Open Post: Hosted By A Bunch Of Frozen Genitals

Yesterday afternoon, thousands of hos in NYC lived like Lady CaCa for a few minutes by walking around in public without any pants on. That's because they were taking part in Improv Everywhere's 9th No Pants Subway Ride.

The annual event, which is now global, hopes to cause "scenes of chaos and joy in public places." Yes, because nothing brings joy into one's heart like a stranger's pubic hair falling into your lap as you sit in front of them on the subway. I'm not being sarcastic. That really would bring me a lot of joy.

And I have a feeling that today is unofficially "Pick Bed Bugs Out Of Your Butthole Day."