Tuesday, January 12th 2010

From Posh To Pish

Because Emporio Armani really wanted to tap into their lot lizard demographic, they replaced Posh Beckham with hooker of many words Megan Fox. Here's Megan in her first campaign for Armani making fancy ladythings look like something a yeasty motel prostitute with chaffed nipples might sift through in the "$1 for 1lb" bin at the Salvation Army.

Hey, Megan is the one that opened up the doors of hate with that picture above. I mean, it looks like the legendary Marilyn Monroe is kissing her ass. Marilyn Monroe kissing Megan Fox's ass! THE FUCK?!

No, no, no, we're not going live in that world. Let's just tell ourselves that Megan Fox's Marilyn tattoo is actually a tattoo of Bobby Trendy dressed in drag as Anna Nicole Smith. Yeah, that's better. I'm trying to see the world through Cousin Shelly's eyes.

Posted by: Michael K


Cake666's picture

"I'm not a fan of tattoos... they reek of low self-esteem, IMO."

I think you're confused. Botox & Plastic surgery yes, tattoos are more like having earrings and just as old of a human tradition.
But I guess old people will always be uptight.

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Cake666's picture

She always looks so cheap.

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kylimayrow's picture

Submitted by kanderso on Tue, 01/12/2010 - 12:18pm.

Submitted by parkerj on Tue, 01/12/2010 - 12:03pm.
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"Have to grudgingly agree, but edit to say Angie Ho USED to be beautiful but ruined it with her ano tendencies. There's something about some faces - Natalie Portman, young Angie Ho, young Catharine Zeta Jones, Liz Taylor in her prime, young Grace Kelly - that just kind of make your jaw drop. I would not say that Megan has that kind of face. She has an attractive, symmetrical face, but not a beautiful one. The 'wow' factor is just missing. It's a wee bit generic (maybe because of the nose and lip work?)."
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I agree, when you look at faces that belong to people like Margaux Hemingway http://content8.flixster.com/photo/43/61/83/4361830_tml.jpg (god rest her soul),
and even more from back in the day, there was just something clean,beautiful about their faces. Now days all of these upstart starlets look like you can find half of them at the local stripper pole. Just rancid & fake. Yes, M. Fox is a hot piece before & after plastic surgery http://newsnidea.com/wp-content/gallery/megan-fox-before-and-after/megan... , but with a little work a handful of ho's can look like her. She really is nothing spectacular. Her & most of the new "stars" ,Kristen Stewart,Miley Cyrus and so many more countless cunts have really brought down the idea of the screen siren. ick they are all so icky

z-listed's picture

Do they really want this nasty trailer trash as their model? I know Posh doesn't know how to smile either, but for god's sake, she's POSH!

Her big toe, the one with the bunion, is worth more than whatshername Fox will ever be!

Go Megan!!

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She should be hot like fiyah but the magic marker tattoos smother whatever residual heat she has. I hope she never has a seance to summon Marilyn. Norma Jean will rise in a puff of flashing steam holding SOS pads in both hands screaming: "Ima take my face off of you, beyatch"!

Libra's picture

Hate to admit it but she is GORGEOUS !!!!!

TheBreakdown's picture

I thınk Megan Fox ıs pretty enough but serıously?

These photos look downrıght trashy.

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Die gelangweilte Gräfin's picture

I don't know what's the fuss about that stupid cow? Every averagely attractive girl will look like that after a two-hours makeup session with a professional makeup artist. No big deal. There's nothing special about the body either.
She's young, dumb and most likely full of cum and just as overrated as that annoying do-gooder she's desperately trying to copy.
NEXT!!!

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Tigerlilly's picture

Aside from those shiteous tattoos, I just think Megan Fox is stunningly beautiful...mesmerizingly so...The dumb things that come out of her mouth don't really bother me...I don't think extra purty peeps should be smart, they already got an extra helping of purty, it's only fair they didn't get no smarties. Purties that got smarties too REALLY piss me off! That shit ain't fair!!! In no way is that shit fair!

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xerquina's picture

for once i'm not gonna even hate. bitch looks beautiful here.

Zorba-the-Geek's picture

She's got a great body, a little too skinny but perfect waist to hip ratio. I'm obsessed with that kind of stuff because unfortunately I've got the skinny boyish figure. Need me some CURVES.

Don't like the shape of her face. Like it's too close to an egg or an alien. She needs to cover that shit up. She looks better when her hair is cascading around her face and not exposing the tenhead.

Overall, not too shabby. I like Megan ONLY for the reason that she's quickly replaced Jolie as the go-to sex goddess.

julesinSD's picture

Average face. She always looks like she needs to bathe - she never looks clean. Could it be the skanky looking tattoos she wrecked her self with.
Tattoos = skank Ho - no matter how beautiful they are - you're a dirtbag if you get one that's visible.

She's TERRIBLE. Just a horrible terrible awful human. Maybe she is an alien? She is genuinely pretty, but the second you get around her you want to pour sulfuric acid on yourself to get away from her.

Whatever's picture

Sorry but when she poses she just looks skeevy.

aCertainAllure's picture

I've personally never been one for tattoos but hey it's her choice. She looks stunning in these pictures though. Too bad everyone says she's mean. =/
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MooseMama's picture

Someone slap me because I actually think the pictures where you cant see her stupid tattoo look really good, maybe she'll give up talking and just do underwear ads it would be her best career move, that tattoo is retarded
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ricki lake's picture

Bradiful, Megan Fox is a pothead? Ok I kinda like her more now. Altho I still can't excuse the Brian Austin Green. You fuck DAVID SILVER, u don't fuck the poor schmoe who played him, 20 years later. Learn the Hollywood game, Megan, and you may just last until 2013.

BRADIFUL BITCH's picture

OH CRAP! I meant BRIAN Austin Green.

*staples brains back in place*

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ISprainedMyUvula's picture

Speaking of 90210, I did think at first glance that the main pic was Shannen Doherty but then I realized she wasn't wonky enough in the face.

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Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on Tue, 01/12/2010 - 1:49pm.
rukiddingme, David Silver is the name of the character David Austin Green played on Beverly Hills 90210

this whole thing cracked me up!

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GlitterKitty's picture

I don't know who David Silver is. I thought Megan Fox was dating David Austin Green.
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Maybe this is an age issue because Brain Austin Green to us will always be:

http://www.bodybuilding.dk/files/attachments/8397-david%20silver.jpg

David Silver from 90210

Nothing about this says Armani.

BRADIFUL BITCH's picture

rukiddingme, David Silver is the name of the character David Austin Green played on Beverly Hills 90210.

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SallyTomato's picture

Good Lord, is she even physically able to take a picture with her mouth closed? I get that the whole "promise of a blow job" face is supposed to be hot, but can she do anything else?

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I don't know who David Silver is. I thought Megan Fox was dating David Austin Green.

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BRADIFUL BITCH's picture

OMG RICKI!

Hai hor, been a while.
That was directed at the "loon" mental cases that just shoot out "JELUS H8RZ" as some kind of resolution to why she gets snarked on.

I think she's purdy and she doesn't bother me all that much, she's a hwat bitch. And she's ♥'s the ganja.

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ethang's picture

@ Glitterkitty

I agree. She had some minor work done but one does not go looking like Megan Fox without already having looked like Megan Fox.

In other words, Lets give Fantasia or Kelly Clarkson the same minor surgical treatments and let's see what beauty specimens we come up with.

ricki lake's picture

Bradiful Bitch, I can buy that argument, for sure. These hos are all generic carbon copies of each other. But calling them "ugly" and "so unattractive" and whatever else is what makes chicks look like jealous catty bitches, because they most certainly ARENT ugly. If they'd say what they meant instead of acting like jealous bitches, no one would think they are jealous bitches. Pretty obvious, no? (And let's face it, some ARE just jealous. The ridiculously rabid, beyond all reason ones. There are always those people, no matter who you're talking about.)

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Submitted by ethang on Tue, 01/12/2010 - 12:54pm.
Megan is hot. Some of you ladies really need to get over it. Despite your claim to the contrary, your insecurities really shine through on a Megan Fox post. Everytime.
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Couldn't be that her lack of talent, big mouth and ugly personality overshadows her looks. Pretty girls are a dime a dozen. Pretty girls who are talented, well spoken and nice are not and Miss Fox does NOT fall into that category.

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GlitterKitty's picture

@ salacious, Oh I know I don't for a minute think many don't get help. I wonder about Naomi Watts as she, and i say this with love for her, looks like she has a few wrinkles and her face moves. Same with Winslet, she never touched those tits or her face. Meryl is another one and Blanchett, not sure.

But then we are talking about women with actual talent. I think Megan looks a bit too done though now. She is pretty and should ease off a bit. Danni Minogue (google her if you don't know her) looks prettier since she announced she is quitting botox than when she was sitting on the XFactor with a stiff face

rotten_egg's picture

The "you so jellis" of this and that sounds exactly how a brangeloonie sounds like. Some people like her, some don't.

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salacious's picture

@ GlitterKitty

I think pretty much everybody in Hollywood was given some "help"... For certain Pitt wouldn't look this good at 47 if he didn't get facials, peelings and whatnot on a regular basis, which is something very few guys do.

BRADIFUL BITCH's picture

It isn't because the sluts around here are jealous of Megan, it's most WOMEN are tired of the same formulated, contrived image that is supposed to be considered a standard for equating beauty.

Even though I think she's purdy it would be nice to see other definitions of beauty that are not based on biased conformity from the advertising and mass media.

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gia's picture

I cant deny that I think she usually looks gorgeous, but she is such an ignorant bitch & those tacky tattoos really need to go. She is so unlikeable.

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ethang's picture

Megan is hot. Some of you ladies really need to get over it. Despite your claim to the contrary, your insecurities really shine through on a Megan Fox post. Everytime.

salacious's picture

Jack-in-the-hat

At least I understand if she got a nose job. It looked broken.

Morticia Jolie's nose job is more evident.

When you talk about Fox's plastic surgery, you have to acknowledge the work Jolie had done. Ever seen photos of her old nose? Not pretty. Not to mention her own addiction to botox.

I'm not a fan of Fox and I think the plastic surgery made her look too much like a blow up doll, but she is at this point in her career much sexier than Jolie.

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kanderso's picture

Sorry, Jack, but they ain't real. Check out picture #12:

http://newsnidea.com/8074/megan-fox-before-and-after-megan-fox-stars-pla...

Additionally, her nose and lips are not real, and she used to have freckles and chubbier cheeks. She used to look like a totally different person.

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GlitterKitty's picture

My two pennies. Megan Fox is not ugly. She has had more work done on her face than even Posh ever did (including Posh's ugly tits), she is overrated as an actress sure and she says dumb things (although kinda don't mind that as she is at least not bland) but these pics are not bad. I prefer her to Chav Spice, who no straight man I know gets the hard over. (and by all accounts nor does David Beckham).

Sure bitch is a wannabe Jolie, but you know she stuck with David Silver and that is kinda cute.

So, she is not exactly Meryl Streep but I don't hate these pics.

jack-n-the-hat's picture

salacious - as a "breast man" I would say they are real... but I've been wrong before.

btw - was just giving you shit earlier about the womans JOB... I'm not sexist... just an asshole! lol
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salacious's picture

Who says this ho doesn't have implants? She just happened to pick a decent size. Look at how they defy gravity.

http://www.egotastic.com/entertainment/celebrities/megan-fox/megan-fox-topless-pictures-003562

I might be wrong but they look to round, firm, perky and upwards-pointing. Judge for yourselves.

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Submitted by parkerj on Tue, 01/12/2010 - 12:03pm.
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Have to grudgingly agree, but edit to say Angie Ho USED to be beautiful but ruined it with her ano tendencies. There's something about some faces - Natalie Portman, young Angie Ho, young Catharine Zeta Jones, Liz Taylor in her prime, young Grace Kelly - that just kind of make your jaw drop. I would not say that Megan has that kind of face. She has an attractive, symmetrical face, but not a beautiful one. The 'wow' factor is just missing. It's a wee bit generic (maybe because of the nose and lip work?).

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moomarse's picture

At least she won't have to act!! Thank god! And, that is the worst tat of Marilyn I've seen and why is every fucking woman compared to St. Angie??? knock it off asswipes!!!

See I think everything about Jolie is contrived, including her bad-ass former image. Her own name was chosen so that it would sound good when she became an actress.

i think she knew full well that she would attract attention being the bad girl. then she got fame by attaching herself to billy bob and pretending she wanted to fuck him at every opportunity.

when she finally got the attention, she decided she wanted an image change and voila. adopt kids, become an ambassador and then hook up with someone famous and well loved like Brad Pitt.

Fox may also be phoning in the bad ass girl, but at least she stayed true to who she loves - David Silver. i mean, she's a gorgeous girl and could hook up with someone who is more famous and has better clout. but she's stayed with him.

and she's not really manipulating the press like Jolie is. she says stupid stuff, calls out her director, but you don't see some massive spin to make her out to be saintlike.

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Submitted by Passionate on Tue, 01/12/2010 - 10:24am.

Yeah but who isn't better looking in B&W or sepia?

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People with pretty skin, like Amanda Seyfried, Natalie Portman, Halle Berry, Rachel Bilson, etc. They look just as good or better in color...

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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 01/12/2010 - 11:58am.
TEAM BIGGER BREASTS

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You know, i was actually thinking that.

And I'm genuinely shocked she hasn't had implants yet.

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