The Bachelor: Am I Missing Something Here?
On last night's OMGWTFSHOCKINGFIRSTTIMEFOREVERYTHING (their words) episode of The Bachelor, Rozlyn Papa, the 28-year-old make-up artist and single mother, was shown the exit after she allegedly had an "inappropriate relationship" with a male producer.
The show's host Chris Harrison, who talks slower than Forrest Gump on ludes, informed Rozlyn that the producer was fired. Rozlyn made me choke on an immunity rose (I eat one during every episode) when she said that she didn't think her personal life was anybody's business. After Chris Harrison finished swallowing the laugh that wanted to jump out of his mouth, he told Rozyn that she would also have to leave the house because Bachelor Jake is serious about finding a wife. And that's when I really choked on my immunity rose.
The show's episode never addressed what exactly Rozlyn and this dude producer did. Rozlyn swears to Entertainment Tonight that she never got sexy with the producer and they were just good friends. But Chris Harrison says that Roz and the producer did swap bodily fluids.
Okay, let's say Roz and the producer 69ed in the middle of the rose ceremony room. Who fucking cares? The Bachelor is dating more than one bitch at the same time, so why can't the girls? Are they saying that Bachelor Jake is the only ho who gets to suck on more than one tongue? Are the girls supposed to keep their vaginas and tongues to themselves while waiting for Jake to scoop them up? They should change the title of that show to THE HAREM.
But the most upsetting part was how Rozlyn looked when they gave her the ax. They should've given her some kind of notice, so she could've brought the glamour for the dramatic occasion. Bitch needed big hair, big cleavage and big heels! Roz looked like Nomi Malone in a bootleg Versayce, when she should've looked like a Cristal Connors.
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Cheating? The guys dating 10 chicks, that's not cheating, screw that - LIFE ISN'T FAIR!!!
Nothing like a BIG scandal to get more attention and ratings for such a lame show. Besides as if that douche is ever going to admit on national TV, that she's just an everyday Ho, who got it on with the producer, just for her chance to become famous. Sorry to say bitch but your blowing the wrong producer.
My close friend, and his longtime partner, are plaintiffs in the case against Prop 8 so I spent all day yesterday, in a Federal courtroom in San Francisco, listening to the Prop 8 defense drone one, for hours on end, about giving gays the right to marry would cause damage to the sanctity of marriage....usually, I would laugh at the irony...except I feel more like throwing up.
awesome.
I overheard some hens at the gym clucking away about this insidious garbage. How can woman get sooo excited over this? You must be absolutely brain dead to find The Bachelor genuinely engaging.
anyone else get a gay vibe off that douchebag?
right on. WTF is up with the allegation she's "cheating" when the frickin guy is swapping spit with all of them? Why am I even commenting? I must be insane. This show is a pathetic joke.
"My personal life is nobody's business." WTF? How can this trick say that when she's on a reality show and getting some on the side while competing to be The Bachelor's woman? LOL.
She's 28 and a single mom. The guy can do better.
Chris is such a drama queen, he was near tears. Me thinks that Rosalyn swapped bodily fluids with the producer he's had a mad crush on for seven years. Yeah, that is serious Chris - you should seek help.
I'm with MK - GRRL POWER!
I LOVE how she thought she was getting married or some shit when he first pulled her aside. Haha, beyotch! Nope.
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Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them. ~ Joseph Heller
She's good!!! She said that with a straight face and didn't get a fuck. I like her. Why are you in panties ABC
Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.
Submitted by madam s. on Tue, 01/12/2010 - 1:58pm.
These shows set women back like 3,000 years. Bunch of dumb fucks.
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100% agree Madam S.
Chris needs to Spit. It. Out already! Damn. What's with the lengthy dramatic pauses? Argh.
Also, she's like a prettier version of Scar Jo.
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"Kanye west is the biggest piece of shit on earth. Quote me." ~ Pink
Huh, good call, MK!!! That's a very good point!
Fuck this show!
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"Kanye west is the biggest piece of shit on earth. Quote me." ~ Pink
Now this skank will be given her own show, a clothing line she "designed" on QVC,and be on the cover of every gossip rag. We will never hear the end of her.
Goody. >:P
"Jesus and God really need to file a joint lawsuit against bitches for dragging their good names into unadulterated fuckery!" MK 2/15/09
Submitted by Stan Hooper on Tue, 01/12/2010 - 2:22pm.
I only loved Joe Millionaire. The skanky girl gave the flamer a blow job thinking she would win!!1. hahah! Love it - the joke was on her!!!. All the gal got for her troubles was her ass slurping cock in a dark spot on video tape. God, how embarrassing: losing the game even after a BJ.
The girl who didn't suck for dollars got a million bucks.
Now that was great TV!
Oh gawd that was the best thing ever!
barf barf triple barf. that was soo dumb. who really cares who she gets all jiggy with? not i. in fact, i hope the bachelor (the show as a whole and the dude) trips over a banana peel on the floor and breaks it's hip so bad that it can't return to tv. unfortunately, the ladies love it so it's their fault were witnessing this BS in the first place. thanks ladies.
Oh shit, a single mom...I feel bad for her because she was probably doing doggy style with a producer hoping to snag a real man, not a showmance, on the show. And the producer went around telling everyone. Oh snap! Keep the doggy style and the bjs in the bedrooms people!! I woulda loved if she'd said "Yeah your producer ate my coochie. What's yr point?" Oh, if only you said that Rozlyn then I would respect youuuuuuuuuuu!!!
The Bachelor is dating more than one bitch at the same time, so why can't the girls?
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That's a very good question, MK.
And I personally have never watched this show because the entire premise seemed boring as shit to me. Evidently that's not too far from the truth, if they're having to resort to this kind of fuckery just to garner a few ratings.
I agree MK. If he is slobbering all over a bunch of girls, they should be allowed to do the same thing. I am surprised this stupid show is still on.
And when Chris M stalled and said 'this is really diffucult..' and then 'this is really awkward..' I would have started the eye roll and the COME ON ALREADY hand motions or started snapping and said 'Just spit it out' Instead she just had a wide eyes dumb look and used her baby voice and it was so lame. She could have been all dramatic about it and had some fun but no... that takes a sense of humor. Oy
These knockneed plastic coated bitches all have to use the high pitched sing songy baby voices? RILLY?
And why are they all so concerned? As Dr. Phil would exhort... 'GET REALLLLLLLLLLL!" They were down a competitor right? Why so serious? Fuck it. I'd saunter over to the wet bar, fix some drinks and yell out better her than us. Fake concern + baby voices on grown ass women = grounds for homicide as far as I'm concerned.
For once I want some crass, chavvy brute chick to win and just antagonize the shit out of these clones. Just once. It would make the season worth tuning in to watch..
I think they pulled this shit for ratings and drama, it sure worked. That blah Jake has been on so many shows to talk about his 'heartbreak'. If this crap wasnt exploited that guy would be as good as a valium.
I only loved Joe Millionaire. The skanky girl gave the flamer a blow job thinking she would win!!1. hahah! Love it - the joke was on her!!!. All the gal got for her troubles was her ass slurping cock in a dark spot on video tape. God, how embarrassing: losing the game even after a BJ.
The girl who didn't suck for dollars got a million bucks.
Now that was great TV!
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"Let's unleash the defense lawyers." Nancy Grace.
Submitted by MuffinAmy on Tue, 01/12/2010 - 2:12pm.
Amen. I have never watched one episode of this joke show since the day it came on. In fact, I watch very few reality shows. I used to watch the auditions for American Idol in the first one or two seasons and then nothing since. Never saw Dancing with the Starts, Biggest Loser, America's Got Talent, and on and on. They're all stupid.
Submitted by Green Tea Latte on Tue, 01/12/2010 - 1:20pm.
@Janice
TRUTH! I'm the young'in in mah office and the older gals cream their shit over this drivel.
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Well, I suppose I'm one of those "older gals" but I must have missed the Old Lady Weekly newsletter because I hate this shit.
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"Kirsten suspected she might be knocked up when her monthly batch of menstrual berries weren't delivered to her vagina dock. " -- Michael K.
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mmmmm good
I can't believe this stupid show is still on the air. Never watched it, never will.
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- Steely Dan "Reeling In The Years"
These shows set women back like 3,000 years. Bunch of dumb fucks.
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The only shows I ever watched like this were Flavor of Love and Rock of Love. I hate the high class Bachelor crap.
@ Snowpiece
Snowy, are you being unfaithful to Bret Michaels? Tsk tsk... Can I have him?
On topic : Don't watch these dumb shows.
This show just bugs me, in the end when it comes down to the final 3 or 4, you know he sleeps with all of them, giving them the key to his HOtel room! Ewww!
SNOWY!!!! NO YOU DI-INT!!!!
*steam coming out of ears*
My avie is Olivier Martinez
"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living." Submitted by suckandfuck 12/14/2009 - 3:05pm.
I totally need a synthesizer to make my statements more dramatic.
me and Baaaaawston Raaaaaaaaawb
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
snowyyyyyyy - who/what is in your teeny tiny avvie?
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
Eileenie, refresh the page (I know it's crazy small) and who is in your avie?
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
@ DirtyWhoreMouth
luvvvvv your avie! NO MORE WIRE HANGERS!!!
Has anyone ever gotten married on this show? How do they say "he is looking for a wife" with a straight face???
Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 01/12/2010 - 1:42pm.....NO!!!!!!!!!
*cries uncontrollably*
"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living." Submitted by suckandfuck 12/14/2009 - 3:05pm.
@ Jim
*applause"
Jim, you're the voice of reason in this mad mad mad world!
Team Family Guy!
"Okay, let's say Roz and the producer 69ed in the middle of the rose ceremony room. Who fucking cares? The Bachelor is dating more than one bitch at the same time, so why can't the girls? Are they saying that Bachelor Jake is the only ho who gets to suck on more than one tongue? Are the girls supposed to keep their vaginas and tongues to themselves while waiting for Jake to scoop them up? They should change the title of that show to THE HAREM."
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Michael K, OMG I have been saying this since day ONE. I want to hump you right now for calling this shit out.
Everybody is a whore! Keep your privates to yourselves!! yacka yacka
Coma Caca!
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Eileenie McMeanie mm hmm, I bet you don't have a picture with him or a RedSox cap he signed, now do ya!?!?!? LOLOLOLOL
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
Ambah.. I lost my sneakah
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"I guess all you do, is lie back and think of England" Bear Grylls
Her personal life should stay private? LOLLLLLLLL.
*yawn*
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HEY! Snowy, he's mine! I love Boston Rob and "Amba"
"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living." Submitted by suckandfuck 12/14/2009 - 3:05pm.
Submitted by loozer on Tue, 01/12/2010 - 1:36pm.
Is anybody else finding this site a bit wonky today? It freezes up when I try to enter threads or post.
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*raises hand*
Twice, when I was trying to edit my posts.
Then Safari just up and quit my ass.
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Submitted by xerquina on Thu, 11/12/2009 - 1:59pm.
suckandfuck you are by far the most vile person here