Wednesday, January 13th 2010
Open Post: Hosted By Jon Hamm's Beard
Billy Goat Brad, get your notepad out! This is how one wears a beard. Well, unless Brad actually likes spending his time picking out pieces of clitty litter and baby snot.
Here's Jon Hamm taking his beard and dog out for a stroll in Los Angeles yesterday. Don't lie, you know you want to put that leash on and bark while lifting your leg up (Um. I might just be speaking for myself).
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Submitted by Green Tea Latte on Wed, 01/13/2010 - 3:16pm.
FUCK YOU THEN SUCKANDFUCK! (I don't mean it, really)
I want the beefy grilled onions and cheesey goodness on a bite size, a bitch has to keep her figure!!!
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ok Ok I will take you. Pick you up at 8.
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Submitted by xerquina on Thu, 11/12/2009 - 1:59pm.
suckandfuck you are by far the most vile person here
No momus.. I always haev time for puppehs and kittehs.
What really pisses me off is i have a friend with a Yours, Mine and ours situation.. and I'm so fucknig pissed that she's sending me pics of her new kid and neglecting her others. I want to slam her face into a window.
Violent today.
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"I guess all you do, is lie back and think of England" Bear Grylls
Submitted by SpiceDong on Wed, 01/13/2010 - 3:16pm.
OMG I had dinner there once a few years ago when I was meeting a trick in Hackensack. I was not impressed with the food..hope they changed the cook.
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OMG SPICE D I AM NOT A TRICK. Really you had dinner at White Mana? It's really tinyyyy insiiiddee.
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Submitted by xerquina on Thu, 11/12/2009 - 1:59pm.
suckandfuck you are by far the most vile person here
GTL, In best Kevin Kline Fish called Wanda voice..
AAAASSSS HHHOOOOOOLE!!!
FUCK YOU THEN SUCKANDFUCK! (I don't mean it, really)
I want the beefy grilled onions and cheesey goodness on a bite size, a bitch has to keep her figure!!!
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I can't mend
This torn state I'm in
Getting nothing in return
What did I do to deserve
The pain of this slow burn
And everywhere I turn
I keep going right back
To the one thing that I need to walk
Submitted by suckandfuck on Wed, 01/13/2010 - 3:10pm.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/White_Manna
The one in Hackensack is less than half a mile away from my job.
8====================> (_*_)
OMG I had dinner there once a few years ago when I was meeting a trick in Hackensack. I was not impressed with the food..hope they changed the cook.
"Foreplay is for sissies. Real mean go in, unload and pull out!" - Cathy Moriarty, But I am a Cheerleader!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-MihKLBP4DQ
Submitted by Green Tea Latte on Wed, 01/13/2010 - 3:02pm.
Sorry to call and remind you have fucking GF and making you feel guilty and conscious you dumb putz!!!
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You can't make someone with no conscience or guilt feel guilt. You can only make yourself crazy trying to change them.
Now is time for you to move on. Be grateful you saw him for what he is before you got in it any deeper, had a mortgage or a couple of kids.
Oh man Jacknthehatty,
I so wish I could. will you bail me out?
I still have to go and get whatever shit i have left at his place. I told him to keep his paws off my stuff until i get there. gonna do that this weekend.
thanks for blowing and wasting two fucking years of my life you piece of shit! all for a fucking blowjob that may not even happen.
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I can't mend
This torn state I'm in
Getting nothing in return
What did I do to deserve
The pain of this slow burn
And everywhere I turn
I keep going right back
To the one thing that I need to walk
ahahahahah! clitty litter.
puurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr,
moosh
http://www.twolia.com/blogs/teacups-and-couture/
http://www.twolia.com/shop
Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Wed, 01/13/2010 - 2:50pm.
Can I just go off for a second.. People.. stop texting me pictures of your kids, then emailing me the same ones, then posting the shit on fb.. I DONT CARE. Furthermore.. My phone memory is not built to be an extra wallet to host the faces of your rugrats.
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Do furkids count? ;)
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"I became insane with long intervals of horrible sanity." E.A. Poe.
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Submitted by Provolone on Wed, 01/13/2010 - 3:07pm.
@GTL, Whats White Manna???
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/White_Manna
The one in Hackensack is less than half a mile away from my job.
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Submitted by xerquina on Thu, 11/12/2009 - 1:59pm.
suckandfuck you are by far the most vile person here
Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Wed, 01/13/2010 - 3:00pm.
I don't understand those idiots on SuperNanny. I just shout at the TV .. "ITS YOUR FUCKING FAULT." I want to put the parents in time out.
I should be on that show. I'd straighten all their asses out.
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I can not watch those shows they make me twitchy. Last night I went to a pretty nice restaurant, not a chain, and the next table over had a 4 year old and a 2 year old and their parents. The parents placed the childrens food directly on the table, not on plates. The kids screamed the entire meal that they wanted mac and cheese. The kids threw food and called the dad dumb daddy. The parents kept giving us this exasperated look like there was nothing they could do. Eventually, I asked to be moved to another table and you would have thought I had stabbed the children with the looks the parents gave me. Why don't people get babysitters any more?
Submitted by Eileenie McMeanie on Wed, 01/13/2010 - 2:46pm.
TEAM NO WORDS!!!
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Thanks, Eileenie!
(I just had to blow up after watching pictures of the devastation all morning on MSNBC)
@GTL, Whats White Manna???
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"A man with crushed or cut-off testicles shall not enter into the assembly of the Lord"-Deuteronomy 23:1
Submitted by Green Tea Latte on Wed, 01/13/2010 - 3:05pm.
SUCKANDFUCK, WHEN ARE YOU TAKING ME TO WHITE MANNA?!
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NEVER. CUBBY'S IS DOWN THE BLOCK AND YOU WILL GET A FUCKING FATTER, BLOODIER, JUICIER BURGER AND BETTER FRIES.
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Submitted by xerquina on Thu, 11/12/2009 - 1:59pm.
suckandfuck you are by far the most vile person here
GTL - fuckin cut his fuckin balls off! I'm not playin either. I wanna fuck my wife with a fucking cobra for doing that shit!!!
*screams in echoing bathroom stall*
BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
SUCKANDFUCK, WHEN ARE YOU TAKING ME TO WHITE MANNA?!
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I can't mend
This torn state I'm in
Getting nothing in return
What did I do to deserve
The pain of this slow burn
And everywhere I turn
I keep going right back
To the one thing that I need to walk
Submitted by suckandfuck on Wed, 01/13/2010 - 2:45pm.
I do not know what MAL stands for. Furthermore, I live in Northern New Jersey.
8====================> (_*_)
Look it up...bears and cubs from allover the country go to this thing...it's bound to be fun and NJ isn't that far from DC :-P
"Foreplay is for sissies. Real mean go in, unload and pull out!" - Cathy Moriarty, But I am a Cheerleader!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-MihKLBP4DQ
Sucky.. so wise. ____________________________________________
"I guess all you do, is lie back and think of England" Bear Grylls
LET'S NOT BE BEREFT OF IMAGINATION HERE. IF SOMEONE SENDS YOU A PIC OF THEIR KIDS, JUST JERK OFF ON THEM, TAKE A PIC OF THAT AND SEND IT BACK! YOU WILL NEVER SEE A PICTURE OF THEIR GAY LITTLE KIDS AGAIN!!!
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Submitted by xerquina on Thu, 11/12/2009 - 1:59pm.
suckandfuck you are by far the most vile person here
JackHat, the video is up on my FB page too.....
YOU'RE WELCOME!!!!!!
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I hate you but I'm not in hate with you.
The NERVE of this fucker. i knew something was up when he would be short or rude to me as if I'm fucking interrupting something or wasting his time.
Sorry to call and remind you have fucking GF and making you feel guilty and conscious you dumb putz!!!
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I can't mend
This torn state I'm in
Getting nothing in return
What did I do to deserve
The pain of this slow burn
And everywhere I turn
I keep going right back
To the one thing that I need to walk
Hear hear Mamamooore. I don't understand those idiots on SuperNanny. I just shout at the TV .. "ITS YOUR FUCKING FAULT." I want to put the parents in time out.
I should be on that show. I'd straighten all their asses out.
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"I guess all you do, is lie back and think of England" Bear Grylls
BRADI YOU BITCH IMMA BE SINGING THAT ALL DAYYYYYYYY
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
i love jon hamm. and i love mad men- when is it coming back on?
wtf else is going on in here?
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
Yes JJack the dumbfuck kept all the texts going back to before xmas. I forwarded all the shit to myself and confronted the fucker!
They didn't fuck yet only because the whore kept flaking on him. As if it makes a difference. It's still cheating regardless of scheduling problems!!!
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I can't mend
This torn state I'm in
Getting nothing in return
What did I do to deserve
The pain of this slow burn
And everywhere I turn
I keep going right back
To the one thing that I need to walk
Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Wed, 01/13/2010 - 2:50pm.
Can I just go off for a second.. People.. stop texting me pictures of your kids, then emailing me the same ones, then posting the shit on fb.. I DONT CARE. Furthermore.. My phone memory is not built to be an extra wallet to host the faces of your rugrats.
That is all.
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...and furthermore.
Leave your snotty nosed unmannered rude little fuckers at home and stop taking them out to restaurants and inflicting their rotten personalities and your rotten parenting on everyone else.
GTL (Gym Tanning Laundry?) I have one word for you.. .Bobbit.
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"I guess all you do, is lie back and think of England" Bear Grylls
FWANK YOU JUSTJACK!
It's gets me going.....
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I hate you but I'm not in hate with you.
Submitted by Green Tea Latte on Wed, 01/13/2010 - 2:52pm.
Thanks Jacknhatty.
Why cant some people grasp the concept of MONOGAMY?!
Why must I sleuth in order to find out if a motherfucker is being faithful?!
OH NOooo GTL, did you catch him in the act?
Thanks Jacknhatty.
Why cant some people grasp the concept of MONOGAMY?!
Why must I sleuth in order to find out if a motherfucker is being faithful?!
Why will men fuck the next pretty (this bitch was ugly!) young thing that tells them thayre smart funny and have big cock?!
Why will you lie to my face?! tell me we're broken and trying to fix "us" while sexting your fucking whore?!?!
*seizes from the rage*
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I can't mend
This torn state I'm in
Getting nothing in return
What did I do to deserve
The pain of this slow burn
And everywhere I turn
I keep going right back
To the one thing that I need to walk
Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Wed, 01/13/2010 - 2:50pm.
My friend just had a baby, i know what you're talking about...ugh.
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"A man with crushed or cut-off testicles shall not enter into the assembly of the Lord"-Deuteronomy 23:1
Song Rocks Bradi!
Can I just go off for a second.. People.. stop texting me pictures of your kids, then emailing me the same ones, then posting the shit on fb.. I DONT CARE. Furthermore.. My phone memory is not built to be an extra wallet to host the faces of your rugrats.
That is all. ____________________________________________
"I guess all you do, is lie back and think of England" Bear Grylls
Eileenie, lovin the new pic! Happy Birthday William Hung!!!!
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"To me it looks like a leprechaun to me, all you got to do is look up in the tree. Who all seen da leprechaun say yeyah!"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=piqZ3vGBswY
I am obsessed with this song today and it's all I got for the OP.
NOT A GOTTDAMN RICK ROLL EITHER!!!!
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I hate you but I'm not in hate with you.
TEAM NO WORDS!!!
"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living." Submitted by suckandfuck 12/14/2009 - 3:05pm.
AHAHAHAHAHHA DWM!!!! Pass. it. on.
TAG YOUR IT!
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
Submitted by SpiceDong on Wed, 01/13/2010 - 2:44pm.
S&F,
Speaking of beards, will you be checking out the MAL events in DC this weekend?
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I do not know what MAL stands for. Furthermore, I live in Northern New Jersey.
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Submitted by xerquina on Thu, 11/12/2009 - 1:59pm.
suckandfuck you are by far the most vile person here
S&F,
Speaking of beards, will you be checking out the MAL events in DC this weekend?
8====================> (_*_)
"Foreplay is for sissies. Real mean go in, unload and pull out!" - Cathy Moriarty, But I am a Cheerleader!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-MihKLBP4DQ
The Moral Majority is neither!***********************************************************************************************
Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
Patty Robertson is a joke. God told me that.
Falwell and Robertson...two turds in the same shitbucket.
(sorry...had to say it)
Jerry Falwell and Pat Robertson were closet lovers. Pass it on.
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"I guess all you do, is lie back and think of England" Bear Grylls
Was Pat Robertson the one that said that God told the homos to fuck the monkeys and then he made the AIDS to kill all the homos and monkey fuckers? I don't remember. All that stuff runs together in my brain. Maybe it was Jerry Falwell.
Submitted by Green Tea Latte on Wed, 01/13/2010 - 2:33pm.
sorry for the shit you're going through... been there
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
If I believed in Hell (which I don't) I would consign Pat Robertson to the depths of it for all eternity.
Who's with me?
@ Mike
Well if he got atleast two W4M craigslist ads then he might
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This is so Barf!
Submitted by Green Tea Latte on Wed, 01/13/2010 - 2:33pm.
Since Jon Hamm is bringing up this rage again I MUST vent:
Youse were all right; JJack, MigraineSally, M.E., MJT, Snowy, Smurfy and errybody else I missed. Lying, cheating, conniving, sociopath, selfish, ego driven, douchebags never change!!! Wasn't worth the second chance, guess I had to be fooled twice to learn. I HATE MEN!!!
cept for S&F of course, come on take me to White Manna!
and maybe plecy too...
WOTEVA!!
OK EVERYBODY!! Have a good rest of your day!
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"Sucky&Fucky, You were so gentle, wise and patient with Fishsticks. You're amazing!" - little_rascal