Hot Slut Of The Day!
Prena Thomas, the memaw from Lakeland, FL who has a 33-year-old snowball in her freezer and ended up on the local news because of it!
In 1977, it snowed in Florida. And no, I'm not talking about the kind of snow that makes Lindsay Lohan's nostrils curl and twitch. I'm talking about actual snow that the Snow Miser makes up in the sky. Prena said that she wanted a little piece of history, so she made a snowball and stored it in her freezer. It's been there ever since. Prena calls it her "little pet" and says she only takes it out to share the snowball with her friends (Ed. note: Don't let your mind go to that dark-sided place!). Fun fact: Tommy Girl also keeps his first snowball in his freezer (Ed. note follow-up: Too late!).
One day soon, we'll all be memaws who keep all sorts of fuckery in our freezer. My abuelita kept used batteries, glowsticks from Disneyland, 200-year-old tamales and unused camera film in her freezer. It's a right of passage for memaws. And I think I've already stuck my pinky toe on that road, because I have a bottle of vodka, 8 bags of Mother's Circus Animals Cookies and a She-Ra action figure in my freezer.