Hot Slut Of The Day!
Prena Thomas, the memaw from Lakeland, FL who has a 33-year-old snowball in her freezer and ended up on the local news because of it!
In 1977, it snowed in Florida. And no, I'm not talking about the kind of snow that makes Lindsay Lohan's nostrils curl and twitch. I'm talking about actual snow that the Snow Miser makes up in the sky. Prena said that she wanted a little piece of history, so she made a snowball and stored it in her freezer. It's been there ever since. Prena calls it her "little pet" and says she only takes it out to share the snowball with her friends (Ed. note: Don't let your mind go to that dark-sided place!). Fun fact: Tommy Girl also keeps his first snowball in his freezer (Ed. note follow-up: Too late!).
One day soon, we'll all be memaws who keep all sorts of fuckery in our freezer. My abuelita kept used batteries, glowsticks from Disneyland, 200-year-old tamales and unused camera film in her freezer. It's a right of passage for memaws. And I think I've already stuck my pinky toe on that road, because I have a bottle of vodka, 8 bags of Mother's Circus Animals Cookies and a She-Ra action figure in my freezer.
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my grandma wanted to mail me snow once....but she figured out it would prolly melt before it got here. lol.
This isn't a shock to me....my mom still has a soft ball sized hail ball in her freezer from a storm 3 years ago.
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Alana Smithee
My grandmother used to freeze sweet potato pies and chocolate Easter bunnies..she'd have them in there for years lol!!!
I know this bitch who kept her bloody underwear she had on when she lost her virginity
Along with with a picture of her ex and some other crap including a "promise" ring he gave her..all stored in some frozen pizza carton for years and when her current husband found it..they almost got divorced over it since she kept this shit for many years and her hubby thought she was a virgin at a time
*hopefully she not conservative enough to read this site :x *
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This is so Barf!
Submitted by LisaRose on Wed, 01/13/2010 - 1:04pm.
That's not so bad, is it?!! :)
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Not so bad, I guess...it did make me say "Wow" tho.
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Evil Shoe?
JOS KEEEEEEEEEEEEEDING!
That's cool. Cold, achally.
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I keep a dead cockatiel in my freezer for years because I didn't know where to bury her. I lived in an apartment and I knew I wouldn't be there forever. About 7 years later I bought a home and one of the first things I did was bury her in my yard. That's not so bad, is it?!! :)
I had the misfortune to share an apartment with two most horribly eccentric mother fuckers in history. One a Japanese guy and other Chinese fat lady. The guy spitted everywhere, yes, fucking spitted! On toilet, on kitchen sink, on hall floor, you name it, he spitted on it. At first I could not understand what was it, for the life in me, I could not imagine someone actually spitting on stuff/food/furniture etc!!
And the woman kept frozen veggies in the freezer. Now you would say what's wrong with that. Well, nothing, she also kept a pair of flip flops ( as in shoes) on the veggie stack in the freezer. When I took the flip flop out of the freeze and left it in front of her room, she did not ask me anything. But when I went to the kitchen next time and decided to to make a salad, I found my olive oil smelling funny. She had mixed bleach in it. Yes, BLEACH. As in laundry bleach. Dumb bitch.
These horror stories are real and I lived there three months till I found another apartment and get the hell outta there.
P.S., these incidents happened in NYC.
I have the same thing in my fridge... but mine is a piece of hail that broke my roof the last winter ...i have that Motherfucker kidnapped in my fridge, he is not going to die !!!
Submitted by Mama Moore on Wed, 01/13/2010 - 10:03am.
My hippie friend has the placentas of her boys (now 19 and 17) in the fridge. She is saving them to plant trees over when they build their mountain dream house. Any year now, she says.
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What the... FUCK.
Submitted by Eileenie McMeanie on Wed, 01/13/2010 - 11:01am.
Submitted by No Words on Wed, 01/13/2010 - 10:24am.
OMG! Your poor hubby!
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Hilarious and horrifying at the same time; well, I should say...hilarious for me, horrifying for him.
Submitted by No Words on Wed, 01/13/2010 - 10:24am.
OMG! Your poor hubby!
"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living." Submitted by suckandfuck 12/14/2009 - 3:05pm.
loozah! Hold me IZ FWEEEEEEEZING! ♥♥♥♥
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
Submitted by loozer on Wed, 01/13/2010 - 10:29am.
AAaaaaahhhhh! She Keeps a ♥Snowpiece♥ in her freezer!
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Lovely!!!
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Was I the only one hoping she'd drop it? *mwahahaha*
That snowball is my age. Madness!
Turds and placentas?
*gags*
What the fuck happened to keeping a few lost teeth in your jewelry box and calling it a motherfucking DAY in the parenting department?
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AAaaaaahhhhh! She Keeps a ♥Snowpiece♥ in her freezer!
Remember on Picket Fences when Zelda fell in her freezer. Sad Times.
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Imaginary lover, You're mine all the time...
*ahem*
My brother has had a dead cat in the freezer for three years. He has OCD and can't bring himself to bury his pet because of the same fucking reason he can't throw away any of his trash.
*speed dials Hoarders producers again*
Oh, and my husband didn't know about this. You should have seen his face when he tried to find the bags of frozen corn. Wrong freezer.
LOL pleccy that was gross and funny!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
I call bullshit. Have you ever kept ice cubes in the freezer w/o using them regularly? They disintegrate. This grandma is a famewhore.
Submitted by Mama Moore on Wed, 01/13/2010 - 10:03am.
My hippie friend has the placentas of her boys (now 19 and 17) in the fridge. She is saving them to plant trees over when they build their mountain dream house. Any year now, she says.
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WOW
and "any year now, she says" made me lol
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
Submitted by Mama Moore on Wed, 01/13/2010 - 10:03am.
My hippie friend has the placentas of her boys (now 19 and 17) in the fridge. She is saving them to plant trees over when they build their mountain dream house.
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I guess that's better than this:
http://www.time.com/time/health/article/0,8599,1908194,00.html
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Congrats, Evil Shoe!
Gucci...YIKES!!!!
"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living." Submitted by suckandfuck 12/14/2009 - 3:05pm.
My hippie friend has the placentas of her boys (now 19 and 17) in the fridge. She is saving them to plant trees over when they build their mountain dream house. Any year now, she says.
Submitted by EvilShoe on Wed, 01/13/2010 - 9:35am.
Submitted by Paquita on Wed, 01/13/2010 - 9:33am.
Edited to add: I had a ring but the stone was wider than my finger so I had to downsize. lol
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Congrats, EvilShoe!
But - I'd have forced my finger to swell just so's I can have a bigger stone. Jussayin'
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@ Evilshoe, keep the good work in school and congratulations on the new ring. LOL
@Chatham...that is awesome that you were there. :)
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Eileenie McMeanie:
totally serious. my norther is reigns supreme when it comes on to sentiment!
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"she is lucky to be alive, because that ugly stick almost beat her to death".
hotmess119's dad.
I was in kindergarten in '77 in Florida when it snowed the last time. We ALL put a snowball in our freezers and kept them for years! I swear it. I'm 37 now, and all my elementary school friends and I are reminiscing about that very thing this week.
Submitted by Paquita on Wed, 01/13/2010 - 9:33am.
Awww thank you! I've been in and out of Dlisted. My classes started back up again. Six classes, ugh!
I'm getting my ring this weekend! THANK YOU!
Edited to add: I had a ring but the stone was wider than my finger so I had to downsize. lol
Awww abuelitas are cute!!
Evilshoe, hadn't see you and I wanted to congratulate you on your upcoming "nuptials" (always wanted to say it like that hehehe).
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LMAO, Uncle Brain-fart.
This is really weird, because just yesterday I was on the phone with my mother, listening to her yammer on about all of the shit that is in my memaw's freezer. I thought to myself, "Who gives a shit?". Apparently, the contents of a memaw's freezer are more relevant than I realized.
She's saving it for her very special witch potions.
It's true! The memaw down the street keeps batteries, nail polish and God knows what else in her fridge!
Submitted by gucci on Wed, 01/13/2010 - 8:55am....Are you being serious????
"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living." Submitted by suckandfuck 12/14/2009 - 3:05pm.
Submitted by NonnyMouse on Wed, 01/13/2010 - 8:54am.
She kept SNOW in the FREEZER.
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She's a sensible old bird. Keeping it in the oven wouldn't have kept it as fresh, like it just snowed in '77.
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My mother has a piece of my old doodie from when i first used the toilet. she put in a sealed jar along with water and vinegar and has had it in her closet for over 30 years. she also has a doodie bomb from my brother as well and a peepee diaper from my 2and oldest brother. she kept nothing from myt first oldest brother; i don't know i guess she couldn't stand him lololol! either that or she forgot!
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"she is lucky to be alive, because that ugly stick almost beat her to death".
hotmess119's dad.
She kept snow in the freezer.
She kept SNOW in the FREEZER.
The more I hear about Americans, the less I understand them.
And, this is probably the same FL bitch who had a 30yr Butterball in her freezer and wanted to know if it was okay to donate to the local shelter here.
This cold shit isn't right! Is it wrong that I've developed a relationship with my hair dryer beyond blowing hair dry? lol
I've got my new energy efficient a/c - heater (3 months old) that isn't worth a DAMN and can't keep up, a space heater on, two shirts and two jackets on etc and I'm COLD.
Okay fine, I've got those hand pocket warm up thingy's on each nipple, one on each ass cheek and one on the who-ha. No frostbite!
Kinda cute and kinda pathetic...all at the same time
"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living." Submitted by suckandfuck 12/14/2009 - 3:05pm.
I had a frozen Tarantula in our freezer for a few months. I caught it and thought it would be fun to show the kids,,,put it in the freezer while it was still alive ( i thought it would just "sleep" and wake back up when you defrost it.). Well it didnt... and i felt sad and threw it in the trash...
Waiting to be hit by rocks throw by PETA....
eh, I think it's kind of cool that she did that
Submitted by elmo533 on Wed, 01/13/2010 - 8:25am.
My grandmother keeps chewed gum in her freezer. You know, for "later".
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Oh, GOD AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!!
Uhmm...be thankful she doesn't keep her teeth in there with 'em. You know - for later.
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My grandmother keeps chewed gum in her freezer. You know, for "later".
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Chris Brown needs to like, wow, take that stupid ass bow tie and shove it down his throat. It's like, wow. WOW. --MK 8/31/09
I have a big can of Tomatoe Juice in my fridge that is about 12 years old. My buddy bought it when he visited and I never opened it. He's lives clear across the country so he only visits every 2 - 3 years or so, but when he opens my fridge and takes a look we laugh our ass off. I'm going to see how long I can keep it in there for.
Yay, my hometown. No wait I deny that place. But, Marky Mark's wife is from there.
Reminds me of the scene in that Albert Brooks mom-movie with Debbie Reynolds as he moves home as an adult and is disgusted the ice cream in her freezer is years old and has an ice layer over it to which Debbie shouts "You broke the protective covering!". I got a mom like that.
But has her chilly little friend gained sentience like the 3-year old cheeseburger darting in between the condiments in my fridge?
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