From Posh To Pish
Because Emporio Armani really wanted to tap into their lot lizard demographic, they replaced Posh Beckham with hooker of many words Megan Fox. Here's Megan in her first campaign for Armani making fancy ladythings look like something a yeasty motel prostitute with chaffed nipples might sift through in the "$1 for 1lb" bin at the Salvation Army.
Hey, Megan is the one that opened up the doors of hate with that picture above. I mean, it looks like the legendary Marilyn Monroe is kissing her ass. Marilyn Monroe kissing Megan Fox's ass! THE FUCK?!
No, no, no, we're not going live in that world. Let's just tell ourselves that Megan Fox's Marilyn tattoo is actually a tattoo of Bobby Trendy dressed in drag as Anna Nicole Smith. Yeah, that's better. I'm trying to see the world through Cousin Shelly's eyes.
via The Sun
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Megan Fox is hot, but not beautiful.
I would say Angelina, although not one of my favorite celebrities, is beautiful.
I'm not a fan of tattoos... they reek of low self-esteem, IMO.
She is smarter that she's given credit for. The only stupid thing she's doing now is to continue to date David Silver. Dump the douche!
TTFN
TEAM BIGGER BREASTS
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
First off, ricki lake, if you are a big homo why are you defending Megan Fox? Are you a fan of her acting abilities? lol
Megan Fox is young and thin. That is what she has going for her. She was very pretty when she was 17-18, but she's screwed that up with surgery and weight loss. Now, she looks like a hard-living stripper more than a pretty, young woman.
In addition, Megan Fox has bad, damaged skin for someone in her early 20s. It's not as bad Hohan's skin, but looks worse than many others her age.
That's my opinion as a straight male over 25.
P.S. My last girlfriend had much prettier skin and bigger breasts than Megan Fox. And just as important, she is a lot smarter than Megan Fox. Thanks.
Bitch looks ridiculous.
Coffee...coffee!
On topic: ...ummm yeah
Coma Caca!
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Submitted by Chirio on Tue, 01/12/2010 - 11:40am.
@ESE! I saw you!! I saw you take my money!!
i'm sorry... here, let me treat you to breakfast, or perhaps a tattoo!
OT: hey, i said "tattoo"!
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"It all makes perfect sense
Expressed in dollars and cents
Pounds, shillings and pence
Can't you see
It all makes perfect sense"
Submitted by super martian r... on Tue, 01/12/2010 - 11:41am.
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ITA. Jolie is certifiably nuts, and I think her madness is genuine.
Fox - not so much. She tries, but ends up just coming off as...stupid.
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Bottom-feeder.
Gorge your eyes on Gorgeous Georgina : http://sites.google.com/site/gorgeousgeorginashow/home
It is amazing how much attention this conceited, arrogant, untalented, moronic, white trash slut is getting.
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"Charlie you fucking bitch, let's work it out" - High Fidelity
Submitted by Plecostomus on Tue, 01/12/2010 - 11:38am.
Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 01/12/2010 - 11:35am.
Ok thanks. I guess I can see that although Jolie has more of a natural bad ass attitude with herself. Megan Fox doesn't seem to exude bad girl to me but I guess she has yet to convince me.
angel_i
So why do people compare Megan Fox to Angelina Jolie constantly?
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I see the similarities. But I think what's the same is more the essence. The sex appeal, the style...and all that wrapped up in a brunette, which is not that common...It's the Sophia Loren factor. None of those women really LOOK like each other but they have a similar draw.
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Not to mention the tats and the action movies and being way too outspoken (always wanting to shock)...
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I'm your huckleberry...
@ESE! I saw you!! I saw you take my money!!
On topic: So I think Angelina should be taking care of her kids, instead of going from one designer to another...st.john now Armani. take a break bitch!
Coma Caca!
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Submitted by super martian r... on Tue, 01/12/2010 - 11:32am.
So why do people compare Megan Fox to Angelina Jolie constantly?
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It's not that they look exactly alike, but they are of a similar type: skinny, leggy brunettes with attitude (real or imagined).
I must admit to being guilty of picking up the Angie vibe from Megan - maybe it's just that. A vibe. It's the "bad girl" aura they give off, or that people impute to them.
Or maybe it's just that they're both crazy in the cabeza.
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Bottom-feeder.
Gorge your eyes on Gorgeous Georgina : http://sites.google.com/site/gorgeousgeorginashow/home
Ah yes, I remember now. I suppose I could've been more off. Both sorta medieval Cary Elwes comedies made in the late 80's (though Robin Hood wasn't released 'til a few years later). Drrrr
Submitted by Chirio on Tue, 01/12/2010 - 11:32am.
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Tue, 01/12/2010 - 11:15am.
just imagine... if she's photographed sleeping... she took your job!LOL!
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Hell no!! no one can take my job! NEVERRRRR!! lol!
*passes out*
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*steals Chirio's wallet*... i knew she would prove she's the best napper!LOL!
OT: she always looks dazed
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"It all makes perfect sense
Expressed in dollars and cents
Pounds, shillings and pence
Can't you see
It all makes perfect sense"
Submitted by super martian r... on Tue, 01/12/2010 - 11:32am.
So why do people compare Megan Fox to Angelina Jolie constantly?
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I see the similarities. But I think what's the same is more the essence. The sex appeal, the style...and all that wrapped up in a brunette, which is not that common...It's the Sophia Loren factor. None of those women really LOOK like each other but they have a similar draw.
♥ Threadkilla!
Did you have a nice time last night, WHORE?
So why do people compare Megan Fox to Angelina Jolie constantly? I NEVER understood that, to me they look nothing alike. Is Megan Fox just supposed to be the "angelina jolie" of the younger generation or do delusional people think they look alike?
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Tue, 01/12/2010 - 11:22am.
Submitted by madam s. on Tue, 01/12/2010 - 11:19am.
I mean, she's trashier and dumber and less appealing than Posh, by far.
i agree!... and that's saying a lot, i mean... you're talking about a Spice Girl, for jeebus sake!
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For. Realz.
♥ Threadkilla!
Did you have a nice time last night, WHORE?
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Tue, 01/12/2010 - 11:15am.
just imagine... if she's photographed sleeping... she took your job!LOL!
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Hell no!! no one can take my job! NEVERRRRR!! lol!
*passes out*
Coma Caca!
Megan Fox has a nice physique, but the rest of her in the photos has been really Photoshopped. She had imperfections removed, such as moles, yet left that tattoo on. She wants more tattoos! She mentioned a sleeve.
The salient point is why did Brian Austin Green split with her? Simply because she's a pain and to demanding.
She'll end up as the brunette version of LiLo.
Submitted by madam s. on Tue, 01/12/2010 - 11:19am.
I mean, she's trashier and dumber and less appealing than Posh, by far.
i agree!... and that's saying a lot, i mean... you're talking about a Spice Girl, for jeebus sake!
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"It all makes perfect sense
Expressed in dollars and cents
Pounds, shillings and pence
Can't you see
It all makes perfect sense"
Submitted by ricki lake on Tue, 01/12/2010 - 11:16am.
ZOMG fishsticksfan, u r TOOOtilly hottur den Meggin Foxe! lol
Is that from Robin Hood: Men in Tights? haha CREEPY
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It's the albino in the pit of despair in the Princess bride. My last hair cut looked like that. FUCKED!!!! And when I drink too much and puke - my face does kind of look like that the next day.
That tat is the trashiest thing even when it isn't kissing her ass. It totally takes away from her beauty rather than lending to it.
♥ Threadkilla!
Did you have a nice time last night, WHORE?
These are photoshopped beyond recognition. But even with photoshopping her to look good, she still is so trashy and dumb that I don't think it was a good move by the company. I mean, she's trashier and dumber and less appealing than Posh, by far.
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The tats take away any femininity she may have. To me, she's always looked very harsh.
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Never step into the path of a single woman and the last kielbasa sausage, it is very dangerous. That is dinner and a date all in one! - urmomma
ZOMG fishsticksfan, u r TOOOtilly hottur den Meggin Foxe! lol
Is that from Robin Hood: Men in Tights? haha CREEPY
Chiri: ahahahahahha Avatar body is true~
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
Submitted by Chirio on Tue, 01/12/2010 - 11:11am.
Post pic: tattoo looks like jennifer tilly with blond hair
Pic 1: arm looks weird
Pic 3: her body looks like an Avatar's body
pic 4: ooooh don't tell me the new look is to wet our clothes!!
just imagine... if she's photographed sleeping... she took your job!LOL!
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"It all makes perfect sense
Expressed in dollars and cents
Pounds, shillings and pence
Can't you see
It all makes perfect sense"
Submitted by Chirio on Tue, 01/12/2010 - 11:11am.
Post pic: tattoo looks like jennifer tilly with blond hair
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spot on
Post pic: tattoo looks like jennifer tilly with blond hair
Pic 1: arm looks weird
Pic 3: her body looks like an Avatar's body
pic 4: ooooh don't tell me the new look is to wet our clothes!!
Coma Caca!
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Submitted by ricki lake on Tue, 01/12/2010 - 10:55am.
F. I'm a big homo, and don't even give a shit about Megan Fox or her lack of long-term career prospects. I'm just tired of jellis hookas ragging on and on about her. Get over it. Some people are prettier than you are. Move the fuck on.
Teasing real uglies is when the real fun begins.
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You can tease me. Here is what I look like:
http://bigmexicandinner.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/the_albino.jpg
Yayyy! Love you snowwy! Whatchu up to girl?
Frybread...I'd like to see what your girlfriend looks like, lol. Also, if "all she had going for her is youth," compare her to every other chick her age. She's still coming out near the top. Done and done. Her potential to fuck up her face with plastic surgery has no bearing on what she looks like now. Done and done.
Also, I didn't know little boys had such pronounced curves, hips, and breasts. But we know you can't be a "real woman" unless you have big saggy udders to match your designer size 16 gunt.
Shit, MK needs to move on from Usher so I can stop 'defending' this ho! Haha.
For some reason she reminds me of that Kristen Wiig character on SNL. The one that is hot until she starts talking.
snowy - yea, I'd hit it in a heartbeat! she's just another annoying fucking woman in my book!
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
she looks better when she's in the transformer movies with a few pounds on. here, she's so skinny and trashy she looks a bit like adrianne curry in the first thumbnail.
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Tue, 01/12/2010 - 10:53am.
Submitted by fishsticksfan on Tue, 01/12/2010 - 10:48am.
Does anyone take her seriously?
depends, are we talking about her ordering takeout or actually having a conversation with her when it arrives? because, i DO believe she can dial a phone, i'll give her that
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LMAO!!!
guys with one eye all find her banging!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
amen, ricki. i guess that's that.
Man, I use to really like this fuckin chick. Now I can't stand the sight of her fuckin face. Skinny as Posh is, she did the campaign A LOT more justice.
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Back to Black.
Submitted by SpiceDong on Tue, 01/12/2010 - 10:52am.
Submitted by fishsticksfan on Tue, 01/12/2010 - 10:38am.
why the fuck can't I post without someone jumping all over my ass!?
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Maybe it's the Paltrow curse :-P
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OMG YOU ARE RIGHT. I guess I am kind of asking for it. She seems to make people grouchy.
Oh God, people are still on and on about whether Megan Fox is "hot"? Please.
A. "Beauty is in the eye of the beholder" and all that jazz, so who are you really trying to convince? And of what? That you hate Megan Fox?
B. She may be dumb, stuck-up, a "slut," a bitch, or whatever you else want to call her, but she certainly isn't ugly. Thin > fat, her skin is clear, her hair is nice and shiny, her face is symmetrical, her features proportionate, etc. etc. etc. She is most certainly not unattractive, even if she isn't your type.
C. 99.999999999999% of the guys on the planet thinks this bitch is smokin', and any guy who tells you differently is lying because they know you will get pissed about it.
D. 99.999999999999% of the people who are always on and on about how unattractive she is are women. So are 100% of the ones who say she has "a little boy body." Gee, what shock.
E. MK is my new hero for using "lot lizard." I saw a Jerry Springer episode one time where a daughter in TN begged her mother to stop hooking at the local truck-stop, and the aged, toothless whore kept braying, "I like being a lot lizard!" with spittle flying everywhere. It was al kinds of amazing.
F. I'm a big homo, and don't even give a shit about Megan Fox or her lack of long-term career prospects. I'm just tired of jellis hookas ragging on and on about her. Get over it. Some people are prettier than you are. Move the fuck on. Teasing real uglies is when the real fun begins.
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I'm not a woman. I guess, by your scientific analysis, I'm one of the .000000000001% of straight men who doesn't find Megan Fox attractive.
All she has going for her is she is thin and young. Her face was once pretty, but she is fucking it up with surgery -- she's already had a nose job and lip injections that are giving her the beginning of the "trout pout" look.
Submitted by LuxLuv on Tue, 01/12/2010 - 10:58am.
i saw her a couple of days ago, but not since... i'll pass it along though when i do...
wait a second!!.. what do i look like, a mailman?!! you tell your work that you need time for dlisted... and a raise!!LOL!
OT: meh, i don't care what ricki's exibit: c states... i just don't think she's hot
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"It all makes perfect sense
Expressed in dollars and cents
Pounds, shillings and pence
Can't you see
It all makes perfect sense"
Hiya Ricki, good to see you, I missed your beatdowns! ♥♥♥♥
ps I said she was smoking, LOL
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
Submitted by ricki lake on Tue, 01/12/2010 - 10:55am.
F. I'm a big homo, and don't even give a shit about Megan Fox or her lack of long-term career prospects. I'm just tired of jellis hookas ragging on and on about her. Get over it. Some people are prettier than you are. Move the fuck on. Teasing real uglies is when the real fun begins.
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best shit I've heard all day!!
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
Yo, ESE, tell Peaches hello for me. I've been in and out, not doing Night Crew much anymore (work).
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gwd!
And that is how I feel about all this shit.
Whoa, I just clicked on Snowy's link. Jeebus. Those must be saline.
Love Pleco's costume change today.
Oh God, people are still on and on about whether Megan Fox is "hot"? Please.
A. "Beauty is in the eye of the beholder" and all that jazz, so who are you really trying to convince? And of what? That you hate Megan Fox?
B. She may be dumb, stuck-up, a "slut," a bitch, or whatever you else want to call her, but she certainly isn't ugly. Thin > fat, her skin is clear, her hair is nice and shiny, her face is symmetrical, her features proportionate, etc. etc. etc. She is most certainly not unattractive, even if she isn't your type.
C. 99.999999999999% of the guys on the planet thinks this bitch is smokin', and any guy who tells you differently is lying because they know you will get pissed about it.
D. 99.999999999999% of the people who are always on and on about how unattractive she is are women. So are 100% of the ones who say she has "a little boy body." Gee, what shock.
E. MK is my new hero for using "lot lizard." I saw a Jerry Springer episode one time where a daughter in TN begged her mother to stop hooking at the local truck-stop, and the aged, toothless whore kept braying, "I like being a lot lizard!" with spittle flying everywhere. It was al kinds of amazing.
F. I'm a big homo, and don't even give a shit about Megan Fox or her lack of long-term career prospects. I'm just tired of jellis hookas ragging on and on about her. Get over it. Some people are prettier than you are. Move the fuck on. Teasing real uglies is when the real fun begins.
Submitted by fishsticksfan on Tue, 01/12/2010 - 10:48am.
Does anyone take her seriously?
depends, are we talking about her ordering takeout or actually having a conversation with her when it arrives? because, i DO believe she can dial a phone, i'll give her that
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"It all makes perfect sense
Expressed in dollars and cents
Pounds, shillings and pence
Can't you see
It all makes perfect sense"
Submitted by fishsticksfan on Tue, 01/12/2010 - 10:38am.
why the fuck can't I post without someone jumping all over my ass!?
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Maybe it's the Paltrow curse :-P
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