Wednesday, January 13th 2010

Open Post: Hosted By Jon Hamm's Beard

Billy Goat Brad, get your notepad out! This is how one wears a beard. Well, unless Brad actually likes spending his time picking out pieces of clitty litter and baby snot.

Here's Jon Hamm taking his beard and dog out for a stroll in Los Angeles yesterday. Don't lie, you know you want to put that leash on and bark while lifting your leg up (Um. I might just be speaking for myself).

Posted by: Michael K


Plecostomus's picture

*hugs GTL while curb-stomping Pat Robertson*

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Bottom-feeder.
Gorge your eyes on Gorgeous Georgina : http://sites.google.com/site/gorgeousgeorginashow/home

SpiceDong's picture

Submitted by No Words on Wed, 01/13/2010 - 2:26pm.

Submitted by Ellie May on Wed, 01/13/2010 - 2:23pm.
I never use the Open Post, but I am so tired of this man I am about to scream. WTF?

http://www.breitbart.tv/they-have-been-cursed-pat-robertson-says-haiti-s...

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Pat Robertson is full of shit...Haiti can't be prosperous because they have depleted their natural resources and have had a long string of bad governments that cared more about stealing and getting rich than the well-being of the country. They've been dealt a really bad card. Pact with the devil my ass...It makes me furious that these so-called Christians can put forth so much shit in the presence of such tragedy rather than do something to help.

"Foreplay is for sissies. Real mean go in, unload and pull out!" - Cathy Moriarty, But I am a Cheerleader!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-MihKLBP4DQ

Green Tea Latte's picture

Since Jon Hamm is bringing up this rage again I MUST vent:

Youse were all right; JJack, MigraineSally, M.E., MJT, Snowy, Smurfy and errybody else I missed. Lying, cheating, conniving, sociopath, selfish, ego driven, douchebags never change!!! Wasn't worth the second chance, guess I had to be fooled twice to learn. I HATE MEN!!!

cept for S&F of course, come on take me to White Manna!

and maybe plecy too...
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I can't mend
This torn state I'm in
Getting nothing in return
What did I do to deserve
The pain of this slow burn
And everywhere I turn
I keep going right back
To the one thing that I need to walk

Eileenie McMeanie's picture

Pat Robertson is a crazy evil monster.
ITA No words...he's a fucked up crazy old man

"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living." Submitted by suckandfuck 12/14/2009 - 3:05pm.

KD's picture

AMC used to be a car brand. That was my first car, an AMC Eagle! Ugly 8MPG car. But it was good to me.
I don't really watch the TV station much.

jack-n-the-hat's picture

Submitted by JustJack on Wed, 01/13/2010 - 2:29pm.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Wed, 01/13/2010 - 2:27pm.
THREE FITTY... how much for one rib?

Priceless
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how much for a coke? whaaaa? just pour it in mah hand den!

got change for a hundid? lololol

IMMA GIT YOU SUCKAAAAAAAAA!!!!
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09

Provolone's picture

Submitted by KD on Wed, 01/13/2010 - 2:27pm.
Isn't Mad Men on HBO? I ain't paying an extra $20 a month for that channel. I spend enough time watching TV as it is.

its on AMC.

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"A man with crushed or cut-off testicles shall not enter into the assembly of the Lord"-Deuteronomy 23:1

Raul Duke's picture

Submitted by loozer on Wed, 01/13/2010 - 2:25pm.
ARRRRR! Good one! Now excuse me, I'm gettin' in line with Sucky for a Hammy Reach Around!***********************************************************************************************
Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.

snowpiece's picture

OH
MY
GoDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Nowords that is so horrible.

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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown

KD: no, mad men is on AMC.

DirtyWhoreMouth's picture

Mad Men is on AMC along with breaking bad.. another fantastical show.. it's about meth making.____________________________________________

"I guess all you do, is lie back and think of England" Bear Grylls

JustJack's picture

Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Wed, 01/13/2010 - 2:27pm.
THREE FITTY... how much for one rib?

Priceless

KD's picture

Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 01/13/2010 - 2:26pm.

it is scalp sweat
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BUT it's from his temples, so it's HOLY, OK?

that's JON HAMM AKA DON DRAPER from Mad Men, ya dopes and he's HOT HOT HOT. fuckwads. DONATE TO HAITI. I just did.

loozer's picture

How 'bout dem Cats? 17-O Baby!

http://grfx.cstv.com/schools/kty/blog/MBSK%2009_10%20UK_Clarion%2070.jpg

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Imaginary lover, You're mine all the time...

Eileenie McMeanie's picture

@ mama, they ARE a bunch of radical rightwingers over there

*ducks*

"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living." Submitted by suckandfuck 12/14/2009 - 3:05pm.

KD's picture

Debilgirl be a lurker! Eeek!

El Bastardo's picture

Noggin juice.

jack-n-the-hat's picture

really, snowy? REALLY?! not just sweat but SCALP sweat....
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09

KD's picture

Isn't Mad Men on HBO? I ain't paying an extra $20 a month for that channel. I spend enough time watching TV as it is.

jack-n-the-hat's picture

THREE FITTY... how much for one rib?
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09

snowpiece's picture

it is scalp sweat

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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown

No Words's picture

Submitted by Ellie May on Wed, 01/13/2010 - 2:23pm.
I never use the Open Post, but I am so tired of this man I am about to scream. WTF?

http://www.breitbart.tv/they-have-been-cursed-pat-robertson-says-haiti-s...

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And it's this sick stuff that has made me the atheist I am today. Pat Robertson is a crazy evil monster.

mike's picture

Submitted by Flatbush Hooker... on Wed, 01/13/2010 - 2:21pm.
He looks like a guy in a mall that walks with his legs so close it looks like he's holding a fart
The kinda guy who walks around with Sears baggy and walk around Victoria Secret checking ladies out and then asks the dumbest sales rep in VS for "opinion" while jerking off in his right pocket in his slightly baggy but tight khake pants.

suckandfuck has a straight brother?

jack-n-the-hat's picture

Thanks, debilgirl!!

*googles salichichon*
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09

loozer's picture

Submitted by Raul Duke on Wed, 01/13/2010 - 2:16pm.
Submitted by JustJack on Wed, 01/13/2010 - 2:13pm.
Jacks ex called me asking for $$$

BWAHAHAHAHAHA! Bitch called me too.

A pirate with an Arkansas Accent called me asking for $$$. I asked him how much he needed and he said "about Three Fitty". About that time I realized I was talking to that damn Lochness Monster...

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Imaginary lover, You're mine all the time...

me too, zomay. couldn't do nothing.

snowpiece's picture

*pokes jack with a stick*
*oh, shoot, that's not a stick, that's Sucky's salchichon!*
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown

HI JACK!

I have been reading about your trials and tribulations! Sorry about all the crap you are going through!

Gotta dash. Just doingmy afternoon drive by.

HI STONEY and M.E.

I will BBL to vote for HSOTY!

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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............

jack-n-the-hat's picture

HHHHAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA MJT!!!!

WTFEVER!!!
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09

Ellie May's picture

I never use the Open Post, but I am so tired of this man I am about to scream. WTF?

http://www.breitbart.tv/they-have-been-cursed-pat-robertson-says-haiti-s...

El Bastardo's picture

Submitted by suckandfuck on Wed, 01/13/2010 - 2:20pm.

OYY PEOPLE YOU PULLED THIS SHIT LAST TIME HE WAS POSTED

ITS JON HAMM FROM THE CRITICALLY ACCLAIMED TV SHOW MAD MEN. HE IS ALSO A REALLY NICE GUY, HE WILL GIVE YOU A FUCKING REACH AROUND.

Good man! Perfect, except for the reach around.....maybe.

sbmitted by JustJack on Wed, 01/13/2010 - 2:10pm.

I agree, did you like that "Jim Morrison" kid?

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was he the one who sang Let's get it on?
his voice definitely does not match his face.

for Mother Superior: (screaming it out loud is optional)
" Fuck what I said it dont mean shit now
Fuck the presents might as well throw em out
Fuck all those kisses they didn't mean jack
Fuck you, I dont want you back "

SpiceDong's picture

Submitted by Mother Superior on Wed, 01/13/2010 - 2:14pm.

Nice avie, SpiceDong. Reminds me of....ah well, I should get over it....LOL

8====================> (_*_)

oh your Brit looked like my avie? lucky lucky girl ;-)

"Foreplay is for sissies. Real mean go in, unload and pull out!" - Cathy Moriarty, But I am a Cheerleader!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-MihKLBP4DQ

jack-n-the-hat's picture

I just wanna know if those are sweat stains on his hat... tis all.
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09

Mother Superior's picture

I'm off, you swirly flowers!
A bit of drama is good, I guess. Hehehe :)

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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Wed, 01/13/2010 - 2:14pm.

You epitome of chickenshit!!!!!!!!!

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Take a bow, freak. Jack-n-the-hat 10-5-2009

For what purpose was this created? A goddamn project for whore school? Sophie_003 10-6-2009

Provolone's picture

Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 01/13/2010 - 2:18pm.
Um, who the fuck is this sasquatch?

ITS DONALD DRAPER!!!!!!!

If you were his secretary in the 60's, he'd be charming yer bloomers right off!!

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"A man with crushed or cut-off testicles shall not enter into the assembly of the Lord"-Deuteronomy 23:1

zomay's picture

So I just donated some money to Haiti. Feel bad for them.

Jill-The-Ripper's picture

Does anyone else hate the seams in socks?
I do. My sox are driving me nuts.
I usually turn them inside out to avoid the problem but I forgot to this morning.

KD's picture

The dog looks happy, and really, isn't that all that matters?

Flatbush Hooker IS BACK's picture

He looks like a guy in a mall that walks with his legs so close it looks like he's holding a fart
The kinda guy who walks around with Sears baggy and walk around Victoria Secret checking ladies out and then asks the dumbest sales rep in VS for "opinion" while jerking off in his right pocket in his slightly baggy but tight khake pants.

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This is so Barf!

El Bastardo's picture

Jesus H really????????? Hes the star of 'MAD MEN' Turn off 'Housewives of wherever' and watch it!!!!

fishsticksfan's picture

John hamm is a beast, a beast!

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"Sucky&Fucky, You were so gentle, wise and patient with Fishsticks. You're amazing!" - little_rascal

Mama Moore's picture

Submitted by Eileenie McMeanie on Wed, 01/13/2010 - 2:15pm.

I am curious...I just went over to accounting to drop something off and stopped by the restroom. It's just a regular bathroom(not big). There's a bookshelf in there to hold the soap, paper towels, etc. There is also a pocket version of the Constitution on the bookshelf. Who reads the Constitution in the shitter? Just curious. WTF kind of people do I have here????
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Teabaggers. They're the ones always whining about the constitution. They read the constitution like everyone else reads the letters to Penthouse, fluffer material.

fishsticksfan's picture

HI EVERYBODY HOPE YOU ALL ARE WELL!!!

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"Sucky&Fucky, You were so gentle, wise and patient with Fishsticks. You're amazing!" - little_rascal

suckandfuck's picture

OYY PEOPLE YOU PULLED THIS SHIT LAST TIME HE WAS POSTED

ITS JON HAMM FROM THE CRITICALLY ACCLAIMED TV SHOW MAD MEN. HE IS ALSO A REALLY NICE GUY, HE WILL GIVE YOU A FUCKING REACH AROUND.

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Submitted by xerquina on Thu, 11/12/2009 - 1:59pm.
suckandfuck you are by far the most vile person here

Jill-The-Ripper's picture

S&F you know, I had never considered that beards must make some sort of sound when rubbing against each other. Hmm. Ya learn something new every day!

KD's picture

Based on the title of the post, I THINK it's Jon Hamm. He's in all the movies that I didn't see.

Raul Duke's picture

Submitted by KD on Wed, 01/13/2010 - 2:14pm.
IT POKES OR CALLS OR IT GETS THE HOSE AGAIN! GOT IT?***********************************************************************************************
Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.