Suri's Toy Car Costs More Than Your Real Car
If you drove to work today in a 1987 Nissan Maxima with 340,000 miles on the odometer, cardboard over the broken windows, "can't get clean" seats, and a busted radio that only picks up the Christian station (you know who you are), then you might want to stop reading this. A source tells News.com.au that Tommy Girl bought 3-year-old Suri a $30,000 custom-made miniature replica of an Indy race car.
The source went on to say, “Suri has been mesmerized by auto racing n TV so he thought it would be fun for her to have her own little car to ride in. If Suri truly takes to the sport, Tom plans on having a little race track installed at his L.A. property. But for now she’ll just be going up and down the family’s long driveway.”
Let's get really really REAL here. Suri didn't want that mini race car. If Suri wanted a car, she'd request a burgundy Cadillac Deville with gold-plated accents, tan leather seats and a driver in a tuxedo. Suri is a REFINED LADY. She doesn't play around with stupid race cars.
Tommy Girl ordered that miniature race car for himself, because he heard it makes the boys coo. So if you see Tommy Girl riding around on a booster seat in a toy race car, just coo at him. It'll make his no-no's day.
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Submitted by TeriAnn on Mon, 01/11/2010 - 1:40pm.
You certainly are a hateful bunch of people here.
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FUCK YOU!
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Submitted by xerquina on Thu, 11/12/2009 - 1:59pm.
suckandfuck you are by far the most vile person here
You certainly are a hateful bunch of people here.
You certainly are a hateful bunch of people here.
awww, I love Shiloh. Why are you guys comparing her to the fucking brat Suri?
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You wouldn't know a diamond
If you held it in your hand
The things you think are precious
I can't understand
- Steely Dan "Reeling In The Years"
I don't see Shiloh or her siblings having a 30,000 toy sports car. Better yet Brad and Angelina have had built medical centers and schools in thier childrens name. I see so many people bitching about a toy that cost this much and rightfully so. I don't know any child who wears outfits that cost thousands of dollars besides maybe trumps kid and suri. I don't think the JP children will look back and regret the lack of toys their parents provided them.
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No. Their daddy is too busy buying himself $1M artwork and then to better his publicity makes a donation after.
Let's not pretend that the Jolie-Pitt clan have taken a vow of poverty.
Here's my theory about lil Suri, for what's it worth:
There are a lot of pics of her making sour puss faces. Who is she with when she does that? Her parents.
For being such a wee lass, she still has her own sense of style and is making her own decisions about what she wears. Though that's just a small thing, she's thinking for herself. Maybe that, coupled with what seems to be a defiant nature, will save her. Maybe she's an old soul who will overcome and rebel against her spoiled/scieno upbringing.
Or she'll be a total spoiled brat, idk. I'm hoping the latter.
Dear TeriAnn: Shut the fuck up. Thanks. Your opinion is as welcome as a huge dog turd on my sidewalk, so go bother someone else. You are completely irrelevant.
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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.
I don't see Shiloh or her siblings having a 30,000 toy sports car. Better yet Brad and Angelina have had built medical centers and schools in thier childrens name. I see so many people bitching about a toy that cost this much and rightfully so. I don't know any child who wears outfits that cost thousands of dollars besides maybe trumps kid and suri. I don't think the JP children will look back and regret the lack of toys their parents provided them.
OR...SuriBot IS A TRANSFORMER IN DISGUISE!!!!
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Dear Teri Bo Beri,
You are cordially invited to the Open Post to state your case on behalf of your Labia Licking Love for all things Skeletina.
Sincerely,
The Snarkocracy Members at DLISTED.
On Topic: SuriBot will just plug herself into the car to make it run.
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"Society sooner or later must return to its lost leader, the cultured and fascinating liar..." (Spaghedeity)
LMFAO @ "P.S. buy that child some flats, you tiny cunt."
you said it ziggy!
I will never love a car more than my first: a fire engine red 1973 Karmen Ghia: 1/2 Porsche, 1/2 volkswagon, 100% clunker, no heat-no air conditioning-no FM radio-having-piece-of-shit.
But I bought it with $400 of my very own money and LOVED it.
I WANT TO EAT SHILOH'S BRAINS AND DRESS HER HEADLESS BODY IN A FLANNEL SHIRT AND LEE JEANS!
Damn, the girl can't even read and she's got wheels already.
This little monster is going to be such a horrible adult. Never taught boundaries, never heard the word "no", never reined in in any way.
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Submitted by TeriAnn on Mon, 01/11/2010 - 1:07pm.
Why drag Shiloh in this little prima donnas world? Even if one day she were to become a man she still wouldn't f..k you. Hate her parents but leave Shiloh alone you hateful cow.
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I love how obsessed pyschofan TeriAnn lectures "hate her parents but leave Shiloh alone" but refers to Suri as a "little prima donna."
Geez Teri Bo Beri, is your brain on the Brangelina channel 24/7?
On Topic: Suri is the next Miley Cyrus. Trust.
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Why drag Shiloh in this little prima donnas world? Even if one day she were to become a man she still wouldn't f..k you. Hate her parents but leave Shiloh alone you hateful cow.
Wasn't Tommy Girl against his kids watching T.V.... or was it Madonna? or Brangelina?. It's hard to keep up with snobbish celebrities. Anyway, I call bullshit on this one because it doesn't sound like Tommy Girl at all to let his daughter be interested in boy stuff. I would believe it more if it was about Shiloh, since that girl will replace Chastity Bono in about 15 years.
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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.
Brave of Tommy to appear in Drag for this photo.
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But it's all right now, I learned my lesson well. You see, ya can't please everyone, so ya got to please yourself ...
At least her hair is out of her face. There - I said something nice.
When celebrities do stuff like that I wish would stop for a moment and think what $30,000 could do for people who are struggling in the world. You know Suri would have been MORE thrilled to have a $100 pink Barbie kid car from Costco!
It's him blowing his cash on toys or him giving it to Scientology. Still hoping they all board thimselves in a cave for the end of the world to come.
she is going to look like bloosom at 17.
The older she gets, the more obvious that Tiny's not her sperm donor. Is she a clone? Calling Josh Hartnett...calling Chris Klein...DNA needed...
Submitted by ZiggyStardust on Mon, 01/11/2010 - 12:12pm.
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I was nodding through and then roared at this : "P.S. buy that child some flats, you tiny cunt."
Kudos, Ziggy, Kudos.
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How fucking ridiculous, inconsiderate and irresponsible.
Way to go, role models.
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Did you have a nice time last night, WHORE?
They are an awful family; reek of new money.
Spending ridiculous amounts of money on your kid won't make it any happier. It wont make you any happier.
It will only accustom the child to a lifestyle that is unsustainable. When the bubble bursts - it's a shame that the recession didn't make these shmucks homeless, but the Devil May Care - the fall will only be harder on little Suri.
Tommy hasn't had a hit in years, and Katie... well, Katie doesn't earn much, but then again I doubt she owns anything that didn't come from a catalogue of a QVC Kim and Co sale, so I doubt she is a drain on the piggy bank.
Something tells me that these retards missed on the smarts, so I pray that they have poor investments and that their money is in the least safe of hands.
Maybe when they are penniless they will realise how fucking stupid they are.
Wierd how Suri gets all this shit, but Katie looks as though she'd be grateful to get a rice cake. Anybody would think that these two are in a publicity driven arrangement as opposed to a loving marriage ^_^.
P.S. buy that child some flats, you tiny cunt.
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@ZiggyStardust:
I hate you! I hate you! I hate you!- angel_i
Well I WAS all excited about making my first 'adult' purchase and buying a new car. But I can't even afford a $30k car! Way to rain on my fucking parade suri!
"Picking a favorite blog is like picking a favorite crackhead. I don't know if I can do it" (MK, you're my fave crackhead)
My first reaction was 1) Suri will outgrow this expensive toy in a year; and 2) She'll get bored with it in a week.
30K is an obscene amount of money to spend on a child's toy, but it's the Dwarf's money, he earned it. But he should have put that money aside for Suri or Katie-bot's future therapy bills.
Suri does look like an unwashed brat but who can put the blame on the child? For starters, once she goes out into the real world (and believe me, this willhappen one day) she'll become aware of the rumors about her birth, the conjectures about who is her real father and the inuendos about Tommy Girl's gayness and her mother's greed.
It seems this child, who is probably 8-12months, OLDER than her parents claim doesn't stand a chance of a happy life since she has such fucktards for parents
I am sure Tommy has the same outfit Suri is wearing. I do not think she will be driving that car, more likely posing with it...Future mechanics soft porn calendar model!
Apparently, this is an apologist blog IN FAVOR OF SCIENTOLOGISTS, but here's the info on how they believe humans are evolved from CLAMS!!:
http://www.scientologymyths.info/aliens/do-scientologists-believe-that-t...
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Do you know why it’s called ClamBake? Because Hubbard said that humans evolved from clams. Hmm, does that mean members of the church shouldn't eat their ancestors?
Answer:
Yes, I know why it is called ClamBake. Not because Hubbard said that humans evolved from clams but because baking Scientologists is a nice imagination for one Scientology critic who in 1994/95 did the same which is being done now with Anonymous, i.e. turning on the mob on Scientology by spreading half-truths or outright disinformation. Literally clambake is a beach barbecue where clams are cooked on hot stones. Do you like the idea to burn Scientologists? I don’t, obviously.
Submitted by El Bastardo on Mon, 01/11/2010 - 11:52am.
LOL
Should have made this "pale" then.
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Auri sacra fames
Submitted by pomegranate on Mon, 01/11/2010 - 10:58am.
Was it here that I read that Casey Johnson got her first Chanel bag at 10?
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If I may, I think I mentioned as something stated in a Vanity Fair article about Casey's feud with her aunt Libet. Fishsticksfan posted a link to the VF article that appeared about 4 years ago. I remember reading it the first time and thinking "meh". After FSF reposted it, the second read was really interesting. I think Libet was behind Casey's undoing - like getting her cut off from Johnson money.
ON TOPIC: Is Suri wearing anything designer? How old is she anyway? I can't hate on a child who just happened to be born to freaks. I hope emancipates herself at 16 and becomes the leader of OPERATION CLAMBAKE!!
You know that Scientologists believe clams are human souls or something, right? BRB with corrected info...
Unlike your kid she has a 30K car.
Unlike your kid she has 100K nutjobs who hate her for being a CHILD
Submitted by Niko on Mon, 01/11/2010 - 11:38am.
Creepy fugly little white maggot.
That's all.
Racist!
I'm hoping this is a crazy made-up story. My current car brand new didn't cost that and it's a decent car!
My first was an '88 Tracer hatchback, maroon with gray seats. Nice little car but I totaled it. :(
What an ugly brat! Her face looked really promising at the beginning. I thought she would become a really pretty girl but now not so much. She more and more grows into looking like a tranny version of her father. There's going to be some major jealous drama between Tommy Girl and his daughter when she will be a teen.
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I almost lost it in a chartreuse Duster.
And a school-bus yeller Ford pickup.
(I was Catholic)
mommy whos my daddy
why its a syringe &
a bunsen burner
Is she kinda muscular for a kid that age? Check out her right "waving" arm.
I like the dress, but the accessories are so MEMAW. Where do they let this kid shop?? JCPENNY?? (sp)
Submitted by SpiceDong on Mon, 01/11/2010 - 11:37am.
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Some hot tamale in the Shauna Sand thread named April Flores.
OnT: I think Suri's made by Hasbro. Or some outsourced sweatshop in China. If you kiss her you'll get lead poisoning.
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that is disgusting. *spits*
I hate that kid. she always looks so fucking smug.
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You wouldn't know a diamond
If you held it in your hand
The things you think are precious
I can't understand
- Steely Dan "Reeling In The Years"
Creepy fugly little white maggot.
That's all.
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Submitted by Auntie Mame on Mon, 01/11/2010 - 11:36am.
Suri was made by Mattel. THAT is why she doesn't need a coat in freezing weather.
HAW!
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Submitted by Plecostomus on Mon, 01/11/2010 - 10:52am.
But if you're talking about fire, nothing ignites like a Ford Pinto.
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What about a Camaro? LOL
Pleco, whose voluptuous body and pink dress is your avie wearing today?
"Honey, we're all lesbians when the right man is not around." - Karen Walker
My first car was a used, late-80's Chevy Chevette. It had only AM radio, a wonky gas gauge, and was basically a piece of crap - but the heater kicked ass. LOL
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Suri was made by Mattel. THAT is why she doesn't need a coat in freezing weather.
"Jesus and God really need to file a joint lawsuit against bitches for dragging their good names into unadulterated fuckery!" MK 2/15/09