That Mess On Kate Gosselin's Head Cost $6,450
The hair stylist who glued on a broke down bathroom drain weave over Kate Gosselin's possum head for the cover of People Magazine said it would cost 6,450 American dollars if he did it in his salon. So if Kate Gosselin needs a touch up in his salon, the kids will have to eat butter noodles for the rest of the month.
Ted Gibson of the Ted Gibson Salons tells Radar that he would normally charge $950 to trim Kate's possum, $500 to throw some Surgi on her hair for highlights, and another $5,000 for the long extensions. That brings the grand total to $6,450! Ted added that they were together for around 20 hours. I'm sure Ted spent 16 of those hours trying to dodge the rabid possum's attacks.
This is ridiculous. Almost $6,5000 FOR THAT! The Rock of Love skanks could fix Kate Gosselin up for free in 5 easy steps:
1: Go diving for weave scraps in the dumpster outside of Brit Brit's house.
2. Paste weave scraps on Kate's head using nail glue.
3. Go to nearest bar, get Kate so liquored up that she passes out on the men's bathroom floor.
4. Leave Kate on the bathroom floor for at least 3 hours so that her weave soaks up enough urine, beer and jizz crust to achieve that full-bodied skank look.
5. Give Kate's weave a final tousle while she does a shot out of a skank's vagina.
There you go! And it would look way better than that shit she has on her head now.
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Before you complain about the $7k, don't forget the price of the suite rental, airfare, limo transp, meals for all those folks, cameras, lighting, and the clean up for all that disgusting hair (not) on the carpet.
You can put lipstick on a pig but its still gonna be a PIG....
Submitted by Poppus on Sun, 01/10/2010 - 12:26pm.
"I hate to sound racist but white folks cant do weaves for shit"
I saw them talking about this on The View and the guy who did this was on...he's black.
Either way, it looks like a fake, stringy mess.
lol @ butter noodles!!
A wig would cost way less than that. Either way Kate is fugly.
"I hate to sound racist but white folks cant do weaves for shit"
not true. www.boogiemama.com
That hair looks so damn cheap! Get up with that Beyonce weave Kate! I know u have the guap for that.
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This is why White people need Black friends. Every Black person knows at least 4 people who will hook your shit up for $30 and a favor, FACT.
Give me back my goddamn HELMET!
The world gasps in amazement that she paid that much to look like Billy Ray circa 1990.
She paid how much for that shit????
Kate could have gone up to Harlem and had an African woman put a weave in for $150.
It is ugly, looks fake. But then again, she's fake.
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I assume his salon is in CA? This horrid weave sums up everything that CA stands for. . . low quality crap at premium prices. In fact, someone ought to put the weave on a stick and call it the state flower. Submitted by blueangel on Fri, 01/08/2010 - 11:02pm.
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That is the FUNNIEST post I've ever read here!
Wasn't Cunty McCuntster the same woman who went on the talk show circuit claiming that her ex "had left them unable to pay for the roof over their heads"? And now she blows almost $7k on a bunch of polyester wigger dreads? This sounds like "lindsay lohan" logic to me...
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"I've never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don't like eating fish. And I know that's very popular out there in Africa." - Brit's Tits
I assume his salon is in CA? This horrid weave sums up everything that CA stands for. . . low quality crap at premium prices. In fact, someone ought to put the weave on a stick and call it the state flower.
TRY AS YOU MAY, YOU CAN'T POLISH A TURD. APPARENTLY YOU CAN STITCH A WEAVE ON ONE...
WEAVE KATE ALOOOONE!
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...THE FUCK?!? I guess it's like the old saying goes, "A cunt and her money are soon parted."
I can't wait until one of her kids pulls it off.
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Submitted by Bunny Rabbit on Fri, 01/08/2010 - 6:57pm.
Submitted by pinkdoodoo2 on Fri, 01/08/2010 - 3:59pm.
I hate to sound racist but white folks cant do weaves for shit. And they over-charge for something that would cost $150 at Nae-Nae's Shop if Nae Nae was drunk and lost 4 fingers.
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Funny thing, her hairstylist Ted Gibson is a black guy.
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Ooooh! In my face! White folks cant do weaves and apparently neither can all black folks. I've been getting weaves for years...so long in fact most people assumed it was my hair. I guess that's what you get with a quality stylist. Just because you have glue doesnt make you a pro! This guy is an embarassment to weaves worldwide.
Edit: Damn it! You got me! He's a white guy! SEEEEEE!
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Submitted by Stock Broker on Fri, 01/08/2010 - 4:32pm.
Super glue and hay would have been cheaper.
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HA! And with the same effect!
Seriously, has any celebrity hairstyle ever really worth the money paid? All of them look like they just stepped out of Hair Cuttery, but paid thousands of dollars for the look.
She could have gotten that look wıth a 2-pıece and a bıscuıt!
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Submitted by pinkdoodoo2 on Fri, 01/08/2010 - 3:59pm.
I hate to sound racist but white folks cant do weaves for shit. And they over-charge for something that would cost $150 at Nae-Nae's Shop if Nae Nae was drunk and lost 4 fingers.
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Funny thing, her hairstylist Ted Gibson is a black guy.
Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 01/08/2010 - 5:05pm.
I really want to know the secrets of the Jersey Shore. I hope one of them is that Snookie cuts her hair.
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...and that she changes her underwear daily. From the looks of it though, it seems that she does not.
"Rhoda, we're all aware that you're an adroit liar"
Or you can get a real nice Raquel Welch wig for two-fiddy
nine-fiddy for a trim? I'll trim for 9 dolla. I took a few cosmetology classes back in the day ... yeah, at the insistence of the juvenile court system, but I still know my way around a fake blonde. Let's see -- $59 for the trim, roots touch-up & new weave pieces & out the door in an hour & a half.
Jesus H. JIZZ CRUST!!
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angel_i on Fri, 01/08/2010 - 5:05pm.
Submitted by zomay on Fri, 01/08/2010 - 5:01pm.
♫Can't touch this♫
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Hey wait a second with your trickery! I was coming back to that, man! ;p
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Submitted by zomay on Fri, 01/08/2010 - 5:01pm.
♫Can't touch this♫
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Hey wait a second with your trickery! I was coming back to that, man! ;p
I really want to know the secrets of the Jersey Shore. I hope one of them is that Snookie cuts her hair.
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Did you have a nice time last night, WHORE?
Whew! I clicked on "shot out of a skank's vagina" and it wasn't as bad as I thought it would be. That's a first! It wasn't "good" or anything, mind...
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Did you have a nice time last night, WHORE?
♫Can't touch this♫
Submitted by zomay on Fri, 01/08/2010 - 4:43pm.
Angel,
7,ooo$ for that crap?! She could of got a wig. Ans this lady goes on about how her hair is super thick. Well then grow your hair out.
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Right? And what's the rush with her hair anyway? Doesn't she have 8 kids that need tending? That should give her something to do until it grows.
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Did you have a nice time last night, WHORE?
Why don't these two douche cunts stay home and take care of their bratty kids?
Angel,
7,ooo$ for that crap?! She could of got a wig. Ans this lady goes on about how her hair is super thick. Well then grow your hair out.
Submitted by zomay on Fri, 01/08/2010 - 4:26pm.
Un-fucking-believable.
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O my. *kisses zomay's head to check temperature* How are you, gurl?
I am SURE you meant to say:
Un-fucking-beWEAVEable.
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Did you have a nice time last night, WHORE?
Super glue and hay would have been cheaper.
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Un-fucking-believable.
That hairdresser should not be charging 5Gs for that weave. The fact that he admitted to doing that mess shows he is clearly delusional regarding his skills. That looks like a cheap beauty school test weave and nothing more. Dude made her look like she has a tumor growing out the top of her head.
I think she is trying to cash in on the whole Tiger Woods thing..she looks like that lower corner picture of Elin!!!
there's no getting around that possum hairdo, this looks beyond ridiculous, but even more ridiculous is that picture in the corner of mike "the situation"...it looks like they glued a head on someone's body, or like he's been wearing those tribal neck rings that grow your neck out....from now on mike + kate are excluded from ravioli night!
Kate's BUSTED GLUED ON hair cost $7,000.
Who paid for this? Is she using the kids grocery money.
Hate her.
I hate to sound racist but white folks cant do weaves for shit. And they over-charge for something that would cost $150 at Nae-Nae's Shop if Nae Nae was drunk and lost 4 fingers.
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$6,450 for that?!?? She could have bought one of Rachel Welch's wigs for allot less.
Her extensions remind me of gold tinsel you put on a Christmas tree.
all I can say is she is ghetto fabulous...but that is not saying much aka she looks like shit, the weave sucks, hair colors don't match, and she still looks like a byatch
It just occurred to me that if I was a single mom with even just 2 or 3 kids who had just lost my husband in one of them ugly wars, ferinstance, I would hate this woman with the fire of ten thousand suns.
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Did you have a nice time last night, WHORE?
I am no expert on extensions, but shouldn't they BLEND in with her real hair?? They look horrible!!!
And this hairdresser should be embarrassed to have that out in public.
He should be working at SuperCuts.
The first thing I said when they showed this on TV last night was, "Haaa, I can't wait to see what Michael K. has to say."
She likes her hair-it's on her head... so I can almost guarntee she'd say "Fuck you" to those who hate.....
good catch on the ear-rings!
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My 7 year old nieces could have hooked that shit up better than that.
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