From Posh To Pish
Because Emporio Armani really wanted to tap into their lot lizard demographic, they replaced Posh Beckham with hooker of many words Megan Fox. Here's Megan in her first campaign for Armani making fancy ladythings look like something a yeasty motel prostitute with chaffed nipples might sift through in the "$1 for 1lb" bin at the Salvation Army.
Hey, Megan is the one that opened up the doors of hate with that picture above. I mean, it looks like the legendary Marilyn Monroe is kissing her ass. Marilyn Monroe kissing Megan Fox's ass! THE FUCK?!
No, no, no, we're not going live in that world. Let's just tell ourselves that Megan Fox's Marilyn tattoo is actually a tattoo of Bobby Trendy dressed in drag as Anna Nicole Smith. Yeah, that's better. I'm trying to see the world through Cousin Shelly's eyes.
via The Sun
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'Scuse me, I don't think Marilyn Monroe 'preciates getting a lace imprint on her face, thankyouverymuch.
Actually, I read in an interview with her that she admits to being very insecure and constantly feels like people are making fun of her behind her bad. Sad because her worst fears are true. Does anyone take her seriously?
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"Sucky&Fucky, You were so gentle, wise and patient with Fishsticks. You're amazing!" - little_rascal
i try to think of myself as a normal(don't snicker!) red blooded straight male... i just don't get the appeal of Megan Fox.
... maybe if she could transform into a car... nah, still no.
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"It all makes perfect sense
Expressed in dollars and cents
Pounds, shillings and pence
Can't you see
It all makes perfect sense"
Submitted by Emmatrude on Tue, 01/12/2010 - 10:42am.
Submitted by fishsticksfan on Tue, 01/12/2010 - 10:38am.
why the fuck can't I post without someone jumping all over my ass!?
QUIT ATTENTION WHORING YOU ETERNAL VICTIM, I WAS JUST MAKING A GENERAL STATEMENT.
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You keep giving me attention so methinks you have a CRUSH! Awwwww.....
shes hawt like ball sweat
I find it interesting that most of the people who call Megan Fox "hot" or "beautiful" are women who want to be as thin as she is or teenage boys who don't know any better.
She's not hot. Her tattoos are not hot and her face is not beautiful (and will continue to morph with more surgery as she gets older). The only thing she has going for her is she is thin. Other than that, she looks "hard" and sort of used up for someone who is only 22 or 23. End of story.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 01/12/2010 - 10:41am.
fishy - don't sweat it... I love the term mouthbreather! just hit your ignore button and keep on movin...
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Thanks jack. It just everyday someone is up in my grill and telling what to talk about or not talk about and some people are so fucking BOSSY! Gottdamn.
Submitted by fishsticksfan on Tue, 01/12/2010 - 10:38am.
why the fuck can't I post without someone jumping all over my ass!?
QUIT ATTENTION WHORING YOU ETERNAL VICTIM, I WAS JUST MAKING A GENERAL STATEMENT.
fishy - don't sweat it... I love the term mouthbreather! just hit your ignore button and keep on movin...
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
Okay, so, fact: Megan Fox is a fool. But here's another fact: she makes me feel kind of funny. Like when I used to climb the ropes in gym class. I think she makes me a little gay.
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I like boring things.
come on now, people. i know she's not the sharpest tool in the shed, but the girl has a slamming body and is very pretty. i call it like i see it.
wow the header image, photoshop much? And HURRAY she didn't have to prove to us all she waxed her crotch.
why the fuck can't I post without someone jumping all over my ass!?
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"Sucky&Fucky, You were so gentle, wise and patient with Fishsticks. You're amazing!" - little_rascal
Submitted by OurMissC on Tue, 01/12/2010 - 10:36am.
Why didn't they Photoshop the tattoo away? It distracts from the product. She's beautiful but she comes with so much baggage.
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Why stop at the tattoo? Why didn't they jsut Photoshop the face away? Look at Pleco, he has the right idea.
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Submitted by xerquina on Thu, 11/12/2009 - 1:59pm.
suckandfuck you are by far the most vile person here
Just the other day I was thinking I hadn't seen this dummy anywhere in a while. If they are still looking to cast the remake of "Mannequin", Megan can play the parts where the mannequin is not alive.
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"Honey, we're all lesbians when the right man is not around." - Karen Walker
Why didn't they Photoshop the tattoo away? It distracts from the product. She's beautiful but she comes with so much baggage.
Everything sounds better with "former high-class call girl" before it. - Michael K
WHY IS "MOUTHBREATHER" THE NUMBER ONE GO-TO INSULT AROUND HERE? SO PEOPLE ARE NEVER ALLOWED TO OPEN THEIR MOUTHS IN A PHOTO? COME ON I'M NOT DEFENDING THIS SLAG BUT SHE'S JUST TRYING TO POSE SEXY.
This whore has the same fucking look on her face in every fucking picture she's ever taken.
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"To me it looks like a leprechaun to me, all you got to do is look up in the tree. Who all seen da leprechaun say yeyah!"
This slag cannOT keep her lips closed. Mouthbreather? affirmative.
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"Sucky&Fucky, You were so gentle, wise and patient with Fishsticks. You're amazing!" - little_rascal
LOL ewwwwwwwwwwwwww, I can't stop looking at it
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 01/12/2010 - 10:27am.
OMG look at this implant! (its not MF, some other ho bag)
http://photos.tmz.com/galleries/silvstedts_smokin_bod?adid=chillzone3_ph...
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Now THAT'S a rabid possum!
Even her fake boobies look vicious.
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Bottom-feeder.
Gorge your eyes on Gorgeous Georgina : http://sites.google.com/site/gorgeousgeorginashow/home
snow-bewbs yea, it's the new implant/juicer from Ron Poepeel (sp?)....
http://www.faqs.org/photo-dict/photofiles/list/989/1444juicer.jpg
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
Submitted by Plecostomus on Tue, 01/12/2010 - 10:25am.
Submitted by Passionate on Tue, 01/12/2010 - 10:24am.
Yeah but who isn't better looking in B&W or sepia?
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*thinks*
*thinks hard*
Uhm...Snooki?
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Wow, Pleco, hawt!
True about Snooki, she needs that orange aura or it aint Jersey!
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Not a rick roll...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=35YivWEs3zw
Posh is too skinny and this bitch is too dumb, but gotta judge her on the pictures, I think she's got a great body but the face is fucking funky.
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Submitted by xerquina on Thu, 11/12/2009 - 1:59pm.
suckandfuck you are by far the most vile person here
Um well, I don't see much difference between Posh and this tramp, really. Both are untalented pieces of trash with way too much money and media coverage. And don't make me open the Marilyn Monroe can of worms, MK.
I don't see Megan Fox selling super expensive designer clothes either, maybe because I know she's tacky as hell.
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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.
Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 01/12/2010 - 10:27am....ewwwww. She needs a refund!
"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living." Submitted by suckandfuck 12/14/2009 - 3:05pm.
Submitted by Passionate on Tue, 01/12/2010 - 10:24am.
Yeah but who isn't better looking in B&W or sepia?
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*thinks*
*thinks hard*
Uhm...Snooki?
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Bottom-feeder.
Gorge your eyes on Gorgeous Georgina : http://sites.google.com/site/gorgeousgeorginashow/home
*puts down sandwich*
OMG look at this implant! (its not MF, some other ho bag)
http://photos.tmz.com/galleries/silvstedts_smokin_bod?adid=chillzone3_ph...
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
The only picture that looks interesting is the one of her in the white outfit. She has a much better body than Posh but she isn't giving off fever in any of those pictures.
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I am not a pussy.
She is gorgeous, but stupid
"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living." Submitted by suckandfuck 12/14/2009 - 3:05pm.
Yeah but who isn't better looking in B&W or sepia?
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Not a rick roll...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=35YivWEs3zw
I think someone has had too much fucking coffee this morning! FUCK!
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
shes got split ends
MEGAN'S TATS ARE REALLY EDUCATIONAL. LIKE, I NEVER KNEW MARILYN MONROE WAS ASIAN TIL I SAW THE TAT.
That tattoo is the worst!
The only tattoo that Ive seen worse then that is this stupid kid I know got this huge tattoo on his forearm that says passion. He put a picture on fb the other day and took it down 15 min later because of all the shit he was getting for it.
~Pamela~
Scabby whores don't make me want to buy upscale lingerie
oh man, I forgot how much I loved Cousin Shelley!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
She looks lovely in black and white. When she's in color, she looks too orange, has chest freckles ALREADY, and is clearly getting a little wrinkly in the face from all the tanning. But in black and white, I admit, she is stunning. Except for that gawd-awful tat.
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"Kanye west is the biggest piece of shit on earth. Quote me." ~ Pink
She is so cutting edge. Usually, you find a girl who starts in porn and tries to work her way into mainstream movies. Megan is trying to do the opposite.
I can hardly wait to see her in Tijuana Donkey Fuck VI.
Her tat looks more like a 50's barbie doll head than M.M. Weren't they also considering Jolie? Fox is younger with the better body.
Lot lizard = bang on.
"Still better than "Posh". "
X2
She is still purdy.
*runs away*
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I hate you but I'm not in hate with you.
TRUE SUSHI. I GUESS I FORGOT ABOUT "NEW ANGIE" THAT IS FUCKING SELF RIGHTEOUS, I KIND OF MISS THE OLD "BRAZEN WHORE" ANGIE.
DOWNGRADE
THESE ADS ARE TOTALLY PRO ANA AND THERE IS ONLY ONE QUEEN OF THE ANAS, POSH. THIS FOX BITCH IS JUST A CUT-RATE HACK ANOREXIC - SHIT, SHE PROBABLY BINGES AND PURGES!
This was not the way to go Armani.
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I've written a letter to MK...saying...I...love...youuuuuu.
don't think i cut pitt any slack. i think he's a dick who pretends to be this nice guy. but jolie is well known for going after taken men and then pretending she would never do that because her dad cheated on her mother.
What will the UN say?
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
Definite upgrade considering very few men found Posh physically desirable.