. I must have it wrong.
i'd start watching again. I LOVE ELTON!!!!!!
Why does this ridiculous and annoying show get such attention? WHO THE FRACK CARES???????????????????
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U ain't missin much
this show produces nothing but hemmoroids on millions of asses a year
Honestly I rather watch Biggest Loser with bucket of KFC once a week then waste my time on watching stupid shit like that
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This is so Barf!
Submitted by Plecostomus on Thu, 01/14/2010 - 10:07am.
Seconded. The smirk on his face as he looked back at Kara when he was leaving the room said "Imma gonna cut you up real bad, you bony bitch. Imma gonna kill you till you LOVE it."
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Yep, I saw it too! He's the kind of person that stays on people's radar as their first thought suspect in a mass shooting or serial killer.
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Submitted by Albatross on Thu, 01/14/2010 - 10:12am.
Submitted by Provolone on Thu, 01/14/2010 - 10:01am.
OMG, my husband and I were laughing so hard - "Pants on the floor!"
I bet you the producers snatched him up and will release that song on itunes or something. It was super fucking catchy!
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"A man with crushed or cut-off testicles shall not enter into the assembly of the Lord"-Deuteronomy 23:1
Fun pic! But did you hear the CONVERSATION...
And someone saved my life tonight sugar bear
You almost had your hooks in me didn't you dear
You nearly had me roped and tied
Idol-bound, hypnotized
Sweet freedom whispered in my ear
I'm a butterfly
And butterflies are free to fly
Fly away, high away, bye bye
I never realised the passing hours of evening golden showers
A slip noose hanging in my darkest dreams
I'm strangled by your haunted social scene
Just a pawn out-played by a dominating queen
It's four o'clock in the morning
Damn it listen to me good
I'm sleeping with myself tonight
Saved in time, thank God my music's still alive
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Submitted by Plecostomus on Thu, 01/14/2010 - 9:43am.
All this talk of queens is making me imagine Quentin Crisp, QEII, and Quween On The Scene sitting in judgment of thousands of singing hopefuls.
"What shall you sing for us today, Bobbie Ann?"
I'm generally lukewarm on Quween, but I'd definately watch AI if she were a judge. They need at least one crazy person.
Submitted by Provolone on Thu, 01/14/2010 - 10:01am.
OMG, my husband and I were laughing so hard - "Pants on the floor!"
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"Two cunts and a crazy is the formula for an instant success!" --Michael K
I don't want to hear Ellen trying to make jokes for EVERY single person that walks up on the stage. It will bore me and fast. ____________________________________________
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Plecos avies for hsotdecade!!
And Elton and the Hoff would make for a crazy panel. can we please kick Ellen out?
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"I guess all you do, is lie back and think of England" Bear Grylls
I think Elton would be great on here, but he'd be dropping the F bomb too often for AI
"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living." Submitted by suckandfuck 12/14/2009 - 3:05pm.
Submitted by Passionate on Thu, 01/14/2010 - 9:59am.
Submitted by Mopa on Thu, 01/14/2010 - 9:41am.
I have to disagree, he gave me the stalker willies, very creepy.
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Seconded. The smirk on his face as he looked back at Kara when he was leaving the room said "Imma gonna cut you up real bad, you bony bitch. Imma gonna kill you till you LOVE it."
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"You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think."
PANTS ON THE FLOOR! PANTS ON THE FLOOR!
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"A man with crushed or cut-off testicles shall not enter into the assembly of the Lord"-Deuteronomy 23:1
Submitted by Mopa on Thu, 01/14/2010 - 9:41am.
Actually, for those who saw the auditions the first night, I think they should have that weird, bad attitude guy as the new Simon next season. He'd be great!
Here he is, if you don't know who I am talking about...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ou8yzJM0pKM&feature=related
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I have to disagree, he gave me the stalker willies, very creepy.
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I've never watched this show.
I just can't see Elton John putting forth the kind of commitment required to attend judging events. Certainly, AI would not be the same w/out Simon. It felt really sane (w/out Paula that is) watching AI last night even w/ all the crazy auditions.
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Remember Elton is The Boss of The Gay Mafia.
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Imaginary lover, You're mine all the time...
Trading one queen for another? Nah.
no way sir elton participates in this sad clusterfuck of a train wreck. i wish ellen wasn't, i always liked her.
and thanks mk, now i'm going to have beyonce's fucking "irreplacaboww" screech stuck in my head all day
Submitted by Plecostomus on Thu, 01/14/2010 - 9:43am
Your avie is killing me. You even replaced the baby's face! LMAO
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"Two cunts and a crazy is the formula for an instant success!" --Michael K
Centaurious - I LOVE your tagline. LOL.
TEAM GEORGE LOPEZ - F*ck Erik Estrada.
Hey Pleco - I was expecting your avie to be based on Horsey Montag's cover but this is even better!
Everything sounds better with "former high-class call girl" before it. - Michael K
This shit is still on TV?
Oh and for someone like Elton to be on such trashy show is mad low
as far hosting goes
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This is so Barf!
All this talk of queens is making me imagine Quentin Crisp, QEII, and Quween On The Scene sitting in judgment of thousands of singing hopefuls.
"What shall you sing for us today, Bobbie Ann?"
"Ah'd lahk ta sing 'God Sayv Da Queen, y'all"
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"We are not amused."
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Bottom-feeder.
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How about making Simon Fuller the new judge, after all he is the corporate slug that idols sign with.