Wednesday, January 13th 2010
Open Post: Hosted By Jon Hamm's Beard
Billy Goat Brad, get your notepad out! This is how one wears a beard. Well, unless Brad actually likes spending his time picking out pieces of clitty litter and baby snot.
Here's Jon Hamm taking his beard and dog out for a stroll in Los Angeles yesterday. Don't lie, you know you want to put that leash on and bark while lifting your leg up (Um. I might just be speaking for myself).
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I LIKE IT!! I wish I was the dog, I'd snuggle right up to him and give him lots of licks!!!
Submitted by zsa-zsa on Thu, 01/14/2010 - 1:51am.
So, anyway, back on topic, anyone?
There is no set topic in Open Post.
Hence the name OPEN POST.
So, anyway, back on topic, anyone?
Hamm looks great!
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and, i know how the media can sensatinoilize... but, i don't think this is the case... i dont have the money or means to donate, i hate that. i can only send my thoughts...
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"And I went through this whole thing; am I gay?! Am I straight?! And I realized: I'm just slutty." ~Margaret Cho
"This is supposed to be about delicious booze!" ~MK
i ashamed of my self, because i've done nothing but bitch about self tanner smelling bad, and a burn on the roof of mouth from eating take out... haiti is a third world country who has no help... yeah, im a self-absorbed bitch.
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"And I went through this whole thing; am I gay?! Am I straight?! And I realized: I'm just slutty." ~Margaret Cho
"This is supposed to be about delicious booze!" ~MK
R.I.P. Teddy Pendergrass. One more voice in THE choir. Turn off the lights. Indeed.
Goodnight, Ev1.
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Are You A Goddess? If so...
I was falling asleep tonight watching Tosh.0 and was thoroughly grossed out, but then immediately thought of MK and you sex hookers. Watch at your own risk! NSFL! If MK has posted this clip before, then my apologies, been away for a bit!
Remember, NSFW.
Sweet dreams (if you can..lol) xoxoxox
http://www.siliconpenis.com/
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Are You A Goddess? If so...
@crazyinjapan
....yes mr.asshole pat robertson is crazy...but i guess i never fully understood the true evil nature of his craziness...knew he was an asshole but to masquerade as a "christian" makes me sick...oh and girl i know about random tweaking sluts wanting to kick ass...(remember that post mk posted about the china town muni bus fight in sf ?)...i seriously avert my eyes everywhere i go in SF and (now) oakland...people walk down the street yelling to themselves and if you make eye contact...you could be screwed...i was walking around lake merritt during the day time (ton of people around) and some dude who was yelling to himself came up to me yelling "who the fuck are you bitch" etc...and everyone just kind of ignored it and walked by and i quickly took off...i hate that shit
Koko: Pat Robertson is and always has been an obnoxious sanctimonious arrogant Jesus freaky asshole.
she was mad because you were listening to Britney.
:) J/K I listen to Britney...lol
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Cry, if you want to cry, if it helps you see
If it clears your eyes
Hate, if you want to hate, if it keeps you safe
If it makes you brave
- Soundgarden "My Wave"
This random lady just threatened to beat me up! I took a couple of friends to the convenience store. One of them went in. I'm sitting there, enjoying my Britney Spears Greatest Hits CD I got for Christmas, and I notice this blonde chick going in the store keeps looking at me and pointing at me. I asked the girl in the car with me, "Do I know her?" Then I rolled down the window and said hey. She was crazy and or spun, I think because she started yelling, "Bitch I know what you said about me. You said 'are you fuckin lookin at me?' I'll kick your fuckin ass right now!" So I rolled up the window, and when my other friend came out she said crazy lady went in the store and started hollering about me, and, "Y'all I am so sorry my hair is so fucked up."
i think someone brought this up last night but ...WHAT the fuck...pat robertson thinks the haiti earthquake is a blessing in disguise ????!!!!
http://www.fox40.com/news/headlines/ktxl-news-haitiquake-patrobertson011...
Nighty night! Cent! I am right behind you...not literally of course.
"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living." Submitted by suckandfuck 12/14/2009 - 3:05pm.
Night, everyone...fun chatting!
I'm exhausted, going to bed.
Centy xo
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"You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think."
CIJ, That is sooo exciting and that song just KILLS me, especially now (waaaaaaaaaaaahhhh). I am sure you will kill it! We should have a DListers Jamboree!!! You can sing, Stoney can dance and Sucky...well, Sucky can just talk!!!!
"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living." Submitted by suckandfuck 12/14/2009 - 3:05pm.
Eileenie, thanks for asking. I was just taking a break from practicing. I'm not too nervous because tomorrow is just a rehearsal. I've picked out the song "The End of the World" which is technically not a blues song, but they do a lot of country, pop, and jazz standards. I just love that song, Skeeter Davis.
"Why does the sun go on shining,
Why does the sea rush to shore?
Don't they know it's the end of the world
'Cause you don't love me anymore."
We're also doing "Crazy", "Sweet Home Chicago", and "La Vie En Rose", among others. I would also like to write some originals. I can't wait! Just the practicing itself is so much fun. If all goes well we will debut at a local coffee house in a few weeks. Everybody at Dlisted is invited! Afterwards we'll have a catfish fry and then 4-wheeler rides at Sand Creek!
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Wed, 01/13/2010 - 9:53pm.
Submitted by kittymuffin on Wed, 01/13/2010 - 9:48pm.
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Wed, 01/13/2010 - 9:31pm.
Submitted by kittymuffin on Wed, 01/13/2010 - 9:26pm.
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Wed, 01/13/2010 - 9:13pm.
Submitted by kittymuffin on Wed, 01/13/2010 - 9:10pm.
hope you have embraced your new moniker... hi, litter kicker!
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hi kiddie flasher
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not to be a bother or anything, but... uumm... you misspelled "kitty"
no i didnt
*tilts hat*
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that was one time, and that chick looked sooo much older than.. wait... i've said too much!LOL!
night ese
ESE, i never signed the release forms!!... i'll sue!!
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Swish!
TRUST ME..this guy can bring the heat !!
Sigh...
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"You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think."
@ ESE
I knew it! You're a cat lover! Meow....
You want to tickle my plump tummy?
Maru for the win!
steppin' out...
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"It all makes perfect sense
Expressed in dollars and cents
Pounds, shillings and pence
Can't you see
It all makes perfect sense"
Submitted by Centaurious on Wed, 01/13/2010 - 9:51pm.
ESE, i need instructions!!
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Let's go to the videotape!
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i never signed the release forms!!... i'll sue!!
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"It all makes perfect sense
Expressed in dollars and cents
Pounds, shillings and pence
Can't you see
It all makes perfect sense"
He's got you there, Kitty!
"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living." Submitted by suckandfuck 12/14/2009 - 3:05pm.
Submitted by little_rascal on Wed, 01/13/2010 - 9:51pm.
Maru !!! Maru !!! Maru !!!
that's where my vote went!
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"It all makes perfect sense
Expressed in dollars and cents
Pounds, shillings and pence
Can't you see
It all makes perfect sense"
CIJ, are you ready for your gig? Are you nervous?
"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living." Submitted by suckandfuck 12/14/2009 - 3:05pm.
Submitted by kittymuffin on Wed, 01/13/2010 - 9:48pm.
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Wed, 01/13/2010 - 9:31pm.
Submitted by kittymuffin on Wed, 01/13/2010 - 9:26pm.
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Wed, 01/13/2010 - 9:13pm.
Submitted by kittymuffin on Wed, 01/13/2010 - 9:10pm.
hope you have embraced your new moniker... hi, litter kicker!
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hi kiddie flasher
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not to be a bother or anything, but... uumm... you misspelled "kitty"
no i didnt
*tilts hat*
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that was one time, and that chick looked sooo much older than.. wait... i've said too much!LOL!
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"It all makes perfect sense
Expressed in dollars and cents
Pounds, shillings and pence
Can't you see
It all makes perfect sense"
Maru !!! Maru !!! Maru !!!
ESE, i need instructions!!
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Let's go to the videotape!
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"You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think."
Submitted by Centaurious on Wed, 01/13/2010 - 9:46pm.
ESE,
Yeeeeeesssss!
Bite me.
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where?... you do know i'm like a donkey chasing a carrot... i need instructions!!
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"It all makes perfect sense
Expressed in dollars and cents
Pounds, shillings and pence
Can't you see
It all makes perfect sense"
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Wed, 01/13/2010 - 9:31pm.
Submitted by kittymuffin on Wed, 01/13/2010 - 9:26pm.
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Wed, 01/13/2010 - 9:13pm.
Submitted by kittymuffin on Wed, 01/13/2010 - 9:10pm.
hope you have embraced your new moniker... hi, litter kicker!
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hi kiddie flasher
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not to be a bother or anything, but... uumm... you misspelled "kitty"
no i didnt
*tilts hat*
CIJ, GIRRRR...I be stepping off! Didn't know Cert wuz yo man. He a playa!!!
"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living." Submitted by suckandfuck 12/14/2009 - 3:05pm.
Submitted by Eileenie McMeanie on Wed, 01/13/2010 - 9:43pm.
see, this is why i figured you were the person for the job.... it's all about location... and table cloths!
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"It all makes perfect sense
Expressed in dollars and cents
Pounds, shillings and pence
Can't you see
It all makes perfect sense"
ESE,
Yeeeeeesssss!
Bite me.
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"You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think."
Where the hell is DD tonight? Out with Lyle and Marvin, perhaps?
"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living." Submitted by suckandfuck 12/14/2009 - 3:05pm.
Put up your dukes, Eileenie. Winner of the fight gets Cert. Or would you rather jello wrestle, you ho! Thass mah may-un!
Fine, more soggy hot wings and cheap beer 4 me---->
ESE, I am going to throw it under my double wide and cover it with one of those picnic table table clothes like Matt LeBlanc has on.
"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living." Submitted by suckandfuck 12/14/2009 - 3:05pm.
Submitted by Hello Kitty Ho ... on Wed, 01/13/2010 - 9:37pm.
welcome!... i'll leave a drink ticket for ya!
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"It all makes perfect sense
Expressed in dollars and cents
Pounds, shillings and pence
Can't you see
It all makes perfect sense"
WOOT WOOT EILEENIE !!!!!!!!!!!!!
xoxoxox
OMG I AM HOCKED I LOVE THE D , CAN'T STOP ME , CAN'T
LOVE YA'LL
LOVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE YA'LL NIGHT CREW!!!!!!!
OMG GOTTA GO BE RIGHT BACK
XOXOXOX
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night crew !!!!!!!!
xoxxox
Submitted by Eileenie McMeanie on Wed, 01/13/2010 - 9:30pm.
you better have found a good hiding place for the bike... i'm gonna be pissed if i come back and it's in anything less than broken down shape!
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"It all makes perfect sense
Expressed in dollars and cents
Pounds, shillings and pence
Can't you see
It all makes perfect sense"
@ Kitty, you, too!
@Fishy, Thank you! Hard, but doable!!!
"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living." Submitted by suckandfuck 12/14/2009 - 3:05pm.
Team Peaches!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living." Submitted by suckandfuck 12/14/2009 - 3:05pm.
Hi Everyone.
I gotta stay up all night to write a stoopid paper so I'll be floating in and out..
Nice meeting you all.
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I'm tired, I'm wasted, I love you darling.
NIGHT CREW AND ESE FOREVAAAAAAAAAAAAAH !!!!!!!!
HI FISHY !!!!!!
HI YA'LL
OK I REALLY GOTTA GO
LOVE ESE FOR LIFE !!!!!
WOOT WOOT NIGHT CREW !!!!!!!!
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night crew !!!!!!!!
xoxxox
EM - excellent about the x
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"Sucky&Fucky, You were so gentle, wise and patient with Fishsticks. You're amazing!" - little_rascal
Submitted by kittymuffin on Wed, 01/13/2010 - 9:26pm.
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Wed, 01/13/2010 - 9:13pm.
Submitted by kittymuffin on Wed, 01/13/2010 - 9:10pm.
hope you have embraced your new moniker... hi, litter kicker!
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hi kiddie flasher
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not to be a bother or anything, but... uumm... you misspelled "kitty"
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"It all makes perfect sense
Expressed in dollars and cents
Pounds, shillings and pence
Can't you see
It all makes perfect sense"
I'm good...ignoring all messages from the ex and trying to get Cert to spend his unemployement check on me! Trying to stow away on ESE bike for his upcoming trip.Life is good!
"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living." Submitted by suckandfuck 12/14/2009 - 3:05pm.
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Wed, 01/13/2010 - 9:24pm.
oh, by the way... as if anyone cares... i'm loving P-80's sig... i quote dv8: "This is the night crew, it's how we roll"... aahh, memories
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Sorry but IDKWTFYATA
Submitted by Certifed Alt on Wed, 01/13/2010 - 9:26pm.
I do not have credit problems. My only problem is which one of you lovely ladies will I spend my unemployment check on at Hooters---->
*raises hand*
OK, I worked there in my 20s...not now!
"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living." Submitted by suckandfuck 12/14/2009 - 3:05pm.
Submitted by Eileenie McMeanie on Wed, 01/13/2010 - 9:24pm.
Hi, Fishy! Any more hot dates with the bendy/indigestion guy?
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Nah. He went back to med school. I'm bummed because it was such a funny story but I haven't met anyone else to slut it up with. How's you?!
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Wed, 01/13/2010 - 9:13pm.
Submitted by kittymuffin on Wed, 01/13/2010 - 9:10pm.
hope you have embraced your new moniker... hi, litter kicker!
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hi kiddie flasher